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Trump: "A lot of Democrats have been calling saying 'we want you to send the national guard here to help like DC'" "Reporer": "Who?" Trump: "Oh I'm not going to say because they'd lose their elections" "Reporter": silence Do your fucking job, ffs. Don't let a liar get away with lying.
The census is under legislative authority and not executive according to the Constitution, so Trump's "census" is no more valid than an online poll.
Putting real sugar in things when you mainly sell processed meat and fries isn't making anyone healthier.
Ah yes, the healthy sugary soft drink at a dying fast food burger and fry joint - if you can call wafer thin patties a burger.
Yeah, it's weird how 5 of those books were required reading in my Catholic high school. Conservatives are soft as fuck these days.
These paintball bros are cringe as fuck.
What's it smell like? Piss and BO?
Actually, sure. We'll take a competent politician.
Remember Threads?
If only people watched the Eternals we could have worked to prevent it.
Can he press charges for assault and racial discrimination? Because everyone needs to start. Could at least get their guns taken away for while.
Iran has been close to a nuke for about as long as the US has been close to affordable healthcare.
Read it? Potty train a puppy with it. Print it on toilet paper. Use it to start campfires.
Citizen's arrest: "you must have a reasonable belief that they committed a felony." Kidnapping is a felony, being undocumented is not. If they shove someone in a van without ID or a warrant, you're legally allowed to detain them, and they have to comply.
Because Israel can do whatever it wants and it's racist to question it apparently
So Israel is just allowed to bomb whoever they want, is that right?
If a Republican was detained like that under Biden I can almost guarantee there would be an impeachment hearing tomorrow.
This might be the worst piece of internet reporting to have ever been typed out by someone with at least one braincell. Not only is Cleveland-Akron-Canton not a "town", it's like 12 separate cities that would be the 3rd largest city in the US if it was actually a single city.
I've never even been in or seen a WayMo and I'd set one on fire given the chance. Who thought giving a car to an AI with entitlement issues was a good idea?
I bet the protests would stop if ICE, I don't know, left? Is it really worth the trouble, or is causing unrest the point?
A billionaire complaining about not getting enough attention? Weird.
How much infrastructure will be destroyed by tanks driving through the capital?
Why does AI suck at everything? I want to know the answer, not do an algebra formula in my head.
Isn't that terrorism?
Meanwhile, on the other side: "I'm a sex offender, please vote for me and don't look into it."
Say I were to hypothetically buy a printer from their store and return it to Amazon for the $60 price difference that I just paid 3 days ago 🤔
Nothing spreads the word of God faster than dropping a bomb in a migrant.
What ever happened to the "state's rights" people? Or did they all get promoted to fascism now?
A New Hope is not a good movie, and no one will ever convince me otherwise. Andor going into Rogue One, top tier Star Wars, ruined by A New Hope. #fightme
Any other product allegedly malfunctioning to the point of being a danger to the user and public would be an immediate recall, fine, and investigation.
So the "small business party" put impossible to cover tariffs on Chinese goods for a month, destroying those small businesses that couldn't cover the cost and likely putting them in debt, and then canceled the tariffs when China didn't budge under the guise of "negotiations". Is that about right?
He could always put his kids to work making his shoes like the good ol days. Isn't that the point?
Sounds like something the Empire would say by the guy weilding a red lightsaber? Darth Incompetent.
I mean, yes. Please go be pope and destroy Catholicism, and leave the US alone.
Can we bill the US government for tarrif fees? Or just refuse to pay taxes.
Trump is too stupid to know how stupid he is.
I mean if it means he's not president, and is the head of an institution with no real authority that I'd be fine with collapsing, he has my endorsement.
I find it weird that SubWay would rather lose $7 entirely than accept my $5 off a sub promo code because I'm never paying $12 for a sandwich.
It's still inspected, just not as rigorously as animal products. Like OJ or tea.
FDA milk inspections don't cover almond milk because it's not milk.
Damn, not even the pope can stand meeting JD Vance.
Jesus wasn't even a Christian, he was Jewish.
He's talking about science and understanding, and I'm pretty sure those have already been eliminated.
Found this for you, might help. www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-Me...
My 401k went up $20k in the last 8 months of Biden. I'm down $5k in just the last 2 months of Trump. The entire premise of falling 401ks under Biden was a lie because they knew MAGA voters don't have 401ks to look at.
The goalposts never stop moving for these people. I think they might have sold the goalposts for red hats actually.
The reason no one could figure out what MAGA actually meant is because there's a hidden word: Make America Great [Depression] Again.
Wow. Just wow. How Trump set the tariff rates. This is blithering, staggering, mind-boggling, jaw-cracking, gums-bleeding stupidity.
He's a whiny entitled baby who needed bullied more in school to beat the entitlement out.
How about we dismantle the GOP? With our 2nd amendment rights.
I have the perfect solution for this, you ready? You're not ready. STOP DOING ILLEGAL FUCKING THINGS www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Gonna start finding out what the 2nd Amendment was actually made for.
Every official in that chain needs to be hauled to a black site and tortured until they give up who they're working for, because it's not us. And every congress person who doesn't hold them accountable for it needs to be there too.
I don't think a single American ever said "hey, what if the US owned Greenland?" until some dick for brains wannabe tyrant said it was a national security interest during a drug trip.
The way I see it is that the government is illegitimate so starving them of extra taxes until it's fixed is a form of protest.
What's the point of building new planes when the US will be ash before it's finished?
Liberation Day, so we're free to storm the White House and hang the administration from the balcony?
I don't think he understands what dope means in 2025.
Wouldn't it be terrible if the president fell down the stairs? Can't be too careful with stairs.
And the stock is up a lot since that, seems illegal to me for the president to be peddling a company on his partner's behalf. Where's the SEC? Or did Elon fire them all too?
Back before Jesus what's his face was a nazi
Reminds me of Person of Interest where the AI would send out SSNs of people in trouble.
Missing a shit smear.
After 4 years of Fuck Biden flags, they can sit the fuck down.
Has anyone tried just not buying eggs?
When will those islands start suing Space X for raining debris down on them?
Oh, and nowhere in their gotcha post does it say $8million was spent on transgender mice. It says $8million was spent on testing pharmaceuticals on mice, some of which were hormone therapys for use on humans.
They made a whole article about it and started it off like this. The White House is run by high school jock wannabes.
This administration is run by people with highschool-level intelligence at best.
It's also Mufasa specifically, so not even a real lion, and one who gets murdered by a tyrant who betrayed him so 🤷
In hindsight, if Trump getting a 2nd term was always inevitable, would it have been better for him to win in 2020? Dems would have the majority in congress and would have been able to stop him at every turn, and conservatives would have 4 less years to plan for the dismantling of the government.
Make depressions great again!
Trump is playing with macaroni.
We're all mad about the Gulf of Mexico being renamed Gulf of America unnecessarily, but we need to be mad that it's been called a gulf for 400 years and not a sea.
Apparently Instagram thinks it's"disrespectful" to call Trump an arrogant pile of dog shit and an ignorant cock hole. Yeah it's disrespectful. Disrespectful to dog shit and cocks.
The White House is basically a mental institution at this point 🤷
I mean if they're going to hunt eachother to extinction 🤷
Can't he flee to Mars in his starship? Oh wait, it's 5 years behind schedule and still can't leave the atmosphere without exploding.
How are these not hostages at this point? This shit is what Russia does.
And how many times have Trump and his con family violated it? With Russia. With China. With Saudi Arabia.
The Statue of Liberty wouldn't be a woman. We couldn't even choose one over a convicted felon, rapist, swindler, and known piece of shit.
The rest of the free world needs to cut off all trade with the US. Impose sanctions. Tarrifs. Destroy our economy. Whatever it takes for the shit bags in DC to do their jobs and get the fucker out of the White House by any means necessary.
Is there no one there that will just take one for America and do what needs done?
The US flag should be knocked over at least.
Meanwhile, Führer Elon walks around in a T-shirt and hat and no one says a goddamned thing.
Here we are 3 years past that goal, and it hasn't even left the atmosphere without exploding. It was always a scam to get funding from the government.
Does he need help packing or something?
Just get rid of the OL and DL and let the WRs beat the corners while the QB sits in the pocket. There are more injuries from blocking for the QB than there have ever been from the tush push.
I'll give Elon one thing, he's good at tanking his companies for no reason.
How about you just delete Facebook entirely?
If it's not a skill play, why can't anyone else do it successfully?
I feel like he'd be into that.
And not the good kind.
Can we get that email and flood his inbox with porn?
The taxes we normal citizens pay at tax time is negligible, if any at is netted at all. The majority it's already paid throughout the year.
Or how about everyone just skips taxes this year?
What happened to not weaponing the DOJ? You mean everything they said the stood for they're actually the opposite and conservatives are to fucking dumb to notice?
The funniest thing would be if every liberal voter sent it to a cause to overthrow the regime.
Also means they can't audit the rest of us either, so why bother filing taxes?
Remember states rights? What happened to that?