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@crabapplejones.bsky.social

Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)

created January 17, 2025

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A preferred affiliate group gets preference over a network like NBC or CBS? Only regime reporters allowed for this announcement?

2/9/2025, 5:56:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Selfie of me reading ‘Cosmo’ as an adult woman

Line drawing of person looking confused - hammer in one hand, L-shaped thing (shelving? Bed? Who knows) on the floor next to it.
1/9/2025, 8:00:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Burn The Playa Orgy Tent 3:30 Black Rock City Deep Playa Fluffer Default World White Out They almost write themselves.

1/9/2025, 7:58:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK Jr is a man who failed to live up to his family name at every turn. Rather than making him open and curious, he became sclerotic and arrogant, wielding others’ deference to him as a cudgel. How sad.

1/9/2025, 5:45:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s interesting that the major figures in the Admin are all “losers” with gargantuan chips on their shoulders. They claim to be “Alpha,” but no frat boy in the lot, no sportsmen. They cheated their way into schools and/ or were generally unliked. Neither dorks nor jocks, just mean cheats.

1/9/2025, 5:42:52 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’d none of them be missed m.youtube.com/watch?v=CWo_...

1/9/2025, 4:33:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Half of America right now:

Care Bears holding hands and pushing out their care bear stare belly lights to make something happen
1/9/2025, 12:51:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know this man - is Pete Ricketts a villain from a “Scooby Doo” or “As The World Turns”?

1/9/2025, 12:15:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This doesn’t seem right?

1/9/2025, 8:31:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Labor Day tennis!

31/8/2025, 9:54:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s textbook ethnic cleansing and shame on the Post for failing to state that in this reporting.

31/8/2025, 7:34:10 PM | 104 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Ethnic cleansing is the systematic forced removal of… groups from a given area, with the intent of making the society ethnically homogeneous. Along with direct removal such as deportation or population transfer, it also includes indirect methods aimed at forced migration.”

A Plan to ethnically cleanse Gaza circulating within the Trump administration, modeled on President Donald Trump's vow to
31/8/2025, 6:37:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But no mention of Sudan suffering from staggering famine - just “deprivations”. No mention that America is ethnically cleansing a people, treating it as a means to make money for bitcoin and real estate developers. No mention of the civil war in Somaliland. I’m shocked by this piece. It’s sickening

WFP.org stats on the famine in Sudan, like 24.6 million suffering acute hunger, 2 million in famine or at risk of famine,
31/8/2025, 6:23:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JB notices you’re out, take notes and makes sure you get a copy. Vance tells you the deck is due on Thursday, when your boss said Tuesday.

31/8/2025, 6:00:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JB would help take your friend home in the middle of a party cos she wasn’t feeling well and check in on you the next day. Vance would stand outside her room, listening to her breath.

31/8/2025, 6:00:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love. Want this guy getting practice on shows, giving speeches every week. He’s the cure for whatever that creepy fuck Vance is.

31/8/2025, 5:50:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and so, a nation waits with breathless hope for reports of “My Way” playing out the back of a golf cart: m.youtube.com/watch?v=mKRm...

31/8/2025, 5:39:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chicago: America’s Hometown

31/8/2025, 5:22:34 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Martha Ann Alito’s at it again, you guys.

31/8/2025, 12:59:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

Post from President Trump on Truth Social: Six people were killed, and 24 people were shot, in Chicago last weekend, and JB Pritzker, the weak and pathetic Governor of Illinois, just said that he doesn’t need help in preventing crime. He is CRAZY!!! He better straighten it out, FAST, or we’re coming! MAGA. President DJT
31/8/2025, 12:51:15 AM | 18964 3685 | View on Bluesky | view

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Notre Cour Suprême corrompue met en place un sursis jusqu'à ce qu'elle rende son verdict dans deux ans, rendant la question caduque et annulant essentiellement la Constitution ?

30/8/2025, 5:49:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any recs for good analysis of “Sinners”? (ie not written by some know-nothing bozo like me, but proper review by educated experts, Historians etc)

30/8/2025, 11:25:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“West Side Story” really captured this morning’s vibe. m.youtube.com/watch?v=vLGK...

30/8/2025, 9:50:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks so much. Have a great night.

30/8/2025, 1:13:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great, sad thread. Thanks for sharing

29/8/2025, 5:44:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He just means estrogen & progesterone, right? The ones used by women who’ve survive cancer or perimenopause or menopause or PMDD or birth control or any number of conditions. We know these weak men don’t mean banning *their* gender “enhancing” care. They mean banning our gender surviving care.

29/8/2025, 2:53:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Lord, Let That Tesla Crash” - CMAT m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5B5...

29/8/2025, 11:09:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, it’s fanciful, but at some point I am dying to hear about the art & artifacts in @weissmann.substack.com various locations. I mean, that diptych alone!

29/8/2025, 12:38:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, man. Heidi Gardner was an all-time great.

28/8/2025, 11:48:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5-year plan? Old Man Cankles doesn’t know the difference between a trade deficit & a fiscal deficit. @cnbc.com shills this like it’s “Industrial Policy,” when it’s economic whoring: who’ll pay His Incompetence enough to f*ck America?

28/8/2025, 5:38:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Articles like @dziblatt.bsky.social ’s should be mailed to every Fortune 1000 CEO, along with this. They seem unaware of life’s precarity under autocrats from Putin to Pinochet, Mugabe to Mao. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspici...

28/8/2025, 5:23:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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made her nut on gays & women, then says she’s a homophobic anti-feminist. “I Will Survive”?

28/8/2025, 3:24:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lukas Weese misreported this story in The Times and disparaged Ms. Taylor. Lukas Reese is a typo or a candy bar heir.

28/8/2025, 12:37:31 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peddington? Is that anything?

Poster for Peddington, of Eddington with Paddington Bear
27/8/2025, 6:44:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless you’re Lutnick’s adult boys launching some crypto nonsense, then it’s the fastest way to make a yard?

27/8/2025, 5:30:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danish public broadcaster reporting Trump’s folk are conducting an interference campaign in Greenland

27/8/2025, 4:45:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His facial expression is max Ruprecht at dinner. m.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKR...

27/8/2025, 4:44:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dudes!!! @jvl.bsky.social @timmiller.bsky.social Here’s Old Man Tariff confusing the trade & fiscal deficits at the NY Econ Club last summer - answering a vetted question!!!! Each of his Econ Club transcripts is worth a read - unfuckingbelievable. www.econclubny.org/documents/10...

27/8/2025, 2:17:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.lehighvalleylive.com/elections/20...

27/8/2025, 12:24:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@juanduecetres.bsky.social @shanelear.bsky.social Don’t argue with MAGA folk (I block them), just post facts in response to Mackenzie’s BS on Instagram & FB. (He’s prob on TT & X too.) Help amplify what’s really happening. It would take 2 minutes a day and could help lift Dems in a swing district

27/8/2025, 12:24:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@juanduecetres.bsky.social @shanelear.bsky.social I’m in a (red) swing district in PA. It’d be great to have friends “like” Dem candidates’ posts & ratio our current Rep Ryan Mackenzie across all socials every day. He has MAGA money, but we have people who care.

27/8/2025, 12:24:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s possible to know they’re partnering with T-Mobile, as is Musk’s Starlink, and that T-Mobile dropped DEI. Time to boycott T-Mobile: “Can you hear me now, fascist turncoats?”

27/8/2025, 10:24:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Aid work” is a bit of a fucking stretch. BCG busting out spreadsheets when it gets the letter from Heinrich Himmler: "need your help and support. If I am to wind things up quickly, I must have more trains."

27/8/2025, 10:21:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!! Stoked to check them out.

27/8/2025, 12:52:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rubio selling his soul to be State whilst an outer-borough real estate dolt gets his entire portfolio:

27/8/2025, 12:50:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Corps & GOP: $1 in taxes are worth burning down our democracy… And whilst we’re on the subject, $4 trillion of tax-payers’ monies are worth $0.

27/8/2025, 12:45:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any recommendations? New to me. Thanks a million.

27/8/2025, 12:27:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s glorious

27/8/2025, 12:01:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

26/8/2025, 7:50:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s Declaration of Independence crimes… it’s crimes against the Constitution… Land of the Free, Home of the Brave! Come on Dems. Crime rates? Let’s talk about crime rates! Any American who has served took an oath to protect against these crimes - so many Americans died for these rights.

26/8/2025, 7:50:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@msnbcreports.msnbc.com @samsteindc.bsky.social Crime rates? Dude & his cronies out here criming every day. Tariffs, freedom of speech, military in our streets, due process… Why let these people set the conversation at all? Let’s see Dems like @governor.pa.gov go on offense for our rights.

26/8/2025, 7:50:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mordor coming to life here in Jackson Hole.

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20/8/2025, 3:18:09 PM | 127 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before now, I always pictured him swimming, rather than floating. Rather nice to think of him enjoying a bit of a summer holiday - hard work, kinging the oceans and all that.

26/8/2025, 1:00:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahaa

26/8/2025, 11:18:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@cnbc.com “She” has a name - it is Lisa Cook. If you refer to the President by his name or title, I believe Ms. Cook, etiquette and basic grammar rules dictate that you refer to the Governor by her name or title.

26/8/2025, 11:12:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HA!!

25/8/2025, 6:54:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope the Gov Moore team did the Times’ crossword last Sunday.

25/8/2025, 6:17:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow.

25/8/2025, 5:36:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ladies, what’s going on with Charmless Vance’s hair system? Are those plugs or a spray-on situation? Lil Smoky is having a major makeover this year - fake tan popping and all.

25/8/2025, 5:36:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snoop said “I’m scared to go to the movies after Pixar’s gay couple in ‘Lightyear’”… the guy who has been charged with murder, felony cocaine possession, assault… that guy?

25/8/2025, 4:56:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or LA? Noem vs the La Brea Tar Pits’ sabre-toothed tigers and the monstrous James Dean sculpture? 100% Fresh p.s. Charmless Vance wouldn’t be in any part of the franchise because he’s too dull and awful.

25/8/2025, 3:39:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Chicago sequel would be f**king lit. The “American Gothic” couple would absolutely shred Stephen Miller. www.artic.edu/artworks/656...

25/8/2025, 3:39:21 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the stuffed creatures in the Smithsonian’s vaults come to life and go berserkers? Even those ‘Silence of the Lambs’ moths?

25/8/2025, 3:39:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this like A Night at the Museum thing? Lincoln’s so furious that his statue comes to life and he uses the Washington Monument as a billy club? Maybe a stake?

25/8/2025, 3:28:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100%. And he’s trying to pull a Putin or Jho Low Sovereign Wealth scam, no?

25/8/2025, 3:15:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Arsenic…” is just terrific. “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein” is new to me - will have to check it out. Thank you!

25/8/2025, 12:59:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@timmiller.bsky.social what’s going on with Charmless Vance’s hair system? Are those plugs or a spray-on situation? (JD Vance has less charm than hospital bed linens.)

25/8/2025, 12:09:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“For free”… if you don’t count the £2b in Brit’s’ tax money. Paying £1 in corporate taxes is worth burning down democracies, but £2b in Britons’ money is worth £0.

25/8/2025, 10:29:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance is the opposite of a Juggalo. #Psychovance

25/8/2025, 10:13:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance used to pretend he liked Radiohead and OutKast, now he pretends to like the 1988 West End recording of ‘Cats’. #Psychovance

25/8/2025, 10:11:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as he’s not another Andrew Lloyd Webber twat, I’m down.

25/8/2025, 10:03:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s up to 150 including 2 toddlers.

24/8/2025, 8:14:52 AM | 55 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations!

24/8/2025, 11:56:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what might help? If this Administration didn’t cut funding to Northwestern, its medical school and hospitals. Where’s the outrage for that? Why do none of you stand up for universities? How many NU staff have lost their jobs because of Trump? How many students lost visas and aid?

24/8/2025, 9:56:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If a mid chain restaurant is cracker “culture,” maybe we could vote on it? I nominate a too-large-margarita at an airport Chili’s To Go.

24/8/2025, 9:51:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The President doxxes public servants whilst he claims to be king. When are we going to talk about the inevitable, unholy fraud of a Sovereign Wealth Fund under this man and his cronies? (See: Malaysia, Russia, Angola.)

24/8/2025, 6:21:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A. If you’re reposting tweets here, please add alt-text - it helps you, along with helping Pennsylvanians who use alt-text. B. Please stand up for PA more. Please think about doing town halls where our Reps and Senators won’t. Help organize and lead. We’re hungry for leadership.

24/8/2025, 3:13:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#CharmlessVance JD Vance is so charmless, his mom hung out in parking lots looking for Jame Gumb. #Ohio #Couches

24/8/2025, 2:35:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#CharmlessVance JD Vance’s got less charm than a portaloo at Bonnaroo.

24/8/2025, 2:30:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grateful that Gov. Pritzker stands up for all Americans’ rights. Here in PA, couldn’t be more disappointed by @governor.pa.gov Shapiro’s failure to meet the moment. Our Senators & Rep won’t even hold town halls. Where’s Governor Shapiro? Where are @padems.org ?

24/8/2025, 2:15:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These critiques of Fed guidelines read like a bint moaning about the Titanic’s dinner menu. We’re about to drown in the North Atlantic, no one wants to hear your gripes about the fucking Chicken Lyonnaise.

24/8/2025, 1:23:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last election, PA had 18 months of Republican ads screaming about Dems supporting trans folk, media screaming about Dems supporting trans people & Dems saying nowt.

24/8/2025, 12:45:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When are we going to start talking about the US “Sovereign Wealth Fund”? We know it’s going to be a scam. We’ve seen this trick played before (see: Malaysia, Russia, Angola…) Anyone read any good reporting on it? @financialtimes.com @thebulwark.com @economist.com @wsj.com #finsky

24/8/2025, 10:45:56 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Historically, do business and civic leaders who kow to authoritarians end up on top? Does one pay less in extortion than taxes? Literally - is there one example of that working? Or is there a reason the word “defenestration” exists?

24/8/2025, 1:47:29 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow!!!

23/8/2025, 11:10:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought it was more of a “Death Becomes Her” deal a upgrading to deck paint?

23/8/2025, 7:33:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, but this cunt’s name is going to be on World Cup tickets?

23/8/2025, 6:55:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our Rep Ryan Mackenzie (PA-07) won’t respond with anything other than a form letter and won’t do town halls. Where are @padems.org @democrats.org @kenmartin.bsky.social ?

23/8/2025, 3:58:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very nice turn of phrase: “But still he squats in a £30m mansion, for which he reportedly pays the, um, princely sum of £250 a week.” Thanks for a good read.

23/8/2025, 2:34:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One third of the country?!

23/8/2025, 7:33:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will Woody Allen give Putin a fancy letter, like the one he wrote for Jeffrey Epstein?

22/8/2025, 6:06:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or a State Department… the ones who usually vet visas and do interviews abroad, but Rubio, DOGE & Rep. Ryan Mackenzie (R-PA07) fired them. www.afge.org/article/stat...

22/8/2025, 6:05:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Bolton should’ve got off his high horse and enthusiastically endorsed Harris then.

22/8/2025, 4:30:55 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they don’t put Deborah in the ad, they are just trolling us

22/8/2025, 4:10:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right on! Wishing you every good thing. Love seeing brave folk

22/8/2025, 4:05:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cos Old King Twat’s been asking if he can appoint himself Chair? Cos the tariffs, tax policy, deficit and mass firings of govt employees are highly volatile, and being implemented by the least competent, most venal, arrogant apes to ever curse these lands?

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Profile picture Crabapple Jones (@crabapplejones.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s fun cos right now katzenberg’s drones make shapes like cheeseburgers and some SEC mascot, but soon they’ll be weaponized! It’s like if Lockheed started as fireworks outfit. Cool guys.

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Profile picture Crabapple Jones (@crabapplejones.bsky.social) reply parent

What are you doing for Illinois’ universities and museums? 💜

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Profile picture iphawk (@iphawk.bsky.social) reposted

Philly Fed = Yikes prices paid Philly Fed (Aug) Business Index: -0.3 (vs exp 7.0, prev 15.9) 6M Outlook: 25.0 (prev 21.5) Employment: 5.9 (prev 10.3) New Orders: -1.9 (prev 18.4) Capex Index: 38.4 (prev 17.1) Prices Paid: 66.8 (prev 58.8)

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Profile picture Crabapple Jones (@crabapplejones.bsky.social) reply parent

Your work is always enlightening. Thanks for sharing - look forward to reading.

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