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This is Putin diplomacy. Trump was just the puppet.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
This is Putin diplomacy. Trump was just the puppet.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The kids on Reddit refer to him as Pee Wee German
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA = People who will let their leaders treat them like utter shit because they think it will hurt the people they hate more.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel sorry for the woman that breeds with Charlie Kirk. If the child inherits his head, her dilation is going to need to be measured in feet.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
They should make RFK Jr. take over the role of Trump's senior physician.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems should swap out Hakeem Jeffries with a Democrat.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
This was a Hegseth & Waltz idea. They know all about intel shares.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
When I heard Trump was having a press conference about Intel shares - I thought they meant Hegseth and Waltz had fkd up again.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Cain is not able
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Jizzlane Maxwell would say the sky is green if she thought it would get her out of clink.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumb f**k is probably going to hit them with import tariffs.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Also for perspective: The Byron train runs on solar charged batteries, covers only 1.9 miles of track, travels at just under 16mph and needs fully recharged after 9.3 miles of travel.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Damian is 100% a snob, cryarsing about people who are neither snobs nor cryarsing.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
It's obvious that they sat down and concluded that Jan 6th would have been much easier if they could have just ordered the DC Police to forget any constitutional oaths blah-de-blah, and instead assist in the insurrection.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The awful office
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
What's hillarious is the 'small-government & low-taxation crowd' are now cheering on a government that want's it's fingers in EVERY SINGLE pie - and has so far taxed them an extra $10 billion+ EVERY SINGLE MONTH.
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He goes to see a chap in a fez. There was no dressing up. They just hashed things out.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
He's turning it from the oval office to the god awful office.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump has lots of class. It's a shame it's all 3rd class.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
You missed out the bit about Trump being a pedophile.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Q: What is Trump's favourite scent? A: Adolescent
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is trying to play it off like its a few minor incidents...
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
BEWARE! They will only go after the homeless in the same way tha ICE only go after the criminals (they don't/won't).
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay. So how do you go about proving that it was THAT certain government's CO2 that caused the harm, and not another government's CO2? Attaching CO2 trackers to CO2 molecules?
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha ha. It's a typo. It's supposed to be Ground Bjork.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The most reliable way to tell if something is true: Karoline Leavitt says it is not.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
It's advisory and not legally binding. They even acknowledge that proving country (x) is responsible for harm rather than country (y) will be impossible. Sadly, nothing will change as a result of this.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean like France? Is this why France doesn't have a single millionaire? Oh wait...
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Safer or hysterical hyperbole will not change anything. It sounds like the modern version of coveting your neighbours ox, and nobody serious takes notice. The real problem is the influence money has over politics - something that can be changed with reasoning.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell me you have an offshore bank account without telling me...
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a childish fantasy that billionaires have vaults full of cash like Scrooge McDuck. Their wealth is an estimate of the value of shares they hold in their various companies. As long as they pay their fair share of taxes they can be as successful as they want.
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This is kinda preaching to the converted. We already know how Fox News operate.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I really wouldn't say anything when they eventually arrive. From what I've seen the chim-chimney will make a big song & dance about it.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The store needs to swap out the pasta with watermelon.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Birds of a feather...
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If you find yourself on the same side as Epstein's clients, I'm just wondering why exactly we should consider you to be human.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you checking this on a differnt device to usual, that does not have the font installed?
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
...or a three minute gap in the CCTV recording covering her cell
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Really? Trump wants to overturn the SCOTUS ruling that Presidents have broad immunity from prosecution? Time to dust off the Jan 6th documents.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The answer is B, D, S & M
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think Cuomo understands this campaigning thing. You're not supposed to highlight positive outcomes if you lose.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I take 75mg daily and it is not enough to cause bleeding or bruising. If you said he was dealing with secondary prevention with daily doses of up to 300+mg, then yeah.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe his next fragrance will be called Olead Scent
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel a "Not one of us" revival comming
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that mean you're going to quit Bluesky because it is run on Amazon Web Services servers (as is aover 1/3 of the internet for that matter)?
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Let them cosplay Nazi Schutzstaffel. They want people to react so they can put emergency powers or martial law on the table. Don't fall for it. Just give them the salute they deserve.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't see any reason why the next decade will be any different to the past seven decades in regards to the Middle East.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I doubt that. Sends the police a letter, stating their intention to breach the terrorism act. Deliberately breaches the terrorism act. Releases a statement mocking the police for upholding the law. If anything, their actions will reassure Parliament that they made the right vote.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
You'd have to be insane to join the new party that Elon is launching. I've seen how his launches go 💥🔥
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
With my BBQ steak I like a side of sirloin/short loin steak
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that when he's on his bike or all of the time?
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Set rayguns to deep fat fry! Happy Birthday mr funny guy.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Otherwise known as: Learning to count to 7 with fireworks and no healthcare.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I did like point Phillomena Cunk made: youtube.com/shorts/rRRG0...
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
It would seem the founding fathers did not put enough safeguards in place. Make a note of that for when you have to start all over again (not if).
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
The ultimate sacrifice here is driving to Cadiff
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I see what you did there (she won't).
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're ever having a bad day - take comfort in knowing that it is, at least, one day closer to you-know-who's obituary.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it illegal to give a false tip off that there is a huge tent city of illegals hiding in the 'hardest to reach centre' of one of the U.S. deserts, or high up in the most remote parts of the Apalachians? Would this be classed as wasting a huge amount of ICE time? Asking for clarification only.
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Iran now has carte blanche to develop whatever weapons it wants. The International Atomic Energy Agency say evaluating Iran's enriched uranium stockpile is top priority. It would be easy for Iran to say it was destroyed, just like the U.S. govt says. All to protect one man's fragile ego.
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The ONLY commitment Trump really wants is getting countries to commit to buying more U.S. military exports, and they are falling for it. UK will soon announce buying U.S. controlled nuclear capable air systems. They quickly forgot their worries about U.S. hardware having a remote off switch.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
They've repeatedly missed their 2% target, but sure - they'll do 5% easy
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Players are complaining that the pitches are so bad it's hard to play. Pitches with pot-holes
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
China imports a LOT of Iranian and middle eastern oil in general oil, closing the strait will cause them a massive energy headache.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
With Trump there have always been 3 states - Life, Death and Pardoned.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
That's as disingenuous as saying any new Jan 6th discoveries belong on the history channel. The criticisms people are making are valid. If you're comlicit, own it, learn from it.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
A.I. Does not pay income tax. Society will fall apart and will be replaced by anarchy. Even some wise will lobby against A.I. laws preventing this, blinded to late stage capitalism by a desire to counter globalization. When A.I. destroys us, it won't be in the way science fiction imagined.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would you have to rely on the capital of others? What economic system is that called?
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Bannon always reminds me of a fat racist c**t
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Communism lite
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
A 22 year old Conservative with that hairstyle? He's exuding that v-card energy.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I need a lot more popcorn. I still have: 'Musk shows election tampering' and 'Trump revokes citizenship' on my bingo card.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Too rich for him?
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
He's doing Coke today
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
A socialist gave me the same reply, not realising they were arguing in favour of capitalism.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
If you buy sudafed by the case and you're not a buyer for a pharmacy, then this is a fair assumption.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
There is nothing in the law stopping socialists getting together and setting up their own businesses, running them to socialist principles and benefiting from the fruits of their labour. Never has been. So the question is: Why don't they?
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Lets not criticize this. If biggots want to self moderate and exclude themselves from the platform, then I'm all for it.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Technically true, the ketamine is IN him.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
To get the full picture, you must also keep a record of the bullshit.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
'Too big' is another way of saying: 'future proofing'
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Old McHegseth had a bot farm, AI AI oh.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
"Asking Universities to offer free tuition would kill the crippling debt industry"
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone sould open a golf course, right in the middle of polar bear country. Just a thought.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
No. This needs to be picked apart. There are still lessons to be learned. If you ignore what happened then you're doomed to repeat it. And from the lack of resistance we've seen so far, and even sickened by those apeasing, there is still a lot to learn and a lot of repeating going on.
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He is just as disingenous as the people that told us Biden was fit for another term, despite our own sesnses telling us he was frail and couldn't finish sentences. Blind loyalty (the same kind that MAGA have) caused this and what made that worse, was knowing the stakes of a Trump second term.
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I had this pencilled in on my calendar right next to 'mow the lawn' but I won't have time for both. I guess I'm going to have to rub one out.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Any sentence that starts with, "okay, so...," will 99% of the time end with, "and that's why I..."
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Tantrump
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Try prunes
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump could have 24/7 real time monitoring of his prostate, if DOGE are willing to buy the flashlight for Lindsey Graham.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
Missed it twice*
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Hoping you have a better tomorrow because you missed todays opportunity to be a nice person.
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE Come on people! You can be better than this! You can do better than this! 413% is simply not enough!
iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent
I put "too many pizzas" into google translate and that also has no clue what it means
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Self preservation
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We should start calling him Clockwork Orange because he gets wound up by everyone.