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created November 16, 2024

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This is Putin diplomacy. Trump was just the puppet.

2/9/2025, 12:53:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The kids on Reddit refer to him as Pee Wee German

31/8/2025, 12:09:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA = People who will let their leaders treat them like utter shit because they think it will hurt the people they hate more.

30/8/2025, 8:59:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel sorry for the woman that breeds with Charlie Kirk. If the child inherits his head, her dilation is going to need to be measured in feet.

30/8/2025, 12:05:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should make RFK Jr. take over the role of Trump's senior physician.

29/8/2025, 7:04:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dems should swap out Hakeem Jeffries with a Democrat.

24/8/2025, 9:39:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was a Hegseth & Waltz idea. They know all about intel shares.

24/8/2025, 9:38:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I heard Trump was having a press conference about Intel shares - I thought they meant Hegseth and Waltz had fkd up again.

24/8/2025, 9:37:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cain is not able

24/8/2025, 8:34:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jizzlane Maxwell would say the sky is green if she thought it would get her out of clink.

23/8/2025, 3:14:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumb f**k is probably going to hit them with import tariffs.

21/8/2025, 4:09:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 6:07:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also for perspective: The Byron train runs on solar charged batteries, covers only 1.9 miles of track, travels at just under 16mph and needs fully recharged after 9.3 miles of travel.

20/8/2025, 6:01:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damian is 100% a snob, cryarsing about people who are neither snobs nor cryarsing.

19/8/2025, 10:17:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's obvious that they sat down and concluded that Jan 6th would have been much easier if they could have just ordered the DC Police to forget any constitutional oaths blah-de-blah, and instead assist in the insurrection.

11/8/2025, 4:30:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The awful office

11/8/2025, 1:34:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's hillarious is the 'small-government & low-taxation crowd' are now cheering on a government that want's it's fingers in EVERY SINGLE pie - and has so far taxed them an extra $10 billion+ EVERY SINGLE MONTH.

11/8/2025, 1:30:50 AM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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He goes to see a chap in a fez. There was no dressing up. They just hashed things out.

11/8/2025, 1:21:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's turning it from the oval office to the god awful office.

10/8/2025, 5:23:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump has lots of class. It's a shame it's all 3rd class.

4/8/2025, 9:35:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You missed out the bit about Trump being a pedophile.

4/8/2025, 1:27:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Q: What is Trump's favourite scent? A: Adolescent

2/8/2025, 10:52:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is trying to play it off like its a few minor incidents...

2/8/2025, 10:50:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BEWARE! They will only go after the homeless in the same way tha ICE only go after the criminals (they don't/won't).

25/7/2025, 9:46:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay. So how do you go about proving that it was THAT certain government's CO2 that caused the harm, and not another government's CO2? Attaching CO2 trackers to CO2 molecules?

25/7/2025, 2:02:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ha ha. It's a typo. It's supposed to be Ground Bjork.

25/7/2025, 11:19:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent

The most reliable way to tell if something is true: Karoline Leavitt says it is not.

25/7/2025, 11:12:31 AM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's advisory and not legally binding. They even acknowledge that proving country (x) is responsible for harm rather than country (y) will be impossible. Sadly, nothing will change as a result of this.

25/7/2025, 10:04:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean like France? Is this why France doesn't have a single millionaire? Oh wait...

25/7/2025, 9:58:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture iD (@creakybones.bsky.social) reply parent

Safer or hysterical hyperbole will not change anything. It sounds like the modern version of coveting your neighbours ox, and nobody serious takes notice. The real problem is the influence money has over politics - something that can be changed with reasoning.

25/7/2025, 8:25:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me you have an offshore bank account without telling me...

25/7/2025, 1:30:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a childish fantasy that billionaires have vaults full of cash like Scrooge McDuck. Their wealth is an estimate of the value of shares they hold in their various companies. As long as they pay their fair share of taxes they can be as successful as they want.

25/7/2025, 1:24:05 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is kinda preaching to the converted. We already know how Fox News operate.

25/7/2025, 1:13:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really wouldn't say anything when they eventually arrive. From what I've seen the chim-chimney will make a big song & dance about it.

24/7/2025, 2:01:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The store needs to swap out the pasta with watermelon.

23/7/2025, 10:00:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Orange Tor-Pedo

Picture of an orange torpedo, rescue flotation device.
23/7/2025, 9:20:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Birds of a feather...

23/7/2025, 12:54:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you find yourself on the same side as Epstein's clients, I'm just wondering why exactly we should consider you to be human.

23/7/2025, 12:48:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you checking this on a differnt device to usual, that does not have the font installed?

22/7/2025, 11:57:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...or a three minute gap in the CCTV recording covering her cell

22/7/2025, 8:18:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really? Trump wants to overturn the SCOTUS ruling that Presidents have broad immunity from prosecution? Time to dust off the Jan 6th documents.

22/7/2025, 8:09:06 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The answer is B, D, S & M

22/7/2025, 1:05:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think Cuomo understands this campaigning thing. You're not supposed to highlight positive outcomes if you lose.

19/7/2025, 10:02:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I take 75mg daily and it is not enough to cause bleeding or bruising. If you said he was dealing with secondary prevention with daily doses of up to 300+mg, then yeah.

18/7/2025, 6:54:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe his next fragrance will be called Olead Scent

18/7/2025, 6:48:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel a "Not one of us" revival comming

17/7/2025, 4:38:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does that mean you're going to quit Bluesky because it is run on Amazon Web Services servers (as is aover 1/3 of the internet for that matter)?

10/7/2025, 6:50:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let them cosplay Nazi Schutzstaffel. They want people to react so they can put emergency powers or martial law on the table. Don't fall for it. Just give them the salute they deserve.

9/7/2025, 1:24:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't see any reason why the next decade will be any different to the past seven decades in regards to the Middle East.

6/7/2025, 3:18:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I doubt that. Sends the police a letter, stating their intention to breach the terrorism act. Deliberately breaches the terrorism act. Releases a statement mocking the police for upholding the law. If anything, their actions will reassure Parliament that they made the right vote.

6/7/2025, 3:16:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'd have to be insane to join the new party that Elon is launching. I've seen how his launches go 💥🔥

6/7/2025, 2:59:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With my BBQ steak I like a side of sirloin/short loin steak

6/7/2025, 2:20:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that when he's on his bike or all of the time?

5/7/2025, 3:26:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Set rayguns to deep fat fry! Happy Birthday mr funny guy.

5/7/2025, 3:23:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Otherwise known as: Learning to count to 7 with fireworks and no healthcare.

5/7/2025, 3:20:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did like point Phillomena Cunk made: youtube.com/shorts/rRRG0...

5/7/2025, 3:14:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would seem the founding fathers did not put enough safeguards in place. Make a note of that for when you have to start all over again (not if).

5/7/2025, 3:09:29 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ultimate sacrifice here is driving to Cadiff

4/7/2025, 10:53:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see what you did there (she won't).

2/7/2025, 7:43:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you're ever having a bad day - take comfort in knowing that it is, at least, one day closer to you-know-who's obituary.

28/6/2025, 2:42:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it illegal to give a false tip off that there is a huge tent city of illegals hiding in the 'hardest to reach centre' of one of the U.S. deserts, or high up in the most remote parts of the Apalachians? Would this be classed as wasting a huge amount of ICE time? Asking for clarification only.

25/6/2025, 9:38:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iran now has carte blanche to develop whatever weapons it wants. The International Atomic Energy Agency say evaluating Iran's enriched uranium stockpile is top priority. It would be easy for Iran to say it was destroyed, just like the U.S. govt says. All to protect one man's fragile ego.

25/6/2025, 9:28:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ONLY commitment Trump really wants is getting countries to commit to buying more U.S. military exports, and they are falling for it. UK will soon announce buying U.S. controlled nuclear capable air systems. They quickly forgot their worries about U.S. hardware having a remote off switch.

24/6/2025, 11:55:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've repeatedly missed their 2% target, but sure - they'll do 5% easy

24/6/2025, 11:49:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Players are complaining that the pitches are so bad it's hard to play. Pitches with pot-holes

24/6/2025, 11:46:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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China imports a LOT of Iranian and middle eastern oil in general oil, closing the strait will cause them a massive energy headache.

23/6/2025, 9:15:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With Trump there have always been 3 states - Life, Death and Pardoned.

17/6/2025, 2:13:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's as disingenuous as saying any new Jan 6th discoveries belong on the history channel. The criticisms people are making are valid. If you're comlicit, own it, learn from it.

12/6/2025, 10:34:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A.I. Does not pay income tax. Society will fall apart and will be replaced by anarchy. Even some wise will lobby against A.I. laws preventing this, blinded to late stage capitalism by a desire to counter globalization. When A.I. destroys us, it won't be in the way science fiction imagined.

12/6/2025, 9:56:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would you have to rely on the capital of others? What economic system is that called?

6/6/2025, 10:30:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bannon always reminds me of a fat racist c**t

5/6/2025, 11:08:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Communism lite

5/6/2025, 10:58:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A 22 year old Conservative with that hairstyle? He's exuding that v-card energy.

5/6/2025, 10:56:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need a lot more popcorn. I still have: 'Musk shows election tampering' and 'Trump revokes citizenship' on my bingo card.

5/6/2025, 10:41:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too rich for him?

5/6/2025, 10:36:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's doing Coke today

5/6/2025, 10:30:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A socialist gave me the same reply, not realising they were arguing in favour of capitalism.

5/6/2025, 10:20:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you buy sudafed by the case and you're not a buyer for a pharmacy, then this is a fair assumption.

5/6/2025, 9:19:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is nothing in the law stopping socialists getting together and setting up their own businesses, running them to socialist principles and benefiting from the fruits of their labour. Never has been. So the question is: Why don't they?

5/6/2025, 9:17:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lets not criticize this. If biggots want to self moderate and exclude themselves from the platform, then I'm all for it.

4/6/2025, 11:39:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Technically true, the ketamine is IN him.

1/6/2025, 5:33:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To get the full picture, you must also keep a record of the bullshit.

28/5/2025, 12:24:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Too big' is another way of saying: 'future proofing'

27/5/2025, 6:38:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Old McHegseth had a bot farm, AI AI oh.

27/5/2025, 6:33:23 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Asking Universities to offer free tuition would kill the crippling debt industry"

27/5/2025, 6:31:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone sould open a golf course, right in the middle of polar bear country. Just a thought.

25/5/2025, 8:15:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. This needs to be picked apart. There are still lessons to be learned. If you ignore what happened then you're doomed to repeat it. And from the lack of resistance we've seen so far, and even sickened by those apeasing, there is still a lot to learn and a lot of repeating going on.

25/5/2025, 5:56:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is just as disingenous as the people that told us Biden was fit for another term, despite our own sesnses telling us he was frail and couldn't finish sentences. Blind loyalty (the same kind that MAGA have) caused this and what made that worse, was knowing the stakes of a Trump second term.

24/5/2025, 6:42:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had this pencilled in on my calendar right next to 'mow the lawn' but I won't have time for both. I guess I'm going to have to rub one out.

20/5/2025, 8:35:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any sentence that starts with, "okay, so...," will 99% of the time end with, "and that's why I..."

20/5/2025, 8:14:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tantrump

20/5/2025, 12:52:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Try prunes

20/5/2025, 12:50:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump could have 24/7 real time monitoring of his prostate, if DOGE are willing to buy the flashlight for Lindsey Graham.

19/5/2025, 4:30:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Missed it twice*

19/5/2025, 1:15:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoping you have a better tomorrow because you missed todays opportunity to be a nice person.

19/5/2025, 1:14:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE Come on people! You can be better than this! You can do better than this! 413% is simply not enough!

19/5/2025, 1:10:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I put "too many pizzas" into google translate and that also has no clue what it means

17/5/2025, 10:35:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Self preservation

17/5/2025, 7:42:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also true

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17/5/2025, 7:24:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should start calling him Clockwork Orange because he gets wound up by everyone.

17/5/2025, 5:07:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view