ICE marketing department: βWhat if Superman was really just a mall cop?β
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I wonder how many dudes get stuck in the pipe?
aug 24, 2025, 5:46 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
They are basically recruiting KKK and right wing militia members and arming them with loaded weapons to target minorities, protesters, and occupy Blue cities
aug 28, 2025, 11:28 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
While "Punkrocker" plays in the background? π
aug 24, 2025, 4:19 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Hilariousπ€£!!!
aug 23, 2025, 9:13 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Can Dean Tanaka get any more pathetic?
aug 23, 2025, 6:55 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Paul Blart is Supermanβs new identity. #FatKevinJamesForSuperman
aug 23, 2025, 6:20 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Superman is in ICE Faster than a riding lawnmower, more powerful than a seventy-five year old immigrant, able to leap tall fruit stands in a single boundπ
aug 24, 2025, 3:51 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
π
aug 23, 2025, 6:04 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
π
aug 23, 2025, 6:03 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Do they think this ad is persuasive?
aug 28, 2025, 11:23 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Not very fast, is he? What a jerk.
aug 23, 2025, 7:55 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
seriously??.....................he wouldn't stand a chance
aug 23, 2025, 6:50 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Watch out, Seal Team 6!
aug 24, 2025, 12:47 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
He looks like he's on his stag do but nobody else bothered to turn up.
aug 23, 2025, 6:03 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
That looks like an obstacle course on a playground
aug 23, 2025, 6:19 pm β’ 6 0 β’ view
Oh, it looks so rough to get through. NOT!!!
aug 24, 2025, 2:12 pm β’ 1 1 β’ view
Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha
aug 23, 2025, 8:26 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Give some people a badge and some authority and power over others(especially those that are vulnerable and can't defend themselves) and the goose-stepping begins...
aug 23, 2025, 10:03 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Iβm terrified
aug 23, 2025, 6:16 pm β’ 8 0 β’ view
Cain is so slow they timed him with a calendar.
aug 23, 2025, 6:31 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
And YOU TOO can be an ICE officer! π€ͺ
aug 23, 2025, 6:26 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Done tougher obstacle courses when I was in the Boy Scouts.
aug 23, 2025, 7:14 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
As the Dean Cain video demonstrates, the world continues to be really stupid.
aug 23, 2025, 6:11 pm β’ 3 1 β’ view
Has anyone seen the movie Hot Fuzz....
aug 23, 2025, 6:12 pm β’ 10 0 β’ view
Paul Blart would have been faster.
aug 24, 2025, 2:17 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
That is really insulting to mall cops and private security guards everywhere.
aug 23, 2025, 6:06 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
The obstacle is democracy!
aug 29, 2025, 12:10 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Cain is not able
aug 24, 2025, 8:34 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
He does NOT run, he stumbles painfully and out of breath. Pathetic shit stain. He's not even a "has been", since all he ever was, was : a very bad actor in a mediocre tv series, but it was of no consequence. Now, he's actively making this planet worse.
aug 23, 2025, 6:10 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
π³
aug 23, 2025, 10:37 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 23, 2025, 6:05 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
aug 25, 2025, 12:40 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 25, 2025, 12:43 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
This is similar to "What if The Apprentice boss was really just a conman in a cheap suit?"
aug 23, 2025, 6:32 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Is it slow motion?
aug 24, 2025, 11:04 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Thatβs an obstacle course? Looks like a grade school playground to me.
aug 23, 2025, 7:02 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Omgβ¦ heβs pretty close to June-bugging if he lands on his back.
aug 23, 2025, 6:18 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Is this supposed to impress us? He looks just as fit and agile as I imagined ππ
aug 23, 2025, 6:01 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Gross
aug 24, 2025, 12:04 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
Pasta is his Kryptonite.
aug 23, 2025, 6:06 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
A slug is faster that fat old dude.
aug 23, 2025, 9:12 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
he looks like the fat kid on the playground
aug 23, 2025, 9:47 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Word is he barely beat George Reeves around the course
aug 23, 2025, 8:15 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
I'm flying
aug 23, 2025, 7:12 pm β’ 12 0 β’ view
aug 23, 2025, 7:25 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
Man of steal
aug 23, 2025, 7:57 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 23, 2025, 6:14 pm β’ 5 1 β’ view
Aren't they required to have a mask/balaclava on when they train? π€ radical!
aug 24, 2025, 4:23 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
i love how he steps through the bottom rung on that thing.
aug 23, 2025, 6:31 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
I think throwing a sandwich at them was a recruiting technique π³
aug 24, 2025, 3:02 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
Run is doing a lot of heavy lifting there
aug 23, 2025, 6:55 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
Exactly. Unlike Dean Cain.
aug 23, 2025, 7:14 pm β’ 3 0 β’ view
I see what you did thereβ¦well olayed
aug 23, 2025, 7:26 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view