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chris reisenbichler

@creisen.bsky.social

nonbinary Dude & gamer (filthy casual) draws paintings, paints drawings {beacons.ai/chrisreisen} 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights! 🇵🇸 Free Palestine! 🍉

created October 12, 2024

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Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

an important contribution to Stamp Technology

3/9/2025, 12:43:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

delicate and bold in total balance. Killer

2/9/2025, 12:14:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

what I'm hearing is we need to keep making sexy Wattos to keep it running

31/8/2025, 8:17:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

"Well you're the corpse of the President, we have to know!"

31/8/2025, 12:06:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

this is why i stocked up on antidote potions

30/8/2025, 4:24:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture taby 🏳️‍⚧️ (@tabymeow.bsky.social) reposted

Hi pets, me and wife are getting into a hard part of our lives and we would really appreciate if we weren't homeless and starving during that time. We're trying for government aid, and even to apply for it, we need a home, so any donations are super appreciated right now :3 ko-fi.com/tabymeow

blåhaj in front of the trans flag with the text: everytime you reskeet this blåhaj you help a transfem
18/7/2025, 3:56:07 PM | 1050 1020 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

BARS BARS BARS

27/8/2025, 11:51:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted

Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

27/8/2025, 3:18:32 PM | 4380 793 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

im glad the 'ice must be destroyed' flowed so well with the rest of the text, i can hear it running together in my head

27/8/2025, 3:40:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

this man is the goat of suddenly slaying a random fanart to the millionth degree, an unsurpassable high water mark for goofy, amazing

27/8/2025, 1:03:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

a nice saucy meal

26/8/2025, 11:46:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

underrated gender

26/8/2025, 11:45:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, not to be all "back in my day" but it was already pretty questionable for younger me to be into MtG as much as I was, I can only imagine how wildly bad it is for younger players today in the current supersaturated release environment.

25/8/2025, 6:33:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

the interior world my OCs inhabit clearly is malnourished, yall are running soundtracks in there?!

24/8/2025, 9:53:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

SomethingAwful forum posters refer (or used to refer?) to themselves as "goons" as well

22/8/2025, 8:30:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 (@chimeracoder.bsky.social) reposted

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 21902 21604 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

under trump stupidity will not reign in mere days but we'll live through unimpeded eras of stupidity, so much stupidity flowing into the next stupidity over so much time we'll forget there was ever anything other than stupid

20/8/2025, 11:23:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

artificial stupidity is here!

18/8/2025, 12:09:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

gotta have the artwork success rituals

13/8/2025, 10:54:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eva Vilhelmiina (@evelmiina.bsky.social) reposted

These artist proofs I made for magic the gathering are now up for a charity auction as part of Commander Sealed 2025 event. Money will be donated to the Trevor Project and Trans lifeline. I’ll post the link below!

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12/8/2025, 3:30:33 PM | 919 188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

emoticons stronk ୧⁠(⁠^⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠^⁠)⁠୨

6/8/2025, 11:08:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

really dig that Valkyr. the ink background for wisp also looks neat!

5/8/2025, 11:11:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

I love Gem Management so much it's the only genre I need

5/8/2025, 10:49:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

simply ebin

5/8/2025, 7:41:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

for real I was like "Dang I must've missed a rabbithole around the pinball machines..."

5/8/2025, 1:11:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

these are the ones that get me actually paying attention to my diet so I can have more A1 performances on the throne.

3/8/2025, 11:05:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

that gets a two

2/8/2025, 12:07:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe they're arming a whole crew of sword thieves

31/7/2025, 7:41:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

thats a pretty big detail to just excise, yeah!

29/7/2025, 11:41:49 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

what was the original plan with Elio, out of curiosity?

29/7/2025, 9:04:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

usually its me vs. me

27/7/2025, 12:59:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social)

would you rather get a sneek peek or a sneak peak into something?

26/7/2025, 4:57:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iantos (@iantos.bsky.social) reposted

Maybe we could find out. Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372 Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111 Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911 Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440 PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000

24/7/2025, 3:57:43 AM | 13975 11255 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

dang that mute was putting in work!

23/7/2025, 6:38:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

I am reminded of the utterly Scarrylous experiments where it's found that mice given the opportunity to drive around in a little mouse car will still do it even if they don't get food as a reward.

22/7/2025, 3:46:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social)

went by McDonald's and got an iced tea that they somehow managed to get the flavor of bitter coffee into. there arent like, grounds in it but the flavor is unmistakable. hmm

12/7/2025, 5:03:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

Mr. g by Alan Lightman, really scratched an itch for gods and deities perspectives on creation that rarely gets explored. Loved it a lot.

12/7/2025, 12:04:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

god i wish i were a sovereign citizen

8/7/2025, 7:51:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

80% of kim is stored in the glasses

6/7/2025, 4:11:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

it would imply a Peakwest as well

4/7/2025, 11:20:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

not every studio is as enlightened as DE, tbf

30/6/2025, 4:25:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

truly, the king is just weaponized incompetence

30/6/2025, 4:23:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

all stunners!

29/6/2025, 8:38:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

"Let's look at Paul Allen's mountain--"

29/6/2025, 8:33:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social)

Human Artists!! Use one piece to convince people to follow you!

20/6/2025, 12:07:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME--

20/6/2025, 12:02:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

yes, CACA is the path

14/6/2025, 12:04:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobby Schroeder (@ponett.dog) reposted

periodic reminder to artists on here that you don't have to censor your posts by saying things like "p-site in bio" "c0mms" etc. bluesky doesn't deprioritize your posts based on keywords like that. just say "patreon." say "commissions." put the link in the post. spread your wings and be free

12/6/2025, 7:13:24 AM | 4903 2275 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

there is apparently new (to me) information about people with foot fetishes and I dont know if I have the fortitude to pursue it further

10/6/2025, 11:51:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jay Dragon 🔜 Auburn U (@jdragsky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"jay why did you name them this. whats the purpose" to keep the rent down

7/6/2025, 11:07:48 PM | 90 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

fundamental forces

8/6/2025, 12:00:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

FPS have never stopped being great sometimes I get 17 or 18 and have a grand time playing my games

7/6/2025, 1:11:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

using the autism to synthesize the autism (flavoring)

7/6/2025, 12:45:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

im sure the empanadas will be too

4/6/2025, 4:13:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

big moment for shapes

3/6/2025, 9:21:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

strikingly, consistent with the number of r's ai can find in 'strawberry'

2/6/2025, 8:53:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

you just dont follow enough youth pastor shitposters

2/6/2025, 4:33:29 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

ive been collecting 4-leaf clovers and winning scratchoff tickets

28/5/2025, 9:44:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

we need to redouble efforts to make smellovision instead of all this AI gunk

27/5/2025, 11:56:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

love how you painted the hair, has a very interesting texture

27/5/2025, 11:54:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social)

some recent sketching, have been slouching on sharing stuff to bsky. how are the #art and #sketch peeps doing?

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25/5/2025, 9:37:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social)

remember, Trump won't see the jokes you make online but your friends who enjoy McDonald's very well might

13/5/2025, 5:41:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Croonenberghs Art (@kamakru.bsky.social) reposted

Total deregulation of a/i where states cannot enact any guardrails of their own. That's what's in this bill. This is some real, truly awful shit for the future of all of us and everything we post online. U.S. House Switchboard: (202) 224-3121 5calls.org to get a script and quick dial to your rep.

12/5/2025, 7:28:53 PM | 1758 1479 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeeyon shim 심지연 (@jeeyon.bsky.social) reposted

This would ban ANY state from making laws to regulate the use of genAI for TEN YEARS. That includes deepfakes for malicious purposes like misinformation or revenge. Please call your reps throughout this week to urge them to fight this. Get four other people you know to do the same. FIGHT THIS.

12/5/2025, 11:28:20 PM | 175 119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

love all the texture in this

12/5/2025, 8:22:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

trying to find larger and larger prime numbers (big naturals)

12/5/2025, 8:19:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all poped up on a thursday afternoon

8/5/2025, 5:25:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

well that sounds ok

30/4/2025, 6:45:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe that's like level 1 intro kinks and then they get more and more obscure as you play, eventually you're like, edging watch escapements or something

21/4/2025, 10:51:35 PM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

alleluia

20/4/2025, 3:01:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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truly the saiyans of the human race

19/4/2025, 9:01:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ate a really good macking cheese but forgot to take a picture

18/4/2025, 4:23:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

surely youd need two maid outfits so you can do laundry with the first maid outfit

13/4/2025, 6:19:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

no no he was a mail carrier but had to jaywalk nonstop to make time

28/3/2025, 1:42:46 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

that's the art assignment start workin on those ear fades!

19/3/2025, 10:26:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

subscribing now

19/3/2025, 8:19:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

yes. "great (a) question!" is an important mode here

18/3/2025, 8:27:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social)

just got some stubborn earwax crust outta my ear. i feel great i think im going to listen to gnx again to see if i missed anything

17/3/2025, 10:16:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social)

microdosing Dracula Flow this weekend, AMA

14/3/2025, 10:45:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Deno Tas (@deeznotez.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Rebrand DEI with VEIDA, veterans are already apart of DEI but make them inseparable - Veterans - Equity - Inclusion - Diversity - Accessibility Veida is a Sanskrit word that means "wisdom" and "knowledge" Also VA should be structured as a healthcare model that paves the way to medicare for all.

14/3/2025, 7:26:52 PM | 63 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

holy spumoni!

13/3/2025, 11:54:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whoever named the smg "Out of Bounds" was particularly enlightened

11/3/2025, 11:03:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief (@katie.bzky.team) reposted

playing the guided meditation at 2x speed and jumping ahead to get to the good parts

7/3/2025, 2:56:44 AM | 424 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

Vaught is that twitch streamer, right?

5/3/2025, 11:52:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social)

there's too much emphasis on the "heart's desire" in fiction. We need stories that are figuring out the characters' "liver's desire" or their "pancreas' desire"

5/3/2025, 11:06:28 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

its why i always wear shorts

23/2/2025, 10:50:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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new to-do: start seasoning commendations

17/2/2025, 3:19:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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worked so hard to be a vegan bakery and now im rocks for throwing

10/2/2025, 10:09:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DA BIRDS BABEY (I have no idea where i am or what we're cheering for)

10/2/2025, 10:03:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

...oh. thank you for sharing that info bit. might have to reconsider some things.

10/2/2025, 1:36:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

its the way it should be tbh

8/2/2025, 1:26:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thats going in the all-time bolt arts for sure

7/2/2025, 4:16:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social)

had a dream about a new Magic the Gathering set and the gimmick was setting your cards on fire to trigger set mechanics. and the big discourse was whether it was fair to use a handheld lighter instead of the matchsticks provided in packs... #mtg #magic

5/2/2025, 2:50:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chris reisenbichler (@creisen.bsky.social) reply parent

totally amazing

5/2/2025, 2:44:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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horniest card sleeves ever

2/2/2025, 8:28:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hornt for the horny throne!

1/2/2025, 5:22:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i honestly dont know what id do without their breakfast sometimes.

1/2/2025, 1:55:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wait i thought we were talking about loving-loving men?

27/1/2025, 10:39:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) reposted

The Mayor of Newark says ICE detained citizens and a military veteran in a warrantless raid there today. www.newarknj.gov/news/mayor-r...

CITY OF NEWARK =
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