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Crasshole

@crisscooksstuff.bsky.social

I collect cookbooks and that is why my ass is fat

created November 16, 2024

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#garden

2/9/2025, 4:47:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can make that at home cheaper. Or support a small business

2/9/2025, 2:23:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just saw recent videos of David Lee Roth, The Who, Joan Jett & Billy Idol Now I will have nightmares

2/9/2025, 12:59:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Show us the money

2/9/2025, 12:11:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok enough Internet for today Just watched a kid dye a chicken pink with dragon fruit

2/9/2025, 12:08:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spent vacation at two different farms in Pennsylvania

1/9/2025, 11:17:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just had my “woke” breakfast of sourdough toast and strawberry jam Wokeness never tasted so good

1/9/2025, 11:39:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are deporting people/family members that have credit card balances, mortgages, leases & loans I said this was going to happen about five months ago

1/9/2025, 10:30:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Carbonara made with eggs and bacon from Apple Ridge Farm in Saylorsburg PA Parsley from my herb garden

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31/8/2025, 9:05:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rigatoni w/ a Tomato Sauce made from three kinds of tomatoes from the garden: cherry, San Marzano & Big Boy Also fresh basil & parsley from the herb harden

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31/8/2025, 9:03:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I make sourdough & it’s the only bread I buy. I make my pizza dough with sourdough starter

31/8/2025, 9:03:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s prob bc she can’t make it. It takes thought and effort

31/8/2025, 7:41:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I accidentally threw away my piece of Shoo Fly Pie that I safely carried all the way from Soudesburg PA in Amish County and now I want to just cry 😭

30/8/2025, 10:31:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omni Bedford Springs Spa & Resort Tonight we are staying at a Holiday Inn Express

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28/8/2025, 7:16:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Former US Presidents have gone down these staircases Good presidents

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28/8/2025, 7:12:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eisenhower’s Farm in Gettysburg known as Ike-a-Largo

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28/8/2025, 6:39:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Book banned at Republican Schools

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26/8/2025, 11:57:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Went to the Civil War Museum in Harrisburg PA before they erase all history about it and say it was a hoax

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26/8/2025, 11:56:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 11:48:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Farms as far as the eye can see

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26/8/2025, 11:24:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We missed the driveway to the Airbnb and the horse saw us and made a loud noise like “here you idiots!” I can’t believe he recognized us !

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26/8/2025, 10:48:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The years between when the Civil War ended 1865 and when our house was built is 41 years That’s like a 1984 house now

26/8/2025, 7:18:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jane Mansfield’s grave

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26/8/2025, 12:56:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A woman was the last parishioner. 2016

26/8/2025, 12:46:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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St George Russian Orthodox Church. Abandoned Palmerton PA

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26/8/2025, 12:45:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Picture of the worse wine I’ve tasted in my life

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26/8/2025, 12:39:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The kids hitched up a miniature horse to a little wood wagon & road off By themselves

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25/8/2025, 11:49:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fargin ICEholes

25/8/2025, 11:46:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pulled this out of the lint catch in the stackable washer/dryer in an AirBnB This means that all the guests before us were dumb, lazy aholes

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25/8/2025, 1:36:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lyndhurst Mansion

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24/8/2025, 4:39:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tortilla Soup w/chick peas

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24/8/2025, 3:19:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a buoy wind chime on my house. You probably hear it

24/8/2025, 2:47:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ate at a little Mexican restaurant in a strip mall last night and got some of the best Mexican food. Ever. I looked in the open kitchen and a blond, white woman from central Pennsylvania was doing the cooking

24/8/2025, 2:45:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are at an Italian restaurant that will only let you take pizzas to go, serves you tortilla chips & salsa from a jar instead of bread and has chickens roaming around the restaurant

22/8/2025, 8:17:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sage Bar & Grille Blauvelt NY

22/8/2025, 12:39:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paella !

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22/8/2025, 12:29:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clean Out the Refrigerator & Freezer One Pot Mexican Style Chorizo Rice

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19/8/2025, 9:28:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 1:18:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fried the sourdough bread in olive oil

18/8/2025, 12:31:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s what my mom gave us for lunch. No one would trade their Peanut Butter & Jelly😂

17/8/2025, 5:57:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best sandwich ever because I grew the eggplant #gardening #vegetablegarden #eggplant

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17/8/2025, 5:23:01 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wellfleet

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15/8/2025, 4:55:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gavin should just post I’M MORE HANDSOME YOUNGER AND SMARTER!

13/8/2025, 8:34:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mac’s Seafood

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13/8/2025, 8:30:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jimmy John’s ceo is a big game hunter. Google it to see pics of dead elephants etc. it’s so horrible. I won’t eat there

12/8/2025, 6:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cheesecake #food #baking #cheesecake #whatscooking #cooking

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10/8/2025, 8:58:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raised bed needs to go in overgrown area so I cleaned it out and now I can’t walk Gonna kill that bush and vine with herbicide because they are both invasive

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10/8/2025, 8:27:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My neighbor did this downtown Lynn

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10/8/2025, 4:13:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you’re wondering what that scream was down the beach, one of the cats was hiding behind the washer and dryer, and when I went to change the clothes around, he jumped out at me 🙀

10/8/2025, 2:10:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better get your $19 20 lb bag of Basmati rice before the tarrifs hit from India

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9/8/2025, 1:18:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They need a Brain Worm vaccine

8/8/2025, 11:53:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brady’s new statue looks like me trying to get my husband’s attention to help me carry in the groceries

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8/8/2025, 11:47:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you’re looking for Todd 😂

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8/8/2025, 12:03:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time he pisses off another country, I’m making food from that country Basmati Rice for lunch Sorry India 😞

7/8/2025, 5:26:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went to pick the hottest jalapeños I’ve every grown and one of them had a rabbit’s teeth marks in it like he tried it and then burnt his mouth 😂🐰

7/8/2025, 3:33:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes I know. I came from 25 years of the pharma / med device industry They are prob regretting donating to campaigns

6/8/2025, 8:39:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russian Sage The plant is about 25 years old. I cut it back in fall

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6/8/2025, 4:46:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pharmas will still develop them

6/8/2025, 3:42:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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il dolce far niente

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6/8/2025, 3:36:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My grandfather used to say “I’ll give you bacala on toast !!” Whatever that means

6/8/2025, 3:16:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bunch of Italian grandkids screwing over their Nonno I’m gonna get the belt! I’ll give you a backhander!

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6/8/2025, 3:15:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A BLT now costs $13 at a local breakfast joint Club sandwich $16 Made this for about $1.50

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6/8/2025, 11:20:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sorry for you

6/8/2025, 11:13:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bucatini alla Nerano

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5/8/2025, 9:11:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at that sage!! The plant is about 8 years old and grows every year

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5/8/2025, 1:21:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chicken Teriyaki Balls Bowls #cooking #whatscooking #food

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4/8/2025, 10:13:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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August Menu 🥗🍲🍆 - Spicy Garlic Eggplant - Asparagus Risotto - One Pot Mushroom Orzo - Chicken Teriyaki Bowls - Pasta alla Nerano - Lemony Cacio Pepe - Garlic Fried Rice - Polenta w/Goat Cheese - Citrus Quinoa Salad - Roasted Carrot, Lentil & Feta Salad - Mango Chicken Curry - Tuna Oat Patties

4/8/2025, 7:00:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are 27 large tomatoes on one plant in my garden

4/8/2025, 5:14:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jeff do you want some zucchini?

3/8/2025, 11:39:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zucchini Pancake / Fritter #Cooking #whatscooking #food

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3/8/2025, 5:35:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today’s haul from my little city garden And two zucchini #gardening

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3/8/2025, 5:04:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crazy Buzzy’s Lynnway Baked Haddock Fish & Chips I could only eat half the haddock/rice and none of the salad so three meals

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3/8/2025, 12:22:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caturday

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3/8/2025, 12:17:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trader Joe’s Hack: Enchilada Soup #whatscooking #cooking #food #soup #enchiladasoup

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1/8/2025, 1:00:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trader Joe’s Baked Enchilada hack w/Mex rice From #allrecipes #taquitos #enchiladas #enchiladasauce #cooking #food #whatscooking

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31/7/2025, 4:47:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My heart rate looks like Donald Trump’s signature

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30/7/2025, 8:06:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lynn Trash Math: You have 3 old barrels & 1 new one out front for pick up (6 days). There’s 4 new barrels in the backyard. Trash was collected the 3 times today. Trash pickup missed last week. If they succeeded to give you 4 more new barrels, how long should the head of the DPW be employed?

30/7/2025, 8:05:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.pawschicago.org/news-resourc...

30/7/2025, 2:52:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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F that dog beater. You think we forgot?? My cats hate Michael Vick

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30/7/2025, 2:51:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have to erase modify and redact everything first It takes time to remove all the references and just leave Democrats unredacted

30/7/2025, 1:05:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My friend was upset that restaurants up charge for English muffins. They all do except BLTs in Lynn and Dottie & Rays in Salem

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Sailing School

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29/7/2025, 10:49:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Todd lost the tiny memory card to his drone and he found it stuck to the bottom of his foot when he was putting his socks on I can’t make this shit up

29/7/2025, 10:13:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD PRICES??

29/7/2025, 2:04:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One Pan Teriyaki Rice Bowls #whatscooking #cooking #food #ricebowls #teriyaki

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28/7/2025, 10:40:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pickled Zucchini #gardening #food #cooking #whatscooking #pickles #zucchini

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28/7/2025, 10:26:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harvested rhubarb and made Strawberry Rhubarb Compote

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28/7/2025, 10:19:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THEY JUST TRIED TO DELIVER FOUR MORE BARRELS that be TWELVE barrels for two people what the actual fk They don’t know what the fk they are doing

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28/7/2025, 9:56:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Current trash barrel situation We have one bag of trash & one bag of cat poop litter

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28/7/2025, 9:37:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cost me under $2 to make

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28/7/2025, 8:41:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, the Starbucks website tells you how to make ANY of their drinks It’s called Starbucks at Home

28/7/2025, 8:32:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can get the Torani syrups at HomeGoods & Marshalls

28/7/2025, 8:31:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iced Mocha Salted Caramel Coconut Milk Cold Foam

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28/7/2025, 8:30:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anyone know what’s going on with the trash barrels in Lynn? The city is like Trump and their tariffs. You’re getting barrels, you’re not getting barrels, leave out the barrels for three days, take the barrels, you’re getting barrels now. Mexico is paying for the barrels

28/7/2025, 12:24:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The chef from the old Port Hole Pub died and took the recipes for the Clam Chowder & Chicken Tettrazini to his grave

28/7/2025, 9:35:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m down in the beach area near that big huge new mansion You live near my friends Moe & John

28/7/2025, 12:54:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s right Am I the only that took economics in college? Not just macro & micro. I have a mathematics degree. Economics is a field of math. And I worked for The Economist EIU their research division I certainly know more than that guy drinking a Bud light and playing Keno at the Lazy Dog bar

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27/7/2025, 8:28:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There goes the neighborhood

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27/7/2025, 12:22:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fage Creamy Dreamy Lemon Meringue yogurt 3 stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️ 210 calories. 20g carbs Should’ve ate a donut

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