Crasshole (@crisscooksstuff.bsky.social)
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I collect cookbooks and that is why my ass is fat
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You can make that at home cheaper. Or support a small business
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I just saw recent videos of David Lee Roth, The Who, Joan Jett & Billy Idol Now I will have nightmares
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Show us the money
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Ok enough Internet for today Just watched a kid dye a chicken pink with dragon fruit
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I spent vacation at two different farms in Pennsylvania
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Just had my “woke” breakfast of sourdough toast and strawberry jam Wokeness never tasted so good
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They are deporting people/family members that have credit card balances, mortgages, leases & loans I said this was going to happen about five months ago
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Carbonara made with eggs and bacon from Apple Ridge Farm in Saylorsburg PA Parsley from my herb garden
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Rigatoni w/ a Tomato Sauce made from three kinds of tomatoes from the garden: cherry, San Marzano & Big Boy Also fresh basil & parsley from the herb harden
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I make sourdough & it’s the only bread I buy. I make my pizza dough with sourdough starter
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It’s prob bc she can’t make it. It takes thought and effort
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I accidentally threw away my piece of Shoo Fly Pie that I safely carried all the way from Soudesburg PA in Amish County and now I want to just cry 😭
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Omni Bedford Springs Spa & Resort Tonight we are staying at a Holiday Inn Express
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Former US Presidents have gone down these staircases Good presidents
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Went to the Civil War Museum in Harrisburg PA before they erase all history about it and say it was a hoax
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We missed the driveway to the Airbnb and the horse saw us and made a loud noise like “here you idiots!” I can’t believe he recognized us !
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The years between when the Civil War ended 1865 and when our house was built is 41 years That’s like a 1984 house now
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A woman was the last parishioner. 2016
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The kids hitched up a miniature horse to a little wood wagon & road off By themselves
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Fargin ICEholes
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Pulled this out of the lint catch in the stackable washer/dryer in an AirBnB This means that all the guests before us were dumb, lazy aholes
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I have a buoy wind chime on my house. You probably hear it
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Ate at a little Mexican restaurant in a strip mall last night and got some of the best Mexican food. Ever. I looked in the open kitchen and a blond, white woman from central Pennsylvania was doing the cooking
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We are at an Italian restaurant that will only let you take pizzas to go, serves you tortilla chips & salsa from a jar instead of bread and has chickens roaming around the restaurant
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Sage Bar & Grille Blauvelt NY
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Clean Out the Refrigerator & Freezer One Pot Mexican Style Chorizo Rice
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I fried the sourdough bread in olive oil
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It’s what my mom gave us for lunch. No one would trade their Peanut Butter & Jelly😂
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Best sandwich ever because I grew the eggplant #gardening #vegetablegarden #eggplant
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Gavin should just post I’M MORE HANDSOME YOUNGER AND SMARTER!
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Jimmy John’s ceo is a big game hunter. Google it to see pics of dead elephants etc. it’s so horrible. I won’t eat there
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Cheesecake #food #baking #cheesecake #whatscooking #cooking
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Raised bed needs to go in overgrown area so I cleaned it out and now I can’t walk Gonna kill that bush and vine with herbicide because they are both invasive
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If you’re wondering what that scream was down the beach, one of the cats was hiding behind the washer and dryer, and when I went to change the clothes around, he jumped out at me 🙀
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Better get your $19 20 lb bag of Basmati rice before the tarrifs hit from India
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They need a Brain Worm vaccine
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Brady’s new statue looks like me trying to get my husband’s attention to help me carry in the groceries
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Every time he pisses off another country, I’m making food from that country Basmati Rice for lunch Sorry India 😞
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I went to pick the hottest jalapeños I’ve every grown and one of them had a rabbit’s teeth marks in it like he tried it and then burnt his mouth 😂🐰
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Yes I know. I came from 25 years of the pharma / med device industry They are prob regretting donating to campaigns
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Russian Sage The plant is about 25 years old. I cut it back in fall
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Pharmas will still develop them
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My grandfather used to say “I’ll give you bacala on toast !!” Whatever that means
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Bunch of Italian grandkids screwing over their Nonno I’m gonna get the belt! I’ll give you a backhander!
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A BLT now costs $13 at a local breakfast joint Club sandwich $16 Made this for about $1.50
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I’m sorry for you
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Look at that sage!! The plant is about 8 years old and grows every year
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August Menu 🥗🍲🍆 - Spicy Garlic Eggplant - Asparagus Risotto - One Pot Mushroom Orzo - Chicken Teriyaki Bowls - Pasta alla Nerano - Lemony Cacio Pepe - Garlic Fried Rice - Polenta w/Goat Cheese - Citrus Quinoa Salad - Roasted Carrot, Lentil & Feta Salad - Mango Chicken Curry - Tuna Oat Patties
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There are 27 large tomatoes on one plant in my garden
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Jeff do you want some zucchini?
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Today’s haul from my little city garden And two zucchini #gardening
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Crazy Buzzy’s Lynnway Baked Haddock Fish & Chips I could only eat half the haddock/rice and none of the salad so three meals
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Trader Joe’s Hack: Enchilada Soup #whatscooking #cooking #food #soup #enchiladasoup
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Trader Joe’s Baked Enchilada hack w/Mex rice From #allrecipes #taquitos #enchiladas #enchiladasauce #cooking #food #whatscooking
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Lynn Trash Math: You have 3 old barrels & 1 new one out front for pick up (6 days). There’s 4 new barrels in the backyard. Trash was collected the 3 times today. Trash pickup missed last week. If they succeeded to give you 4 more new barrels, how long should the head of the DPW be employed?
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F that dog beater. You think we forgot?? My cats hate Michael Vick
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They have to erase modify and redact everything first It takes time to remove all the references and just leave Democrats unredacted
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My friend was upset that restaurants up charge for English muffins. They all do except BLTs in Lynn and Dottie & Rays in Salem
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Todd lost the tiny memory card to his drone and he found it stuck to the bottom of his foot when he was putting his socks on I can’t make this shit up
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WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD PRICES??
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One Pan Teriyaki Rice Bowls #whatscooking #cooking #food #ricebowls #teriyaki
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Pickled Zucchini #gardening #food #cooking #whatscooking #pickles #zucchini
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THEY JUST TRIED TO DELIVER FOUR MORE BARRELS that be TWELVE barrels for two people what the actual fk They don’t know what the fk they are doing
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Current trash barrel situation We have one bag of trash & one bag of cat poop litter
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Also, the Starbucks website tells you how to make ANY of their drinks It’s called Starbucks at Home
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You can get the Torani syrups at HomeGoods & Marshalls
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Does anyone know what’s going on with the trash barrels in Lynn? The city is like Trump and their tariffs. You’re getting barrels, you’re not getting barrels, leave out the barrels for three days, take the barrels, you’re getting barrels now. Mexico is paying for the barrels
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The chef from the old Port Hole Pub died and took the recipes for the Clam Chowder & Chicken Tettrazini to his grave
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I’m down in the beach area near that big huge new mansion You live near my friends Moe & John
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He’s right Am I the only that took economics in college? Not just macro & micro. I have a mathematics degree. Economics is a field of math. And I worked for The Economist EIU their research division I certainly know more than that guy drinking a Bud light and playing Keno at the Lazy Dog bar
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Fage Creamy Dreamy Lemon Meringue yogurt 3 stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️ 210 calories. 20g carbs Should’ve ate a donut