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Camacho would've fought in the thing himself
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Camacho would've fought in the thing himself
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none of those songs have COME PICK MY ROSES though
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no you were right they just underwent mitosis
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does Simmons really have a chud side? I know he was a proto-Portnoy for a while but I don't see that from him anymore. granted idk what exactly he's up to these days
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thats me on the left when it happens. thats also me on the right
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Happy Yes day for all who celebrate
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Comedy is legal again boys
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this always reminds me of that long long soul medley on A Wizard, A True Star which in turn makes me realize how odd the rest of this album is
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Only time I’ve seen someone get Stew somewhat right
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Wild it’s the only one with a trumpet solo in it, you’d think with a limited sound like that they’d cut him loose more
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we've decided to manifest it don't ruin it dude
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if it helps you can look at historically who the presumed frontrunners were 2+ years out from the nomination...its a bit like leading the NL Central in June ;)
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"They continually make smug comments about people wishing things would be bad"....to be fair I very much do wish that this thing is bad, it's the first time I've felt a form of technology was spiritually corrosive
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its time for the media to sack up and ask the real question: what are the Democrats hiding??
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Yeah but what about ours
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Are you telling me it went from 99.999% likely to 99.9999999999%
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Absolute sickos
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music....its whats on the stereo
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Amazing how Jerry is clearly cracking up several times in that scene I wonder how bad the other takes were
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He sucks bad but he’s also governor of the biggest Dem state, very much one of the guys you want actually doing something
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this lady looks like she could throw a sandwich pretty hard...our troops are in danger
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Rock me Amadeus is such a weird pick, maybe in 2002 when people were laughing at silly 80s stuff but since then I've never heard anyone talk shit about that song. for gods sake at least go with Funkytown
Critter Jams (@critterjams.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair it’s hard to really think of any offhand I don’t know if any of them were particularly popular, I kinda recall one who had Eddie Van Halen on a song though.
Critter Jams (@critterjams.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think the Browns could Frankenstein a decent QB out of all 6 guys on their roster?? Like Flaccos arm and Huntleys legs with Sanders uhhhh having a famous dad
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he should be commended for plagiarizing and sparing the world from having to read Benny Johnson's thoughts
Critter Jams (@critterjams.bsky.social) reply parent
getting bodied by Sam Altman like this is truly pathetic it's like losing to the New York Jets by 40 points
Critter Jams (@critterjams.bsky.social) reply parent
oh one other thing. since we're in the online era its also got its own unique brand of clickbait and "discourse" the majority of which is just people calling each other's labubus fake
Critter Jams (@critterjams.bsky.social) reply parent
they're like modern day Beanie Babies, weirdly expensive and super collectible and there are a ton of counterfeits out there. the main difference is they're all the same weird animal. if you want more information I can put you in contact with my 8 year old daughter
Critter Jams (@critterjams.bsky.social) reply parent
the party currently has like a 15% approval rating despite being up 6 points on the generic ballot, how do they not seize the opportunity to promote the shit people actually like
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what other ailments could a conch shell cure? now that RFK's in there I feel like we've got a once in a lifetime opportunity to find out
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They were just asking if you’ve seen the latest Heathcliff
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Haven’t a number of sitting senators been duped by completely fake stories to which they always respond, well uh the fact that it could be real says a lot ???
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youtu.be/dN_SDXr0208?...
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They’ll win it the year Jerry Jones finally kicks it. I fully believe he made some kind of bargain with the devil to get those rings with Aikman.
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Says more about Born Slippy imo
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Serious question has Trump ever written a letter like that to anyone else? Any of his wives or kids perhaps?? Or was Epstein really his favorite guy in the world?
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He’s right about “The Bad Guys”
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was gonna use part of it for an impromptu street set but it hadn't arrived yet so I swapped it for "Soon Enough". later I bumped into someone on the street who said "I drove past you when you were DJing, sounded like you were playing Morrisey but it was messed up!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBJS...
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Filmed my first DJ set a couple days ago. It just got BANNED from Reddit because I tagged the genre as "Arnold Schwarzenegger"...turns out most people stick to one or two genres and don't just play shit at random
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don't give up on your dreams, kid. it could happen to anyone.
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Hulk better hope he's in Hell cuz there's a lot of dead wrestlers in Heaven waitin to whoop his ass
Zombie 2 2(Updates) (@earvlikes.bsky.social) reposted
Joe Estevez from ‘On Cinema At The Cinema’ is reportedly coming to Fortnite. (Source: @FNBRintel)
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does anyone have a clip of Bill Maher where he's talking to someone who actually wants to talk to Bill Maher
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this shit is why it's so infuriating to compare Biden's mental issues with Trump's, with Biden you could figure out what he was trying to say or deduce who he got confused with who but Trump just makes shit up, most of his stories have one true detail and 4-5 blatantly false ones
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hes literally admitting that it's only destroying democracy when Democrats do it
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SOUL COUGHING - RUBY VROOM 30th anniversary reissue!! To think the New York hipster look is as old now as mod fashion was back in 94. This album’s dated weird. Sometimes it makes you cringe. Sometimes you swear they’re the second coming of Can. Right now I’m digging the shit outta it.
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Pantera needs to put “it’s the sound of demons” on a promo sticker
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can we get him to listen to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ovl...
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the members of Coldplay watching everyone turn the CEO affair scandal into endless memes about how Coldplay sucks:
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cover up??? did you not see them release 99% of the footage from his cell block the night he killed himself? I swear nothing satisfies you folks
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too chickenshit to cast Connor O'Malley as Johnny Cage
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me, watching Jordan Love throw a pick six from his own endzone while falling down: that man has great honor
Critter Jams (@critterjams.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in Wisconsin and that photo was indeed on several billboards during election season, especially during and right after the RNC
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I played beer league softball for several years, all I can do is nod my head and say "that kind of shit just happens, nothin you can do about it"
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not sure if you know about Doughty's bitter history with his old band, but if those guys can reconsile, I'm sure you and your friend can find each other again :)
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its such a braindead and incomprehensible take that I'm surprised it didn't come from the Dilbert Man himself
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I've learned to never give chuds the benefit of the doubt but somehow I don't think they're gonna swallow the "actually Obama wrote the Epstein files" thing. Remember these freaks are listening to podcasts 2-3 hours a day and half of it is about Jeff Epstein in particular
strawberry garfield (@bbburgerrr.bsky.social) reposted
i can’t stop watching this vid of dan deacon doing the anthem before the orioles game yesterday it just gets better and better and all the crowd shots are golden
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the first time I took my wife to a baseball game she remarked how big everyone's ass was. then I remembered the dude on my softball team who socks dingers constantly has a comically large one as well. I guess that's where all the power comes from.
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it really sucks we got this timeline instead of the one where it was trained on Skip Bayless content, would be fun to ask it "how to replace a car battery" and get two paragraphs about how LeBron lost five times in the Finals instead
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really??? I guess I've been missing him. to clarify it's not hand-mans appearance that's ugly so much as it is...his ideas
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whatever happened to that cute penguin you used to draw? I don't like looking at this thing
Matt Zoller Seitz (@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social) reposted
I appreciate the optimism of this parking validation machine
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I agree Pauls Boutique is a masterpiece but the Cardiacs album is even better. you have to have a certain type of brain damage to appreciate it though
Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) reposted
Not sure I can defend this, but Stevie Wonder’s five mid-70s records (from Music of My Mind to Songs in the Key of Life) are the only music I ever play on the 4th of July. They are America to me. They’re my Sousa marches.
David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted
Elon Musk casually, and illegally, dismantled USAID. According to a new study in the Lancet, that action will lead to *14 million* premature deaths between 2025 and 2030. Again: Elon Musk is directly responsible for 14 million coming deaths. 4.5 million will be children.
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big but black dynamite i sell drugs to the community energy here
Atul Gawande (@agawande.bsky.social) reposted
STAGGERING: This new study of 133 countries is the first to estimate the impact of all USAID’s work. In 2 decades, it has saved *92M* lives. Current cuts, if not reversed, are forecast to cost up to *14M* lives thru 2030. www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
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only found out recently this is a real guy, I thought it was a made up word for Another Green World
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i remember my mom taking me out to dinner when i was 17 and being all pissed off because the people on FYAD were mean to me that day
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sadly we have outgrown the need for the NYT Pitchbot account
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fine with me :)
Beccas can't be choosers (@beccanical.bsky.social) reposted
i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
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I’m probably on my 30th listen and it’s still bewildering to me, you think you have a grasp on how crazy it is and then you hear a brand new section of mellotron torture you never noticed before
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VAN DER GRAAF GENERATOR - PAWN HEARTS There’s a wooziness to every sound on here that really heightens an album that was already full of pure psychic damage. Can’t even imagine how terrifying it was for those who heard it first stoned. It’s intense but not in the way you’re used to.
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easy, just patch 'em through to this number on the company dime and watch the donations roll in www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRiN...
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they got all of Breaking Bad and a 11-minute Weird Al song!
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"The Soul is the Rock" such an incredible epic, between that and Edmund Fitzgerald and Canadian Railroad Trilogy he totally could've made some prog-folk thing happen
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'average zohran hater' is an objectively funny phrase
Critter Jams (@critterjams.bsky.social) reply parent
I am from Sheboygan, there are like 50k people here and we all are wondering why our town gets randomly mentioned like this all the time. Did people get sick of saying Kalamazoo?
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yeah I mean just this playoff alone, that's wild. NBA's gonna miss all these stars next year
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Same injury Dame and Tatum had?? Fuckin sucks
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THE KINK KRONIKLES Could it be the best kompilation ever? All the hits, all the best deep cuts, all the fan favorites, all the non album singles and all those great B-sides known only by the true Konnoisseurs. And to think they did it all in about 5 years.
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Why is that?? Music Discords in particular have tons of trans people in them, I’ve always been curious why that is
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I've toyed around with AI music generators and it's wild how unmemorable everything they make is. Even the fake Autechre songs you can force it to make are weirdly soulless in a way the real thing isn't. And so I've come to recognize Autechre music as "soul".
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that makes you the real soft boy :o
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it means that package of cookies belongs to her
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werent there a shitload of people on Twitter recently claiming he's actually bigger than ever
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inshallah
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Here is the full answer it gave me: "In 1990, George Brett led MLB in batting average with a .329. Willie McGee also won the batting title that year" McGee actually had the most hits, but not the best average.
Critter Jams (@critterjams.bsky.social) reply parent
I asked CoPilot "who led mlb in batting average 1990" and it gave me George Brett. But the correct answer is Eddie Murray, right?