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@crshort81.bsky.social

I have friends everywhere. Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Unrestricted abortion. Allergic to cats. Choose joy. Seattle’s silliest little goose.🪿 👬 tumbledheroes.bsky.social

created May 1, 2023

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Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)

Wed. Nes. Day.

17/9/2025, 4:02:17 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NPR (@npr.org) reposted

For NPR's Word of the Week, we're getting hot: During the Ottoman Empire, people used devices called "zarfs" to hold their coffee cups. Here's what to know about this word's history.

17/9/2025, 1:35:25 PM | 156 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes to all.

17/9/2025, 12:20:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

She was busty! bsky.app/profile/crsh...

16/9/2025, 11:47:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

@tumbledheroes.bsky.social ⬆️

16/9/2025, 11:43:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

My first name is Christopher, if you didn’t know.

Framed photo of Playboy cover girl June Wilkinson’s head shot. It’s black and white and she is seen from the side. Her breasts are perky. She’s wearing black lingerie. She has autographed it with, “To Christopher I was your first date and I want to see you again in 20 years June”
16/9/2025, 11:43:06 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)

Fun fact: June was my first babysitter. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/m...

16/9/2025, 11:27:13 PM | 73 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Pomarède (@pomarede.bsky.social) reposted

A Survey of the Kuiper Belt Hints at an Unseen Planet An analysis of more than 150 objects in the far reaches of the solar system suggests that a planet more massive than Mercury could be lurking beyond the orbit of Pluto. Suggested name: Planet Y. eos.org/articles/a-s... 🧪🔭

16/9/2025, 6:17:12 PM | 74 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AlinaHagen 🌊🎨📸 (@alinagrafik.bsky.social) reposted

Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo student wins Lego design contest with his seaside Italian village design. #Lego #LegoDesignContest #Travel #Italy #EastCoastKin www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...

16/9/2025, 6:21:25 PM | 39 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gray (@misterjaredgray.bsky.social) reposted

DO. NOT. REGISTER. WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU.

16/9/2025, 2:12:07 PM | 27 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)

Man, he’s so good.

16/9/2025, 2:57:48 PM | 54 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anarchic Squid (@leahanelson.bsky.social) reposted

“The Genocide Convention was born from the ashes of the Holocaust with a solemn vow: ‘Never again.’ That vow is meaningless if it applies only to some and not to others.” My U.N. Commission’s Finding: Israel Is Committing Genocide www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/o...

16/9/2025, 2:11:58 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Williams (@philinvestigates.com) reposted

Donald Trump’s new $15 billion lawsuit against the New York Times spends four pages celebrating the settlements by ABC and Paramount. This is what capitulation gets you: more of the same sorts of attacks.

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16/9/2025, 12:19:10 PM | 789 224 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted

This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)

15/9/2025, 4:41:28 PM | 15389 2517 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted

There are 600,000 of you who now follow us on Bluesky 🦋 As journalists ourselves, we understand that regularly reading stories about broken systems can take a toll, and we never take the community here for granted. Thank you to all of you who care deeply about the work we do.

16/9/2025, 1:15:02 AM | 5138 697 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha seriously.

15/9/2025, 8:52:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally!

15/9/2025, 8:52:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture it’s ya boi Nixo 🍉🌈 (@nixostorme.bsky.social) reposted

late stage capitalism be like

15/9/2025, 6:06:34 PM | 125 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

SO STUPID

15/9/2025, 8:14:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)

lol what a loser dweeb.

15/9/2025, 8:09:05 PM | 87 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

15/9/2025, 6:10:47 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam of the first Samuels 🎨🎭🎵🤪 (@tumbledheroes.bsky.social) reposted

Bobble Ryan got to meet Ariana Grande today, but she was concerned about Covid so it was a meet & greet behind a partition. BR didn’t care though. He was just happy to be “Popular” @crshort81.bsky.social

15/9/2025, 5:42:16 PM | 36 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The War on Cars (@thewaroncars.bsky.social) reposted

"Ginning up a moral panic over public transportation is a thinly veiled pretext to starve it of the resources that could make it even safer." @via @katearonoff.bsky.social

15/9/2025, 1:13:19 PM | 366 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi.bsky.social) reposted

Hee-heere is ‘Drag Race’ icon @koriking.bsky.social's story behind hitting (and winning) the Emmys red carpet as Michael Jackson 😭 ew.com/kori-king-at...

14/9/2025, 11:52:42 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reposted

hello to everyone who loves pits and fridays. #princealbert #fcf #pitpig #pierceddick

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12/9/2025, 5:39:02 PM | 614 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture IceFairy ❄️🦊 (@icefairy.bsky.social) reposted

L. M. A. O.

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12/9/2025, 6:58:55 PM | 171 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

I really loved the winners of most of the challenges tho. This week’s episode was spot on.

13/9/2025, 1:13:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I admit I don’t know if i agree. I do wish they did less 1-day challenges. But thats okay.

13/9/2025, 1:06:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Enjoying one of those right now 😉 #cigarsocial #fatcigarfriday

Man smokes cigar outside on lunch break walk
12/9/2025, 6:17:18 PM | 61 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Atta boy!

12/9/2025, 11:36:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Packer (@typewriteralley.bsky.social) reposted

Seattle's long in-person public hearing on the Comprehensive Plan has officially kicked off. First comments were from @ceceliablack.bsky.social: "As you're going through this Comp Plan, I would really hope you ask yourself what you would do if you were disabled tomorrow and you couldn't drive."

12/9/2025, 10:19:07 PM | 149 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s so good

12/9/2025, 11:19:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Hathaway (@danhathaway.bsky.social) reposted

You guys ok if I debut pit

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3/9/2025, 9:34:42 PM | 329 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

yes please let’s spar

12/9/2025, 11:06:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jackson Howell (@jacksonhowell.bsky.social) reposted

Pumped and feral for filming on a Friday night 😈😈😈

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12/9/2025, 11:02:08 PM | 545 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too 🥰

12/9/2025, 9:45:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Graden (@jaygraden.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Friday! #FCF #FatCockFriday

Me with a fat cock on a Friday.
12/9/2025, 8:50:12 PM | 504 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

👅👅👅

12/9/2025, 8:54:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)

Incredible video showcasing the engineering geniuses behind Seattle’s first-in-the-world floating rail bridge. youtu.be/7lsxf0OnNwc?...

12/9/2025, 8:54:04 PM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your Cool Dad (@jaymonyc.bsky.social) reposted

Who needs underwear on #fcf?

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12/9/2025, 8:17:42 PM | 162 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you 🥰

12/9/2025, 8:32:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d rather just watch your chest

12/9/2025, 8:24:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly yes in part!

12/9/2025, 8:14:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean it kinda sounds like you’re already done if you’re not keeping up with what’s going on 😝😜

12/9/2025, 8:11:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)

Project Runway is giving me what I’ve been missing from Drag Race for a while.

12/9/2025, 8:05:51 PM | 51 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pup Ranger (@puppyranger.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Friday, pigs. We made it! Let's make good mischief this weekend. 😈🐷😈

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12/9/2025, 7:09:06 PM | 53 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

That tee tho 😍

12/9/2025, 7:38:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGIC

12/9/2025, 7:38:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)

“Just around the river bennnnnd”

12/9/2025, 7:11:32 PM | 105 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Yessir but only because you asked nicely 😘😉

12/9/2025, 7:09:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Buck Harder 🔜 Michigan Leather & Folsom/IML Boot Dad * BLM ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 (@buckharder.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Father’s Day Cock Friday! #FCF

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12/9/2025, 5:00:18 PM | 295 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture smcgov.bsky.social (@smcgov.bsky.social) reposted

So many cakes today

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12/9/2025, 6:38:19 PM | 257 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane

12/9/2025, 5:53:17 PM | 11620 2805 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Unassuming Local Guy (@bionicslingshot.bsky.social) reposted

Grrrrr, baby, very grrrrr! 🤓

A man stands in front of a mirror, taking a selfie in his kitchen and living area. He’s wearing a bold leopard-print cardigan with black trim, a white T-shirt underneath, brown pants, and black Converse sneakers. His hand is in his pocket, and he gives a confident half-smile. The space around him features warm lighting, plants, a decorative wooden screen, and barstools at a kitchen counter.
12/9/2025, 5:58:08 PM | 512 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gay 🏳️‍🌈 ( my name is Ria ) (@hotgay1997.bsky.social) reposted

#sundaybunday #sundaycumday

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7/9/2025, 3:46:25 PM | 77 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PolAzp (@polazp.bsky.social) reposted

Hemos llegado a 1.5k!! Esta es vuestra recompensa 🔥😜 gracias!! #fcf

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5/9/2025, 5:26:48 PM | 516 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha well you’ll just have to merge them in your mind and use your imagination for this one

12/9/2025, 6:20:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Enjoying one of those right now 😉 #cigarsocial #fatcigarfriday

Man smokes cigar outside on lunch break walk
12/9/2025, 6:17:18 PM | 61 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan (@jork-compliant.bsky.social) reposted

Giving everyone a wave for #fcf

12/9/2025, 5:59:42 PM | 248 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

yes you absolutely are

12/9/2025, 5:57:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

looking very good 🥵🥵

12/9/2025, 5:54:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

all aboard 🚂🚂

12/9/2025, 5:53:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Lil Ryno 😝

12/9/2025, 5:49:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)

hello to everyone who loves pits and fridays. #princealbert #fcf #pitpig #pierceddick

naked man sits in leather chair in office with erect pierced penis
12/9/2025, 5:39:02 PM | 614 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Castro (@2max2castro.bsky.social) reposted

Me and my bf in the car getting ready for the weekend this #fcf . Idk what it is about driving around that gets me so hard sometimes 😁😁🍆 #fatcockfriday #teampierced

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12/9/2025, 5:24:08 PM | 85 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s exactly what I thought lol

12/9/2025, 4:31:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted

guys, we have a tone shift

Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ. We will try to do the same.
12/9/2025, 3:46:47 PM | 18694 3059 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

you look so good!

12/9/2025, 3:34:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PINK TONY CLUB 🦄 (@evsybaby.bsky.social) reposted

Another #FlashbackFriday to that time I was brave enough to sport a crop top. 🫣

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12/9/2025, 2:48:25 PM | 1085 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted

When Oregon mapped wildfire risks to properties, some insurance brokers and homeowners blamed the map, without evidence, for policy cancellations and price hikes. Others called it part of a big plan to “depopulate rural areas.”

12/9/2025, 2:00:58 PM | 208 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Supergiant Games (@supergiantgames.bsky.social) reposted

HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒 Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️ Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...

12/9/2025, 1:36:24 PM | 5282 2203 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow!

12/9/2025, 2:27:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Rotary, cellular, or pay phone?

12/9/2025, 2:09:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

this is the way

12/9/2025, 1:58:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean (@itsseansbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

I’m at it again! What? I’ve been home almost two weeks. I need a vacation.

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12/9/2025, 11:11:13 AM | 132 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Pit alert 🚨

12/9/2025, 1:58:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmm

12/9/2025, 1:56:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheeseborger 🍔 (@nineinthefire.bsky.social) reposted

Your first gay porn crush. Girth Brooks. Obsessed after that bait bus 🫣

12/9/2025, 7:04:07 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reposted

Your first gay porn crush. Sean Hunter. 🥵

3/8/2023, 5:47:24 AM | 38 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Torch (@torchisadog.bsky.social) reposted

Feeling a certain kinda way at the end of the day #piercedcock #gingerbush

Relaxing after work lying down wear a white undershirt and holding my hard, thick pierced dick pulled out from my jockstrap
12/9/2025, 1:59:48 AM | 187 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture richysapphire.bsky.social (@richysapphire.bsky.social) reposted

Work with me ⚡️ #pride @prideanimes.bsky.social @dreamypride.bsky.social @pridewasariot.bsky.social

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12/9/2025, 12:23:15 AM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)

Blooomies and Skysluts: any recommendations for an awesome portable charging brick for phones, tablets, vapes, etc.? I totally lost mine (oops) and if one has a passionate recco, I’d love to hear.

12/9/2025, 1:02:25 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

In this house we salute the fag 🏳️‍🌈

12/9/2025, 12:08:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

This is true patriotism 🫡

12/9/2025, 12:05:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mockingbeards (@mockingbeards.bsky.social) reposted

What’re you rubbing first ? 💪🏼🪖🥚?

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11/9/2025, 11:52:59 PM | 368 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

12/9/2025, 12:03:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dadcubpig (ATL Pride Oct 10-13) (@dadcubpig.bsky.social) reposted

Sweddy

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12/9/2025, 12:01:57 AM | 641 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture feral streep (@seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social) reposted

work from home uniform

lavender sweatshirt and gray mini boxer trunks and lots of tattoos
11/9/2025, 10:53:03 PM | 519 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ranch Devereaux (@thejacko.bsky.social) reposted

“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?” Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.

11/9/2025, 11:53:03 PM | 677 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Good boy. BTW completed my Smokeout registration today. Alec and I are rooming again 🥳

11/9/2025, 11:56:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reposted

It's a beautiful morning to overthink about the things that make me happy

11/9/2025, 1:39:35 PM | 74 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lafufu trade (@arocktoclingto.bsky.social) reposted

Pronouncing BIKE jockstraps like NIKE

11/9/2025, 11:33:18 PM | 41 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

I just don’t understand folks who are stubborn on helmet use. It’s your fuckin head!

11/9/2025, 10:56:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lucas (@ljdomac.bsky.social) reposted

I just know that in the Earth multiverse we're tagged as the messy ones and all the other Earths have gone no contact with us.

11/9/2025, 10:50:27 PM | 161 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

but your boobies look good tho 🥵

11/9/2025, 10:31:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

Chuck expressly called for the annihlation of queer, trans, POC folks, and reporters are flummoxed as to why our communities are thrilled Chuck is gone. How the fuck did they get their jobs?

11/9/2025, 10:26:17 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pumpkin Spice Papi 🎃✨ (@mickeypalms.bsky.social) reposted

Saturday’s are for pit pics

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6/9/2025, 5:49:01 PM | 2122 111 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent

mmmm hmmm

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