Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)
Wed. Nes. Day.
I have friends everywhere. Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Unrestricted abortion. Allergic to cats. Choose joy. Seattle’s silliest little goose.🪿 👬 tumbledheroes.bsky.social
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Wed. Nes. Day.
NPR (@npr.org) reposted
For NPR's Word of the Week, we're getting hot: During the Ottoman Empire, people used devices called "zarfs" to hold their coffee cups. Here's what to know about this word's history.
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Yes to all.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
She was busty! bsky.app/profile/crsh...
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
@tumbledheroes.bsky.social ⬆️
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
My first name is Christopher, if you didn’t know.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)
Fun fact: June was my first babysitter. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/m...
Daniel Pomarède (@pomarede.bsky.social) reposted
A Survey of the Kuiper Belt Hints at an Unseen Planet An analysis of more than 150 objects in the far reaches of the solar system suggests that a planet more massive than Mercury could be lurking beyond the orbit of Pluto. Suggested name: Planet Y. eos.org/articles/a-s... 🧪🔭
AlinaHagen 🌊🎨📸 (@alinagrafik.bsky.social) reposted
Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo student wins Lego design contest with his seaside Italian village design. #Lego #LegoDesignContest #Travel #Italy #EastCoastKin www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/e...
Jared Gray (@misterjaredgray.bsky.social) reposted
DO. NOT. REGISTER. WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)
Man, he’s so good.
Anarchic Squid (@leahanelson.bsky.social) reposted
“The Genocide Convention was born from the ashes of the Holocaust with a solemn vow: ‘Never again.’ That vow is meaningless if it applies only to some and not to others.” My U.N. Commission’s Finding: Israel Is Committing Genocide www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/o...
Phil Williams (@philinvestigates.com) reposted
Donald Trump’s new $15 billion lawsuit against the New York Times spends four pages celebrating the settlements by ABC and Paramount. This is what capitulation gets you: more of the same sorts of attacks.
WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted
This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)
ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted
There are 600,000 of you who now follow us on Bluesky 🦋 As journalists ourselves, we understand that regularly reading stories about broken systems can take a toll, and we never take the community here for granted. Thank you to all of you who care deeply about the work we do.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha seriously.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally!
it’s ya boi Nixo 🍉🌈 (@nixostorme.bsky.social) reposted
late stage capitalism be like
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
SO STUPID
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)
lol what a loser dweeb.
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Sam of the first Samuels 🎨🎭🎵🤪 (@tumbledheroes.bsky.social) reposted
Bobble Ryan got to meet Ariana Grande today, but she was concerned about Covid so it was a meet & greet behind a partition. BR didn’t care though. He was just happy to be “Popular” @crshort81.bsky.social
The War on Cars (@thewaroncars.bsky.social) reposted
"Ginning up a moral panic over public transportation is a thinly veiled pretext to starve it of the resources that could make it even safer." @via @katearonoff.bsky.social
Joey Nolfi (@joeynolfi.bsky.social) reposted
Hee-heere is ‘Drag Race’ icon @koriking.bsky.social's story behind hitting (and winning) the Emmys red carpet as Michael Jackson 😭 ew.com/kori-king-at...
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reposted
hello to everyone who loves pits and fridays. #princealbert #fcf #pitpig #pierceddick
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
I really loved the winners of most of the challenges tho. This week’s episode was spot on.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I admit I don’t know if i agree. I do wish they did less 1-day challenges. But thats okay.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Enjoying one of those right now 😉 #cigarsocial #fatcigarfriday
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Atta boy!
Ryan Packer (@typewriteralley.bsky.social) reposted
Seattle's long in-person public hearing on the Comprehensive Plan has officially kicked off. First comments were from @ceceliablack.bsky.social: "As you're going through this Comp Plan, I would really hope you ask yourself what you would do if you were disabled tomorrow and you couldn't drive."
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so good
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
yes please let’s spar
Jackson Howell (@jacksonhowell.bsky.social) reposted
Pumped and feral for filming on a Friday night 😈😈😈
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too 🥰
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
👅👅👅
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)
Incredible video showcasing the engineering geniuses behind Seattle’s first-in-the-world floating rail bridge. youtu.be/7lsxf0OnNwc?...
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you 🥰
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d rather just watch your chest
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly yes in part!
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean it kinda sounds like you’re already done if you’re not keeping up with what’s going on 😝😜
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)
Project Runway is giving me what I’ve been missing from Drag Race for a while.
Pup Ranger (@puppyranger.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Friday, pigs. We made it! Let's make good mischief this weekend. 😈🐷😈
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
That tee tho 😍
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGIC
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)
“Just around the river bennnnnd”
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Yessir but only because you asked nicely 😘😉
Buck Harder 🔜 Michigan Leather & Folsom/IML Boot Dad * BLM ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 (@buckharder.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Father’s Day Cock Friday! #FCF
onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane
PolAzp (@polazp.bsky.social) reposted
Hemos llegado a 1.5k!! Esta es vuestra recompensa 🔥😜 gracias!! #fcf
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha well you’ll just have to merge them in your mind and use your imagination for this one
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Enjoying one of those right now 😉 #cigarsocial #fatcigarfriday
Duncan (@jork-compliant.bsky.social) reposted
Giving everyone a wave for #fcf
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
yes you absolutely are
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
looking very good 🥵🥵
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
all aboard 🚂🚂
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Lil Ryno 😝
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)
hello to everyone who loves pits and fridays. #princealbert #fcf #pitpig #pierceddick
Max Castro (@2max2castro.bsky.social) reposted
Me and my bf in the car getting ready for the weekend this #fcf . Idk what it is about driving around that gets me so hard sometimes 😁😁🍆 #fatcockfriday #teampierced
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s exactly what I thought lol
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
you look so good!
PINK TONY CLUB 🦄 (@evsybaby.bsky.social) reposted
Another #FlashbackFriday to that time I was brave enough to sport a crop top. 🫣
ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted
When Oregon mapped wildfire risks to properties, some insurance brokers and homeowners blamed the map, without evidence, for policy cancellations and price hikes. Others called it part of a big plan to “depopulate rural areas.”
Supergiant Games (@supergiantgames.bsky.social) reposted
HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒 Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️ Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow!
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Rotary, cellular, or pay phone?
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
this is the way
Sean (@itsseansbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
I’m at it again! What? I’ve been home almost two weeks. I need a vacation.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Pit alert 🚨
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmm
Cheeseborger 🍔 (@nineinthefire.bsky.social) reposted
Your first gay porn crush. Girth Brooks. Obsessed after that bait bus 🫣
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reposted
Your first gay porn crush. Sean Hunter. 🥵
Torch (@torchisadog.bsky.social) reposted
Feeling a certain kinda way at the end of the day #piercedcock #gingerbush
richysapphire.bsky.social (@richysapphire.bsky.social) reposted
Work with me ⚡️ #pride @prideanimes.bsky.social @dreamypride.bsky.social @pridewasariot.bsky.social
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social)
Blooomies and Skysluts: any recommendations for an awesome portable charging brick for phones, tablets, vapes, etc.? I totally lost mine (oops) and if one has a passionate recco, I’d love to hear.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
In this house we salute the fag 🏳️🌈
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
This is true patriotism 🫡
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Ranch Devereaux (@thejacko.bsky.social) reposted
“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?” Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Good boy. BTW completed my Smokeout registration today. Alec and I are rooming again 🥳
Jorge Caldera (@jorcald.bsky.social) reposted
It's a beautiful morning to overthink about the things that make me happy
lafufu trade (@arocktoclingto.bsky.social) reposted
Pronouncing BIKE jockstraps like NIKE
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
I just don’t understand folks who are stubborn on helmet use. It’s your fuckin head!
Lucas (@ljdomac.bsky.social) reposted
I just know that in the Earth multiverse we're tagged as the messy ones and all the other Earths have gone no contact with us.
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
but your boobies look good tho 🥵
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
Chuck expressly called for the annihlation of queer, trans, POC folks, and reporters are flummoxed as to why our communities are thrilled Chuck is gone. How the fuck did they get their jobs?
Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 (@crshort81.bsky.social) reply parent
mmmm hmmm