When you realise the US system of government has a few shortcomings…
When you realise the US system of government has a few shortcomings…
Its like a massively unsuccessful Sycophants Anonymous meeting.
They bought into American exceptionalism and followed it up their own arse. Trump is not an aberration; he is the logical result.
His stupidity is like a virus, it spreads to those around him
I call bullshit on a 77 off the stick. I assume it came with the usual amount of ‘creative accounting’.
The fortnight fascist…
Of course orders re ‘assisting’ people to fall out of windows are much nicer when they are softly spoken…
All the arguments that MAGA use against solar power didn’t seem to occur to them on this…hardly surprised 🤣
Must have drawn blood biting your tongue that hard.
Its like when you visit a friend’s house and their toddler drags you to their bedroom to run you chapter and verse through all the toys. And you stand there nodding whispering give me strength…
Why doesn’t he have to use the hand rail?
“And the Kennedy Centre award for the best performance in dying goes to…Donald Trump”
Rice paper
Seriously, the collective embarrassment and anxiety felt by world leaders as they squirm during sit downs next to Trump could be harnessed to power small cities.
Leader of the worlds most notable Idiocracy… 🤪
We in Europe say to him "stop with the breathing".
But of course its ok to pay off a porn star and declare it as ‘legal fees’ when in fact it was hush money to avoid campaign scrutiny 🤷♂️
Agreed. They get a little mind blown
Catchy tune but
My daughter does competitive cross-fit and can snatch 212 pounds, any elite female weightlifter could do much more, let alone clean and jerk. Surprise surprise, dipshit Donny is mixing crazy lies with high grade ignorance. 🤯
Bet he’s got his fingers and legs crossed under the desk 😉
The point about the Advance donation issue is the hypocrisy. Jillian Segal wants to police everyone’s speech while defending her husband’s right to fund an organisation that propagates racism. Her position is untenable.
Wait, I thought China was the one paying the tariffs?
Top notch independent journalism ✅
The most useless sack of shit that ever walked the earth…
Poor Malaysia
The desire to slap these people really hard is overwhelming…
Your nephew? How’d the lad go?
Wishing for a large bout of food poisoning 🤞
Smells of corruption
Fuhrer Fortnight
Just give him a participation award…
#Bullshitzkrieg
Fuhrer Fortnight
These fuckers are literally in an alternate universe 🤯
Looks like he would have preferred to be out cheating at golf… ⛳️
Needs more goose stepping
America, the dumb dumbs really have taken over your country… 🙁
Look at that little fucking weasel next to him
Just how much grog are you buying when you have to ‘pack the car’?
As an non-American observer, I believe your media is far to deferential to the office (of potus) and the incumbent. Why not hold him to account more, butt in and force him back to question at hand? The only journo I recall doing it forcefully was Jonathan Swan (an Australian) prior to the 2020 elec
Greatest era of the game! Some seriously underrated grabs in that.
The words intellectual and heavyweight should not be used together when it comes to Teena, should they?
I won’t believe Albo has won until he posts a picture of himself as the Pope. #ausvotes25
There's another bigger loser than the Liberal Party tonight, Rupert Murdoch & News Corp. This is the official nail in the coffin of their influence over Australian politics. They are the old man yelling at clouds & no one is listening anymore. God it's beautiful! 😂 #ausvotes2025
When irony punches you in the face and you still don’t catch on…
Shit human being likes shit human being. Go figure 🤷♂️
Why the actual are they televising this?
Praying that every other dignitary in attendance snubs him
The penguins knew they didn’t have the cards….
Going to watch the local footy TONIGHT in late April wearing shirts, t shirt and thongs…. 🤯
Perhaps she thinks a Visa just supplies credit…. 😳
Pigeons of the world, do your thing…. 💩
Let this be a lesson to you penguins, the trees wouldn’t negotiate so we cut them down…
Make America Make Better Cars Again MAMBCA. Solved 🤣
Attention all reporters! When he asks who are you with, just make up a random acronym, its not hard…
Why don’t they just lie? 🤯 As if that orange dipshit is going to know any better
What the actual fuck is wrong with these people… 🤯
When you have porridge for a brain…
So much fucking grievance… #whinybitch
Twitter down again it seems. Another reason footy folks on Twitter should make a bluesky account
Old mate Bessent on his right will be off to the Gulags for not clapping along
Why don’t the reporters just lie when the dipshit ask them ‘who are you with?’. They should just answer Fox News, OAN, etc
Back in the U.S.S.A. 🎶 🎶 🤯
Don’t understand why the journo’s don’t fabricate who they report for when the dipshit asks them ‘who are you with?’
Think he got a better deal than Elmo…
Its like when you bet on a horse in a race bc you ‘like its name’…. 🤯 #thevibe
Banana Republic
Nothing says “I don’t care what you think about me” than spending the first 2 minutes of your speech demanding that you don’t care what people think about you… 🤣
Why the actual fuck do they call him Sir?
“There’s no virus if you don’t test” 2.0
Westminster system anyone? Leader of the opposition has his face in the media daily holding the government to account…
What predictably rancid organisation they are…
Maybe Musk should have sent Marko Elez should be there to help out?
This is a bad day for democracy in Australia. The major parties have stitched up a backroom deal together - to leave themselves the most gigantic loophole allowing them to shut out independents. They’re afraid of being held to account. #integrity #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...
Could the High Court also tell him to cease and desist with his stupid fucking ads polluting TV
“Daddy thinks I have a better vocabulary than you.”
Perhaps its time Trump puts tariffs on exported culture wars. He’d make a fortune from the LNP!
At this point it wouldn’t surprise if Albo declares Australia a republic and then appoints Trump as head of state
Dude, please use grammarly, you’re embarrassing yourself and your once proud nation…
This is the best thing I’ve ever read in a newspaper.
That should make it go away right?
Holy ****
So strong, grown men had tears in their eyes.. 😢
I’m part of the rest of the world and yes, I wonder every day what the hell is wrong with you 🤷♂️
Rather than stick pins in my eyes, I watched a few minutes of said video and nearly vomited when Queen Gina took the stage a did a quick Trump dance 🤢
I think thats the key take away, he isn’t smart enough…
A festering pus-filled boil on the arse of humanity
She should have replied ‘I dumbed down the question to match the standard of answers we get from you’ 🖕
Maybe he can do it on the way to pick up the Space Station astronauts…
from today's post — go read it, the link is here: bit.ly/3EpSGuj
I think some brain cells died when I read that speech…
Love how he discusses Artificial Intelligence with his Genuine Stupidity… 🤯
I don’t actually think Trump wants to govern. He ran for president to stay out of jail, not because he cares about anyone but himself. Governing is hard and he will spend as much time as possible golfing in Florida. Keep fighting. He’s a lame duck loser.
Three sheets to the wind. Did he have a lunch with Barnaby?
How this sack of shit ascended to leader of the most powerful nation on earth, twice, is beyond reasonable comprehension.
I can’t believe Trump pardoned antifa like that.
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Obviously she hasn’t caught up with the news he has been punted from DOGE and is back to being a nobody…