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Large Bernie sighted. Bernie the size of Brook Lopez. Bernie getting three blocks a game.
Interesting thread here where Adam presents evidence that Trump has been having mini-strokes x.com/adamscochran...
[P] Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm finally deciding to buy the $850, 7500+ piece LEGO Millennium Falcon set
If a second health bar appears on the screen, remember that Vance or Miller may be able to cast Life or auto deploy Phoenix Downs. Usually one attacks while the other focuses on healing. The sequencing is important.
Only issue is that if he gets worse, and theyâre silent until Monday or something⌠feels like that will have created a ripe ground for conspiracy theories and cover up accusations.
Okay but actually has anyone re-cut the trench run with this? If Luke was a millennial he definitely wouldâve downloaded that from limewire and corrupted R2âs guidance system with it
sometimes you play to win, sometimes you play to unlock the entire map
One of those messages will win in the primary, the other in the general
The team owned by socialism has seized the means of the NFL's most valuable defender from Jerry Jones
Great point! Honestly like it even more after thinking about it that way
âWe have impact players at homeâ is the perfect encapsulation of the past 20 years
They don't feel shame, but they care deeply about status. Wanting to be liked--or at least envied--is their Achilles heel. We can use that against them:it's cheap, non-violent & effective. Social shunning of elites supporting Pinochet helped bring down the Chilean dictator: it can work here too.
This is just good writing that deserves to be read
It continues to be insane to me that the very first thing out of so many parties leader's mouths when answering questions is to agree with and validate right wing talking points. "Well first I need to show to all those good faith people that I do not agree with the phrase 'defund the police'"
Okay they might actually use this one though
honestly Coach Z held him back, didn't realize what he had
Didnât know Dr Strange hooped
Hey, can I interest you in a fantasy football draft board from 1984? It is both glorious and terrible. I love it so much. www.thedeepshot.com/2025/08/13/f...
âusing real concerns to put reactionary political views in the mouths of people i am not actually going to speak to or give the dignity of their own voicesâ is a classic move for this clique
the dream
"Third base coach is aggressively sending runners" *sees third base coach* Yup, that checks out
A Democratic Party with any spirit would stage a press conference every single day to present Donald Trump with one sarcastic award after another. The Dennis Hastert Award for Enabling Pedophilia The Richard Nixon Memorial Trophy for Lawlessness The Blue Ribbon for Setting a Record Federal Deficit
If your first reaction to finally seeing what a podcast host looks like after listening to them religiously for two years isnât extreme bewilderment, it actually isnât a good podcast.
I am a secret special teams junkie because I feel like innovation there shows a willingness to both try new things and suggests a certain level of detail applied to the little things. Anyway, I appreciated this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NewH... (Although 'broke' is a strong word)
the static and random noise that indicated you were about to get a text message when your phone was too close to them
The only way to fight a round number is with a bigger and better round number
Typed this up last night but didnât feel like editing it down to fit in the character limit. (I do really wonder what percent of adults know how many Supreme Court justices there are)
The news seems genuinely terrible so I think my best course of action is to buy and build an expensive Lego set
Hideo Kojima presents Madden 27
I want to do a 𧾠about the Sidney Sweeney thing, because it's *extremely* revealing & educational. First, to be clear: I could not give less of a shit about the details -- the ad, the rhetoric, the jeans, her boobs, whatever. Good lord, who cares. Let's look at the *structure* of the episode.
oh my therapist is just a billboard with matthew mcconaughey's face on it. I stand on top of a nearby parking garage and shout my problems to it. Surprisingly good listener.
Had a dream that I bought a flugelhorn last night. Gonna have to talk to my therapist about that one.
"80 million jobs were added in june, very nice very nice. 300 million jobs added in july, even better. but this month mr president, 2 billion jobs were added," I confidently declare, doing the easiest job in the world so i can own a home in a walkable neighborhood
Honestly a little disappointed they allow two hand catch. Should be done in multiple rounds while holding different objects. Beverage, brat, car keys, 2nd football, spatula, baseball hat, small child, cooler handle (with another person manning the other handle), etc
Unquestionably the most dangerous and corrupt attack on the independence of US economic data in American history. Trump is firing the head of the BLS, a longtime civil servant confirmed 86-8 by the Senate, simply because the job numbers came in below his expectations today
Okay this is incredible
Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
"Best we can do is tell you if the video features a person. Also it will be wrong 20% of the time."
If AI is going to get $8 trillion dollars in investment, I would love a content filtering system smart enough to prevent me from seeing any and all quotes or videos from Karoline Leavitt.
Have I moved past caring about pre-season football? Yes. Does knowing that Trey Lance will likely get multiple series pull me right back in? Also yes.
(I never tire of hauling this one out.)
I wrote about the Sydney Sweeney jeans discourse and broken informations systems that make talking to each other impossible (in fact it's not even the goal). Context collapse is just how people (and brands!) communicate now. www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
This is both Trump nearly confessing to his involvement in a sex trafficking ring and him just blindly agreeing to things and making things up because he has no idea who anyone is and no grasp of the actual story
among many other major issues with this statement, the government is not a business and should not be run like a business no on expects the US Army to turn a profit we don't spin of Texas when they have a bad quarter anyway the ROI on NIH funding is positive: each $1 of NIH spending yields $2.46
sorry didn't read this clarification, too busy adding Nerds Gummy Clusters to a salad in place of croutons.
at least my man knows how to use a pivot table
I also have a theory that part of the need for this belief in punishment is "there have to be bad people who deserve it" --> "because it means they are worse than me" --> "which makes me a good person who can go to heaven (while other people go to hell)"
I think one of the biggest divides in politics is a belief in punishment. "Well SOMEONE has to pay for this atrocity." And punishment can always be used to justify further actions because punishment will never bring back what you lost in the first place -- "they haven't paid enough".
it does not matter how good you make your gameâs block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is âpunch more.â I cannot be taught
Most importantly I see you have chosen the correct R Studio color scheme
Tulsi gabbard looks like if Rogue from the x-men had entirely bought into Apocalypseâs vision
my god what an intrepid and distinguished individual
imagine falling asleep and ending up at near harad and the trains have stopped running
As always, an important reminder is that if a story uses an extreme percentage change, the actual raw volume is likely quite low. And if they use a seemingly large raw number, the percentage change is generally small.
Book 8: Sunrise on the Reaping (the Haymitch prequel for the Hunger Games). Suzanne Collins is really great at writing these. Highly recommend.
Alright, official goal for the week is low phone screen time (will I tell you what "low" is? Obviously not). Just gonna cheat and read books for a whole buncha hours. Will report back if I obtain enlightenment.
Yiiiiiikes
I do believe an expert on the subject once said that you save a lot of money if you put $20 in whenever it gets to half a tank
STUUUUUUUU! (Wild way to close that out for 3 points)
Awesome battle between Desler and Paintsil all game, but that was a SOFT penalty.
He probably shouldâve had a second, but Uzuni has looked much more comfortable and much more effective playing centrally as the main striker than out on the wing when he and Vazquez played together (great effort so far tonight)
Phil, why would we want good things to happen? (Jk jk) I do think Rubio has been playing well the last two games, and in the past when Owen has been on the wing, good things have happened. (Im hopelessly optimistic)
I do wonder if the vastness of leagues and potential players to sign as a DP paralyzes teams from pulling the trigger sometimes, just trying to find the perfect fit - even when theyâre set to drop someone right in. (Granted, it is their job)
I feel like this is the exact mindset of, like, 23 of the 30 MLS teams. (Spoken by an Austin FC fan who doesnât remember what goals are like)
i think panera should bring back the lemonade that kills you
Imagine. If. Biden. Had. Done. This.
Counterpoint - Kershaw. (But yeah, didn't really work with Skubal and Raleigh)
Aaron Judge is comically large. He looks like when you create a 7'6" player in a video game. Seems terrifying.
Even The Onion would struggle to come up with a headline and story as ridiculous as this.
It literally has carrots in it
Non-zero chance someone was confused by everyone posting that they couldnât wait for Reputation TV
You can try and pry the carrot cake, covered in cream cheese frosting, from my cold, dead hands
I think it's now possible to make a poli-sci course that equips one for modern political analysis better than most classic theory and has a syllabus sourced entirely from random internet posts. Text 1. Wilhoit's Law, born as part of a 2018 blog comment crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...
Also thought Rubio had maybe his best game of the season. Active movement, found space, good passes, top tier PK to lead off.
Bummed for Vazquez. Hopefully Uzuni putting 2 PKs in (and a header even though it was offside) gives him some confidence going forward.
This shouldn't surprise anyone, but Austin and San Jose just played another ridiculous game (with Austin stealing it in PKs). STU is a beast.
Important, no. But I do need to point out that they just announced 17 minutes of stoppage time between HOU and SD. (A wild game)
I was gonna say I get why three of them are on here but Vance has never had his own show or acted. Never realized that he was in Return of the Jedi. Makes sense now.
I think this pretty much destroys the "no experience" narrative
For MAGA influencers (both in and out of office), right-wing violence doesn't exist. When those on the right commit it, they are either secretly liberal (Minnesota shooter), it wasnât actually violence (Jan. 6 âtouristsâ) or their victims deserved what they got (the hammer attack on Paul Pelosi).
This is the lede. There is a woman on camera in charge of a lot of people with guns. She says they are going to liberate a domestic population center from democratically elected officials and violate too many laws to count in the process. I have zero time for anything else.
Have you fucking SJWs considered that if literally everything was different about this parade it would be cool
Quick, now's our chance to take over Texas.
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed âenemiesâ are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. Itâs all kayfabe
Btw, Kat was warning everybody about rightwing Dem donors calling LGBTQ and non-white Americans "The Groups" â and using that term to start throwing marginalized people under the bus â THREE (3!) months ago! This was before she was running. It is crazy how prescient this is.
Book 7: Rejection by Tony Tulathimutte. Absolutely insane. Terminally online. Graphically sexual. I give it my highest recommendation. The fact that you are on Bluesky means you will get this book. The fact that you are on Bluesky means you will likely find something to hate with this book.
Doctors at the CDC say children should receive Covid vaccines. A disgraced ex-environmental lawyer who spent 20 years abusing heroin says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
Instagram is back showing what other people like (although not as directly as the halcyon days of yore) and I am personally excited for the messy drama that it brings.
Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What
ever since i was a little girl i dreamed of using the Microsoft Fluent UI framework to create cross-platform apps that share interaction behavior
Will only consider voting for you for this prestigious position if you make it clear that you plan on living inside a Purple Line station. But not one of the nice ones.
Democrats just flipped the Omaha mayor's office with ads like this. The right-wing obsession with genitals is starting to backfire.
âAnd so the Greeks send me this horse, weâre talking about one of the most beautiful horses youâve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse weâll even bring it to your houseâ
"So the fact that the city of Troy is getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE, of a beautiful giant wooden horse..."