Antifascist gutter trash and organic chemistry charlatan. Hobbies include screaming into the void and collecting nazi teeth. He/They/It/Whatever, gender is a social construct. This account is 60% satire.
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I've been saying for years that Rudy Giuliani is clearly host to a Symbiote, and nobody takes me seriously. This rotting old man should not have survived that crash. If you still can't see that he's harboring an extraterrestrial parasite, then you're just being wilfully obtuse at this point.
Hey, that's a really good idea!
I wonder how they'll run the concentration camps. Like, are they going to have separate camps for different diagnoses? I'm autistic, on stims for ADHD, *and* I take an SSRI, so they're gonna have a hard time figuring out where to send me. I feel kinda bad about it tbh
I've always loved this passage. Peter Watts understanding of the human condition is one of the things I love the most about his writing. #booksky
This is true. I'll tell anybody willing to listen how badly I hate running, but believe me when I tell you that I move with the grace and speed of a gazelle when running from the police.
Hey, steps are steps.
This is what evil looks like.
I wonder if they even have the capacity to feel shame. Like, I literally couldn't live with myself if I were that much of a sycophant.
I guarantee that the kid who just shot up that catholic school was radicalized on terrorgram. Dark, dark shit.
Oh, shit. That had never occurred to me, but you're absolutely correct. That should be a bigger deal than it is.
All of the egg-laying mammals (yes, there are more) are endemic to Australia. Australian biology is so fucking weird.
It has taken me my entire adult life to build up a modest pad in my spending account. Over the last six months that pad has gone from slowed growth, to stagnation, to slowly shrinking, and it is now shrinking rapidly despite my making every attempt to cut spending and live with less. I'm scared.
Try DIPT if you ever get the chance. Or don't, if you found that experience with 2C-I to be uncomfortable. DIPT is the *weirdest* drug ever in terms of auditory effects.
This is exactly why I love being a support worker for folks on the spectrum who have higher support needs than I do. I'm guaranteed an environment that's set up for people with sensory issues. Best life hack ever. It's not even a job, I just get to hang out with my people and then money appears.
They can shove the hard cover up their own ass, as far as I'm concerned.
You're a bad person if you own a vacation rental. I will die on that hill.
Vacation rentals have almost single-handedly destroyed my small coastal town in the PNW. You can't throw a rock without hitting a vacation rental, but if you actually want to live here full time and contribute to the community then you're basically fucked.
Jesus fucking christ. I hate it here. We are, and I really can't emphasize this enough, COMPLETELY FUCKED if we let Gavin fucking Newsom be our answer to Trump.
Please dont leave me like this
#science 😎
He is risen. Praise him 🙏🙌 Accept diethyl ketone into your life and wash away your sins.
I realize that this is completely off topic, but I just need to tell you that I enjoy your writing so much that it almost forces me into some kind of weird solipsism, where I can't help but believe that I'm reading something that was created explicitly for my brain's enjoyment. Thank you.
She hiked straight down into the uncanny valley. I have such a visceral reaction every single time I see her face. She looks like one of those giant bipedal baboons from the Neolithic age.
I'm so disappointed by all the fawning over that people are doing over that clown.
You know that one saying that goes something like; I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. I feel like that's a stupid saying. Doesn't the ability to wage a global war imply a certain amount of technological advancement?
#DC rn
Again, Gavin Newsom is an opportunist piece of shit who, in the end, will *FUCK US ALL WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A DROP OF LUBE OR EVEN THE BAREST HINT OF A REACH AROUND* I really don't know how to state this any more plainly.
Okay, I 100% get it, but this is very clearly not the time to push for gun control. Please don't make me spell it out.
With a police escort, nonetheless.
It's a better platform, get over it.
But they're gonna kill us if we don't, you know... play them guitar music.
Lmao this aged poorly
dude just @ me next time, god damn
Oh how I wish I'd possessed such a refined palate at that age. But, alas...
That evil fuck deserves nothing but the worst. I'd make hell real if I could, just so she could rot there. Liking her books in grade school is my greatest source of shame.
You're not even growing as a person if you don't constantly beat yourself up about what a piece of shit you were five years ago.
It's going to be too late by the time the shitlibs realize that Gavin Newsom is literally just Trump in a nicer skin suit.
Speaking of lists. Where can we find the home addresses of ICE agents so that we can start holding protests on their front lawns? These people are "part" of our communities and they need to know that, at the very very least, there will be social consequences for their behavior.
I am once again reminding everyone that Gavin Newsom is an opportunist shill who will say/do anything to stay relevant, and the things he says/does will be dictated solely by the calculus of his political advisors and not his "values" or "moral compass" He will throw us to the wolves. First chance.
That is the most horrific thing I've ever heard.
"iii cUuuUt thAAt bitCH OOOpen like AAAH TONton!"
Tired Wojak: *gestures vaguely at world history*
No, that's tdnarB samohT.
Oh thank god, I'm finally stoking out! Yes!! Release me into your sweet embrace, death! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!
Holy fucking shit. Is his argument that calling someone 3/5ths of a person was TOO generous??? That's what I took away from that statement. Am I missing something?
You'd have to he so fucking stupid to try and play the middle in a moment like this. Dudes political survival instinct stats are in the negative.
*whistles inconspicuously* bsky.app/profile/cuba...
I dont care what it is, its going inside me. And dont @ me about lead paint. I love lead. 82 is the magic number, iykyk.
A warship and an attack submarine, huh? Yeah, that's totally fucking plausible. No way in hell that's just some pile of bullshit that they cooked up for their horde of brain-rotted, pedophile coddling sycophants
They are coming and the only way to stop it is to come for them first. Every last one of them. This regime needs to be deposed before things really start to slide. We haven't even begun to see the worst of it.
Okay, but I read the hunger games books. The move here is to let them try Newsom for murder in a kangaroo court after Donald stokes out. They do away with Newsome (our Alma Coin), and THEN we strike.
Somebody's getting a celebratory session in the chair tonight 😏
Now, extend that exact same logic to class and capital.
Well, let's see... it was Obama from 2001 to 2019, and then Biden has been president ever since, so probably some Clinton. Oh wait, shit. I forgot about the Hunter's laptop administrations. Fuck man, I don't even know. I dropped out of trigonometry 😞
Wait... we have an elected representative whose first name is Markwayne?? Jesus christ, we are so fucked 😮💨
I used to be like that, but then I got the absolute shit kicked out of me when I was like 12 years old and I chilled the fuck out after that lol Sometimes it takes a vicious beating that you clearly deserved to put things into perspective.
In his defense, statistics was a super hard class.
Every time someone points out how expensive books have become, in use it as a platform to launch into a spiel about how society could and should embrace a Library Economy.
Apperantly I no longer make enough money to live? I'm not spending on anything outside of my ordinary expenses, but the pad that I've built up in my spending account is vanishing *SO FUCKING FAST* Fuck. I'm scared.
His media literacy is seriously on par with my great-grandparents (the last of whom died in the 90s) Seriously tho, between this and the deepfake AOC softcore porn thing he reposted, he needs to stay the fuck off the internet. He's just not equipped for it.
I really do think that the prominence of "The Mandela Effect" is indicative of societal collapse. There is a lot of interesting research suggesting that people are a lot more likely to retrieve false memories when in a negative emotional state, which tracks given the state of things.
It's almost like he just wants to do militarized fascist police-state type of stuff or something?
Alex Garland really nailed the vibes of the 2030s
Give em hell kid.
I live on the coast in the PNW. It's supposed to be between 40° and 65° here all god damn year. You can't tell me that climate change isn't real. It's fucking physics. A deterministic process. If you still believe this isn’t the case, then are irredeemably dumb and a threat to all life on earth.
100% of crypto bros are that one guy from high-school who you hated so viscerally that you actively planned to murder them. Now is the time to move forward with the plan. I'm gonna use a garrote and then stuff the body into the hollow of an old witch elm, like that one Tana French novel.
I hated those books so badly that I refuse to go anywhere near the show. Easily my most hated books There are like 30 of them and the couple that I read were literally just 800-page descriptions of the interiors of various taverns. I want that time refunded to me, it was a complete waste of life.
Andrew's parents made him AND his brother. That is not the flex the flex he thinks it is lmao
Big week for the Cuomos between this and the weird AOC deep fake softcore porn thing that his brother posted on Twitter.
I've been watching those channel 5 interviews with Hunter Biden, and I gotta say, he seems absolutely lovely. I like that guy.
Greg Egan is wild. Holy shit. I am blown the fuck away. I'm a little more than halfway through Quarantine, and I have to say that this is some of the most complex and intellectually satisfying science fiction I've ever read. You can feel the weight of his intellect in the writing. #booksky
So this is what it's like to have a father, huh?
Nothing reminds me of being a horny teenager more than a Hollister lace cami.
The boomer tier blue-maga memes really aren't helping the cause.
They lose their shit over Hunter Biden smoking a modest amount of crack, but Jr. can just get fucking wrecked on benadryl and dust off every day and it's no big deal. Talk about double standards. Oh, how the goal posts do shift 🙄
For sure, it's a great word. I use it. I just feel like the way it's being used in this particular context is misogynistic and ugly. Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate them and I wish them nothing but the absolute worst, but we shouldn't normalize that language just cause they're horrible people.
This line of attack kinda feels like sinking to their level though, doesn't it? Maybe it's just me. I have a million major problems with all three of these women, but the number of men they fuck doesn't have anything to do with any of them.
That's the part of the depiction that she felt like she needed to push back against, huh?
Smart kid. I wish I understood my place in the universe like that.
Lmao wait, they're doing number station shit now?? Okay that's fucking insane, but also *very* funny. I refuse to not enjoy the little things just because everybody has gone completely insane.
Turns out that just the right combination low intelligence and sociopathy is actually the recipe for prosperity and happiness in this fucking hellscape of a society that we've created for ourselves
Why does interacting with other human beings feel like I'm at a book club meeting where I read a different book than everyone else did?
I guarantee that she doesnt actually know what fluoride actually even *is*
Well I might have exaggerated a little bit about my teeth and fingernails, but it tasted really yucky.
Yeah, it was fucked up. And it wasn't just like sodium chloride kind of salty. It was a mineral salt kind of salty. Probably just a tiny bit of arsenic or something. My teeth and fingernails keep falling out, but it's probably unrelated.
I'm still mad about the time that the one in the El Paso airport filled my water bottle up with saltwater, tho. I mean, really? What the fuck Texas? Why? El Paso isn't even near an ocean!
Try and get dust that shares the same electric charge as your walls. That way they repel each other. Science.
Probably some dumb shit about thiomersal and thinking that he's going to end up with elemental mercury in his body because he's dumb as fuck and doesn't understand anything about chemistry in general, let alone biochemistry.
Idk, I feel like mediocre men comparing themselves to elite female athletes is inherently misogynistic. Also delusional. I agree with what you're saying though, it's a stupid and irrelevant argument to begin with.
Hormones to help a friend transition, because the state has deemed their healthcare illegal? OChem can do all of that. If your chemistry knowledge is deep enough, then you can make almost anything out of almost anything. Everything is chemistry, and chemistry is everything. The People's Science.
Become ungovernable. Study organic chemistry. It is powerful and forbidden knowledge that the powers that be wish to keep hidden from you. CHEMISTRY IS POWER. It's the closest thing we have to irl magic. You need to blow some shit up? OChem can do that. Medicine? Drugs?
Three of the five most decorated Olympic medalists of all time are women. I would love to see this tumescent fuck get into a swimming pool with Katie Ledecky lol
We should forcibly relocate the entire billionaire class to the surface of the fucking sun, if you ask me.
I'm white, but my mom was a farm worker so I grew up working out in the fields surrounded by lots of migrant labor. The proudest moment of my entire childhood was when Florencio told me that I was more of a Mexican than the pochos I went to school with lol
I genuinely believe that a respectful and mostly rules-based fist fight is a fantastic way of settling and moving past minor conflicts.
He's right, I just went in for my fluoxetine prescription and the pharmacist handed me $165 along with my script.
Lol I like the ones that just regurgitate sam harris's opinions.
Nah. I'll be aight.