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Cumbarfer

@cumbarfer.bsky.social

The king of spreadin' seed and not being able to read

created September 21, 2023

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Rodgers only throws to his friends

31/8/2025, 12:37:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What type of "fantasy" league is this

31/8/2025, 12:26:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does Brezza make anything that doesn't break all the damn time?

9/6/2025, 4:51:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope that's all that he's filling

9/6/2025, 10:00:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pivoting to a sarcastic "give them even more money, whatever"

9/6/2025, 9:59:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People don't understand that this is just two alphas engaging in ejaculatory discourse, rather than squirtatious bickering.

6/6/2025, 3:24:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would probably drop Quinn Ewers right below punting on first down

17/4/2025, 7:55:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tyler Shough is getting hyped up by the people who are getting a little tired of all of these QB's with dreads going at the top of recent drafts. My comp for him is Jim Crow.

17/4/2025, 7:55:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man that is a wild comment

17/4/2025, 4:01:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We took the worst parts of Derek Carr and Matt Stafford and put them into one guy. Also we made him 26 years old for his rookie season. Would you take him over Cam Ward? One unnamed NFL coach: Fuck yeah I would!

17/4/2025, 11:42:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome to the club!

10/4/2025, 10:34:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't dare me to put out the most furious text meme on You're The Man Now Dog dot com

10/4/2025, 10:33:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah, I jizzed big ol' loads

10/4/2025, 10:32:00 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Realtors hate him

10/4/2025, 10:24:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BRO DON'T DOXX YOURSELF!

10/4/2025, 10:23:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck yeah playing some Megaman on Fox News

5/11/2024, 9:27:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I ended up with shoulder bursitis from a tiny 8 pound baby and it was some of the worst pain I've ever felt on a consistent basis

5/11/2024, 9:24:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anybody talk about NFL on this app yet At least a porn bot won't like this post here

17/10/2023, 3:50:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view