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Well. Apparently at long last someone has *some* decency. Shame that *only* in Colorado are despicable people held accountable. All y'all other 49, time to step up.
I came here from the X-birdsite too. I live in the state of rectangle.
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Well. Apparently at long last someone has *some* decency. Shame that *only* in Colorado are despicable people held accountable. All y'all other 49, time to step up.
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Ah, now that there's a new book out to enrage the Ridin' with Bidens, the new cry apparently is WHY AREN'T YOU REPORTING THAT TRUMP CALLED BANKERS BY A SHAKESPEAREAN ANTISEMITIC SLUR oh wait www.google.com/search?q=tru...
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I mean, I was able to move from Wyoming to Colorado 4 years ago because I was already licensed to practice in Colorado, but yeah (and yes, there was that learning curve WAIT WHAT METH IS A MISDEMEANOR HERE)
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Screenshots before block or it didn't happen
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Especially since we Episcopalians and our ELCA Lutheran siblings in Christ are so meek and mild and totally obedient to the Gospel According to Trump. 🤣
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I am the child of Iowans. I was a child in the 70s. I cannot abide: Velveeta Miracle Whip Margarine Anything made with cream of mushroom soup Fish sticks
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Some of the World Cup venues are in red states. (Dallas, Houston, Miami, Kansas City, Atlanta)
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So I have arthritis in my thumbs, which most of the time isn't a problem but when the barometric pressure changes it is. I couldn't peel or cut an orange to save my life when a storm system is coming. And no, I don't have a caregiver because I'm full time employed and not on disability.
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The NYC/East Coast bias exists not only in politics. See also: weatherpocalypse coverage.
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Hun, you're the one praising Tesla and dissing trans people all over your account, so...
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*four
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Xitter is where the transphobic Tesla bros hang out, hun
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Riley was actually holding the 6th place trophy. Lia was given the 5th place trophy at the time, and Riley was told hers would be sent to her, and she would pose with the 6th place trophy. That's why she's pissed.
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Pretty sure I still have the cutlery that once graced the tables of the dorm cafeteria at my alma mater
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All states whose names are not derived from Spanish words.
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I think this may be the person who just blocked me because they think they're smarter than I am because 53>47 "learn some arithmetic" and that anyone who wants a change in leadership must be racist and antisemitic
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I used to subscribe to a particular newspaper until its billionaire owner decided AWS and Blue Horizon were worth democracy dying in darkness, so...
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I guess I got blocked, so...
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Tell me you don't know how national politics works without, etc... (If you think the Senate and House leaders in each party have no influence over Senate and House campaigns in their respective parties, have I got a bridge to sell you. As for Presidential campaigns, you think they stay out of that?
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I have a bachelor's degree in math, thank you. You seem to want to stick with the same Democratic leadership and policies that *lost* the White House and the Senate last year. Working out great, innit?
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Mamdani campaigned on the things Schumer and Jeffries should be talking up, and he won precincts that went for Trump last year. AOC is likewise talking about those things.
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Dude. Decaf.
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...shit as we are?
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Ah. We just want South Asians and Latinas who are actually willing to do something. :nods: Orrrr.... hear me out... maybe race, color, creed, ethnicity has nothing to do with it? Maybe *in addition to* pushing legislatively for changes to BBB they should be showing that they're as done with this...
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They could have nuked universal injunctions in, say, the mifepristone case. They chose not to.
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*Some* Democratic electeds. Not the party leaders. Not Schumer, Jeffries, the ones who should be stepping up.
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Let me see. I wanted Biden out the day (OK, the nanosecond) after the June 27 debate (hey, yesterday was the anniversary of that debacle!) so that a new candidate could fight against Trump. He perseverated for weeks. I voted for Kamala. And Dem up and down the ballot. This is my fault how?
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Yes. Yes we do. And no, we, the ones who want change, aren't the ones bitterly clinging to an octogenarian well past his sell-by date.
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Because: 1) we have Presidential elections once every four years, not whenever we feel like it (unlike Some Countries that just elected a new Prime Minister) 2) this Congress is feckless and won't impeach (and if they did, we'd get JD Vance who I'm not sure is an improvement)
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I drank an unholy amount of wine when I got home from work.
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...state boundaries. It includes the Montana and Idaho portions of Yellowstone National Park.)
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I mean, today's universal injunction ruling does sort of lend itself to turning the country into 50 (or more*) little fiefdoms. *There are 94 federal judicial districts in the U.S. So, 94 little fiefdoms. And what's fun is, there's at least one federal judicial district (Wyoming) that transcends...
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Depends on how ironclad his prenup with Lauren is
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He married *two* immigrants. Tiffany is the only one of his children who is born to two natural-born citizens.
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I am both an attorney and an ordained Episcopal priest. Where do I sign up?
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We Episcopalians might throw in an amicus brief.
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Smaller parishes might not have the resources to hire security, but yeah.
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This is why I still have my Twixter account, as a treat.
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I AM BECOME MAYOR, DESTROYER OF SNOWFLAKES
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This is all because Disney bent the knee (or, well, just bent over) over the G. Steph. comments.
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Dear Paramount: Just litigate the case.
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...him to die in custody.) I still wouldn't blame you for not coming here to visit, though. If anything, refusing to spend your $$$ here would send a message.
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Couple things. He wasn't a tourist here on a visit. He'd been here for over 3 decades and had a green card. (Still does not excuse ICE for snatching a guy here legally.) He also did have a drug conviction from a couple years ago, but he served his sentence. (Still, no excuse for ICE allowing...
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Ye gods I hate that Sheridan registered agent business. (I knew which one before I even read the piece.)
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Ope
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Because Biden wouldn't step aside in time.
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Someone got kicked out of the signal chat
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GenX: Nihilistic Slackerism Since 1965
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Whatever.
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I hate my generation. What happened to us?
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...Gadzukes' reign of terror.
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...of a giant zucchini fruit. As Daren boarded the bus, he felt people recoil from him. In anger, he shot out a tendril and grabbed a pregnant woman by the neck and vomited a pile of zucchini flesh all over her. He bolted from the bus, shouting, "I AM GADZUKES! I WILL SQUASH YOU!" Thus began..
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...established. It anchored itself firmly in Daren's central nervous system and began to take over his body. * * * At 7:30, Daren staggered out of the house to go to work. But...he had changed. His fingers had turned to tendrils. His hair had turned to leaves. His shirt concealed a body made...
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...window in Daren's bedroom. It crept through the window onto Daren's bed. As Daren opened his mouth for an especially loud snore, the tendril crawled in. Daren awoke in horror to find a zucchini tendril wending its way toward his brain. He tried to yank it out, but the tendril was too well...
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...the entire zucchini patch in Roundup. And again. And again. Until the entire jug of Roundup was gone. Exhausted and satisfied, Daren went to bed. At 2:00 a.m., while Daren was sound asleep, a Roundup-doused tendril arose from the garden. It crept toward the house. The tendril found an open...
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... Dejected and friendless, Daren went home to stare at his garden. At the zucchini patch. The zucchini patch that had cost him all his friends. His bowling league. His church men's breakfasts. His chats at the water cooler. He broke. He ran to the tool shed and grabbed the Roundup. He doused...
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...zucchini bread, zucchini cookies, and zucchini cake. No one would take his zucchini treats. Soon, everyone started shunning Daren whenever he would approach carrying a Tupperware container. "Guys, it's just my lunch!" he would cry as his coworkers scattered like termites exposed to daylight. ...
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Daren Hickenlooper was a mild-mannered tax accountant who enjoyed gardening...until the summer of 2025 when his garden produced more zucchini than he knew what to do with. He tried to give zucchini to his coworkers, his bowling league teammates, and everyone at his church. He started baking...
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Phoenix (and the entire Intermountain West) spent late last week with triple-digit temps. The same heat wave that's only now hitting the eastern third of the country. Phoenix hit 117 last Thursday.
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Lots of places in the Mountain West and desert Southwest have low humidity. Lots of us use swamp coolers (evaporative coolers) instead of refrigerant-based AC. That said, I sure do like my swamp cooler on hot days.
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And the replies to each post will invariably include an alt-text scold because Bluesky, or someone saying "sorry to interrupt your bird, there's a war going on" (I do love the nature pix though. Welcome break from the scolds.)
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Game-ending injury (in this case) Season-ending injury (otherwise)
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Ah. *Now* you express concern about the heat wave (which started in the Mountain West and desert Southwest, btw).
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(Not to mention the whole blood boiling thing because that would just make my blood boil)
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Oh my stars and garters, it's going to be 86°! However will they survive? (Today where I live it will be *below* 90° for the first day in about a week)
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Oh great. "Low Rider" by WAR is the latest tune to be co-opted into a pharma jingle
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Oh, we know what libraries are. Especially us older Xers who still had to use card catalogs and learn our way around the Dewey Decimal System.
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Yes, because a GenXer would just go "whatever"
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I mean, the only "teenagers" who could have voted for him were people who were 18 or 19 on 11/5/24. Kids who are 18 now but were 17 on that date couldn't. (And for all the "young women in red states know" people: Plenty of red state women voted for him. Including 18-29 yo women.)
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I honestly don't get the point of this thread. Boys and young men don't have a right to be afraid of being cannon fodder for Trump's desire for self-aggrandizement because...reasons?
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If they were under age 18 on election day 2024, they didn't have the right to vote, so...
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*Rafael
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He promised me cheaper éĝğß and that Jyna would pay the big beautiful tariffs. She promised taxpayer-funded sex change operations for trans murderers who use the ladies' room while playing girls' soccer. I had no choice but to vote to bomb Eye-ran.
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Vance on Meet the Press: Only dumb presidents don't lick the toaster. Licking the toaster proves why President Trump is the smartest president to ever president.
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It wasn't a speech. He was on Meet the Press with Kristen Welker.
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Apparently he's been suspended and trespassed from UF law school. (He'll probably just transfer to Liberty or someplace to finish his JD) www.alligator.org/article/2025...
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The problem with the 2024 ticket isn't so much that she interfered with it, it's that the interference happened *too late.*
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Well, I agree an octogenarian past their sell-by date helped get us where we are. The Speaker Emerita isn't the octogenarian in question.
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I didn't say it absolved GenX. But if you're going to accuse GenX of being the ones voting for Trump, at least provide a data set made up solely of Xers to bolster your point.
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Well then, *do* something. Social media posts ain't it.
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The problem is a majority of SCOTUS held in Trump v. Anderson that Congress has to pass legislation enforcing Section 3.
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Or tween.
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L&S and Mork & Mindy were the good Happy Days spinoffs. :stares at Joanie Loves Chachi:
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 SCHLEMIEL SCHLEMAZEL HASENPFEFFER INCORPORATED
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One day I was in court cross examining a witness when everyone's phones went off. 10 phones screaming. I went over to my table, picked my phone up, looked at the judge,said "amber alert," put it back face down, and went back to the witness.
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That is pretty awesome! (But personal pan pizza would be cool too)
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Ok cool
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Nuclear egrishiment capacity? (Autocorrect gave me enrichment which is probably what he was supposed to say)
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Well, if you have something concrete as to what we, random people of Bluesky who have no actual decision-making ability, can do about it, I'm all ears. (And no, Call Your Congresscritters doesn't count.)
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I mean, the Dem candidate got a much higher percentage than the Dem did in 2022 against Buck, and Boebs lost 8% versus Buck's 2022 share, but yeah
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Not to interrupt your war, but people can have lives. I'm watching AKC agility on ESPN2.
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This reminds me of the time I was training for a marathon and was doing a long run indoors on a dreadmill for some reason (weather IIRC), and the Ethan Hawke Hamlet movie was on one of the gym TVs, so watching Bill Murray as Polonius and Sam Shepard as the ghost kept me entertained
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And Mary Kay LeTourneau
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I need to wait for my next payday (got a bunch of bills coming out) but I'll finally subscribe!
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(We had the "there's an R at the end convo yesterday. We were doing wine tastings at a local winery yesterday and he asked me how Viognier is pronounced.)
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My husband, who has never studied any language other than English, constantly fails to understand why Spanish, French, German, etc. words are pronounced the way they are. "There's an R on the end" "Dude it's French" I try to explain English makes absolutely no sense but...
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The Onion's motto definitely fits.
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Oh JD, you sweet summer child