starmer reshuffling his cabinet on transfer deadline day raises the very real possibility of manchester united paying £65m to sign yvette cooper
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starmer reshuffling his cabinet on transfer deadline day raises the very real possibility of manchester united paying £65m to sign yvette cooper
At least 4 star!
To add insult to injury, there are no decent custard cream GIFs.
Saw a post mentioning a custard cream, and now I want a custard cream. I WANT A CUSTARD CREAM!!!
Life is short and the hour of our death is a mystery, so no, I will not rate my transaction
"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact." George Eliot
Hadn't thought of plastic. Could be a game changer 🤔
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Really not "adult content" 🙄
Whilst the results look enviable, I'm just not sure I could get it down 🥄
I like everything about the idea of having a dog, apart from picking up its poo in the rain.
Socks are on. Fire, not yet. #Autumn
Kitchen. Curry tonight, is it?
I've had half a bottle of wine and kissed in a car park.
He does have a certain je ne sais quoi
Let's see you at 21
Started earlier, mainly to wind up him indoors. Worked 👌🤣
Pizza Express tonight. Haven't been for over a decade, but small town living, ongoing kitchen renovations, and a glut of clubcard vouchers have forced my hand. Hope the tiramasu is still as good as I remember
Mastered the art of looking incredibly scholarly and thoughtful in work meetings, when really I've just discovered a rogue chin hair.
Something creative. But I have *zero* talent and I'm generally knackered
I'm in the "I need a hobby" club too. Just can't really settle on one other than the "fucking around on my phone" hobby
Welp, you could be Welsh instead 🤷♀️
Yes, very churlish. It's just a minute or two of fun.
Wanker New York Times have put the mini crossword behind a pay wall. If they do the same to wordle, I'll be painting mini roundabouts yellow and green. #ISaidWhatISaid
Ended my wasp sting free era yesterday, ending a 40+ year run. Might be obvious, but it stings a bit, doesn't it? 🐝🐝🐝
Work.
A Swedish phrase about not having to work to get where you are (similar to “born with silver spoon in the mouth”) is att glida in på en räkmacka. It means “to slide in on a shrimp sandwich.”
Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my pumpkins unspiced
That, my friend, sounds like a win
Drop some hats!
Slippers are on, lads
Did you know cat whiskers are actually a defense mechanism? It’s true! Cat whiskers evolved specifically to prevent their owners from being too mad at them because they have the cutest little whiskers
Come at me September
Surely it is time for the resurgence of the snood.
I did too, the first year I grew them! Need to be patient, they ripen slowly
Now here's a thing. Spoonful of milled flaxseed* on top of my lemon yogurt (which I thought would be rank, btw) tricked my brain into thinking it was cheesecake. #unexpectedpleasure #FollowMeForMoreCulinaryTips *apparently good for the peri ladies
Yes, black comes before red
Lovely chillies! Looks like they're starting to go a bit black, so chances are that they will turn red 🤞🌶🌶
A very hot #caturday
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New follower here, it was worth it. There's not enough stories like that being told. Heartwarming to see the reaction.
I'm am absolutely on board with the blunt but long-overdue honesty of this hot drinks machine.
ACAB includes anybody who does this.
Working from home. Wandered into the kitchen and absentmindedly opened a can of cider. Reader, it's 10.26am
wow, all it took was one week of restricted access to porn.
🤣 relatable
One year ago in August #Norfolk
I miss season 2 of the internet when Google actually worked and I didn't have to run baby animal pics through an Al checker and my washing machine wasn't texting me 2-factor auth codes
Me about to give A Level advice to the legion of teen followers I have
Ooof, I've never tried butterbeans in hummus and I know I have an aging tin in the cupboard...
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Lidl bakery bread. My God, it's good.
Yesterday we headed west, got our wills sorted at the solicitor, ate amazing burgers (lentil with mango and hot honey* for me), then went body boarding. Just another 10 years til retirement lads! *I take it back, hot honey was delicious, just not in a jaffa cake!
Itchy feet. Literally. The latest menopause abomination. #menopause #perimenopause #menopausewankers
Oh no, my middle-aged chubby friends. Do not be lured by the gentle, cheery beckoning of the jumpsuit. #sackofspuds #returnslabel
Getting some right old shite on the TL since I age verified. Are we really, as a species, using the term "milkers"?
After the storm #bluesky #blueskybluesky #westisbest
The storm's passed us by, rain has stopped, wind died down, and my runner beans live to fight another day!
Nothing so humbling as trying on a new wetsuit. #curvygirl #myboobsdontsquishlikethat
This country is ruined. Mark my words.
I know it's not #caturday, but look at this perfect boy
He liked it so much, he bought the company. Can I get my age verification now?
Probably slightly too warm an evening to decide to cook the world's biggest moussaka. Nice though.
Don't mind me, just sitting here lightly sweating.
Kiddo's at the phonics gig. Gonna be boiling in the stadium 🥵
What we having?
Yeah, it's quite the paradox that the people who understand AI aren't impressed by it. A real head scratcher.
Now we're talking 🤤
Ooof
Is it too hot for cheese? Is it ever too hot for cheese? And, which is the best hot-weather cheese?
Every savage word of this. You won’t consume anything more delicious today. Marina Hyde at her finest 🔥 “Televisually homeless” 😂 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Done a five
Welp, better go open the greenhouse
That'll sort the gen x from the millenials
Got two options in Welsh. The charming, child-like, cartoonish 'pysgod wibli-wobli' (wibbly wobbly fish) Or, my fave... 'cont y mor' (Mor is 'sea', you can do the rest)
I like that one much more than pysgod wibli-wobli
Rush hour #pembrokeshire ##WestIsBest
A particularly hot #caturday
The hotel has a cat.
The world remains beautiful even with evil afoot
Creepy gate
Thank you 😊
I don't know anything that is going on here and it's absolutely marvelous. My tolerance for bullshit is gone. I don't care about your wars or who you think hates you. There was a time I too thought all of it mattered, but it doesn't. None of it matters. Go hold hands with someone. Pet an animal.
Are any of your designs a lancia delta integrale? My partner loves them bit I can't pick it out of a line up!
Today's ethical question: which is worse - dodging a fare or claiming public money for the same journey twice?
Off to howl into the void.
If a work email hits your inbox after 11am on a Friday, it automatically becomes a Monday problem. Them's the rules.
It's a beaut
Heading to that London, where I (a humble country serf), will attempt to navigate the tube with my suitcase without aggravating the bad tempered locals. I don't even remember which side of the escalator to stand
Incredible.
Morning 🌞
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