I’m no expert, but that won’t stop me. Bouncing around feeds on politics, movies, and pro wrestling. Family man. Childish adult. Junior Gen X. Profile pic: young boy in a black and white Sesame Place photo, sitting on the lap of a haggard Big Bird.
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First regular-schedule back-to-school morning went as well as it could. Credit to the wife for “accidentally” dropping the kid’s phone in the toilet this weekend, and to Junior for handling her withdrawal like a champ. Next hurdle: homework.
Did someone at least meme Trump into that blurry Kate Middleton park bench video or the photoshopped family photo?
If “COVID” can be understood to refer specifically to the COVID 19 virus, we can also understand it as a catch all reference to peak pandemic and/or lockdown. Add it to the list of words with many uses. Smurf, fuck, COVID…
Darren Aronofsky, talking about the great influence Taking of Pelham 123 played on Caught Stealing, pronounces Pelham with a hard H. Movie hasn’t started yet and I kinda want my money back.
Oh dear. That doesn’t sound good.
Left the wig at n the nightstand
Supporting Toxie in all mediums this weekend
At least they keep it by the restrooms
Have not read (yet), but the title and cover image are so effective they make me sad and angry and ashamed every time I see them.
I have become mumfordly son.
Not sure I understand how all of the obsolete lighting charges and USB charging bricks don’t count as waste, but I guess the clock starts after we landfill all of those…
HellaGrim
He looks like the cooked half of Two-Face and eats like Killer Croc
“There’s no way to prevent this,” says only car maker with which this keeps happening.
This is who runs this account
This man is a talking hot dog.
Went through this very briefly and leaned heavily on three alt comfort food essentials: Cream cheese bagel Plain pasta Pepperoni + cheese on crackers
@katystoll.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social with love and respect, get the fuck off Twitter already. Welcome back from vacation.
During peak COVID remote schooling, my kid would switch away from zoom classes like she were swiping through Reels. The disconnected unreality of it all had her in a years-long state of drift. Teachers were just online personalities alongside Mr Beast + SniperWolf. We’re all still drifting.
Any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you have it for breakfast.
ICE and AI have become similar problems in many ways, haven’t they? Sustained public pushback and real regulation against the unchecked danger and disruption of both is the answer.
This new series seems to have reclaimed some of that lovecraftian horror element
Aliens is great. And it did give us Colonial Marines and the Alien Queen. But it is hands down the least philosophical of the lot. I think Cameron would have something to contribute to the Engineer lore.
Alien Earth is the most AlienS of the Alien series, with so many creature species and metaphorically alien post-humans. James Cameron, the OG harbinger of off-the-leash AI (Terminator) and post-humanism (Avatar) made the least existential, most basic bang-bang monster movie in the series, Aliens.
This is quite good www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewvR...
“Give me liberty or give me death” • • • “Arrest me, Daddy”
Saturday morning cartoon show in this style when?? The wrestling is cool but I want to see this duo investigating mysteries and battling injustice between matches
Sunday means feet up and masks off.
It only just clicked for me: Peacemaker is basically TV-MA The Tick
Favorite (today): Vampire movie: The Lost Boys Werewolf movie: The Beast Mist Die Ghost: The Frighteners Slasher: Terrifier Folk horror: Midsommar Giant monster: Kong: Skull Island (it’s fun, sorry not sorry) Zombie: Shawn of the Dead
New story prompt: Time travel is real, and outerspace is littered with the frozen bodies to prove it.
MILF Island doubles as a secret genetic research/entertainment facility
The biggest wrench to the Legion of Doom’s master plan to spark chaos and then declare martial law is the spectrum of ambivalence, complacency, and passivity that allows the majority of Americans to shrug this stuff off.
Trump would never have picked the correct grail
Bullshit.
They have engineered the circumstances to spark exactly the sort of reactive violence that would allow them to tighten their grip even further. The only thing they didn’t count on was the ambivalent majority just kinda casually letting shit happen with minimal resistance.
Was just discussing this with one of those “kids today” (my own) who just don’t know. Led to me putting on Siamese Dream (results may vary) m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ywI...
“He’s our scumbag” chants from the wrestling/politics crossover crowd for GCN as he commits fully to trolling Donny with every post
Hoagie’s Heroes
Uncle Scam Uncle Sham
Flashback to that time the cats figured out how to get into the lizard tank
This fraggin’ cloud just called me a bastich!
Don’t mind the scrawny arm. This old ink needs a serious touch-up and a fresh coat of color. Maybe some creative pals in #wrestlesky want to take a stab at art directing the restoration of a (coincidental) “hangman” tattoo?
Quite good. Punchline/punching bag punches back. Recommended viewing.
100% maybe (tomorrow)
Searching online for “Pamela Anderson scat video” but in a good way
Amazing
Just finished listening to Wild Faith by @swordsjew.bsky.social and I am floored at how complete a picture it builds of US Evangelicalism. I’m grateful, too. Coming from inside that world, it’s been maddening to watch people be so dismissive of the danger. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia...
In it now. Essential listening
Parenting be like
Do I have to apologize now if I enjoy Surrounded? Or will you just pity me?
These guys too!
“Pull yourself up by the bootstraps,” they say. But then the hospital makes you remove your laces.
Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
Saw the Woked Gun. It was funny.
FTR Bald bringing back the Lemon Party t-shirt.
Unintentional Pedro Pascal film festival over here this weekend #letterboxed
Saw the Woketastic Four. Good stuff.
Should have been (and could have been) a Super Bowl commercial for AARP or Pepsi.
Right???
Ozzy was nowhere near as enigmatic as Bowie or Prince. The exact opposite in fact, with his reality show second act and overall silliness. But here I am surprising myself with the similarly lingering effect of his passing. \m/
“Sitting in a pile, living like cats” is how I describe my kid and her gf when appealing to then to get out of bed or off the couch and be more productive. But tbh it also kinda sounds like a dream. Here for the cat people.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mrs_...
I’ve had to clarify to multiple people already who checked on me about Hulk Hogan to confirm I am very much okay and that they should go ahead and maybe google what he’s been up to in the last decade plus.
Congratulation of and for on with but him and.
And it’s Anxiety Enchilada by a nose!
This is like if I died making my morning coffee
Are they going to give the Colbert slot to Jelly Roll?
Zero gorm
The pardoned January 6 rioters have the chance to do the funniest thing
I am interested in seeing Sorry, Baby and Honey Don’t. What other movies might I consider to continue this conversation? #filmsky
Just rewatched this last week on a whim
I hope so. But Anakin didn’t go full Vader until he was cooked. Freddy Krueger wasn’t a nightmare until he was thoroughly broiled. The Terminator didn’t reveal its true menace until its outer Arnold was melted away. Things can still get worse.
They should remake Miami Vice with the Detroiters duo
Kenny Oinkmega
When Kenny Omega picks up extra hours at the sausage factory, he operates the Best Snout Machine
David Corenswet (pronounced “Corn Sweet”) was both sweet and corny as Superman. Solid casting. Probably need to leave the kids at home for Milly Alcock’s Supergirl.
As opposed to the party of grifters, nitwits, and bootlickers.
I hope they let him finally go on that vacation. It’s been like three years.
Missed All In because I was Weird Al In. Thanks for keeping me in the loop #wrestlesky
Well, one of them.
The Bluesky Cowguy
He should probably come out with a different video playing than him sitting in front of Swerve’s burning home
Not one but two sets of naked breasts that the respective teachers didn’t remember to screen for. One minor set of utility bewbs in Clash of the Titans in 7th or 8th grade, the other in Romeo and Juliet in an all boys catholic high school freshman class. Pre-internet, so lives were changed.
The symbol on my chest? It stands for “woke”. We enjoyed the Superman
I read it as Jeff Goldblum
What is the opposite of imposter syndrome? Because these motherfuckers absolutely run on it.
Is “incompetition” a word? Because it sure seems to be our national governance strategy
Doc Brown voice: Where we’re going, we don’t need Road Rules
$20 candy bars! It’s a mid-flavored fad. And they’ve got 2 for 1 Nutrageous bars right there on the next shelf. What are we even doing??
New religion just dropped.
The Epstein client list didn’t delete itself.
