Can't They All Be KBJ
@dagnypaul.bsky.social
Goth Olivia Newton-John
created March 29, 2025
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Gennifer Hutchison (@gennhutchison.bsky.social) reposted
I really, REALLY wish people would internalize the absolute stranglehold voter suppression and gerrymandering have over many red states with high BIPOC populations (who reliably vote blue) before consistently writing off these entire states and saying shit like “they deserved it”.
People’s City Council - Los Angeles (@pplscitycouncil.bsky.social) reposted
ITS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY This is a very important message you should share with the people in your life that may be hitting the streets to protest: never talk to the police! WATCH:
Sayra Hellcat (@essiehellcat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I am daily afraid we are going to end up in East Germany because of the lottery of birth location. it is truly mind boggling. WE FOUGHT A WAR OVER THIS SHIT
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Or DOOM
Nicholas Slayton (@nslayton.bsky.social) reposted
We bombed the hell out of Laos, Vietnam and Cambodia for years and still lost and I promise you it wasn't because people were aware of systemic biases and racism.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
How did you get this from "Neither of us has cheated or been cheated on"?
~daniel_barker~ (@daniel-barker.bsky.social) reposted
I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
Joshua Erlich (@joshuaerlich.bsky.social) reposted
[retaining what sense of calm i can] [oh god, well, ok] NO BOND PLUS NO DUE PROCESS MEANS YOU CAN JUST LOCK UP ANYBODY thank you for your time
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta love how Johnson started stuttering right after that FBI informant comment slipped out
Complex Oscillator (@mfelps.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
People should be setting every robot they see on fire. It is the age of robot fighting. Young men need a path to glory? Saddle up and start hunting robots.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this book.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
It hurts
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
Oh my god, Trump actually got the NRA to come out to defend trans people owning a gun.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that took an unexpected turn
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Brian Finucane (@bcfinucane.bsky.social) reposted
NEW 🧵The White House has now issued its first formal legal justification for the lethal attack on a vessel in the Caribbean. This War Powers report to Congress is long on bluster and short on substance. This letter does not adequately justify the premeditated killing of apparent civilians. 1/n
Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) reposted
RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle. "I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking." His left ear drops off.
Tariq Moustapha (@thetariqm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We're a f*cking joke country for losers.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
They should put a bag over his head too while they're at it
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
I know this is a typo but it still cracked me up
Boycott Citizens Bank (@boycottcitizens.bsky.social) reposted
Highly recommended for anyone involved in community organizing or resistance groups: LittleSis is a fantastic resource for learning how to research and map the systems of power enabling fascists and oligarchs so that we can find leverage points and engage in *strategic* efforts.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Those South Korean businessmen, always illegally entering the country
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know that "competing for Russia's affection" was an American prerogative
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
God I wish
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Fox Business is now playing "Swan Lake" on a loop instead of analyzing the August jobs report
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems...unlikely.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social)
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social The @nytimes.com is really outshining you today
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social)
I don't know how they justify this. aje.io/6u5rp2
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I'm sure she envisions herself in teal
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
How utterly stupid. They could have said he made it with AI. That would be believable. Instead, they were like oh no, the tape is real, it's OUR GUY who's lying, not the known crazy person
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Following
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta hawk that crypto somehow
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
That's...God that would be a lot of work
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social)
This is how it's done
Jamie (@jamient.bsky.social) reposted
We had “ten commandments” posters passed out to all the teachers at our school today, so I spent the first 15 minutes of the class pointing out how many of the commandments Ken Paxton is accused of breaking. The kids applauded me. 😏🤣
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Christ. Nightmare
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Ding ding ding!
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
For anyone who's interested, I found the story: www.democracynow.org/2025/9/4/hea...
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Where was this? Who are these heroes?
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social)
Applicable to so many things.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
User name checks out.
Pádraig 🏳️🌈☘️ (he/sé) (@patmch51.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Privilege is a misnomer. You don't get a fucking Edible Arrangement for being a white person, your privilege is getting a speeding ticket instead of being shot by the police. Not being denied an interview over a Black-sounding name. Etc. Etc. Grow the fuck up.
Alexandra Petri (@petridishes.bsky.social) reposted
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
Boycott Citizens Bank (@boycottcitizens.bsky.social) reposted
Millions of us hold shares of private prison and ICE detention giants GEO Group and CoreCivic—most without even realizing it. Learn more and find out what you can do. 🧵
Harper (@awharper.bsky.social) reposted
Hey criminal justice people, CoreCivic let a person get killed at Northeast Ohio Correctional Center (NEOCC). The place is a dumpster fire. They’ve refused to address the ubiquity of shivs because it’s cheaper to just let things play out. Ask any Youngstown-area people. They know.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't think they much care for the poor, either
Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH (@geauxgabrielle.bsky.social) reposted
I think we need to take a page from anti-smoking PSAs & tell Americans the consequences of these diseases. No more “get your shingles vaccine!” It’s “Shingles is so painful you can’t perform daily living & over half the people who get it develop depression & contemplate suicide”
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
💔
Boycott Citizens Bank (@boycottcitizens.bsky.social) reposted
With the news that ICE will offer local law enforcement agencies significant financial incentives to conduct immigration enforcement starting Oct. 1, it is critically important to fight the spread of 287(g) agreements. One way to make your case: write a letter to the editor. 🧵
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
This move by the Trump administration is an overtly discriminatory civil rights violation. Trans people have the same legal rights as other Americans — end of story. There are lots of good reasons to keep certain people from owning guns. Being trans isn't one of them. https://cnn.it/4niJnxG
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, we'll see.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Never underestimate the speed of stupid
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social)
Hahahahahahahaha
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/aXfuQqkwa5I?...
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
I predict that this will go poorly for the regime. Only morons fuck with N.O.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
If you think about it, this has been their strategy from day 1. The only difference is that now they're openly murdering people.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
This is bleak all around but Jesus Christ
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
That is not at all a legal justification for extrajudicially blowing people up
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg same
Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas lawmakers approve letting private citizens sue abortion pill providers, send bill to governor.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck, I hate it here
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Just...fuck everyone, I've got nothing
Patrick Briney 🔵 (@briney.org) reposted
In 2023 white people were responsible for 8,842 homicides in the US and undocumented immigrants were responsible for 29. You've been continuously lied to, and you aren't smart enough to know any different, you're ignorant, or if you know you're being lied to you're a racist... 👀 #Vote #MidTerms
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus CHRIST this is terrifying
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
There were long stretches where I forgot about the president entirely. I miss that
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Then your punches will be extra-effective against these asshats
Andrew Visnovsky (@soccerlawyer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Dems calling it NatCon and not Nat-C is a missed messaging opportunity.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes..."retired."
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/cnn....
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
...after the law was changed to make drug possession/distribution a capital offense
Mike Innocenzi (@pantagrapher.bsky.social) reposted
Texas loaded busses with desperate migrants and dropped them off in Chicago like trash in the middle of winter. We welcomed them into our communities. Now Texas is sending its National Guard to terrorize them on our streets. In our neighborhoods. What the fuck.
Rep. Ana-María Rodríguez Ramos (@anamariafortexas.com) reposted
“Here’s what nobody wants to talk about. These prohibitions against ordinary people and their donations are MORE restrictive than what special interests and lobbyists face.” - Rep. Vince Perez HB 18 ensures Austin works for billionaires and connected Republicans, not the working families. #txlege
Daniel Harper (@danielharper.bsky.social) reposted
I was just listening to a Charlie Kirk rant about how millions of people in the USA don't speak English ("unity is our strength," he says), then uses India as an example of a "unified country." Buddy I have news for you about the linguistic diversity of India.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Or an environment of rich targets
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
"How did you manage to eliminate crime in D.C., Mr. President?" "Easy. We tased everyone to death. No people, no crime! I can't believe no one thought of this earlier, to be honest."
Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted
honestly insane how reporters have kept going "well but crime down so isn't this a good thing" about the take over of DC, dawg the reason why crime has collapsed is the same reason why restaurants are in freefall, because no one is outside because of all the goddamn goons
Ⓐnarchohoodism (@161bklyn.bsky.social) reposted
therealnews.com/prison-labor...
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
So "west" is code for "white people" Given the current situation, I really don't give a shit if we die out
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so glad you popped up in my feed. I am HOOKED on this comic
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
So...spending largely tracked inflation. Tell me again how teachers' unions (and not, I don't know, outsized focus on test prep, the siphoning of federal subsidies from public schools to private corporations, and overt hostility to education in general) caused a decrease in student performance.
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't 100% of job gains recorded by the American government go to Americans every time? What a weird statement
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe she's including the exponentially increasing numbers of storm troopers
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
I would like a fact check on these numbers, please
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they even sure the bullet killed her
Julie Ingersoll (@julieingersoll.bsky.social) reposted
Been doing some reading on Peter Thiel, the thinkers he likes to invoke, his origins in South Africa, and the Christian School he attended there. I think it might be reasonable to start calling him Peter T-Heil
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
You guys see where this is going? Right?
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Ngl I'm waiting for it to come out that they straight-up lost the last two kids
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social)
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
That is WAY too succinct for him
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
What's that white crap on his chin
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
@jjindc.bsky.social
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, so him helping the DV victim is completely unrelated to the accident, got it
Boycott Citizens Bank (@boycottcitizens.bsky.social) reposted
ICE procurement activity since August 22, totaling ~$19M. Companies highlighted in yellow are new to the "Who's Profiting from ICE?" map, available here: bit.ly/3TgUZEq Source: USAspending.gov
butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted
In Los Angeles, this should be done everywhere. The pics of Americans snatched by ICE Gestapo is being projected on the side of a detention center in Los Angeles. #iceout #losangeles #california
Can't They All Be KBJ (@dagnypaul.bsky.social) reply parent
How very appropriate