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lizarama

@dalaimama.bsky.social

Knitter, spinner, insomniac. No matter where you go, there you are.

created July 24, 2023

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I just opened bsky and saw 10 posts about chicken guy. This is right up there with GBBO Mexican Week.

1/9/2025, 5:03:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THANK YOU!

1/9/2025, 4:51:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would be there all day.

30/8/2025, 6:58:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh. I can name that tune. A friend has an art opening tonight but it’s across town and I am recovering from a sinus infection and the antibiotics are kicking my ass. (No, it’s not covid. I checked. My dr checked.)

30/8/2025, 2:55:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always have a can of salmon. Had an NYE party and the huge ham was green in the middle. I took out my canned salmon and whipped up some salmon patties and cooked them in butter and everyone thought I was a genius. Salmon patties are bomb!

30/8/2025, 2:53:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s hilarious! Glad she is thriving.

27/8/2025, 3:24:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Immediately seeing if she sells the pattern and could I size it up for my dog and wondering if I could get my dog to wear it long enough for a picture or would he immediately eat it. (Dog tax)

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26/8/2025, 6:13:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She had a kitchen fire. There is video somewhere. But the USCPSC is a great follow. They are hilariousz

26/8/2025, 6:07:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/cpsc... How I found out 🤣

26/8/2025, 6:04:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How I found out bsky.app/profile/cpsc...

26/8/2025, 6:01:08 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, the Midwest has surprisingly good “Mexican” food because of all of the slaughterhouse workers.

26/8/2025, 2:12:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People have no idea how gerrymandered everything is. I am so tired of people acting like I am some anomaly (and to be clear it has always been this way - like 25 years ago people would be amazed that I don’t have some TV show drawl.).

26/8/2025, 2:09:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew someone who thought that. Emphasis on “knew”. Three years of acupuncture and supplements and she died. I felt bad for her husband, but so pissed at her.

26/8/2025, 1:04:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m always glad I live in Texas because I can find the places with weird stuff on the menu. Yes ma’am, I know lengua is tongue and also it’s my fave.

26/8/2025, 1:00:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s like a favor at a child’s birthday party.

25/8/2025, 3:40:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Breakfast, yea. Aside from that, I feel like it’s highly dependent on the franchise. We went to one in Abilene, TX and it was inedible. They ran out of chicken breast so they subbed chicken breast strips. Apparently they soak the chicken breast strips in maple syrup. It was vile.

22/8/2025, 11:10:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I liked the movie too. I was pretty young and it was good scary.

22/8/2025, 10:54:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can have the end. Maybe.

22/8/2025, 2:27:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have those but as lamps! My mom gave me hers.

21/8/2025, 8:46:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wanna be comfortable when they cremate me.

21/8/2025, 2:32:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grates are scary!

20/8/2025, 12:21:22 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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58 pounds of cute. The pound lied when they said he was 2 because he was 36 pounds when we got him 🤣

19/8/2025, 10:04:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My own Pillow Pet (stuffed with rocks and resentment rather than fluff.)

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19/8/2025, 8:57:55 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is almost enough to make me want to get back into knitting socks. (I am a super loose knitter and got tired of double zeros, so I stopped.)

19/8/2025, 8:56:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who has a long torso and a butt, perish the thought. Also, Eileen Fisher had had lantern pants for at least 15 years, lol.

19/8/2025, 7:18:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bar is in hell. Fingies crossed!

18/8/2025, 7:22:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Undead, undead, undead.

17/8/2025, 3:13:40 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It had a seizure.

15/8/2025, 1:36:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Ben Carr of it all (but never the Dickey Barrett).

14/8/2025, 11:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listen…

13/8/2025, 8:46:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And for pete’s sake, don’t re-shelve your books if we ask you not to. Because that also gets marked as usage!

13/8/2025, 8:45:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time I see anything about him, all I can think of is this:

Spray bottle with the word “NO”
13/8/2025, 4:20:37 PM | 39 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh man, I adored Breaking Away.

11/8/2025, 5:48:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 3:22:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I loved that book and decided to just ignore the whole Bob Dole thing.

9/8/2025, 4:47:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have never understood why anyone wants to survive any of these dystopian/apocalyptic scenarios. No, please.

9/8/2025, 2:08:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m going to have to get that one. Right up my alley.

9/8/2025, 2:04:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh good lord. If you are somewhere there is a Trader Joe’s, then there is probably also a Whole Foods and they have it year round.

9/8/2025, 1:56:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She has eyebrows. It’s traumatic. On a more serious note, it’s one of the not fun parts but mine is 24 now, so you can live through it!

9/8/2025, 12:25:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I loathe the teams and the cliffhangers. We are watching the first few minutes this week and then will watch the episode next week so we can immediately find how who got das boot.

9/8/2025, 3:22:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When my kid was a teen, I showed her some pics from when I was small and she asked what filter I used. “Kodak Disc, sweetie.”

9/8/2025, 3:16:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We work with a trainer for our rescue dog (some sort of staffy mix) and she said that doodles are most of her business.

9/8/2025, 3:12:23 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a Texan, I will never recover from the “Mexican” episode. What a travesty.

8/8/2025, 9:01:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I use Eater all the time. It’s a great travel resource. Why can’t we have nice things?!?!

8/8/2025, 1:42:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When quiche became popular in the US, there was a food review in my city and the restaurant owners were having to teach people that it wasn’t pronounced “quickie”. (So, of course, my family says “quickie” half the time because it’s hilarious.)

7/8/2025, 6:18:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have two lemon trees. Last year was a Mary Berry lemon drizzle cake. This year… mmmmm thanks for the recipe!

5/8/2025, 9:27:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that movie but that is WILD

5/8/2025, 2:39:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the pluperfect hell did I just read?!? I not only feel stupider having read that, I am also consumed by the desire to punch the author in the face.

4/8/2025, 8:40:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From personal experience, I will say that paint matching doesn’t quite get it if they don’t have a big enough sample. Having all the label info is pretty effective for matching.

4/8/2025, 8:35:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone told me to write the paint info on the inside of a switch plate in each room. It has bailed me out.

3/8/2025, 9:04:53 PM | 85 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t understand people who don’t look up the weather for places they want to visit. Maybe it’s just my anxiety, but I want to know the weather and transportation and types of local food. (I don’t care so much what the answer is, I just need to know what’s up.)

3/8/2025, 3:13:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am terribly allergic to cats, and Benadryl lets me go to houses of cat owners. I am so allergic that I have to pregame with 2 Benadryl the night before my allergy shots, because the shot that has cat in it makes my arm swell up otherwise. Time to start hoarding.

3/8/2025, 3:05:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still miss Don’t Trust The B in Apt 23

1/8/2025, 7:57:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are on a salt and olive oil kick with a squeeze of lemon because my lemons are finally ripening.

1/8/2025, 12:12:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heh, sounds like the college my kid went to.

1/8/2025, 12:07:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of butchers cut pork chops too thick for my taste. I want bone-in, none of this stuff with no bones. Tenderloin is always yummy though!

1/8/2025, 12:07:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only version that’s any good is the instrumental surf version by the Hoodoo Gurus off my absolute favorite Christmas album - A Lump of Coal.

1/8/2025, 12:04:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I am hungry

31/7/2025, 11:58:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations to you and the fam!

31/7/2025, 10:16:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fortunately, I am a librarian and tend to over prepare for paperwork and my voter ID card counted. 🤷🏻‍♀️ And then I had my husband change all the bills to my name first.

29/7/2025, 9:20:15 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m in Texas but when I took child to get her license I had to bring everything on her and also everything on me since she was a minor. Including 3 bills. The woman behind the desk sighs and says that since my husband’s name is first, it doesn’t count as my bill.

29/7/2025, 9:18:59 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have this conversation and my husband’s favorite thing is to decide at 6pm on a Friday that somehow we will get into the place that you have reserve by Tuesday or it fills up. 😐

29/7/2025, 2:10:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, I’m going to keep screaming. As a little treat.

28/7/2025, 3:56:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The worst. Then you feel unsteady the rest of the day.

28/7/2025, 2:29:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dinner tonight is hot dogs from the German deli, tomatoes from the backyard, and farmer’s market corn. Seems reasonable to meeeeee!

27/7/2025, 3:59:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True enough! But now I get “why didn’t you ever make me homemade mac” and child, I tried 🤣

27/7/2025, 2:47:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile my now-adult heathen told me that she wanted Amy’s Mac and Cheese and she didn’t like homemade. She eats everything now but the small days were hilarious.

27/7/2025, 2:14:22 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, I should get Ohtani in trade for my beer league softball team.

27/7/2025, 12:14:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My lorge boi is currently licking my feet like it’s his job. It’s fine, they wash. The teefy nibbles get a little ticklish, but he’s delighted.

25/7/2025, 6:50:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, doggie poison control is $100 for a call so we decided to see what happened with the soap.

25/7/2025, 3:33:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depends on what the something is. Current dog ate a bar of soap. Was fine. Previous dog ate a plastic razor including the blades so we went to the vet. (She got a lot of wet food and passed it - vet said it was already in her intestines so if there was no blood when she pooped she was fine.)

25/7/2025, 3:31:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t want to live there but would be delighted to visit and cook for you.

25/7/2025, 3:20:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Counterpoint, we make our own tabasco sauce from the tabasco peppers we grow and we make refrigerator pickles out of all the other peppers. And my limes and lemons are super delicious. (Tomatoes are hit or miss and never grow eggplant.)

25/7/2025, 3:19:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or Vans (they have a whole line for old skater dudes who need arch support).

25/7/2025, 2:39:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Preach!

25/7/2025, 2:31:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iowa being arm injury makes sense because a friend has *two* family members who lost an arm due to an auger accident on their farm.

23/7/2025, 6:06:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Puppy breath is kind of worth it though.

22/7/2025, 10:20:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have Entertaining from when Quality Paperback Book Club features it! (They had a lot of hardbacks as well.)

22/7/2025, 10:00:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a night guard. I love it.

22/7/2025, 9:58:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s good advice for me, an overthinker 🤣

22/7/2025, 7:55:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I loved Bridge of Spies. I am largely indifferent to Tom Hanks but Hanks was great and Rylance was outstanding. And the conversation: “aren’t you worried?” followed by “would it help” is something I still quote.

22/7/2025, 7:05:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We adopted an adult dog from the pound and it took a while to get us all on the same page, but he was house-broken and crate trained when we got him and had turned out to be easier that a puppy. I love puppies, but man, that’s some hard work.

20/7/2025, 10:11:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our dog would eat anything left out. The nets have always worked in prior years, so their gang leader must be new. 🤣

20/7/2025, 5:05:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, they are just buttheads. We may try plating some fall tomatoes this week.

20/7/2025, 5:00:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m in Texas and the squirrels stole every green tomato. We have the plants netted but this year the squirrels leveled up and chewed holes in the nets. 😑

19/7/2025, 11:35:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Manual buttons for climate control. (And make cupholders big enough for an old style Owala.)

19/7/2025, 8:50:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worked for a corporation that named a division “STD” and had polo shirts printed up before someone said “uh, guys….”.

18/7/2025, 7:07:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right? It’s not even Monday afternoon yet!

17/7/2025, 6:13:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a very Monday week. Every day is Monday.

17/7/2025, 4:51:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sigh

16/7/2025, 8:38:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have an old school land line as well. Not VOIP. We have power outages from storms every now and then and man, when a tornado hit half a mile from my house a few years ago, the whole neighborhood was using that phone, because power AND cell service were out for almost a week.

15/7/2025, 6:36:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My recent college grad is back living with at home while going to grad school and man, sometimes I just want to wake her up.

15/7/2025, 1:50:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reality bites back

14/7/2025, 12:22:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Utz are essential! The platonic ideal of potato chips.

13/7/2025, 5:42:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember that one - soooo good. I miss feeling like I needed veggies and not wanting to cook so I would just buy an assortment of things.

9/7/2025, 7:11:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, I miss old Whole Foods. They used to have the best sandwiches and hot lunch plates. I went there all the time in the 80s.

9/7/2025, 6:39:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh.

9/7/2025, 6:37:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what a hippie sandwich was in the 70s/early 80s. The vegan version was a falafel wrap.

9/7/2025, 6:36:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t even want a clue.

9/7/2025, 3:37:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, not to be taken as advice but rather sympathy because ew.

9/7/2025, 1:27:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view