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I just opened bsky and saw 10 posts about chicken guy. This is right up there with GBBO Mexican Week.
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I just opened bsky and saw 10 posts about chicken guy. This is right up there with GBBO Mexican Week.
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THANK YOU!
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I would be there all day.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. I can name that tune. A friend has an art opening tonight but it’s across town and I am recovering from a sinus infection and the antibiotics are kicking my ass. (No, it’s not covid. I checked. My dr checked.)
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I always have a can of salmon. Had an NYE party and the huge ham was green in the middle. I took out my canned salmon and whipped up some salmon patties and cooked them in butter and everyone thought I was a genius. Salmon patties are bomb!
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s hilarious! Glad she is thriving.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Immediately seeing if she sells the pattern and could I size it up for my dog and wondering if I could get my dog to wear it long enough for a picture or would he immediately eat it. (Dog tax)
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She had a kitchen fire. There is video somewhere. But the USCPSC is a great follow. They are hilariousz
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bsky.app/profile/cpsc... How I found out 🤣
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How I found out bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
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Also, the Midwest has surprisingly good “Mexican” food because of all of the slaughterhouse workers.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
People have no idea how gerrymandered everything is. I am so tired of people acting like I am some anomaly (and to be clear it has always been this way - like 25 years ago people would be amazed that I don’t have some TV show drawl.).
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew someone who thought that. Emphasis on “knew”. Three years of acupuncture and supplements and she died. I felt bad for her husband, but so pissed at her.
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I’m always glad I live in Texas because I can find the places with weird stuff on the menu. Yes ma’am, I know lengua is tongue and also it’s my fave.
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It’s like a favor at a child’s birthday party.
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Breakfast, yea. Aside from that, I feel like it’s highly dependent on the franchise. We went to one in Abilene, TX and it was inedible. They ran out of chicken breast so they subbed chicken breast strips. Apparently they soak the chicken breast strips in maple syrup. It was vile.
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I liked the movie too. I was pretty young and it was good scary.
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You can have the end. Maybe.
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I have those but as lamps! My mom gave me hers.
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I wanna be comfortable when they cremate me.
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Grates are scary!
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58 pounds of cute. The pound lied when they said he was 2 because he was 36 pounds when we got him 🤣
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My own Pillow Pet (stuffed with rocks and resentment rather than fluff.)
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This is almost enough to make me want to get back into knitting socks. (I am a super loose knitter and got tired of double zeros, so I stopped.)
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As someone who has a long torso and a butt, perish the thought. Also, Eileen Fisher had had lantern pants for at least 15 years, lol.
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The bar is in hell. Fingies crossed!
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Undead, undead, undead.
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It had a seizure.
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The Ben Carr of it all (but never the Dickey Barrett).
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Listen…
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And for pete’s sake, don’t re-shelve your books if we ask you not to. Because that also gets marked as usage!
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Every time I see anything about him, all I can think of is this:
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Oh man, I adored Breaking Away.
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I loved that book and decided to just ignore the whole Bob Dole thing.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I have never understood why anyone wants to survive any of these dystopian/apocalyptic scenarios. No, please.
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I’m going to have to get that one. Right up my alley.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh good lord. If you are somewhere there is a Trader Joe’s, then there is probably also a Whole Foods and they have it year round.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
She has eyebrows. It’s traumatic. On a more serious note, it’s one of the not fun parts but mine is 24 now, so you can live through it!
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I loathe the teams and the cliffhangers. We are watching the first few minutes this week and then will watch the episode next week so we can immediately find how who got das boot.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
When my kid was a teen, I showed her some pics from when I was small and she asked what filter I used. “Kodak Disc, sweetie.”
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
We work with a trainer for our rescue dog (some sort of staffy mix) and she said that doodles are most of her business.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
As a Texan, I will never recover from the “Mexican” episode. What a travesty.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I use Eater all the time. It’s a great travel resource. Why can’t we have nice things?!?!
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
When quiche became popular in the US, there was a food review in my city and the restaurant owners were having to teach people that it wasn’t pronounced “quickie”. (So, of course, my family says “quickie” half the time because it’s hilarious.)
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I have two lemon trees. Last year was a Mary Berry lemon drizzle cake. This year… mmmmm thanks for the recipe!
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I love that movie but that is WILD
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What the pluperfect hell did I just read?!? I not only feel stupider having read that, I am also consumed by the desire to punch the author in the face.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
From personal experience, I will say that paint matching doesn’t quite get it if they don’t have a big enough sample. Having all the label info is pretty effective for matching.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone told me to write the paint info on the inside of a switch plate in each room. It has bailed me out.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t understand people who don’t look up the weather for places they want to visit. Maybe it’s just my anxiety, but I want to know the weather and transportation and types of local food. (I don’t care so much what the answer is, I just need to know what’s up.)
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I am terribly allergic to cats, and Benadryl lets me go to houses of cat owners. I am so allergic that I have to pregame with 2 Benadryl the night before my allergy shots, because the shot that has cat in it makes my arm swell up otherwise. Time to start hoarding.
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I still miss Don’t Trust The B in Apt 23
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We are on a salt and olive oil kick with a squeeze of lemon because my lemons are finally ripening.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Heh, sounds like the college my kid went to.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot of butchers cut pork chops too thick for my taste. I want bone-in, none of this stuff with no bones. Tenderloin is always yummy though!
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
The only version that’s any good is the instrumental surf version by the Hoodoo Gurus off my absolute favorite Christmas album - A Lump of Coal.
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Now I am hungry
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Congratulations to you and the fam!
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Fortunately, I am a librarian and tend to over prepare for paperwork and my voter ID card counted. 🤷🏻♀️ And then I had my husband change all the bills to my name first.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m in Texas but when I took child to get her license I had to bring everything on her and also everything on me since she was a minor. Including 3 bills. The woman behind the desk sighs and says that since my husband’s name is first, it doesn’t count as my bill.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
We have this conversation and my husband’s favorite thing is to decide at 6pm on a Friday that somehow we will get into the place that you have reserve by Tuesday or it fills up. 😐
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Nah, I’m going to keep screaming. As a little treat.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
The worst. Then you feel unsteady the rest of the day.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Dinner tonight is hot dogs from the German deli, tomatoes from the backyard, and farmer’s market corn. Seems reasonable to meeeeee!
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
True enough! But now I get “why didn’t you ever make me homemade mac” and child, I tried 🤣
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile my now-adult heathen told me that she wanted Amy’s Mac and Cheese and she didn’t like homemade. She eats everything now but the small days were hilarious.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, I should get Ohtani in trade for my beer league softball team.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
My lorge boi is currently licking my feet like it’s his job. It’s fine, they wash. The teefy nibbles get a little ticklish, but he’s delighted.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, doggie poison control is $100 for a call so we decided to see what happened with the soap.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on what the something is. Current dog ate a bar of soap. Was fine. Previous dog ate a plastic razor including the blades so we went to the vet. (She got a lot of wet food and passed it - vet said it was already in her intestines so if there was no blood when she pooped she was fine.)
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I don’t want to live there but would be delighted to visit and cook for you.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Counterpoint, we make our own tabasco sauce from the tabasco peppers we grow and we make refrigerator pickles out of all the other peppers. And my limes and lemons are super delicious. (Tomatoes are hit or miss and never grow eggplant.)
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Or Vans (they have a whole line for old skater dudes who need arch support).
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Preach!
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Iowa being arm injury makes sense because a friend has *two* family members who lost an arm due to an auger accident on their farm.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Puppy breath is kind of worth it though.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I have Entertaining from when Quality Paperback Book Club features it! (They had a lot of hardbacks as well.)
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a night guard. I love it.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s good advice for me, an overthinker 🤣
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved Bridge of Spies. I am largely indifferent to Tom Hanks but Hanks was great and Rylance was outstanding. And the conversation: “aren’t you worried?” followed by “would it help” is something I still quote.
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We adopted an adult dog from the pound and it took a while to get us all on the same page, but he was house-broken and crate trained when we got him and had turned out to be easier that a puppy. I love puppies, but man, that’s some hard work.
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Our dog would eat anything left out. The nets have always worked in prior years, so their gang leader must be new. 🤣
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, they are just buttheads. We may try plating some fall tomatoes this week.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m in Texas and the squirrels stole every green tomato. We have the plants netted but this year the squirrels leveled up and chewed holes in the nets. 😑
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Manual buttons for climate control. (And make cupholders big enough for an old style Owala.)
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I worked for a corporation that named a division “STD” and had polo shirts printed up before someone said “uh, guys….”.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Right? It’s not even Monday afternoon yet!
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a very Monday week. Every day is Monday.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Sigh
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
We have an old school land line as well. Not VOIP. We have power outages from storms every now and then and man, when a tornado hit half a mile from my house a few years ago, the whole neighborhood was using that phone, because power AND cell service were out for almost a week.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
My recent college grad is back living with at home while going to grad school and man, sometimes I just want to wake her up.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Reality bites back
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Utz are essential! The platonic ideal of potato chips.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember that one - soooo good. I miss feeling like I needed veggies and not wanting to cook so I would just buy an assortment of things.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, I miss old Whole Foods. They used to have the best sandwiches and hot lunch plates. I went there all the time in the 80s.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what a hippie sandwich was in the 70s/early 80s. The vegan version was a falafel wrap.
lizarama (@dalaimama.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t even want a clue.
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Also, not to be taken as advice but rather sympathy because ew.