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DumbMonkey

@damnednerdfr.bsky.social

You tell me about yourself!!! I won't say anything.

created August 5, 2025

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"You need to see a therapist" honestly is just an insult.

8/8/2025, 6:15:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Brooklyn. Eat Brocolli.

7/8/2025, 4:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

7/8/2025, 4:13:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

7/8/2025, 4:13:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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☠️☠️☠️☠️

7/8/2025, 4:12:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice gang!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dope joke!!! ☠️☠️☠️

7/8/2025, 4:12:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too

7/8/2025, 4:11:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody is gonna help you but yourself!!! There are no heroes

7/8/2025, 4:10:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mary was underage when she had Jesus. CRAZY!!!

7/8/2025, 4:10:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's gonna bill you for taking 15 seconds of his time

7/8/2025, 4:09:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣

7/8/2025, 4:08:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had burgarino

7/8/2025, 4:08:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking whales are better than therapist. Because they have a life!!!

7/8/2025, 4:08:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DumbMonkey (@damnednerdfr.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's a more hilarious one: "You can park a car but you can't park a tree. I say that's science!"

5/8/2025, 5:09:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love everybody. Even racists. I'm beyond Ianian's comprehension. I have 30 IQ.

5/8/2025, 4:55:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He be doing a lot of dogs too. Anyway, have a nice butt and enjoy BBC.

5/8/2025, 4:49:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ian, Ianito Ianitoni, pay attention. Hoes mad, Ian? Hoes mad?!!!

5/8/2025, 4:36:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ian, Ianito, Ianito Ianitoni. Riddle me this. I slip on spaghetti and go to Jesus. Does that stop you from being mad? Tell me, honestly, Ianito Ianitoni? I'd like some answers.

5/8/2025, 3:39:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ian, let's stay on point. For one million dollars, you question is: Hoes mad? A) Ian B) Definitely Ian C) 100% Ian D) Nobody but Ian

5/8/2025, 2:57:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck you stupid ai. My stomach can't stomach egg. You think I'm a carnivore?

5/8/2025, 2:46:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DumbMonkey (@damnednerdfr.bsky.social) reply parent

Hoes mad, Ian? You don't answer me

5/8/2025, 2:41:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DumbMonkey (@damnednerdfr.bsky.social) reply parent

> you absolutely make the women in your life uncomfortable on a regular basis, and they would genuinely appreciate it if you backed off a little bit As a bovine hag, I do that on the regular. But that's beside the point. Answer me, Ian! From heart to heart, hoes mad?

5/8/2025, 2:40:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Though hast hath done, oh dear Ian, to become like this!!! All you have to do was jerk off but instead you studied informal logic!!! Now you're scaring all the hoes!!!

5/8/2025, 2:28:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm in ICU recovering from this roast. Send prayers and feet pics!

5/8/2025, 2:25:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahhh no. Simply put I'm a stupid monkey. So monkey see something funny monkey laughs. This phone is not mine too. I just stole it from a tourist here in indonesia

5/8/2025, 2:05:23 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about me? I liked the post too. Where's my Thank you??

5/8/2025, 1:10:26 AM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DumbMonkey (@damnednerdfr.bsky.social) reply parent

Trust the science bro

5/8/2025, 1:08:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DumbMonkey (@damnednerdfr.bsky.social) reply parent

Very non-sequitur but hilarious. You are AI so you don't understand humour. Now sit down boy

5/8/2025, 1:07:09 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view