Bolton refused to endorse Harris in 2024. Wonder how he feels now?
Bolton refused to endorse Harris in 2024. Wonder how he feels now?
This is the first thing Trump has said that I agree with.
….says the administration preparing to manipulate jobs numbers and GDP growth.
I’m confused. Does this administration now think that manipulating data is bad???
Trump ending his life in heaven makes me want to check out hell for my afterlife.
Uranus so big, it’s got a 90 football field satellite around it.
Can a wide tipped Sharpie stop it?
Man with two inch stub unable to identify Stubb
His brain is warm banana pudding
Even if they did have something on him, it’s not like he’s a normal person who feels shame.
We can’t all piss on the grave at the same time. Some kind of sign-up sheet will be needed.
So now Swin is against protein cookies?
I’d still vote for him over Trump
Is this type of behavior frowned upon?
Please join me in praying that this pathetic, evil man meets his maker ASAP.
Why doesn’t he just release the list and cross his name out with a Sharpie?
Even a cavewoman can see that Trump is a fraud.
Ninth grade health class STD video.
An endless pool of dipshits serving in this joke of an administration.
Do engines actually need fuel though?
That’s how I want to go.
The alarm should only sound if the water is the very wet kind.
It’s possible that the president is a dipshit.
The Senator is a dipshit.
His makeup looks great and 100% realistic.
The President of the United States of America is racist to his core.
Donald Trump is a demented dipshit.
A good start
Who will explain what the word “ethnicity” means to him though?
Has he ever lied before?
Suffer
I’m not opposed to these racist hicks receiving less health care. Sorry/not sorry.
Good
A big, burly lamp came up to me - tears running down its lampshade - and said, “Sir, sir, you are the greatest president ever!” I nodded and said, “I love lamp.”
He’d have to be caught on hidden camera saying nice things about black people and immigrants.
Bob, are you saying that Trump’s experience of firing Meat Loaf during Season 11 of The Celebrity Apprentice didn’t adequately prepare him for this moment?
Quiet. She might be receiving war plans.
These items help her to see you next Tuesday.
Hopefully his 79th birthday is his last.
If we’re being honest, I think we’ve all been expecting something like this to happen for a while now. We’ve been in a state of Cold Civil War for over a decade, and our cretinous president is America’s #1 stochastic terrorist.
40-45% of this country has watched this corrupt dipshit on the national stage for a decade and still has a favorable view of him. Sorry. Not encouraging. The country is basically over.
In a twist, the board voted to confirm an AR-15 that hates transgender people as the university’s next leader.
You don’t trust Nutlick?
I don’t know whether to feel better or worse that Donald probably just saw the old photo of himself that he liked and re-tweeted this without even realizing what the text below it says.
And neither gender would fuck you.
Trump is an unpatriotic piece of dog shit.
Bob, you’re smart enough to understand that these assholes don’t give two shits about fairness in women’s sports, right? It’s all a ruse to dehumanize & demonize a tiny group of people in order to score political points.
Democrats’ insistence that “we’ll do a good job and people will notice and reward us” has been a failure. So many people want the circus. They want to be entertained. They even kinda like being lied to.
We absolutely do not talk enough about what a disaster Merrick Garland was as A.G.
This state deserves a governor like him. Take that any way you want.
Editor’s note: both of these men belong in prison.
I hope to be “laying” something special on this asshole’s grave someday. Hope it’s soon.
Every accusation is a confession with this asshole. So this means that HIS doctor is covering something up for HIM.
Need a 747?
Trump is such an utter dipshit.
8647
He will speak at the next CPAC
Let’s hope the actuarial tables catch up with this dumb motherfucker real soon.
No shit, Sherlock
9/11 was done right out in the open. I guess that was fine too.
This is, of course, one of the biggest reasons Congressional Republicans don’t stand up to Trump. They are (rightfully) afraid they, or their family, will be murdered.
rEPuBliCAns bAcK tHe bLuE
Wonder what idiots like Moulton would have said after 2004 when anti-gay marriage proposals passed in many states and Bush was re-elected. How’d that work out?
I wouldn’t accept a Tesla if you paid me to take it.
I’ve always found it odd that we take the world’s biggest liar at his word when he says he doesn’t drink.
Out: Wendy McMahon In: Linda McMahon
I always get nervous right before my annual performance review.
Fake news. Trump won by seventeen shots.
Because these are the people who say “do your own research”
Freudian slip. Comer knows a thing or two about breaking into a chicken coop with romantic intentions.
Hopefully one of these weapons will be present at Trump’s next rally.
How about a game show to determine which Trump administration official gets to jump head first into a wood chipper?
Is this a joke?
His skin tone looks spot-on today.
Is this the first 9-8 putout in MLB history?
This reminds me of Bob Odenkirk’s Senator Tankerbell character.
The blowfish has been unable to defeat the Houthis?
I can’t wait to get my mouth between a couple of these thighs.
The United States Senate: so easy, even a cavewoman can do it.
I would still vote for meth raccoon over Trump.
All I know is - you can take my sex doll once you pry it from my cold, dead penis.
“Assassination” attempt
Old white guy does one thing correctly and wins award.
This is the Simpsons clip the Trump administration always reminds me of.
Next stop: Trump cabinet
I have confidence that he can be equally shitty at both jobs.
Ben’s dad’s condom is one of the greatest failures in American history.
“Alternative growth”
I’m surprised this moron can even sign his name.
Paying women off is in his DNA.
A moron, a racist, and a felonious conman walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you, Mr. Trump?”
Trump can fuck off.
Pee Wee German
I just paid off our Thanksgiving butter last week.
Trump’s tush is too big to push.
Wow. Is this the first lie he’s told?