I’ve seen NIN around 10 times and every time I pray for a surprise Slam Bamboo reunion
I’ve seen NIN around 10 times and every time I pray for a surprise Slam Bamboo reunion
imo, Donald Trump should not have laid in state in the Capitol rotunda if he was still alive. Thats where this all started
The new Deftones is so fucking good. One of like maybe 3 good things in the world right now
You spoke, we listened. Cracker Barrel is re-rebranding to a cartoon of Jesus in a leather jacket. We aren’t Cracker Barrel anymore either, our name is that cartoon, however you want to say it. Also the bathroom changing tables are equipped to handle 300+ lbs for mandatory adult genital inspections
Restaurant name idea: Sullivan’s Bar & Grille
Batman crashing through a sky light and planting a big wet one on your smackers. Locking eyes and saying “gimme kiss”
I’ll admit the 90’s lineup doesn’t have anyone even close to Greylan James Rue
You won’t be saying that on Inauguration Day 2029
They’ll call me a hater but I think we should arrest LeBron James until we figure out what’s going on with his biggest media gassers
This has happened to me twice and it’s a beautiful experience
All celebrities have died. RIP celebrities (1972-2025)
I also thought this was the 2020’s. I suppose I need to read things
Oh I didn’t see you were questioning it. Looks like we’re at war now! Yeah maybe not list-worthy. I did like its originality, and I found it genuinely haunting after thinking about it for a few days.
Presence was so good
The White House has announced that Trump is actually in the Bepstein Files. Different set of files that are only about legal things. I think we can all move on.
Not pictured: big hat
Always loved Norm’s Burt Reynolds impression
Look I’ll just get ahead of it. I have a letter in there too but I swear I didn’t know about any of this shit
Ordered a limited edition Chicago hot dog pizza and I showered first so that I’d be clean for it
Looking at the B52’s through the glass as they record Love Shack in my studio. Locked in on Fred Schneider as he does his parts. He sees me and looks away. This is not a serious man.
First thoughts on the new Deftones song: the title does not use any capital letters. Just small. Right off the bat, this band is declaring they aren’t interested in any rules or norms. I’ll share further thoughts in the coming months. Stay tuned.
Linda and MechaHitler have fallen in love, and she’s doing this to avoid a conflict of interest. Kind of sweet, actually
I was at the Bezos wedding. Jeff had never heard the song Shout before and it clearly rattled him. He had to sit down for it. He spent the rest of the night asking what that song was called. It’s just one word, pretty easy to remember, but it just wouldn’t stick. Then he just wandered off
My colleague
Larry getting nachos
Just got a text from my good friend Andrew Cuomo containing only 2 letters: HT And I know exactly what it means. Just turned on the jets in the hot tub and stocked up on clean towels. We’re gonna drink. We’re gonna laugh. We’re gonna soak. We’re gonna forget all this.
Give Stephen A a break. He has always remained haunted by the death of his dear friend and collaborator Jeff Buckley in Memphis in 1997. He’s never gotten over it
Hard to say but I know that before social media you’d have to call in to sports radio to air your political grievances
Golf has been missing a guy juggling 3 phones and telling you an NFL backup is switching agents
Worst part is he almost stepped on someone’s bag
Buy your war bonds from me, not from Mike Ricks. Mike is a scumbag and his bonds don’t hold up. My bonds are great and you get them fast. Monkey Mike’s bonds won’t get to you until WW4 lol, don’t waste your $
Don’t @ me with any Dolphins Cry jokes. That’s the aquarium and regardless this is serious
Thinking about seeing Live at the zoo
One’s got to be their lawyer
I know nothing about this band but just learned they’re at Summerfest the day we’re going and I’m becoming a groupie even if sex is involved
Lot of scary stuff going on so maybe this isn’t the time but I saw a guy that looked like Steve Zahn today
RIP Brian Wilson. As many of you know, I have only ever listened to one song in my life (Silent Lucidity by Queensryche), but I like to think any song and songwriter that came before paved the way for it to enter my life. I thank you for your contribution 🙏
Yes! New puke video just dropped
You guys need to check back in on the other site for a second
Imagine 20,000 nude people watching the game. No cheering, no noise whatsoever. Talk about home court advantage
The t-shirt thing is played out. I want to see an NBA arena pull off a nude-out
Something I’ve learned after a few days of being around birds is that they’re crazy. They just flip out at random times and fly off yelling and screaming. They start eating from a feeder and you think okay that looks normal but even then something sets them off. I think it may be tied to feathers
I’ve been trying to incorporate the band Chevelle into a new commonly-used saying and would appreciate your help with getting “boy, that person is a few hits short of a Chevelle album if you know what I mean” off the ground
I just arrived at Cannes to promote the 1997 Michael Richards comedy Trial and Error. Yeah, I know. I’m late. But I said I’d do it so I’m doing it.
The celebs are out at the Garden for Knicks-Celtics! Jonathan Silverman from The Single Guy. Joey Slotnick from The Single Guy. Lenny Kravitz. Ming-Na Wen from The Single Guy.
Jokić shooting around amongst tasteful barstools
Latrell also told me I was even more beautiful in person
Not to be lost in all the Pope news: the band Keane has named a new Keane. It’s Miloš Keane out of Serbia
The Pornhub Awards were held at A.K. Rick’s Bar & Pub in Fremont, IL last night. Mike Lensky and “It’s Melanie” won for Best Sex
I remember Leckner having some serious bacne. But I get why they wouldn’t list that
The global Catholic faith is about to learn what a proper deep dish communion looks like
Nathan Fielder is solid at a certain kind of humor but I’m not willing to call him “funny” until I see more funny face mugging, Jack Black-type stuff. Would love to see if he could carry a genuine uh-oh spaghetti-os situation
The Celtics lost that game because their minds were on one thing: girls! If I’m the coach I’m taking away all their phones and dvd players. Get their minds out of sex and into the games!
Met Gala recap! Only 2 guests showed up tonight (comedian Bill Irwin and NHL legend Marty McSorley). Irwin did his typical old timey suit and hat thing. McSorley wore a red shirt.
There’s one word on everyone’s minds, hearts and lips today: horse
Knicks playing like close out guys tonight. When I hung with my close out guys we’d wear the typical close out attire. Leather jacket, baggy jeans, oakleys. Knicks wearing basketball uniforms which okay sure. But they get the spirit of it.
LeBron is the GOAT*! *Getting Oliminated All Thetime
Tim Duncan: confirmed cryptid enthusiast
Starting a Hot Ones style web series but with poison. Real lethal poisons. The best you can hope for is just getting really sick and no hardball questions from me (good luck with that one)
I can understand some frat boys at Ole Miss making a prank call but the front office of the Cleveland Browns doing it is insanely unprofessional
Shedeur Sanders in his draft interviews
You should have to kiss the commissioner on the lips when you get drafted
I think it’s simulating lost items as seen through regular eyes but that why art is subjective
Love that it’s in social media voice. Lost a coat? Come check out our LOST AND FOOOUUUND
Big news from my corner bar
(failed attempt at making small talk) Man, imagine what it would be like to be Larry Crane’s neighbor!
Doc Rivers has devised a play so devastating it would single-handedly win an entire series, but also kill him in the process. Think Tony Stark in Endgame. I pray he isn’t seriously considering it.
Billy Ray had one of the weirdest shooting-star careers ever. Picked up by the Blazers at the end of the 1980 season and exploded for 25ppg in the playoffs. Put up okay numbers the following season but exploded for 28ppg in those playoffs. Out of the league 2 years later.
Haha that’s great
No?
He hosted SNL in the 80’s and there’s a sketch where his internal monologue is exactly what he just said and I don’t think it’s too far off from reality
It will always be funny to me that Steve Ballmer’s first act as owner was paying the graphics team for the Miami Heat (?) to come up with this. And they just ran with it.
Clippers wearing their red unis for the 2nd game in a row. Good strategy, those things must stink. No way they did laundry, not in that altitude
Will never understand how NBA players stop themselves from engaging with courtside celebs. Make Stiller quote Heavyweights. Make Sting sing Brand New Day. Make McEnroe do some tennis. You want to see me dunk? Better take me back to the good ol days pal
Oh fuck is that one of those viral crowd plants for an upcoming horror movie? It’s terrifying
No one should have to watch Bam Adebayo play basketball. His parts should be pixelated out
I don’t believe it’s hard to not do this. I think I could easily not do this if I were in his shoes.
Ja Morant fined $75K for playing entire game in long black trenchcoat
🐣 Easter Egg Hunt Update:
A true blessing that the best basketball player on the planet looks like this
Mark I have an idea for the sharks, it’s leak-proof men’s underwear for frequent ejaculators but they’re not diapers they are very different from diapers
It is
Remember when he was doing a private eye thing?
Cheer up, Graham. She probably thinks you’re just another one of her black mold hallucinations
Fuck
*you. What if I told YOU
Sports. Pop culture. Politics. What if I told I just posted this fully nude?
If the main character in The Brutalist is fictional they really screwed up by giving him that foreign name. R.K. Techt. That would have popped
The stars rightfully get all the credit, but I’d say the unsung heroes in all this are their managers. Whether it’s booking slots or getting their clients on stage on time, the managers keep the wheels in motion. Maybe one day they can have a festival of their own
Coachella was a rousing success. All the stars of rock, pop, rnb and much more were out on full display. Highlights were Lady Gaga (who did her hit poker face), as well as all the stars of Billboard. You’ve got to check out this festival.
Finally watching A Complete Unknown and my main takeaway is maybe Elle Fanning should stop going to that music festival she always ends up in tears at
My strongest NBA opinion is MIP should only be given out rarely. Don MacLean is the gold standard. When a guy that looks like a local real estate agent on a free magnet you get from a pizza delivery averages 18ppg out of nowhere he gets the award
Sorry, pal. Tariffwall blocks everything past “I heard Thomas”
Unrelated: There is growing discontent about the lack of direction in the Barbieverse and sources indicate the CEO of Mattel could be fired by the end of the fiscal quarter
It keeps getting worse. Legendary Entertainment just announced an 82% counter-tariff on all future rentals or purchases of The Great Wall. Amazon likely to be the most affected. Keep an eye on this one
Really hoping CBS uses Disturbed’s version of One Shining Moment tonight
Keeping me safe from aerial predators so I can watch the title game
Love Elon’s X (the Everything App). No notes
