I keep forgetting Joe Biden is still alive
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NEGATIVE JOEMENTUM
jul 30, 2025, 10:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Read this in Michael McDonald's voice--as Jesus of Nazareth intended.
jul 31, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Gotta change your handle to “mr early onset alzheimer’s.”
jul 30, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
You won’t be saying that on Inauguration Day 2029
jul 30, 2025, 10:21 pm • 14 0 • view
I don’t think we’ll be saying it during the midterms
jul 30, 2025, 10:45 pm • 2 0 • view
he’s not
jul 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Him too
jul 31, 2025, 12:44 am • 20 0 • view
Not for long
jul 30, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
He still owes me $600
jul 30, 2025, 9:58 pm • 8 1 • view
I have the feeling that he and Trump are going to pass around the same time and we're going to have a very strange funeral and mourning period
jul 30, 2025, 10:22 pm • 3 0 • view
"Mourning." Right.
jul 31, 2025, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
I keep forgetting things will never be the same again
jul 31, 2025, 4:33 am • 0 0 • view
That's a feature not a bug.
jul 31, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Selective object permanence is the first thing to go.
jul 30, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah it doesn't pay to not get on the sex trafficker band wagon everyone forgets about you.
jul 30, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
So does he.
jul 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 31 0 • view
Ha, beat me by seconds
jul 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 6 0 • view
Scoring the most obvious joke off a boat post is a closer race than the 100 meters.
jul 30, 2025, 9:56 pm • 4 0 • view
No, Joe can't believe it (because he's dead)
jul 31, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
I have, like, no reason to believe he actually is. But no particular reason not to.
jul 31, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
rip
jul 31, 2025, 2:36 am • 1 0 • view
how could you say that?
jul 31, 2025, 2:37 am • 1 0 • view
If you call that state of lingering "alive" then sure.
jul 30, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Joe Abidin'
jul 30, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Before he becomes Joe Die-den
jul 30, 2025, 10:10 pm • 3 0 • view
No Biden
jul 30, 2025, 10:12 pm • 1 0 • view
*Ts & Cs apply
jul 30, 2025, 9:57 pm • 5 0 • view
Oh right, yeah
jul 30, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Biden was tragically crushed to death by all 32 flavors in last night's Baskin Robbins disaster.
jul 31, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
I legitimately assumed he'd quietly died at some point, huh. Possibly back before November.
jul 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
can’t be proven
jul 30, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean I guess he is
jul 30, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
With his rictus, who could tell the difference.
jul 30, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
what! you call that "living?"
jul 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 2 0 • view
January 26, 2027
jul 30, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s okay. He probably does, too, sometimes.
jul 30, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
How do we define 'alive' here. He's breathing.
jul 30, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Saying that is like attempted murder via murphy's law
jul 30, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
who's that
jul 30, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean... technically
jul 30, 2025, 10:16 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s something you have in common with Joe Biden.
jul 31, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
His dementia is so bad that he forgot to die.
jul 30, 2025, 9:59 pm • 6 0 • view
Is he though
jul 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 1 0 • view
This can’t be right
jul 30, 2025, 10:24 pm • 1 0 • view
is he tho?
jul 30, 2025, 10:05 pm • 0 0 • view
time to drive off of that big road in the sky
jul 30, 2025, 10:06 pm • 2 0 • view
If you can call that a life
jul 30, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
I can't believe he died either 😔
jul 31, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view