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Dangermowse.

@dangermowse.bsky.social

Still trying to work it out.

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF? Discworld is about the most diverse and multi- everything universe anyone has ever imagined.

1/9/2025, 6:33:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway šŸ‘ŠšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ”„ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

JD Vance: ā€œTrump is a really bad candidate and frankly, I think, a really bad person.ā€ { ht: @patriottakes.bsky.social }

30/8/2025, 5:15:36 PM | 4347 1511 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

And also the whole earthquakes thing.

1/9/2025, 4:08:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it the lesser known Jim Crow?

1/9/2025, 3:56:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Was he bumped by the Repo Man?

1/9/2025, 3:45:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social)

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025.... I feel some sadness that the man has such massive insecurity and other issues that he has to surround himself with this kind of trash to make himself feel important. Oh no sorry, not sadness. He deserves only contempt.

1/9/2025, 3:41:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Love your photos, please keep posting.

31/8/2025, 6:17:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social)

Morning
29/8/2025, 1:22:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

And he is the Vice President? Do you have to get a lobotomy to be in Donald’s gang?

29/8/2025, 1:13:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Beaufort

26/8/2025, 9:40:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

I would march to protest the stealth privatisation of our medical services.

26/8/2025, 9:27:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tony from Welly (@tonywelly.bsky.social) reposted

Bishop: I want the house prices to drop Luxon: I want the house prices to increase. One wants to buy more investment properties and the other has his investment properties but wants more equity out of them. These coalition MPs are corrupt as fuck. #nzpol

25/8/2025, 5:21:12 AM | 42 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

They look perfectly cooked

23/8/2025, 6:14:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Here’s what was NOT released today: - the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ - the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed - communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison - the Epstein files

23/8/2025, 2:51:50 AM | 27778 10550 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

No

22/8/2025, 8:09:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Wrong.

22/8/2025, 8:07:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit. The profit is in the dollars per Kgms kilos of Milk solids)which sticks with the Kiwi farmers who own the cooperative. And that means the $ stay in the NZ community.

22/8/2025, 8:06:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

21/8/2025, 8:06:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Never trust anyone who has an immaculate garden. Odds are they have faulty wiring.

21/8/2025, 7:57:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

If you throw in crackers to go with the cheese, I am in.

19/8/2025, 8:39:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Bit of a mis-step for Crusher. I thought she was keeping quiet while everyone else imploded so she could walk into leadership looking like the reasonable one.

19/8/2025, 8:32:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

And landlords kept it all. And isn’t Luxon a landlord?

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19/8/2025, 8:29:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway šŸ‘ŠšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ”„ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

I'm sure the SVR and the GRU have warned Putin about this problem for many years. Still, you've got to admire his courage, stamina, and steely determination to get through that ride.

17/8/2025, 9:09:59 PM | 3644 783 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Slack (@davidslack.bsky.social) reposted

Doesn’t give a fuck about kids being knocked over by speeding cars or Ukrainians being murdered by Russians but he’ll do all he can to get tax breaks for landlords and be bright and sparkly for Breakfast TV

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18/8/2025, 9:17:08 AM | 195 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul Le Comte šŸ‡³šŸ‡æšŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ“· (@paullecomtephoto.nz) reposted

Pure EVIL

18/8/2025, 7:49:16 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social)

greenpeace.nz/278hv1. #nzpol NZ Govt want to raise the allowable limit of Glysophate in our food by ten times.

18/8/2025, 8:01:15 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Moyer (梅子超) (@gusmoyer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"I trust Vladimir Putin." - Don🤔ld J. TŃā˜­mp šŸ‡·šŸ‡ŗ

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16/8/2025, 1:36:22 PM | 86 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine the hilarity back in Moscow when Putin plays back some of the discussions.

16/8/2025, 5:35:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

But he gets to fuck up for a lot longer than lettuce Liz.

15/8/2025, 9:23:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Witamy PaƧzki (@hmullphoto.bsky.social) reposted

Read this and weep, Floridians. This is what Trumpenomics is going to do to you. Kiss your vacations and new cars goodby bc you're gonna have to use all your annual expendable income just staying on your health insurance. Could have voted for the nice brown woman who wanted to help you...

15/8/2025, 12:26:34 PM | 243 87 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin

15/8/2025, 7:40:07 PM | 12707 3853 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

Operation ā€œGet him to stroke outā€ is in full swing.

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15/8/2025, 10:16:21 AM | 23229 5153 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you the Scarlet Pimpernel?

15/8/2025, 12:01:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Is anyone running a sweepstake on when and where The Incontinent One will choose to impose his first curfew?

14/8/2025, 11:59:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Apologies to the Muppets

14/8/2025, 11:57:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

What a muppet

14/8/2025, 11:56:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Slightly Diminish a band: Dexy’s Midnight Joggers

13/8/2025, 3:15:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrea Devon (@andreadevon.bsky.social) reposted

14 years old. The age Republicans want kids married. The age Trump's Epstein linked victims say they were abused. This is state-sanctioned pedophilia.

11/8/2025, 9:07:15 PM | 661 411 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

And John Key is one.

12/8/2025, 5:26:42 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

You deploy armed forces to divert attention away from your criminal/deviant past.

11/8/2025, 9:54:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted

The only headline you need today.

11/8/2025, 6:09:34 PM | 986 247 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social)

Agree 100% - it is spreading again and some people are suffering badly.

11/8/2025, 8:30:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Drunk sofa

11/8/2025, 7:24:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Firefighter from neighbouring counties are tackling the spouse?

11/8/2025, 3:56:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LorennaCleary.bsky.social (@lorennacleary.bsky.social) reposted

Ohio managed to get thousands of people to hold hands and link arms in a human chain that stretched 8 miles to stand against ICE. 8 miles of humans linked together.

10/8/2025, 8:46:52 PM | 9046 3132 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember when the Democratic Party used to have quite good Al Gore isms.

11/8/2025, 3:37:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social)

Sad to see our local baker has closed down. Apparently he lost the will to sieve.

11/8/2025, 3:34:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

No argument there. Same here in New Zealand.

11/8/2025, 2:26:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

And he is supposedly one of the good guys.

11/8/2025, 2:17:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 2:12:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

He is being honest about it, and it is how billionaires think. At least he wants the change.

11/8/2025, 2:07:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Shame they could not arrest him when he landed. I am sure a few courts would like to put him on trial.

11/8/2025, 2:04:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Laser focused on working out what he would say to us.

11/8/2025, 2:01:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s all about strategic re-diarisation

10/8/2025, 7:41:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

And they said we can’t agree on anything these days!

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8/8/2025, 8:15:41 PM | 3265 669 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. They won’t make the mistake of caring about people - and so far they have proven they are more than capable in that respect

9/8/2025, 5:07:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Replacing Hipkins with McAnulty would be the best step forward for some decisive action.

9/8/2025, 1:29:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Whale-Killing Windmill Hate (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

"Zohran Mamdani is a job-killer, not a job-creator," continued Andrew Cuomo. "Not like me. I've created jobs. Mortuaries, mass grave facilities managers, trauma therapists, pepper spray salespeople, sexual assault hotline operators -- they'll all tell you. That's what I told my good friend Don."

8/8/2025, 9:19:33 PM | 5782 973 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

3 days if timkee signs too.

8/8/2025, 7:41:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Protest March time. Tossers.

8/8/2025, 3:25:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you sell any merch when at Edinburgh? Or not worth the bother?

8/8/2025, 12:19:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if he will want to wear his cape.

8/8/2025, 12:17:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

AI will do it for you now.

8/8/2025, 12:06:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

His carer is in trouble for letting him wander off like that.

8/8/2025, 12:04:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tweety (@bluskypolitics.bsky.social) reposted

šŸ“Œ Dear Ann Johnson • We love your brass ovaries 🐄

7/8/2025, 4:38:37 AM | 3473 1215 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

He will make $100 million cut from the contractors.

7/8/2025, 8:31:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Better for big business, worse for individuals. Pretty consistent with general #nzpol ideology.

7/8/2025, 8:20:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds Ike you know your stuff. I Might have been watching too many silly movies.

7/8/2025, 8:18:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you sure ther is no possibility of 2 way comms underwater?

7/8/2025, 2:58:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social)

Trump hikes India tariffs to 50% for buying Russian oil. He is the big dumb school bully, stumbling round the playground trying to steal other kids’ lunch.

6/8/2025, 5:12:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

And the puppy is only 5 feet away.

6/8/2025, 10:13:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Demented fuckwittery as usual.

6/8/2025, 10:07:47 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Too lazy to do any research myself - but is there any history of National saying they do away with NCEA in any election campaigns or manifestos? Same with petrol tax. They seem to be very busy drumming up headlines, are they trying to distract us from the economy they fucked ip?

6/8/2025, 9:26:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Like a fully stooled up toilet.

6/8/2025, 9:13:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Current coalition government has just made it more visible and undeniable.

6/8/2025, 9:11:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œWhat I would say to youā€ actually means I am about to tell you an untruth.

5/8/2025, 10:09:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Also apologies to Captain Underpants for this comparison.

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5/8/2025, 9:46:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Entitled.

4/8/2025, 2:08:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

BTW you are wrong about the snoring. You do snore when you are thinking you are awake. It’s a thing.

2/8/2025, 3:39:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Vote of No Confidence? Yes. repeal tax benefits for landlords, oil, and tobacco? Yes. Go back to decent school lunches? Yes.

2/8/2025, 8:30:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Mute the haters and carry on. I am getting quite mute-happy, don’t have time for grumpies.

2/8/2025, 5:16:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it a joke? Seems pretty real to me?

1/8/2025, 8:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

He asked Vlad’s permission first.

1/8/2025, 8:25:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the phrase ā€˜ ā€œWhat I would say to you isā€ should officially be accepted as meaning ā€œI’m about to lie to you and here it isā€. Never thought he would be this bad.

1/8/2025, 8:08:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social)

#trump

1/8/2025, 1:26:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely one of your good guys.

1/8/2025, 1:23:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Diamonds.

1/8/2025, 1:19:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they dancing?

31/7/2025, 12:47:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

At least the daffodils will stay healthy.

31/7/2025, 12:31:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Warren (@realtack.bsky.social) reposted

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30/7/2025, 3:14:29 PM | 377 102 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

NZ is up for sale.

30/7/2025, 8:06:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

What I would say to you, is that Greenland and Canada said No, but I am open to offers from Donald’s number 3 henchman.

30/7/2025, 8:04:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. Expensive popcorn, that’s the thing. For me, it is that my coffee now costs more than the pastry. And the world is now off its axis.

29/7/2025, 2:58:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social)

www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360.... #nzpol pretty disgusting that while the economy is tanking, and more people are falling into poverty, luxon thinks it is a good time to give money to Big Tobacco. The only plausible reasons are the promise of political donations or future directorships? FFS.

29/7/2025, 12:02:47 AM | 45 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

John key is the same. ā€œI was born poor and got rich, so nobody has an excuse for being poorā€

25/7/2025, 6:07:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Also quite a lot of fertiliser….

25/7/2025, 5:55:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

Assume you meant Fuckfaces.

25/7/2025, 5:24:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s so simple to show him to be the fool he is.

25/7/2025, 3:41:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

So you want to destroy the livelihood of roughly 10,000 dairy farming families, and alll the revenue they spend in their local communities. Nice one. I’m coming after the Agria Cartels now.

25/7/2025, 3:39:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dangermowse. (@dangermowse.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s not funny. Okay, maybe a bit funny, but it probably shouldn’t be funny. Okay, so I have already decided I will post it on my work chat as my own funny joke. But I will feel a tiny bit guilty.

25/7/2025, 1:20:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view