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Slight disagree. Love October here. Water is finally warm and the beaches are less crowded.
I know everyone in the MAGA crowd is worried about their ‘heritage’ eroding. My heritage was about to going to school and NEVER thinking that some lunatic would walk in with a gun and start shooting. Can we protect that instead of a fucking logo please?
As part of a legendary wide receiver duo for the Dolphins.
It did. I can see your cell from mine.
You would think they are all engaged. wtf.
More like season 8 of GoT. All hype and they will still miss the playoffs.
The headlines suggest that GOP Senators are ‘expressing alarm’ again. They have literally never done anything about any of these ‘alarms’. These assholes just drive down the road with no seatbelt ignoring all the beeping forever.
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Alien Earth: so far, better than the original.
If we don’t want Kings, why do we let the Heads of Departments, CEOs, etc. behave like them?
I think we are too generous calling them the Republican ‘Party’. Republican Dumpster Fire is more accurate.
This logo shit would have never happened if it was Waffle House.
Don’t let him bring you down with his snarky, low energy vibes.
There are two identical 1972 Ford f150’s I see everyday. Same color and even similar rust spots. One at work and one at home. I want to set them up on a blind date.
For my fantasy politics draft, I got Pritzker in the first round. Go me.
Not all heros wear capes.
THIS JUST IN: Cracker Barrel launches new line of scented candles capitalizing on the brand’s popularity:
He was a giant asshole. Why can’t you guys print the truth about anything?
That’s a made up name. You made that up.
If 666 is the sign of the devil, what the fuck is 6666?
The floor is lava.
Also Dumbledore.
She was the only reason to watch ‘Queen of the Damned’.
I thought this was a close up of an eye from a cow.
‘McDonald’s fuels wellness craze’ is a statement that even the marketing team at McDonald’s would laugh at.
Just make up a fake company and give him 10%.
I think you mean racism.
Just like my divorce.
Now we just get five questions. Times are tough.
Free weed in back.
If I smell bacon at 1am, am I having a stroke?
Please leave my sex life out of your posts.
And these nine people shall be the ‘Fellowship of the Ring’.
I’m really hoping all of this is just season 3 of The Rehearsal and Kamala is really President.
If you gave 10% of your company to the government you could be the ‘newest and best national airline.’
I would start with a paint job that looks less like an air taxi or the Pittsburgh Pirates team plane.
Let’s not call it ‘edging’ shall we?
Scrolling on my phone in the dark and the AC stops at the exact moment my phone dies and for a split second I thought the alien invasion had begun…
Newsom signing an agreement with Denmark reminds me of filling out the form for my IKEA Family membership.
The paper towel machine’s motion sensor got wet and I tried to dry it and now I can’t get out of the bathroom.
Maybe instead of electing a President and a VP, we elect a board of three people to run the country. A council of elders approach, just not old whites dudes.
V&S down the road in Shillington wasn’t terrible either.
‘Winds of Winter’ and Sagrada Familia are in a dead heat. Which epic project will finish first?
Weighted blanket.
Weed whacker is now just same but stoned.
Still waiting for the NASCAR version.
I thought his patch read ‘police bro’
I have bad eyes. Hence the glasses.
Thought those were Takis.
That reminded me I have to finish my taxes.
I still have a few cassettes for that bad boy.
I like the idea of being called by the highest job you achieve. Assistant Manager Smith has a nice ring to it.
Finally a reason to go back to Barnes & Noble. Maybe I still have that $5 gift card from my aunt.
Male cheerleaders:bad. This?:good. wtf?
I was dating a girl who just broke up with a guy named Damon. It fucked me up for a week.
So helpful for when people need to pack a ‘go bag’ for when ICE shows up.
Maybe update that with 2025 figures and we’ll see.
Dear Spirit Halloween, I have a garage you can use until November 1st. Text me and I’ll send a lease over. Great location. High traffic area.
If I were a museum under attack, I would just move the exhibits and lock a door. Pretend they are under renovation until the midterms. How many MAGAs go to museums anyway? It’s not like it is monster trucks or a gun range.
Drink it while you can still tolerate lactose. Aging sucks.
Rudy.
Bluesky recommended I follow a person who refers to themselves as a ‘democratic strategist.’ I think that’s about on par with ‘bed wetter’ these days.
Veep is more functional than Trump’s reign.
And John Stamos for Greek yogurt.
Massage therapist? Just not sure how that would work.
My favorite live reality show is walking by couples on a date and looking at them both at the same time and shouting ‘you can do better’ and then hiding to watch what happens next.
From now on I will be saying all ‘infants and porpoises’ instead ‘intents and purposes’. Let’s see who has good hearing and who doesn’t.
Her music is the children’s book section of literature.
So, a coffee shop with flaming liberal stoners ranting about the current state of the country. Can you write down the address for me?
Your car is waiting downstairs, Senator.
I am no longer allowed near mashed potatoes. Not after listening to the Beastie Boys.
After years of taking my kids to the zoo, I think that is a Klipspringer. I am way too lazy to see if someone else wrote that already.
Same as seeing a project finally built.
You should write Children’s television shows.
Flame broiled. It’s that fucking King again. He burns all my gifts and offerings.
Location for the next Trump/Putin summit.
You were too high and wrote letters in with the numbers.
Me talking to my weed.
*Al Pacino voice* ‘Great ass!’
My hope for America has been eroding since they stopped selling the Choco Taco.
Ask his agent or his translator.
Glad to see the male loneliness epidemic is finally behind us.
I got only 8 points.
I am excited to knock on doors for Mamdani. He is the only politician that has really inspired me. I am just not sure how the people here in San Diego will react.
Listening to LA sports talk radio shit themselves about playing the Padres this weekend is *chef’s kiss*.
Nice ass.
The laziest and most satisfying Halloween costume this year involves shorts, a pink polo, and a big, tasty sub.
Indica, Sativa, or Hybrid?
I found a reason to fear using the restroom at work. Not gender based, but some really nice guy playing Sportscenter from his phone while taking a shit for everyone to hear. Full volume. Thanks for the update on the preseason NFL schedule, I guess.
I would only use this line if I were doing drywall repair with a retired racehorse.
I withdraw my comment and leave the funny to you. Have a nice day.
‘Accidentally’ doesn’t usually have a post predicting the accident.
Yes, American. Thanks for clearing that up.
Here’s an idea: Whatever media outlet in the White House press corps that has decided they have had enough, send in a new person each day to ask a tough question. Put it back on NBC.
Are there stages between ‘receding hairline’ and ‘bald’?
I have a family farm in Greensboro and the plan is to spread about 5, two bedroom cabins in the woods. Since we are a bunch of architects and contractors, it was gonna be cheap. Grow your own food. Converted barn for hoe-downs. There is a big main house too. RV lot for guests.
I’ve heard of a lunch lady, but Dinner Lady? New to me. Is that a regional thing or did you have school really late in the day?
22 more years. Go Padres! The AL East bias is strong in this one.
Whenever someone makes a list and says it is in ‘no particular order,’ my brain does jumping jacks to try to find one. Why am I like this?
Watching clips of SGA celebrating the Thunder title and his finals MVP confirms that the smaller markets need to win more because the players and fans really appreciate it. If Boston won another title, it would just be a number to them. Oh, and fuck Boston.