Alberta’s Premier Separatist! Leader of the United Conservative Party and President of Canada. Official Parody Account. I lied…there are other parody accounts. The truth is I am a complete joke. #abpoli #WildroseLoyalist
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OMG! Canadian Author @margaretatwood.bsky.social just gave a shout out to me (Rob Anderson) and my Alberta #UCP. Oh Margie you’re such a kidder! We aren’t burning books. We are just banning books silly 🤪 But if we were burning them, we will not pay the pollution tax on the emissions 👊 #abpoli
The UCP polled Albertans to receive feedback on our proposed Alberta Provincial Police. Analogous to our Alberta Pension Plan proposal, we received overwhelmingly disapproval! Soooo…I did it anyway. This is one example why my spending is out of control. Fuck me! www.keepalbertarcmp.ca/get-involved/
The FACT is my Chief of Staff (aka APP Braintrust) supports this populist, anti-covid-vaccine movement! I even secretly think cancer can be cured by chewing raw peppers! In FACT, if you trace my words back, I suggested that if you have stage 4 cancer, you can control it! www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
My boy Bruce! We ran together in our Wildrose daze! Today, we are narrating rhetoric resoundingly similar to discussions prior to Nazi Germany. PS Bruce is a little rusty at the podium…he forgets that he’s not supposed to act like a “5 year old” child when Albertans bring truth #AlbertNextPanel
NEXT STEP in my PIPE DREAM! I’m accepting proposals for a feasibility study to build my east-west pipeline Since it’s NOT FEASIBLE, I’m going to spend hundreds of millions of dollars anyway to make you believe that it could be. Why? Because I’m immoral & I lie! www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...
My 🇺🇸 Mar-a-Lago BFF has shut down PBS for good! Stupid Netflix saved Big Bird & the rest of the Sesame Street gang though. Otherwise it would’ve been a pure win for us Libertarians! Nothing good comes from non-partisan public broadcasting…especially educational programming🙄 cpb.org/pressroom/Co...
ENOUGH! I’m the only one who is allowed to narrate false headlines and lie to the general public. You owe me an apology! #abpoli
Check out our recent #UCP post on Twatter! I’m afraid of Peter Guthrie & Scott Sinclair and the conservative support I’m losing. It’s the FIRST time in 8 years that I published the legacy logo of PC Alberta. I’m trying to get in front of this but flirting with Independence already sealed my fate!😬
#Media 📉Our NEW STUDY with @energy.iisd.org is out now. As global demand falls, billions in investment are at risk. It’s time to shift to clean energy. 🌍⚠️ environmentaldefence.ca/2025/06/25/s...
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Who u calling dumb? I never credit for anything! I’m strategically campaigning on your tax dollar via my 🐂💩 Alberta Next Panel My goal: 1. Ruffle Carney’s feathers 2. Start fight with the Feds where there isn’t one 3. FLOOD THE ZONE - distract you while UCP makes sweeping changes I’m despicable
Yes! I did it! This one’s on me!
Becca is standing up for some Albertans! The UCP is OPPOSED to safe drinking water for First Nation communities. This would interfere w the environmental rights of our Oil/Gas industry. Btw, I’m shocked that Suncor was fined $5000 today. The Execs had to skip lunch! www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...
Stampede is here! Our United Conservative Party hits the pause button on our gaslighting for 10 days so we can Yahoo with the best of the YAHOOS! One of my most faithful Yahoos is MLA Eric Bouchard! He keeps my extremists both engaged & at arms length from me. In return, I offer him a back bench!
New Crown corps Danielle Smith has created: 1) Heritage Fund Opportunities Corp. 2) Independent Agency Police Service 3) Recovery Alberta 4) Centre of Recovery Excellence 5) Acute Care Alberta 6) Primary Care Alberta 7) Assisted Living Alberta (am i missing some new Crowns?)
👀 D’oh!
Yeah… Really!
Supporting Carney FAILED! My 𝕏 Twatter engagement is way down! So what’s Next? THE ALBERTA NEXT PANEL Step 1: Start war with Ottawa Step 2: Create 🐂💩 panel at your expense Step 3: stack panel w like-minded extremists to execute my (Rob Anderson’s) vision Step 4: Launch on 𝕏 GASLIGHT I’m back!
New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism “'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.' *More of this, please*"
Why would I consult HEALTH 🇨🇦 CANADA when I can rely on the steadfast medical expertise of RFK Jr.’s Federal Drug Admin (FDA) in the 🇺🇸 USA. ALBERTA relies on the Tin foil hat wearin’ conspiracy theorist as the basis for my decision to defund Covid 19 Vaccines! www.projectalberta.org/ucp_charge_f...
Can’t talk now I’m inserting myself… The G7 has become a formal, high-profile venue for LEADERS who discuss and coordinate solutions to major global issues, especially in the areas of trade, security, economics, and climate change I’ll be handing out warm hand towels on the tarmac at YYC Airport!
Yup. Separation is my ultimate diversion. That’s my game plan. Plus I need to throw a bone to my extremist-supporter- base every once in a while. Whatever it takes to move the lens away from my corruption and yah…speaking of which…I’m coal mining again. 👊🏼
Alberta - “We disproportionately contribute to Canada!” Also Alberta - “We disproportionately contribute to Canada!” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
Damn this guy…here’s PART 2 #mustread 👇🏼
President of Alberta’s Official Statement on the Dissolution of Marriage between Donald Trump and Elon Musk:
This guy got me pegged #MustRead 👇🏼
Wait…what did I agree to? What’s “decarbonized oil and gas” by pipelines mean? You’re not expecting me to clean my bitumen sludge before I pump it through your provinces and First Nations are you? That doesn’t work for me or the UCP!
“The study… found the legacy of open-pit mining “can persist long after mining operations end,” resulting in devastating losses for fish containing some of the highest levels for selenium ever recorded in the province.” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli thetyee.ca/News/2025/06...
Watch 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 #ShowUsTheMath
@markcarneyforpm.bsky.social Gimmie Gimmie all this Exempt me from environmental laws…let us drill through every First Nation’s land without permission…make Canadian taxpayers & Fed Gov’t pay for my pipelines…let me pump Alberta’s Oil & Gas to East & West coasts…then PISS OFF so we can SEPARATE! 🤷🏻♀️
Support Independent Journalism! @sprawlcalgary.bsky.social This is where journalists take the time and energy to dig into my UCP government and probe. Fore instance, did you know I can commandeer ownership of schools now upon 45 days notice! www.sprawlcalgary.com
My Response to His Majesty the King in Right of Alberta: I don’t see value in flying to Ottawa WITHIN a United Canada to sit through a Speech From the Throne I do see value in spending over $10,000 of taxpayer money for a 🇺🇸 overnight at Mara-A-Lago to see Trump www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
You hear that? I’m a blocker Shocker 👇🏼
FAKE NEWS Climate Change is a Hoax A mountain glacier did NOT just melt & flatten the Swiss village of Blatten! My court challenge is only intended to remove Federal emission caps so I can selfishly double oil & gas production. Sorry not sorry if this contributes to catastrophic global warming 🤷🏻♀️
What’s next? Great question: - Inclusive Ed? I don’t love it. Maybe neurodivergent & students w disabilities don’t belong in regular classrooms? “maybe they don’t,” I said - Emissions reduction? No! “DOUBLE oil & gas” I said. Reboot coal mining Tell you what..I’ll throw in a monthly book burning
YES! STOP THIS FOOT-DRAGGING…take the first step to remove me from office… go sign up in Calgary Bow or any of the other 3 constituencies. Join the recall movement against 4 of my UCP MLA’s www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Concerned farmer shares alarming video of effects caused by abandoned oil well: 'This whole area is just leaking gas' #methane #pollution #Alberta #oilandgas @albertandp.ca @juliedabrusin.bsky.social @coreyhogan.ca @eleanor4centre.bsky.social www.thecooldown.com/outdoors/aba...
Further to my preceding post… who is Jeffrey Rath you ask? This 👇🏻 This guy right here
BREAKING: Have ya seen the latest Rath from my Jeffrey prefecture?🤣 Rath suggests @lukaszukab.bsky.social is engaging in mischief & interference when Thomas LAWFULLY filed his citizen initiative last week. Rath is crying foul claiming HIS client’s ‘SEPARATIST REFERENDUM’ should go FIRST! 🤔 #WTAF👇🏼
“It’s hard to overstate how central oil is to Ms. Smith’s move to engineer the conditions for a separation referendum.” Smith is making international headlines again! This will be great for investor confidence! (It won’t) #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/w...
globalnews.ca/news/1119059... #ableg #cdnpoli
Communicable Diseases… Sorry. Correction. PREVENTABLE communicable diseases… we’re bringing them back baby! Very fashionable in a separatist society. #ableg via @timescolonist
“Alberta’s energy regulator has approved a polarizing coal exploration project in the eastern slopes of the Rocky Mountains” FFS #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Today I announced some very useless Cabinet positions. 4 Health Care Ministries for the price of 4! Plus I now have an Associate Minister for Water…WATER FFS! Prolly cause my current Environment Minister is too busy doubling oil & gas production while removing emission/pollution caps! 🤷🏻♀️
If there is to be a discussion on Canada‘s future, it must be led by loyal Canadians, it must be informed by facts, and be respectful of our citizenship and Treaty rights. This is why I filed today this document (along with $500 Canadian dollars ) with Elections Alberta. #ableg
In Ver Mec Tin Foil
Well…. This is on me…of course. 👇🏻 globalnews.ca/news/1117589...
Fine…you got me! I admit it. And. So what? Party before People Always! UCP BEFORE CANADA! ALWAYS! calgaryherald.com/opinion/colu...
I’m so proud of my proud boys. All of them…really. This is how I deflate the Truth and Reconciliation movement. I (Rob Anderson) have been envisioning this for years! I A M S O D A N G E R O U S #Wildrose
My Fellow Alberta Separatists, Their land?? As Premier, I espoused that I do not support separatism. Clearly I do not support Treaty agreements either I DO support dangling a carrot to give you idiots false hope by gaslighting you into petitioning for Referendum What could possibly go wrong here?
He’s right! You forget Naheed and I went to U of C together. Everyone from this era knows me..the REAL me! Nenshi knows better than anyone how I lie and the strategy behind my lies (Rob Anderson). Let’s hope insight serves Naheed well in 2027 or you’re fucked with me…I mean stuck with me! #abpoli 👇🏼
Requirements for entry into Sovereign Alberta Proof of non-vaccine status 2 Passport size photos of chemtrails Proof of donation to any separatist and/or anti-climate-action movement Sworn Affidavit: “I do not believe in the moon. I think it’s just a backdrop for the sun” Bienvenue Le Berta!
May 5, 2025: There is a lot to unpack here with respect to my despicable announcement and my series of ad-hominem attacks on just about everything. Best to watch for yourself and let it resinate. Let the depth of my dangerousness sink in! #abpoli #cdnpoli www.youtube.com/live/8DBG8m5...
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Look at all my friends & supporters from our United Conservative Party of Alberta coming out in support of Alberta secession! Please join “Holding MLA’s Accountable” FB group for more info on Alberta Pension Plan & Vaccine alternatives. Did you know the measles is a hoax? Who knew? #abpoli #UCP
Nono Nono…come on you guys! Stop it. This is really gonna f—k up my shit You can’t assert your land rights & invoke your constitutional protections at the same time that I’m trying to gaslight this secession movement. I’m one of you! I’m like 1/36 Cherokee. Treaty rights? White about my rights?
Here we go… what:..is every First Nation going to assert their Constitutionally protected land rights? My voter base wants SEPERATION! I have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to amend the #AB Elections statutes to give my supporters the illusion that Alberta can separate by Referendum!
Yah yah Listen…I’m at a loss here too. Chief Billy Morin, now MP, was my “go to” guy whenever I must pretend to Acknowledge Land and all this Truth & Reconcil…whatever it’s called Are u expecting me to respond to these legit First Nation Chiefs? I haven’t found my replacement UCP Frontman yet! Geez
Me and BoyFireCrotch are amending the #AB Election legislation to: Allow corporate contributions for provincial elections while maintaining transparency and accountability through blah blah blah.. In other words, I Danielle Smith (Rob Anderson) are reverting back to BUYING ELECTIONS! #yay #abpoli
Your speechless today I see. A fine quality in a Conservative Leader I hope I follow suit 🤞🏼
Holi Shit What have I done to Pee Pee? Though it’s only one poll reporting…I’m lol’ing PS …good things happening in #YYC 🤞🏼 #cdnpoli
I made the list. I AM HONOURED! #abpoli #cdnpoli
And on April 28th I will lead the Federal Liberals to a historic electoral win in my Conservative province! I do what I can! 😉
Ho Li Shit You caught me in another pickle. Good thing I’m hiding in Japan on your tax dollar! #abpoli
I just wished everyone a Good Friday in reminding all of you that Jesus died for all of us… even me. And Jesus replied:
The Separatist movement in my UCP party is real. They are well financed and well organized. This is not some fly-by-night Wexit rhetoric. By appeasing this movement, I am flirting with DISASTER! This said, perhaps this will finally my by undoing. A girl can dream🤞🏼 #abpoli #cdnpoli
What did I do to my BFF EVA CHIPIUK? My Freedom-convoy-truckin, Fear-mongering, Misinformation-spreadin, co-conspirator BLOCKED ME! Eva is a REGISTERED LAWYER who negligently tied 5 EMS health worker’s deaths to her 🐂💩 anti-vax campaign of HARM Eva is NOW crying foul calling dissenters ‘goons’ 🤔
It was a good day at the Alberta Legislature today. Peter Guthrie stood up and again asked for a public inquiry. Good for him. And both he and Scott Sinclair voted in favour of one, although the motion was defeated by the UCP. Now we know who cares about getting to the truth.
BREAKING: Peter Guthrie has been expelled from the UCP Caucus for speaking out about government corruption. That makes two! The cracks are getting bigger and Danielle Smith is frantically scrambling. Keep the pressure on, friends. Demand your UCP MLA stand up too. A better Alberta is possible.
Yes I remember this one… #DejaVu
Indeed! My UCP Cabinet has caused more catastrophic damage in 2 short years than any provincial Exec. Cabinet in Alberta history The next Prime Minister, not mentioning any names, (Mark Carney) will have to repair my damage & protect Albertans until our provincial election in 2027 #abpoli #cdnpoli
You have to listen to Kory Teneycke going off on the CPC campaign malpractice this morning. He really put the curse in Curse of Politics.
I’m despicable. No one asked for this. No one wants this. #abpoli
Uh huh. Yup. Thems there are my peeples. This is MY supporter base too you know! Freedom! Yah! Trucks and Flags and Shit! #Albertduh #TailgateParty #PoiLIEvre
My interference in the Federal election is having an impact! These #AB ridings may go Liberal: 🟥 YYC Centre 🟥 YYC Confederation 🟥 YYC McKnight 🟥 YYC Skyview 🟥 YEG Centre 🟥 YEG Gateway 🟥 YEG Manning 🟥 YEG NW 🟥 YEG Riverbend 🟥 YEG SE 🟥 YEG West I sense Conservatives don’t appreciate my efforts 🤔
Today I opened my BIG MOUTH announcing a BIG WIN FOR ALBERTA & CANADA …unless by Canada you mean: - the auto sector & half a million Canadian jobs at risk -Ottawa based Shopify - small biz - steel/aluminum industry - farmers (canola-pork) - everyone else …then maybe not so much a win #Oblivious
I’m still battling for last place as Canada’s worst Premier with the lowest approval rating ever. But you know what? I’m a loser so I know I do this!! #abpoli #cdnpoli angusreid.org/premier-appr...
I got a mandate to try to fix Canada?????? No. Nope. NOBODY gave me a mandate to fix Canada. That mandate came from the figment of my imagination. Canada 🇨🇦 is not broken. I am. #abpoli #cdnpoli
Soooo…I’m taking away popsicles from cancer patients now. Pediatric cancer patients. Children. Infants. C an’t U nderstand why N o one ever T akes me to task on things like this. Between my 🐂💩 trips to the USA & my incessant interference in #ABHealth, I deserve to be removed from office! #abpoli
Here I am posing at my taxpayer-funded speaking engagement at PragerU…the world’s LEADING climate change deniers. All together now… I AM A N A T I O N A L 🇨🇦 E M B A R R A S S M E N T
My Premier’s Office Statement: “Any suggestion the Premier is asking the U.S. to interfere in Canada’s election is offensive and false” Then why did I go on Breitbart (U.S. media outlet) and start flapping my gums about our 🇨🇦 Canadian election? Seriously, I ask again, WTF is wrong with me? #abpoli
🎵 KIER…CHOSEN ONE… … KIER 🎶
This is me at my Presser when my guy shut down questions from @carrietait.bsky.social at Globe and Mail. I should wipe that smug look off my face. A lie is like trying to hold a beach ball under water…the second I let go my lies will surface. #abpoli
Again, If I don’t want a production cap, I can just capture my emissions & shut my mouth! 🤐 As for what our billionaire O & G friends are dumping into Alberta’s river stream…well why do you think I’m enacting legislation to keep the Feds out? I am the woooorrrst! #abpoli #ableg #abtwat
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Minister Dan Williams, you have some testifying to do. What do you know? “Romanow said that Minister Williams was concerned that the investigation could lead to potential connections between various government officials and Sam Mraiche and MHCare Medical around AHS procurement issues.” #ableg
I promised myself I would never call me the C-word on Bluesky. If there was ever a time to break my promise… At his request, I met with the Prime Minister. It sure as shit wasn’t my idea to get onside with Team 🇨🇦Canada #abpoli #cdnpoli
No Federal employee is coming into my province to conduct lawful investigations. That would fuck everything up for me. #abpoli #UCP
Told you I have friends! Someone broke into my house last night and torched my wardrobe but left this pant suit behind. The baby blue covers up my lies…rrrrrright? #abpoli
Oops 🤭🤗 Art by Markus Grolik
Week Summary: - flights booked 🇺🇸 Guest Speaker at PragerU. Thank u taxpayers! - fired my MLA Scott Sinclair for voicing concerns about my #UCP budget. #CaucusBoot - Carney “AXED the TAX” Sooo I lied & still called foul 🤔 - Demanding Trump-PoiLIEvre election be called now - meh tariffs #abpoli
No premier should share the stage with this.
It's March 11th...
Gimmie a P P! Gimmie a R R! Gimmie a A A! Gimmie a G G! Gimmie a E E! Gimmie a R R! Gimmie a U U! What’s that spell? Danielle Smith, Former Premier of Alberta
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I’m a gaslighting thug! Barely shook Trudeau’s hand back in the day. I can’t even cordially congratulate @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social on his win tonight! So undignified
Canada has a new Prime Minister: Mark Carney. He is: The first PM born in the NWT. The third PM after Joe Clark and Kim Campbell born west of Ontario. The first PM born in the 1960s. The 2nd PM to have played for the Oxford University Ice Hockey Team (after Lester B. Pearson).
No. I do NOT have better judgement. PragerU is setting me up to illicit public statements contrary to (i) gender affirming care (ii) transgender policy (iii) climate action (iv) UN Human Rights conventions etc. I’m literally that short-sighted! #abpoli #uspoli #PragerU #WhereIsMyChiefOfStaff👇🏼
If you are in Calgary-Bow, please test this form (in development) out for me. Help me know what your top concern is, why it’s your top concern, and how to reach you. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... Change is Possible TOGETHER! #yyc #CalgaryBow #Education #Minister /end