Grandpa Roach at this point…
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Grandpa Roach at this point…
How I plan to enter the function:
i feel people have a issue with mixing up "these groups have loud right-wing voices" with "they are right-wing communities as a whole"
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score (critics back then really didn’t like horror huh…)
"One ticket to Avatar 2 in 3D please!"-ass fit
"One ticket to Avatar 2 in 3D please!"-ass fit
Age Verification: Wore these bad boys to school
EsPSPSPSPSo Catpuccino Biscuitscotti
I’m so tired of the internet but it’s my emotional support hellhole.
Dibs for copyright purposes: I had a dream that I went to an Italian restaurant named “Mama Meow!”. Their logo was a cartoon cat in the classic Chef Boyardee getup
Honestly, Martha rules 🫡
How I feel anytime I get a notification on my phone
LOOK AT THIS
Shit (horse)
Based on recent driving experiences way too many of you need this reminder, like my god people… youtube.com/shorts/BIB1A...
in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”
Hey @paramountpictures.bsky.social how on Earth is there no 4K disk of There Will Be Blood yet? Get on that!
Wait I had no idea the Utah Governor actually said "touch grass" in his press release 😟What is this fucking world coming to... bsky.app/profile/chad...
We need a draft, but instead of forcing young men to join the military it forces them to Touch Grass
"movie": noun (/ˈmo͞ovē/)- a recording of moving images that tells a story and that people watch on a screen or television; a motion picture.
Gotta protect America‘s most important cultural monument- the Bass Pro Shop pyramid
I killed like four that were near the entrance of my apartment the other day and felt like the Terminator
Today's soundtrack: youtu.be/AZKcl4-tcuo?...
They really are acting like it was Robocop Detroit in DC every day before they sent in the Guard 🙄
I'm running out of reasons to stay in the US
youtu.be/upBjwq7_wcw?...
Okay is there a way I can mute the Trump naked lady drawing I've seen it plenty of times now Thanks
I have never been to Founding Farmers.
Is that “FBI: CIA“ show out yet www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/f...
EXCUSE me
Feels wrong seeing a cyber truck parked in front of Duncan Library 🤢
For ALX Skeets: Anecdotally, I just had a good experience vis-a-vis getting the new COVID booster at the Mt. Vernon Ave. Walgreens! I did have to talk to my doctor and get them to write a prescription beforehand. Happy to answer questions, since I've seen folks here talking about it 💉
Meanwhile, there's nothing predicable about your reply. No one reads anything you write, so there's no way we can predict your response!
“performative male” this is not 2014. They’re not trend tweaking. Hipsters are gone. Obama’s gone. This is literally just the new wave fascists telling men w any troublesome care or conscience left to stop being a pussy and get behind the dictator
*And unless you're talking with them, how they hell do you know they're actually being performative? Leave random people in public alone FFS!
Hot Take: As much as genuinely "performative*" behavior can be annoying, this trend sucks and basically only exists to mock liberal/leftist men as inherently fake. At maybe the worst time in history they could be doing this!
Some people are living lives we can't even imagine
I expect nothing less from Paddington's dad
Pretty much as soon as my parents let me watch Aliens when I was 9, lol
"...artist Ray Nelson, per his claim, invented the propeller beanie as part of a "spaceman" costume..." LOL, nailed it Ray, totally looks like gear you'd need for space...
Was there actually a time when kids wore these hats en masse, or is this just one of those weird cultural memes we have that isn't actually based in reality?
In case you haven't seen in, in Avatar 2 a bad guy gets him arm ripped off by a space whale. 10/10
See, when I have RVTURN-type feelings, it's not for the bigotry of the past, it's for fun goofy shit like this
Quite possibly the biggest “So you hate waffles?!?!?” of all time
yeah you should try to hold empathy for every human in your heart. do we gotta talk about these shitheads right this second though
(Also how much of a joyless scold do you have to be in order to be anti-birdfeeder, jfc)
I initially read that as "Squirtle" which made this exchange even funnier
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
The only engagement you should care about is your ENGAGEMENT TO DEMOCRACY! /j
Gotta hand it to furries, I totally get the desire to turn into an animal and fuck off with normal life
Just literally Greedo with a collared jacket, incredible
So, I've been a Star Wars fan since forever, read way too many of the novels and such growing up, definitely know more about this stuff than any person reasonably should. And today is the first I've ever heard of canonical Original Trilogy movie character Beedo: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Beedo
I don’t know why my reaction is “I can’t believe it’s been 30 years!”, it’s literally called Windows ‘95 lol
Me leaving the function. #caturday
I ate the radioactive shrimp and now Godzilla is whooping my ass
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM SNOOPY, BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!
it is genuinely maddening to see pundits and reporters say things like “well trump has an advantage on crime” while the public consistently says “we think this guy sucks on crime”
Okay, they just made the kind and gentle people of Labyrinth Games sad, now I'm PISSED OFF
Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.
He's trying to help me with work
Me immediately after having the thought "in less than two years the first Sam Raimi Spider-Man will have it's 25th anniversary."
Timeline cleanser: Mowgli says Happy International Cat Day!
We're about to have a Mission Impossible/Fast & Furious action scene in every state on a biweekly basis
I have to say, despite the Everything...it's funny to me that Sydney Sweeney found a way to retroactively make Madame Web worse
I remember watching Donald Glover in his "Derrick Comedy" YouTube show, a few years before he was on Community.
Big mood, Mowgli
Only explanation is that the entire UK saw Miami Connection and thought it was real life youtu.be/VpZu69OB2KM?...
You and I are unintentionally doing this bit lol
We’ve definitely taken it Too Far with the licensed cookbooks, right?
I just zoomed in on this picture of a spider I took last weekend, and it totally looks like he’s rocking shades 😎
My week started dumb, turned fantastic, and then I ended up naked.
"Our forecast shows a large cloud passing over The Mail this afternoon..."
George Lucas vindicated
Great, now I’m going to think about “Did they say anything about voting rights? Or freedom?” every time I finish a movie
Am I just being normal, or am I in my Grocerybro Era?
DC hot take: I know the Gunn DCU needs its own Batman, but maybe he could ALSO be played by Pattinson and it can just be a Han Solo/Indiana Jones situation?
Now THIS is why I spend my money on dumb shit
I lived in Iceland for 3 years (1999-2002), so my recs might be out outdated but they come from experience! 1). Gullfoss Falls 2). Might be tough to fit in a 3-day trip since it’s a drive from Reykjavik, but Glacier Lagoon is worth it. 3). Food- The street hot dogs are a must!
OOOH BIIIIG STRETCH!
NANCY & SLUGGO’S FUN FRIDAY
me: Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday! waiter: (disgusted) even world peace?
Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.
"A dog is playing basketball...again"
The next season of White Lotus should be set at the spa from Spirited Away
Need these two to cause a ruckus at the Tesla Diner
Fifty five years and an entire genre's worth of music later, few metal songs go harder than this. RIP Ozzy youtu.be/bkD_0G8zQGI?...
The fact that the new Superman and (apparently) the new Fantastic Four are both good feels like a monkey's paw situation in some way. Like, this is great, but there will soon be consequences for our comic book fortunes lol....
FYI 👇
He become circle
