Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛

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I have to read his insanity because I can’t handle listening to him. His voice is nails on a chalkboard while someone loudly chews soup.

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What the hell is going on with that voice???? How is it possible to combine shake voice with gravy throat all the time?

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I try to be at every appointment 15 minutes before the appointment time. Now if it’s a “your animal will be ready to pick up by 2:30pm” that’s a little different.

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Damn….

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Twenty years seems light. But what do I know.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a really good chance that I have saved that image to use at a time of my choosing.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Shooting anyone in the back that is obviously fleeing is the exact opposite of self defense.

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Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Let her cook!

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Saaaaaaaaaaame

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

I am already two years ahead of you lol

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

In theory you know about theoretical physics

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s only for persons of a certain age range, but here we are. Prayers appreciated 🤣

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a flawed guy

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social)

Ballgame!

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social)

Blake absolutely loved that bit

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

I was stunned they called it that way. I thought they said fumble at first.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social)

This is dumb, it was obviously a forward pass.

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He’s definitely getting a good start

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Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social)

Halfway through the third quarter and the exits are getting full. You really don’t hate to see it.

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Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought that was a selling point of those things.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

lol me too

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe both

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

With ease

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

You should finish it. It somehow gets even more insane.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social)

I don’t understand how this is possible

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Hmmmm

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Uh subscribe to The Onion, by the way. For like one more week you also get a tote bag. membership.theonion.com

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

America’s FINEST news source!

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!!

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

BuT vAnCe WiLl Be WoRsE

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

I told Vanessa just now I don’t even know who to pick week one. I’m already stressing out hahaha

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social)

It’s over for you hoes @thedumbzone.bsky.social

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It’s my fault for having eyes

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Shell clearly went woke and tried to change their logo or something

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

🎶 Let’s go to Luckenbach Texas with Ashleigh and Sammy and their boys 🎶

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

My knees hurt just looking at this picture

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

So incredibly accurate

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

And an abortion….

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Once they can control drone players, the ncaa is in trouble

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Consensually of course

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Very 😎 Subversive

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

The tysosserone is very high

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Small and private would launch the Swifties into orbit.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social)

This world needs more Martha’s

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s a verified assassin

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

So incredibly blessed

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Counterpoint: there is no such thing as an acceptable return on a trade for a player like that. Whatever is offered isn’t enough. Micah isn’t here today for one reason, he publicly pushed back against Jerry.

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Hashtag blessed

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At least you got a world champion there. He’s a bit off the hinges these days, but a hell of a driver back in the day.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

lol you have to claim him like we had to claim Sargent.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Not for me. I made it not quite 3 years and said yall can have this shit. I’m going back to the truck.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

You are not wrong. I have no stats to back me up, but I’d wager there are more white Americans below the poverty line than any other race. But tax breaks for billionaires is the answer.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Like your father once said to me, “no company deserves to deal with a union, but if a company is unionized, they deserve it”.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun fact, when I took leave from big brown to work for the teamsters, I lost my overtime, had to pay for my pension, and my health insurance got worse. Weird to think about.

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Definitely one of my favorites. Can’t wait to visit again!!!

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The piss tank on the ISS is now 35% full.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the answer Jesus?

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I wish I could

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Hashtag blessed

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

I honestly feel so awful about this. Makes me thankful for my union gig.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social)

The Jared Sandler segment is consistently the most wheels off segment on radio

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I’m sure Reddit is handling it in a reasonable and mature fashion

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

It being available on the free side and not on the subscriber side is extremely flawed guy.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

That threads silence on the genocide in Gaza speaks volumes.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know if that would help, I think you’d need to be a walrus rider.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

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Last sode on my Spotify is the fantasy football preview from Monday.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

It would be rough to ride a Teddy Roosevelt walrus.

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Nice

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Candidly

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

It is good to be with you and of course it is.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s different but also the same.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

I can say that since I’m half Mexican now.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

If you ever change your mind, know that I support you.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

They make me feel pretty

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t you try to pretend you don’t know this, you woodworking son of a gun.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Chones

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Skivvys?

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

You clearly thought of everything

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a shirt featuring a cat wearing a spacesuit whilst surfing?

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Drawers

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Not at all, the more the merrier!! knockout.dumbzone.com

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Thank you for your support

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

I had sympathy tum tum hurts.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

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Bird feeder with a camera?

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Strap up made me laugh out loud

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Business Monday

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent description. For every decent cookie they have, there’s 4-5 that are butt.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

If you take nothing else away, I’m sure Vanessa appreciates that you never talk to the police without an attorney.

Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 (@dannybiscuits.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we have a solid idea already