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When I decline to perform the Remix to Ignition at karaoke night I am a MARTYR for JUSTICE
Shout out to everyone who stayed up late to make sure Notre Dame didn't get away with it
Stop talking about their fake values and focus on our own actual values
Saying the worst thing you could possibly say about a dead person is still less morally wrong than casting a single vote for that man
The algorithm simply knows the one thing all people yearn for is s*lid w*od f*rniture
In not resting until Cracker Barrel changes to the mid-90's "teal and steel" Detroit Pistons logo
Your sponsors are not going to be happy about this
Ok the other dreams are constantly mundane but that restaurant sounds awesome
Nice module
Which commissioners are present/absent?
DARTH PETE
I gotta testify Come up on the spot looking
Maybe sometime on his security detail could show him how to do a proper pull-up
(some doubt)
MSU vs MSU snubbed big time
They made a non-standard request so he had to review the matter with his supervisor
Apples: red, crunchy, thin skin Oranges: orange, chewy, thick skin See? Easy
People who say you can't compare apples to oranges are actually just really bad at comparing things
News Hob™️
Adding this post to the handful
Now That's What I Call News
President Leaks
You can either own land or vote. Choose one or the other.
Wales is gonna be MAD
Nevermind it's raining now too. Booooring
HEAT LIGHTNING
Just once I'd like to spend the summer at my idyllic small town lake house without unearthing secrets that send me careening through a past I thought was long left behind
Subway has found their least problematic spokes person yet
10/10 bay bay post
Not sure but just be careful with that one in the middle.
Ok but where will I go for mammoth savings?
They should have become real engineers instead (the kind that drive trains)
Ah yes the "no backsies" doctrine
I interned at NPR one summer. Suggested they just use a larger desk for those concerts. Was fired immediately.
I'm the youngest of 4. My mom used to like to tell me she was glad she didn't stop at a reasonable number of children.
I like how they had some extra peices so they just glued em up next to the door
I was really surpassed when I first started working an office job how all the old guys would sit around and complain about their wives. I thought it was more of a boomer thing but maybe it's breaking through? I just remember sitting there nodding along thinking "I... like my wife"
Ok but when I do it it's funny
🎤Cut my life into pieces.. 🎤
So all four of my preferred candidates made it through the Detroit primary and I just realized that 3 of their 4 opponents in the general election have criminal convictions Detroit politics baby!
The internet was a mistake
Agree
August is such a good month it doesn't even need holidays
WELL ?? - dashare.zone ADMIN
We live in a stupid time, yet nobody celebrates my own unique blend of stupidity
PSA to the youth: any millennial can be defeated in single combat simply by shouting the words "HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD"
Poke
Cute
There's only one person connected to "sharpiegate" and it's the dumb guy who did the sharpieing
Bars
Saving the Detroiters a click: our guy and his wig are on the list
As an engineer, it's easier to skip the 13th floor than to build it then have to remove it later due to a curse or poltergeist
People are asking a lot of questions about my"no political pressure on the agency" hat which are already answered by the hat.
IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
The thing to remember in the Superman discourse is that we're all, of course, used to interacting with superheros and, as a result, know their politics quite well. Most on the right are afraid to step foot in large cities and thus believe superheros are fictional characters.
they have pictures of you guys in here
Good post, Kate
True but only if it's USB rechargeable. (If it runs on D cells I will still need the thereby.)
Printing this out wallet-size for use as a quick reference/field guide
Dude came to SIT
Lol copilot is hallucinating big time. Cincinnati in the Big 12? Didn't anyone check these first?
AN AMERICAN PILOT HAS FLOWN HIS PLANE INTO THE MOUTH OF THE ALIEN SHIP WITH A LIVE MISSILE AND TRIGGERED A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!
Even if the economy grows by 3% that's like $800 billion in GDP growth. How does that offset $1 trillion in debt?
Possibly the tamest college hijink imaginable
Have you tried tweeting at them?
I'm not saying the Sorcerer's Stone plot was trash but if one of the brilliant professors had just put up a nest camera instead of another dumb enchantment they wouldn't have needed a bunch of 12yos to bail them out.
also imagine seeing this photo and not laughing, even a little, even despite yourself - how did the CBP agents not need to stifle a laugh when they saw this on the kid’s phone
Ranked choice primaries is something a lot more cities should be doing (Detroit I'm looking at you👀)
First Susan of the year!
I'm not a weapons deal negotiator but it seems like Iran knowing with absolute certainty that the super sized US bombs cannot destroy their underground nuclear lair might have hurt the administration's negotiating position.
Caught some Australian football on tv while at a Canadian bar over the weekend and man, what an awesome sport. Just 36 dudes chasing the same ball on a field too large to fit into any American stadium. Awesome.
The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.
Already blocked by a list I subscribe to. The system works!
Don't live in nyc so I assume elections still function in the exact fashion depicted in Gangs of New York
Reboot the holiday calendar with only holidays that celebrate freedom from slavery. Every other celebration is lame by comparison.
It's a complicated question and he unfortunately lacks the patience to watch the six to thirty hours of media required to understand the nuance
My son peed his pants while playing hide and seek at school today. Not if he's having a potty training setback or if he's just that serious about hide and seek
Instead of saying "I am issuing guidance to adhere to the following", they phrase this as if they are citing guidance from others but the others are actually a long-dead foreign official not authorized to issue guidance. One downside of brevity is you might end up saying nothing at all 🤷♂️
My 4yo pulled this guy from a bag of miscellaneous action figures we got at a garage sale. Having no knowledge of Star Wars he looks up at me and asks "is this a good guy or a bad guy?"
Seems like there's one group trying to put on a good show and everyone else is just there so they don't get fined
The zoo should be illegal. Not for animal rights reasons, but because no one should ever have to walk that much.
The only king I’ll acknowledge:
I like using Snapchat, I just have to remember to click a few random sports team accounts after watching my friend's stories, or else the algorithm reverts to filling my feed with ass models
So what's the thought process behind re-posting this every 10-15 minutes?
Given their combined net worth this could be the most expensive beef in history, but it's a moot point since that record will soon be broken by actual beef once these tariffs hit
Good molecule, Drew
Uzbekistan has punched its ticket to the 2026 World Cup! 🇺🇿
Oh wow that's really sumnthing
May technically not be true for anther month but I'm not going to do the math or look it up
I've gone to alterations places to have them fix the hem on a tee shirt I like. If the garment still has mileage on it it's worth it. Usually simple repairs like that are pretty inexpensive anyway.
It's good that public schools are free but these DPS robocalls I get 5+ times per week have me wishing I could pay extra for an ad-free version
Ok haters, tell me this: if Pokemon aren't real how could their fossils be featured at one of the nation's foremost natural history museum?
Favorite thing about Dragonball Z was how the characters would always eat massive amounts of food after their epic, super powered battles. American superhero stories alway miss this. You're saying Spiderman pulled a teetering school bus back on to the bridge and didn't need a recovery meal after?
Nothing more infuriating than a smart TV that doesn't allow you to force-quit an app when it crashes. Windows 95 shit.