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Ed 😬

@darket696.bsky.social

Gaming, biking, Star Wars, lover of tech and nature

created September 23, 2024

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HAHAHAAGAGAGAVVAVVVHAHAHAH

1/9/2025, 6:12:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀝

1/9/2025, 2:46:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF DO YOU MEAN MOPED YOU CHEEKY LITTLE FUC.....

1/9/2025, 2:41:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's hardly a choice now is it πŸ™„

1/9/2025, 2:40:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop projecting your weird behavioural disorders on me Daniel !

30/8/2025, 10:03:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am funny 😁

30/8/2025, 8:44:32 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not as prehistoric as your sense of humour

29/8/2025, 11:22:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YOU DID WHAT ???

29/8/2025, 10:07:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣🀣🀣

29/8/2025, 4:33:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flush that little pink bastard ! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

28/8/2025, 5:37:07 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aww, they even included little tables for small people ☺️

28/8/2025, 5:35:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ”₯

28/8/2025, 5:35:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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X X X X X X X X X

28/8/2025, 5:34:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is cursed

28/8/2025, 10:03:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can only offer you my deepest sympathy and friendship.

28/8/2025, 12:25:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm fed up not hard up mate, so I think I'll have to pass πŸ‘Œ

28/8/2025, 12:20:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ«‚

28/8/2025, 12:11:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀦

26/8/2025, 7:20:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just felt that The Mandalorian became a side story in his own show in an attempt to create a connection between other shows, and as a stepping stone to more characters and shows that inevitably didn't get off the drawing board.

25/8/2025, 1:31:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Andor, Clone wars and rebels, were i think the only episodic productions that were consistent in their quality. Mando tailed off badly in the 3rd season, doing what Disney does best in trying to spin off with new characters that we'll never see again 🀷

25/8/2025, 1:10:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The secret to anything that's deemed as family entertainment is making sure that the adults as well as children are equally entertained. It's why, in the past, Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, etc, were so popular and culturally significant 🀷

25/8/2025, 1:01:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My issue with Disney is that there is basically zero direction, and they have no idea who their audience are and what they want and are constantly fighting to make Star Wars a Disney creation rather than a Lucas one, and thats a legacy they'll never escape from.

25/8/2025, 12:50:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, every time I log on, i get that feeling of Deja Vu when I see the same take from the local opinion police thats usually the opposite of what they posted a week prior, e.g its ok to be critical, it's not ok to be critical as if we're not all individuals but some hive mind πŸ™„

25/8/2025, 10:45:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, that's the thing, isn't it. If people concentrated on just doing what they want instead of chasing ridiculous trends, fads, and jumping on the hype train, they'd be much more content 🀷

25/8/2025, 10:04:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*smoking

25/8/2025, 9:58:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elite on the Spectrum 48k. Space combat game, procedurally generated worlds, 8 galaxies to explore, trading, combat, piracy, ship upgrades, and role playing in 1984 !

25/8/2025, 9:57:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nerd

24/8/2025, 6:12:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ™

24/8/2025, 6:11:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't burn yourself out mate πŸ™„

24/8/2025, 6:10:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😬😬😬😬😬

24/8/2025, 10:34:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or put it in the dish washer πŸ‘Œ

24/8/2025, 10:20:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get the bucket and sponge out πŸ₯³

24/8/2025, 10:12:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uncles 😭😭😭😭😭

23/8/2025, 10:16:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, it's shit. I remember thinking Β£10 was an extravagant amount to spend on a night in with a pizza, and buying a game was a once a year event, and that was usually a wow expansion. You're smart and young, things will get better i promise

23/8/2025, 10:05:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Speaking as someone with experience, it won't always be like this. You'll look back one day and wonder how you survived.

23/8/2025, 9:39:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's obviously more visually disgusting. However, most normal people don't wipe their ass, pick their nose, or rummage around in an ear with their feet 🀷

23/8/2025, 7:14:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think so. Your friend is just excited about her wedding and wants you to be a part of it. You're feeling under pressure because you don't want to let her down. If I were you, I'd discuss a cut-off date as to when you'll make a final decision. It'll take the anxiety out of it.

23/8/2025, 10:25:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is she trying to normalise you using one Dan πŸ€”

23/8/2025, 12:11:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you seen the movie of this yet ?

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22/8/2025, 11:51:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Educated guess 🀷

22/8/2025, 10:56:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be thankful you never had to use a twin tub washing machine πŸ˜‚

22/8/2025, 10:55:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's so strange. The last time I saw a top loading dryer or washing machine was at my grandparents in the 1980s πŸ˜‚

22/8/2025, 10:51:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ngl, I was really excited when I got my new washing machine 😬

22/8/2025, 10:50:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're an elf ?

22/8/2025, 10:49:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahh the good old days 😌

22/8/2025, 10:48:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck yeah 😎 πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

22/8/2025, 10:40:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll join you

22/8/2025, 10:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha, and you just fine mate πŸ‘Œ

22/8/2025, 10:37:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot British man eh ? 😁

22/8/2025, 10:33:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You make up with it in charisma mate πŸ˜ƒ

22/8/2025, 10:32:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno, you pull off being bald pretty well tbh 🀷😊

22/8/2025, 10:31:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you mate πŸ₯°

21/8/2025, 9:21:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you Mark ❀️

21/8/2025, 2:42:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you dan 😊

21/8/2025, 2:01:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you MarKus ❀️

21/8/2025, 10:05:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks sam mate ❀️

21/8/2025, 10:00:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

21/8/2025, 9:15:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the time mate. The longer you live, the more all the shit that life throws at you accumulates. It's ok to be angry and pissed off. It's how we begin to put things behind us and move forward rather than simmering for years, feeling that you're not in control of your life.

21/8/2025, 9:14:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you so much 😊

21/8/2025, 9:01:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks mate 😊

21/8/2025, 9:00:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you ❀️

21/8/2025, 9:00:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha thanks mate. Made it to that half century πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

21/8/2025, 9:00:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You might need to disable other wake things related to the mouse in the device manager as sometimes they are seen as a keyboard

20/8/2025, 7:53:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha no problem 😊

20/8/2025, 7:33:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That and your Grindr profile no doubt... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

20/8/2025, 7:30:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This place looks amazing, you gonna take me there ? πŸ₯Ή

20/8/2025, 7:29:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Old people shit' 🀨

20/8/2025, 7:27:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can. Go into device manager, mice and other pointing devices, power management, and deselect allow this device to wake the computer πŸ₯³

20/8/2025, 7:24:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not all that bad, and the monthly subscription fee he pays to be my friend really offsets any unpleasantness I have to endure πŸ™„

20/8/2025, 9:03:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember it like it was yesterday, you cheeky shit.. I remember letting my mate drive us into Nottingham in my Toyota Supra, I remember getting very drunk in Rock City, I remember the police kindly asking me NOT to climb up Nottingham cathedral and I remember my mate NOT keeping to speed limits πŸ–•

18/8/2025, 2:44:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoy it while it lasts πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

18/8/2025, 1:49:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's because you're SIMPly the best πŸ™‚

18/8/2025, 1:48:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's your problem?, those are whiter than his pert little ass πŸ˜‹

17/8/2025, 9:30:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmm. I'd probably find where you live ..... πŸ˜‚

16/8/2025, 10:25:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

16/8/2025, 3:03:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not suggesting I'm better than you, but I'm certainly less irritable and thats just a fact 🀣🀣

16/8/2025, 3:01:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit mate, hope your ok, have you been to the vet yet ? ❀️

16/8/2025, 2:59:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, I'm generally immune to other people's nonsensical opinions, especially when it's trivialities. prefer to mock them for my own amusement more than anything πŸ˜ƒ

16/8/2025, 2:56:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I'm Angel and I'm still a fucking nerd πŸ€“ "

16/8/2025, 2:53:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its horrific

15/8/2025, 5:55:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JESUS TIFA CHRISTℒ️ @crystaldsmith.bsky.social

15/8/2025, 5:47:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She does love beans 🫘

15/8/2025, 5:44:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

15/8/2025, 5:44:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm a lesbian too Jourdan, wanna go on a 5 min date and move in with me the next day ? 😚

15/8/2025, 5:43:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 5:13:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes TWO birds, Lola and Mr Pickles

15/8/2025, 5:07:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ™πŸ«‚

15/8/2025, 5:01:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, I have 2 actually πŸ˜‚

15/8/2025, 4:56:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Daniel, can you not just be nice for, i dunno, 24 hours , you can go back to calling me a cunt then πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15/8/2025, 4:56:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you ❀️

15/8/2025, 4:33:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope that after finally joining the PC master race that you feel better than everyone else, especially those console peasants πŸ™„πŸ˜‚ @helexzura.bsky.social @steelcut.bsky.social @thedazeel.bsky.social

15/8/2025, 4:32:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just gone to the pub with Lola and the landlady brought out a bowl of fruit for her ❀️

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πŸ«‚

15/8/2025, 10:07:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you Cookie. Coming from you, that means a lot. I know you sometimes struggle and given even a 10th of your resilience, I know I'll be ok ❀️

15/8/2025, 10:07:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So true. Someone told me once that if you dont show your daughters love, then they'll think some guy saying 'I love you' is what love is .

14/8/2025, 9:44:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait... did you just give me the bird ? 😠

14/8/2025, 9:41:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love you too mate πŸ’™

14/8/2025, 9:27:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you mate πŸ«‚β€οΈ

14/8/2025, 9:15:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you Jo ❀️

14/8/2025, 9:14:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view