Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree.
Working on it. She/her.
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I agree.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
"So disappointment" feels right though. It's like men being too headache.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
My heart hurts for you. This is just so fucked up. You don't deserve this.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
People on TikTok are calling JB "Papa Pritzker" and like I love him too but let's all calm down
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Bella ciao?! Fuck you!!!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
I am literally crying and wheezing this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time pleeeease (sorry for the link but their downloads are off) www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6wbs2Nc/
more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Ilu
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
I kinda hope it was a woman
Dr Alex Cruikshanks (@alexsaysstuff.bsky.social) reposted
The Colorado school shooting being at most a footnote in all the reporting is the most flagrantly insulting thing.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
One thing I won't be watching is the Charlie Sheen documentary. Get that shit outta my face.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
It's hard to imagine wanting to travel here. Like we have a ton of majestic and historical sites to see, but our society is sooo sick.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
When I went to Canada, I really felt like I luxuriated in public spaces, not having to worry about being shot.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a big old WELP
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if he knew what happened or if it was all too fast
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
No TikTok for me today. I don't need to see that shit and I doubt there's any way to avoid it.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume they threw a giant bag of money at him and that was enough âđïļâđïļ
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Mellifluous
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently not and they're happy to step on trans people to get more
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
JAMES NOOOO
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg, so enraging. It's easy to see why my driver's ed teacher always warned us that parking lots were one of the most dangerous places to drive. BOLLARDS NOW
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
ðð
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
She in no way looked around before she pulled out. And in general, the parents in this parking lot don't give the kids the right away when they're crossing the lot. They will pull out right in front of them. It makes me wanna punch them in the teeth.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank goodness you were there to see it happen and deal with it immediately
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Thinking about losing my everloving shit on the grandma who almost ran over my son at school pick-up yesterday
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
This robin has been posted up in this exact position for at least 20 minutes. I've never seen a bird so still for so long. Sunbathing?
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
We had a really nice time at my mom's 70th bday luncheon and then my aunt helped herself to like 85% of the leftovers before we had even finished dessert! What a choice when you didn't pay for anything or idk let the birthday girl pack some for herself!!!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
POV, you live with a child
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
No cap!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Death of the author, etc.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Blue jays love to scream in the morning and honestly I get it
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
I was checking out this podcast today, and my first impression is that the host and guest both sounded EXACTLY like that Kundalini cult leader lady. Not just in what they had to say, but their actual voices, tones, and cadences as well ðŽ
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so sickened and infuriated. It's all so soul-crushing.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I know it's petty, but if he's doing that to every car, it's hundreds of dollars a month I bet!!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Automatic car wash overcharged me by a dollar and then only dispensed 50 cents as a refund and if the owner thought I wouldn't gonna chase him down for it, he was wrong ð
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Based on two recent CT scans, I'm fairly certain the soul-crushing "cramps" I experienced a few months ago were actually an ovarian cyst rupturing. I just laid on the couch in agony and suffered through it. And they say women are the weaker sex. Lol.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
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Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Steal away! It was really fun to put together and she looooved it :)
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm glad you think so! I hope she likes them.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
My brother-in-law is a chef, so he's opening up his restaurant for us privately and then doing a whole meal. I think we're having fried chicken and crab Rangoon and a whole bunch of stuff. We also have a giant dessert table with a bunch of different chocolatey things.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
The vintage Beatles magazines. I thought they were fun.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Having a surprise luncheon for my mom's 70th bday today. My sisters & I got her presents representing each decade of her life. I got her a puzzle of the NYT front page the day she was born (50s), vintage Beatles magazines (60s), a custom picture wall-hanger thingy (2020s), & some beautiful flowers
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't seen this one!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
The Edge of Tomorrow. What a picture!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Full of shit FOR SURE. It was her from the beginning.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Her husband can also catch these fists and boots
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a reply under this from someone who blocked me who is one of the most insufferable bitches on this platform. Overly familiar, forever giving unwanted advice, ALWAYS chiming in w something unhelpful and unnecessary. I hope she sees this somehow because she needs to know she fucking SUCKS!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Omg just finishing the Ruby Franke documentary and LET ME AT THIS BITCH
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
This slayed me
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so glad he didn't fuck with her.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Sharing for all in Chicagoland www.handsoffchicago.com
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Wait the signs of Marfan syndrome are called stigmata??
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
My physical therapists's encouraging but noncommittal answer to my question about whether I was halfway done with therapy since I'm 8 weeks in was noted ð
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw, bummer
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg I died reading this
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Back off, migraine!! ðĪš ð
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I got to see George Carlin do something similar to an audience member in Las Vegas who tried to heckle him for cursing too much. Imagine the audacity. It was amazing to behold.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
A thing of beauty is a joy forever www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday!!! Hope it's grand. Mom, get it together.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
I absolutely love to not learn my lesson about GERD and extremely regret it in the wee hours of the morning
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
WAT
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
And for being scared!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh interesting!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
It's truly crazy
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
He has broken my heart a thousand times and I will always come back for more
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow I love how everything is so normal nowadays!!!!! ð
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Saaaame I could cry just thinking about Wolfie and Traveling Jack. And of course Henry Leyden. Omg I bawled my eyes out over him.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
The EMT was very professional and gentle with MIL, but I could tell she was like JESUS WOMAN, ARE YOU GOOD?? beneath her demeanor. And MIL tried to refuse to go to the ER! (This all started because she choked on food, btw. She was also mad my nurse sister gave her the Heimlich. A very weird lady.)
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
My MIL bragged for years about not being on any meds. I eventually realized she just never went to the doctor, which makes that pretty easy. When she was forced to have her BP taken by EMTs and have follow-ups, we found out she regularly runs in the 220+ range systolic. Lady, take the fucking meds!!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I AM CALLING THE POLICE
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
The only gummy nerds I've had was a little brick that was weed-infused. I ate it in the bathroom at Hamilton and then took a trip to Jupiter, so I'm not really in a good position to say how much I enjoyed it or not. I was too busy putting my breathing into manual gear.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I always saw him as too much of a dog until I saw the illustrations. Oh man, I love them both so much ð
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok I will try them sometime. For science.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Love this one. I always see the illustrations from Michael Whelan.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate gummy anything but I fully realize I am on the outside and weak and will stay here in my box of shame
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
God I do love this movie and idolize her character
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya gotta get one of those perpetually youthful actors (like Elijah Wood) and age them up a bit when starting filming so they age into it for real as you go along
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
One of my talents is spotting fake smokers a mile away. ðŊ
Jac (@jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social) reposted
I should be able to see what my brain is doing, acknowledge it, and then have it quit doing that. Like hi, I see you, are you done? Thanks
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay!!!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
So maddeningly insane this is even a concern!!!!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Aw man the veneer vultures got Chloe Grace Moretz ð
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
My daughter is reading this mystery! www.goodreads.com/book/show/20...
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Hellllll no, it should not even be legal. They can't consent to that!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
I grew up like 5 minutes from this place. Whenever they did a world record jump, we would go lie in the street to watch, and you could hear the wind hitting their jumpsuits from the ground. A lot of interesting characters out there, but holy shit, I can't believe how young the owner started jumping.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
They just...say shit. They live in a fantasy world of yearning nostalgia for a time that never existed. It's beyond bizarre.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh, that sounds awful. Interesting, though, how the sleeping mind interpolates things. I once dreamed my sister and I were skiing when she suddenly sat down on the mountain and started eating donuts and exclaiming how good they were. Woke up and sister was really saying that in the kitchen nearby ð
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Last night I dreamed that a doctor was painfully pushing on my shoulder and ignoring me yelling that I had just had my rotator cuff fixed, and I'm just now realizing I was probably lying on it and dreaming of the pain, like when you dream you have to pee because you really do
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social)
Weirdo new guy security guard checked out my boobs today so I immediately also glanced down at them and looked back up at him like my homemade GIF below. I hope it made him uncomfortable because I sure was.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Sending good thoughts. Fuck cancer.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
It's such an unexpected bop
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
SO. HOT.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
I was wondering is he name-searched to find that post, yikes
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to be dramatic but stuff like this makes me clinically insane
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
You're annoying. That's how. You're correcting me about an opinion I hold.
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
It makes me soooo mad!!
Stacey Prosecco (@darlingstarling.bsky.social) reply parent
Gee I wonder why bsky.app/profile/jond...