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Bit of dioxin? Dash of Novichuk. Soupçon is polonium 210?

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“Did I give you permission to use my personal data to contact me for this purpose? Did I??”

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And Patton was perfect for the role

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No no, 5* Ibis hotels /s

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I occasionally get that. Press and hold the capacitive power , by the volume touch-slide and it’ll reboot and should load

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Love 6 and still like to take the Nosferatu up for a spin but never really got on with 7

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I did like the Kirk/Scotty moment. Now we know who got him on the hard stuff.

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Was that how you could tell who was the king?

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Nixon learned that in 1960

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Finally done mine. Turns out then we’re on the wrong leg

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“Made in China”

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We do seem to be going through Idiocracy 2.0 Waiting for the next windy day in Birmingham…

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He needs a seriously hard kick in the testies. Launch them into orbit.

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A mastic asphalt spreader. From a careers video 1984-ish

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Been to the US dozens of times and still never actually been in a Buc-ees. Closest was 2 years ago but it wasn’t quite open yet.

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More distance between the egg and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use the sausage as a breakwater.

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Sir Killalot. Tom nailed same as I did.

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Go smell the roses. Lose yourself in a good book or ten. Try something new. We’ll still be here when you come back.

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0.6? Someone is getting fired

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All the trees are brown? Gone cloudless here. Touch cooler too.

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Lol cat

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“Yer honour. I was just donating this sofa and mattress to Winnie the Pooh, Tigger et all in Hundred Acre Wood”

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Next, tried to prove black is white

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Show off

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Eurovision 1975

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All that was missing was: Personal Log. My last day on assignment to USS Enterprise. Tomorrow I catch a transport to Earth to marry my sweetheart, settle down in our home with our dog, Patch and cat, Mittens.

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This will anger the goddess, Anoia

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It’s mandatory. That and give the power tool a couple of blips before use. A prayer to the DIY gods

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Now we await the Fall 26 itineraries.

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www.screwfix.com/p/hylec-teet... IP68

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Crosookie or cookant?

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@warringtonguardian.bsky.social

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Tongo?

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Just did my bribery one. “What would you do if someone offered you cash to sign a contract?” Apparently “take it then send a mail saying I’m not important enough to make deal” is wrong

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Training like that has nothing to do with you understanding the subject better. It has everything to do with being able to throw you under the bus if you make a mistake. “well you did receive training…”

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“Mountain of pasta” you say…

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Job in the library for you, Heslop.

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But what if they said “I don’t like Taylor”

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They best not announce Star Trek: Janeway then

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Mercedes read as “No more? No, more Teams”

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Come for the national parks. Stay for the Central American torture prison.

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In a bowl, rinse and drain the worst of the water off

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Run.The. FUCK. Away. Before he kills you.

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The flukeman still gives me the hebbie jebbies

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I called to order a place but all I got was Ave Maria

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Yes. Gone upstairs, got to the top and thought “why did I come up here?”. Go back down and suddenly remember why you went up. It’s called a Senior Moment.

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I wonder if the hamster site they refer to is x hamster and it has nothing to do with hamsters

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Oedipus Complex is real

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From what I’ve seen, they get written, everyone pats themselves on the back and it gets thrown into a drawer never to see the light of day again. Usually after a management change

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Immortalised in Darryl F. Zanuck masterpiece ‘The Longest Day’ where he was portrayed by Pipe Major Leslie de Laspee

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Not sure about him but the British army used the PIAT. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIAT

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Not to rub it in, but I’m off to bed

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Private Bill Millin en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Mi...

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Now only used for the annual rounding up of Haggis for the drive to market.

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Schools out for summer and Cod is on the piss. Outstanding.

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Not a drag queen Not trans

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Don’t call them zombies

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Run. Run away as fast as you can. Away from his skanky ass towel and him in general. Go directly to a sexual health clinic and get tested.

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🫡

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As long as it’s not an Edosian pint of Guinness.

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Check the other doors. If it has a family package you get 2

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Join the club but then I’ve had 3 hours sleep in the last 24 hours. 2 ibuprofen and I’m lights out

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@thecrimeagents.bsky.social Hi. Loving the podcast. A question for Neil. On TikTok there has been a surge in so-called ‘auditors’ who’s only reason to exist is to waste police time and generally be a nuisance to officers. Thoughts and there need to be power to deal with public filming etc?

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Similar near me. New estate built but the road to access is privately owned and needs resurfacing. Council want to adopt but landowner says “no thanks, I’m good”. I hear the local solicitors are already ordering their Ferrari.

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Next week: men shocked that Sabrina wears old T and sweat pants when not performing.

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National service for them. Nice and patriotic

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@rorycj.bsky.social Rory. I assume you’re already aware but just in case.

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Redwood or wood that is red?

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Fair enough. Back to bed I go

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Don’t forget his driver, Clarence.

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And just being able to use a duvet without melting. Also means starting holiday season for the child-free

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Roll on season of mists and mellow fruitfulness

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Sell them to anglers.

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Shift worker adage. If you’re off for a day, you may as well be off for 2. If you’re off for 2 you may as well be off for the 4

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The word “fun” was a red flag.

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You silly, twisted boy

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And there it goes, 90,050

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Just want you want to hear about before bed. Gregg going commando

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Hopefully the next big drop is just around the corner…

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I read that as Covid football trials

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Engage in conjugal unpleasantness with Johnson?

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But not her, of course. Nice solid gold medical benefits she has there

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In space, everybody wears leather. Avon in Blake’s Seven

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I’ll bet not one is a drag queen

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Cooling sheet. Soak in water, wring out and sleep under it. As it dries, it cools you. Managed 7 hours

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Sleep shorts. Nothing but sleep shorts

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Yes. Yes he is.

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It takes us years of practice…