Ok so the kids don't know the other one even exists, so did one of them just take a whole baby into another country?
As you can see, I just don't fear death. In fact, the more time I spend on this app, the more I yearn for it.
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Ok so the kids don't know the other one even exists, so did one of them just take a whole baby into another country?
Yeah.
I'm just saying it's not always that deep!
if it has a cloud next to it it means that at one point in their lives they had downloaded it for a time ranging from 1 second to like a decade, lmao
@seanrosssapp.bsky.social @fightful.com scoop?
So do all funeral homes just look the same or what? #Raw
Bronson said "all yeet, no skeet" π
and now Nick Aldis is Cody Rhodes' boss.
also a great double double entendre for a name. quadruple entendre?
Oh, let me go jot both of those things down. Anyway, preferred flowers?
I just don't wanna be the "I liked the picture on the bottle Β―\_(γ)_/Β―" guy!
I'd bring wine and flowers but it sounds like you're set π
Every time you talk about your house, real or imaginary, all I know is I want to live there. Consider a room for me in your outlandish money thing?
(the joke is he stole that belt)
"Nobody does a goodbye like me. The best, the strongest, everybody says so. When I say goodnight, it is total victory. And now, the biggest, most powerful bang you have ever seen. Goodbye! And goodnight! BANG!"
6:30 for me, which is WORSE because my alarm goes off at 7.
I think it'd be really funny if they awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Michelle Obama
Daredevil, Elektra, Deadpool and Wolverine. Suicide Squad, Birds of Prey, THEE Suicide Squad. I guess you're right, it just feels like there's much more of Margot Robbie's Harley because every single iteration adjusted to be more like it
That can't be right
So what he's saying is he wants Anthony Ingruber to do it
My sister's dog wanted to talk about ROH the other day. When I told him this week WWE is in Europe, he just looked at me with this dumb dog expression. I think that says it all
Here we go again
Damn imagine the amount of Fortnites you could run on that
If the movie Creed came out like 5 years later there's a real chance Rocky Balboa would be hosting a shitty manosphere podcast
I would like to hear Pierce Brosnan's bayou accent
She did that better than the person they hired to do some whipping, so they ended up having Michelle Pfeiffer's take in the movie. She rules
Who knows π
Ronald Radke making a real compelling case for Dumbest Man Alive
When your girl asks where you learned how to do that thing with your fingers:
Keith David, every day when I wake up:
Oh the BDSM harness Sandshrew?
I'd quit religion on the spot. Why does God need child soldiers?
I passed through here on vacation and everyone said they knew you
and just like the act, that was fun while it lasted
Netherlands too!
"what's up baby you about ready for bed?"
The man woke up one day and said
he puts on his jajamas
In the Netherlands this work is done by people who are on welfare. That way they still contribute and don't slip into just sleeping all day and maintain a 9-5 schedule which will ease them into getting a real job and off welfare.
YES
does my refrigerator get sad when i close the ahh i canβt even make jokes about this anymore. you people are fucking morons
They're playing Monopolizzle
Opportunity strikes
New Bayley merch idea #Raw #WrestleSky
Green Lantern John Stewart
Is your Netflix being weird too or is it just me? It just came back to normal as I was typing this π
I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING
I just need them to stop saying fuck and activating the censors π
New lock screen right there
I must've missed it through all the fucks they collectively said!
Blocked for not knowing Jay-Z off the top of my head is crazy
So what's the issue here? I'm confused
At this point I'm just amazed we're gatekeeping music based on what someone looks like
I don't feel like these situations are remotely comparable
..what if I didn't know what that meant π
I think I've heard Labi Siffre more than Eminem tbh
i dunno I just know the Eminem sample lol
*record scratch* slim shady
I KNOW IT'S D-O-DOUBLE-G
"I got bitches in the living room getting it on (but not with eachother ew) and they ain't leaving til six in the morn" -Snoop Dog, Gin & Juice
"I got bitches in the living room getting it on (but not with eachother ew) and they ain't leaving til six in the morn"
he's a trump supporter btw
*Val Venisβ’ voice* ..you know what nevermind
sup #WrestleSky I come bearing a gift.
there's really never going to be another TriMoon, man. RIP
Am i crazy or is every other Pokemon shiny?
How do you even buy ppvs on YouTube lol
We should only be so lucky
it's knives
I mean he kinda strolled over. I haven't kept up, is he in rough shape?
Ishii took his fucking time getting to the ring lol
I don't think that's how it works, bro. You gotta get something from the machine.
"We?" x3
Okay fine damn (I'll finish trimming later)
I wish the crowds would stop swearing so they'd stop muting the whole broadcast
"We deserve it" chants for Dublin Smackdown lmao
I was trimming my beard before Smackdown and I could hear it starting and now I have a handlebar moustache smh
It really has
Somehow it went Fox Kids > Jetix > DisneyXD
It was Fox Kids before Jetix I think? At least it was here
Old people referring to others by their display name instead of their @ is ALWAYS so good
Nothing! π€
What about them?
It was really good with those two that were threatened by the cyborg that was on the ship's crew
[obviously staged voice] But Shelly, what if I don't *have* a girl of my own?
take me with you i hate it here
Susan Yankee Stadium
Please π
Where are you traveling?
You'd think with all the rooms and cabins on the cruise ship they'd at least use the bathrooms in there.
