But could he play basketball?
He/Him. Leftist veterinary librarian. From Boston, now in Raleigh.
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But could he play basketball?
“Whomst be Robert the Bruce?”
No matter how many times I see it, the spin on the catch still looks like a video game glitch.
Here comes the pizza!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Miss him, just want him back, etc
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title. Tom Clancy's Goodnight Moon
That’s what I said!!!
It’s both art and science if you ask me
Abrogate
It’s ableist to complain about AI, obvs
Wowowowowowowow
This has legs as a TikTok sound for sure
And better he learn about you from The Skinwalker, tbh
I was literally about to post that Curbes Lurb got robbed. Well done
I would rather they wheel over the stairs and just let us stand around on the runway for 45 minutes before we can go inside
There hasn’t been a dappled country road in Medford for, I’m gonna say, 250 years.
Haha, same
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
It has a real Windows 95 aesthetic, but it’s surprisingly sophisticated, especially when it comes to email management.
I don’t want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple
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My sources are telling me that he is, in fact, allowed to have several coffee and has not received any for several weeks. Teach the controversy!
I had my daughter in my lap in her bed because she felt sick. Seconds later, everything was covered in puke
Just need to add a repechage for the best Round 1 losers as a second Round 2 play-in and it might be perfect
My daughter works at a kpop shop in Durham and it was MOBBED all weekend
😻😻😻
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
It’s not Memen T. O’Morty?
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I really hate this attitude towards house cleaners and other service workers. Believe it or not, they are actual people who understand things like “paying someone else to do a job you don’t want to do” and “taking a shit”
I think that’s a pretty good analogy! One big concern I have is the way it appears to encode/exacerbate our human biases. This is to be expected given it is trained on our biases, but at a time when removing our biases is so important, this seems to be a step backwards.
I’m terrified at the types of changes that could be made to PubMed here in the US.
OK, I figured it out. Cartoon is 1947, song is 1917, so my pick for a current version has Bugs singing “I Got 5 On It”
I wonder how old that song was when the cartoon came out. Like if they made that cartoon today, what song would he sing?
If they are walking towards you? And just after they pass you they burst into laughter? Just jump into the sewer my friend.
a university is not for generating profit, it provides cultural enrichment via weird little gremlin people who love visigoths or haikus, and very occasionally a scientist who figures out faster than light travel
I wish I hadn’t done life in Ironman mode. I could use a save scum every once in a while
Oh man, I forgot about potatoes. My wife has a gluten sensitivity and there is wheat in everything. Coffee creamer is the latest crazy one I came across.
Around here it feels like all the best restaurants open in the suburbs, since it’s too expensive to open them downtown.
Oh that’s rough. I think I could more easily go gluten-free or vegan than I could give up tomatoes. And there must be so much casual cross contamination. My sympathies
Hey, I’m only 48.
Whenever a liberal Xer tries to tell me that they are amazed that our generation is so bad, I just ask them to remember who they went to high school with.
One of the worst parts about working in an academic library is that I don't really get to do much readers' advisory. We are getting a "Popular Reading" section this fall, so hopefully that will offer some opportunities!
It's gotta be in contention for best fight scene of all time, right?
I mean, he still hit the home run. That gets him expletive middle name status forever in my book
He’ll always be Aaron Fucking Boone to me
I went to the Dublin Archaeology Museum last year and they had an amazing exhibit that included some bog mummies and it was really touching
Very cool! I’m a former preservationist (now librarian) but I’ll definitely check this out
They absolutely have not built GPS tracking into that rickety ass street sign.
Give a Bich a Chonce
You’re horny up the wrong tree. Don’t cry over horny milk. Every cloud has a horny lining.
Absolutely A. You are B in this scenario.
It genuinely sucked being a Patriots fan towards the end of the Brady era, because winning the SB didn’t feel like an accomplishment, it was just meeting expectations, and anything less was a crushing disappointment.
In Italian, for good luck, you say "in bocca al lupo", which means "in the mouth of the wolf"... so in bocca al lupo, Cait! (the expected response is "crepi il lupo", which means "may the wolf die")
I read something recently that talked about how the hypocrisy was *the point* — they are trying to demonstrate their power by highlighting how their words and actions are not bound by the concepts of fairness or equality
I heard someone the other day (maybe you?) suggest that it is solely because he has a cool/memorable name
Could you put the key literally on the knob that they would touch as they exit the shed? It’s got to be in the way somehow.
For me the way to deal with something like this is to make it so they have to interact with. Like I put a door on our dryer that says “empty lint trap” and you have to lift the door before you turn the dryer on.
Different art form, but I distinctly remember hearing Dave Matthews Band's What Would You Say for the first time while driving in the car and thinking this isn't exactly my thing, but these guys are going to be famous forever.
thinking about the fact that mario owning a golden helicopter, a personal hideout, and being willing to imprison an ape indefinitely are some of the very first things we learn about him predating other character traits like "being a plumber" or "luigi"
Severance clears all of these, and I’ll add the first two seasons of For All Mankind as another contender
Dead To Me was so great!
My wife has a plan to do something similar and then be put into a medically induced coma for several weeks
Can't think of a name for it, but is "Mind the gap" an example?
Finally! The tip of that juuuust got me, Odell.
Her full name was Lorraine Florentine and she could also make a mean omelette.
Age verification? My first browser was NCSA Mosaic.
"hose drinkers" as a pejorative for Gen X is so good
You also have to pick one of three "rap" breaks to know by heart: "One Week", "Hook", or "Radio Song" (I'm "Hook")
Luckily I work at a veterinary school, so random blood stains aren’t *that* unusual
I make a mess of myself with a frequency that requires it. One time I had a minor medical procedure in the morning before work, and somehow bled through the bandage, meaning that I walked into the coffee shop with blood all over the back of my shirt.
I have desk deodorant, toothbrush, razor and polo shirt, and each have saved me on more than one occasion
Get those littles $10 of Uncrustables and Capri Sun on me.
In the funniest universe this ends with you getting a backyard chicken that neither of you want, but you both think the other person wants.
wait, what?
Happy Birthday to my favorite Bsky kitties!
Secret Base always makes me curious to try a prepackaged meal plan, but I’m never sure which one
Oh, for sure it is! I think she was thinking more like building trades and whatnot (my stepfather was a carpenter).
Oh absolutely Rax. My mother had a theory that in high school, everyone should be required to work one summer in retail, one summer doing manual labor, and one summer in food service.
Oh, I have been watching the Slate....
I had one in high school and it helped me land a hot girlfriend... who I have now been married to for 27 years, so I have to agree.
Put an electric motor in this and they would sell 1,000,000
got some real breakfast ninjas in here
Haha, that was my daughter’s favorite restaurant when we lived on the Cape
I always think Channing Tatum’s name should be Tanning Chatum
And you knew you were going to get good performances out of Moore and Bacon, and Meghann Fahy has been sneaky good for a while, but Milly Alcock was a revelation
Exactly the same. I kept repeating “I am so impressed by this show!” I loved the way it absolutely refused to make anyone the villain.
Sirens was SO GOOD. I can’t remember the last time I saw a show with such real characters
Dave "Hendu" Henderson
You mean like, a gate that they open to welcome all the new gamers to their supportive and egalitarian community of practice? I could see that.
But gamers are usually so cool and chill online?
Cook Out is massively overrated on account of it being the place where high schoolers hang out on a Friday night, so it gets a big nostalgia boost. A slaw dog with Cajun fries is the best they have to offer.
The architecture is great, the interior design is disgusting
“Mr. Penis was my father. Call me Weenis, please.”
Liz Phair, Rock Me
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The slumbering horde of defunct alt-weeklies is just waiting to be revived