lmao people on nextdoor love to talk about completely normal occurrences in the weepiest, most distraught phrasing you can imagine
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you know this person was also upset about the cracker barrel thing.
aug 24, 2025, 4:09 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm from Medford and there's no Cracker Barrel around but the equivalent was when Dunkin Donuts became just Dunkin lol Medford townies really wish they could live in 1998 forever
aug 24, 2025, 4:17 pm • 5 0 • view
they were probably still really upset by it even though they have never been there. its more about wanting the aesthetics of what they think rural life is while not actually having to live the shitty parts like driving 2 hours for groceries.
aug 24, 2025, 4:46 pm • 2 0 • view
I do think “Dunkin” is kind of stupid. On the other hand, I don’t care what they call themselves, I just wish they wouldn’t run out of cinnamon cake donuts and then not make any more.
aug 24, 2025, 4:29 pm • 2 0 • view
ah, social media syndrome has crept into normie corners too, i see
aug 24, 2025, 4:20 pm • 3 0 • view
People know there are actual tragedies in this world right?
aug 24, 2025, 4:12 pm • 6 0 • view
Press F to pay respects.
aug 24, 2025, 4:03 pm • 2 0 • view
medford sucks ass LOL
aug 24, 2025, 4:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Having half of a street have lanes, and then the rest of it not have lanes seems like an incredibly inefficient (and potentially dangerous) way to design traffic patterns.
aug 24, 2025, 3:56 pm • 4 0 • view
We live in the Age of the Drama Queens (and I include guys).
aug 24, 2025, 4:05 pm • 4 0 • view
man the people of massachusetts are absolutely in love with their terrible unmarked roads. they want to repaint the main street in my town which has an ambiguous number of lanes (1? 2?) and people are having a total meltdown about it
aug 24, 2025, 4:11 pm • 17 0 • view
Ha the same thing happened in my MA home town. My wife (from the Midwest) would lose her shit every time we drove there, “how do you know when you’re supposed to form a second lane?” It was more a feeling than actual rules. Kids today would say vibes.
aug 24, 2025, 7:22 pm • 7 0 • view
Only in the US can people be so embarrassing all the time
aug 24, 2025, 4:02 pm • 5 0 • view
ffs. this is Medford. a freaking suburb! it's not Mayberry!
aug 24, 2025, 4:28 pm • 4 0 • view
They can always move to the actual country for those dappled roads.
aug 24, 2025, 4:57 pm • 5 0 • view
Jesus, put it in your journal. 😂
aug 24, 2025, 4:26 pm • 8 0 • view
i saw a callout post for a dog on there once. named him and everything. cooper the newfoundland
aug 24, 2025, 4:34 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 5:28 pm • 0 0 • view
nimby poetry
aug 24, 2025, 3:53 pm • 95 0 • view
lines on the floor :< :< :<
aug 24, 2025, 4:20 pm • 8 0 • view
White lines take my sense Of peacefulness and calm $200 a gram. I remember When it was $40 or a handjob
aug 24, 2025, 4:13 pm • 3 0 • view
youtube.com/shorts/6snhT...
aug 25, 2025, 1:33 pm • 0 0 • view
lol, I just wanna yell,”Get rekt, loser!” at these people.
aug 24, 2025, 3:54 pm • 17 0 • view
How do road markings destroy your sense of peace and calm?? You must be seriously fucked up if this is your measure of peace and calm.
aug 24, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
You see they want to pretend to be lords in a manor house and not be reminded other people exist because ew
aug 24, 2025, 8:32 pm • 3 0 • view
Imagine separating people walking and cycling from people in their cars by some disgusting intrusive lines right through the tranquility of the tarmac!
aug 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 3 0 • view
If this is Medford, MA, I almost have to believe this is trolling. Almost. :/
aug 24, 2025, 5:26 pm • 2 0 • view
I only know Medford from Fallout 4. It’s seen better days.
aug 24, 2025, 3:55 pm • 7 0 • view
I haven’t been to the real Medford since the 90’s but I thought Fallout 4 freshened it up a bit
aug 24, 2025, 7:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Just off of he map is Acton. I was born on the “real” one. You cannot believe how gutted I was it isn’t there.
aug 24, 2025, 7:24 pm • 2 0 • view
when i lived with my mother she was obsessed with that site and would burst in freaking out about something and eventually it'd be like "there was a guy walking down the street" or "someone saw a car they didn't recognize." it ruled. there was an old guy down the street that sat in his garage...
aug 25, 2025, 4:14 am • 1 0 • view
post, post, posting away about all this stuff and so I started slowing down in front of him, doing the "pointing to my eyes and pointing to him" thing, and then driving off, and apparently he would post all these posts freaking out about it, which ruled.
aug 25, 2025, 4:14 am • 2 0 • view
That street borders a park. I’m sure it gets a lot of bike and pedestrian traffic.
aug 24, 2025, 10:14 pm • 0 0 • view
visually destroyed
aug 24, 2025, 3:53 pm • 14 0 • view
I love the question mark next to biking as if it’s the first time they’ve ever encountered that word
aug 25, 2025, 3:48 am • 8 0 • view
I knew a bi king once.
aug 25, 2025, 3:51 am • 5 0 • view
every bi man is a king
aug 25, 2025, 4:04 am • 8 0 • view
They’re upset about…lines painted on tarmac?!?
aug 24, 2025, 6:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Well, if painted lines marking the bike lane are too ugly, I suppose we’ve just got to use a physical concrete barrier.
aug 24, 2025, 5:08 pm • 7 0 • view
Ah, yes, I too hate road safety and accessibility
aug 24, 2025, 3:56 pm • 6 0 • view
biking(?)
aug 24, 2025, 4:02 pm • 5 0 • view
We need a deep dive study on why people in the US get so mad at bike lanes/cyclists.
aug 25, 2025, 1:26 pm • 1 0 • view
These people should have journals
aug 24, 2025, 4:30 pm • 4 0 • view
You should see the coyote debate on my Nextdoor. I keep getting banned for saying that they weren't here before us (PNW). And for saying that I hope the 4th of July fireworks gives several of them heart attacks. 99% sure Nextdoor is owned by Acme at this point. Buncha coyotes passed a captcha.
aug 24, 2025, 3:55 pm • 9 0 • view
what a strange thing to hope
aug 24, 2025, 4:06 pm • 15 0 • view
They're overpopulated and hazing works. It's Nature.
aug 24, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
you should probably read this: coyoteyipps.com/2014/11/19/m... and in regards to what you call "overpopulation:" which of the two alternatives would you rather have? 1. thousands and thousands of rats (what happens if the coyotes are simply removed) 2. urban wolves (a return to pre-coyote norms)
aug 24, 2025, 4:31 pm • 11 0 • view
I fully support the “urban wolves” proposal
aug 24, 2025, 4:48 pm • 7 0 • view
I am ready for urban wolves. Give me an apocalypse I can be proud of.
aug 24, 2025, 8:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Are they also freaking out about coywolves? If not, there’s a chance to seed some informative chaos!
aug 24, 2025, 3:57 pm • 2 0 • view
No, they wanna save the coyotes here. They'd cheer a new species of invasive "doggo" that is becoming increasingly aggressive towards kids. Had one guy tell me coyotes don't attack kids so I have no reason to want them hazed and 6 months later, after many pet attacks, we get a local human one. Ugh.
aug 24, 2025, 4:00 pm • 1 0 • view
If people would just stop acting like urban bumfuck Disney Princesses with coyotes, we'd be better off. Ah...I think I'm displaying why I got banned from Nextdoor.
aug 24, 2025, 4:01 pm • 5 0 • view
lmao get rekt, coyotes rule, yuppies drool
aug 24, 2025, 4:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Lort.
aug 24, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Ahhhhh, good ol’ animal-is-cute conservationism?
aug 24, 2025, 4:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Shitlibs, too! The "brain go off when animal involved" crowd is errwhere!
aug 24, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
I caught a ban for insisting that this one bobcat is actually named Robert
aug 24, 2025, 4:18 pm • 12 0 • view
Now I'm jealous
aug 24, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
King shit
aug 24, 2025, 4:46 pm • 2 0 • view
King Robert the Cat
aug 24, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
get this person a fainting couch
aug 24, 2025, 3:58 pm • 6 0 • view
I didn't realize, prior to reading this, that it was possible for something to read as "extremely West Medford." I just didn't believe that was something that could exist. It was too specific, too esoteric and provincial. And yet, here we are.
aug 24, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
biking(?)
aug 24, 2025, 4:01 pm • 4 0 • view
Let’s not kid ourselves: if the kids playing happened on her half of the street, she’d be opposed to lines there, too.
aug 24, 2025, 4:15 pm • 7 0 • view
the only other people I've known to be distressed by white lines on the road are recovering from cocaine addiction
aug 24, 2025, 3:57 pm • 4 0 • view
I am once again begging weirdos online to learn what actual problems are like
aug 24, 2025, 4:02 pm • 16 0 • view
OHMYGAWDTHEYGONNAPAINTMYSTREET!!!!!!
aug 24, 2025, 3:56 pm • 26 0 • view
My god………..the horror
aug 24, 2025, 4:01 pm • 3 0 • view
>country road >dappled what
aug 24, 2025, 3:58 pm • 9 0 • view
There hasn’t been a dappled country road in Medford for, I’m gonna say, 250 years.
aug 24, 2025, 5:37 pm • 3 0 • view
"biking(?)"
aug 24, 2025, 3:54 pm • 19 0 • view
The end of the road next to High St, aka the end culminating in a rotary next to a gas station???
aug 24, 2025, 4:27 pm • 5 0 • view
That is .01 miles away from an actual walking path along the Mystic River?
aug 24, 2025, 4:29 pm • 6 0 • view
lol i was like, i wonder what this street looks like that's so special if i don't have the wrong place... that's just asphalt. there's already markings! who cares
aug 24, 2025, 3:58 pm • 56 0 • view
this dapple ain't dappling, Janet
aug 24, 2025, 9:52 pm • 9 0 • view
I love that they're losing their mind over marking up the road itself, as if the asphalt is what makes this a pleasant area and not the nice, tree-lined field across the way.
aug 25, 2025, 4:26 am • 7 0 • view
or it's always in response to like the city cutting down a few trees for new section 8 housing or a community garden
aug 24, 2025, 4:52 pm • 17 0 • view
in their heads they're freedom fighters
aug 24, 2025, 5:14 pm • 4 0 • view
I'm sorry, are they having a tantrum about... road markings... the kind that keep people safe...?
aug 24, 2025, 3:56 pm • 32 0 • view
There's a scheme where for every million Ireland spent building a motorway, a percentage of that had to go to public art decorating the motorway. Some art had to be moved for being so engaging it caused accidents, so artists tried to create things you could enjoy out of the corner of your eye.
aug 24, 2025, 4:03 pm • 6 1 • view
yes. it's a part of a larger argument where people are so so so so mad at the cities putting in bike lanes
aug 24, 2025, 5:01 pm • 30 0 • view
I used to work for a family in Somerville that hated bus lanes with a passion because it personally inconvenienced them
aug 24, 2025, 5:40 pm • 2 0 • view
but if they put in bike lanes, how will i drunkenly drive my giant pickup down the street without mowing down 20 people cait
aug 24, 2025, 9:19 pm • 6 0 • view
🫠 why are people 🫠
aug 25, 2025, 6:25 am • 2 0 • view
Whaaaat. First world problems to the Nth degree.
aug 24, 2025, 6:51 pm • 1 0 • view
“dappled country road” Get out of here. Go on. Git.
aug 24, 2025, 4:27 pm • 3 0 • view
Sounds like a Real Estate fluffjob.
aug 24, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Someone on here described Nextdoor as Facebook for dogs. Who's that outside my house? What's going on over there?
aug 24, 2025, 4:02 pm • 120 5 • view
I love how a bike lane ruins the picturesque charm and not the fucking car centric road
aug 24, 2025, 6:34 pm • 4 0 • view
This person doesn’t have enough real life struggles.
aug 24, 2025, 3:53 pm • 57 0 • view
Things Are Going to Hell is a classic NextDoor category. Others include: Those Damn Kids I need a plumber/auto mechanic/etc. I am a plumber/auto mechanic/etc. looking for work That Looks Suspicious What’s That Siren? Free Stuff Who can give me free stuff? Beware of This Person
aug 24, 2025, 4:44 pm • 4 0 • view