the passion!
two things make me happy and two things only: leftist policy and surly cats
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the passion!
everyone look at this freya fox
freya-esque. very short legs, very close to the ground
Chancleta when it's raining for five minutes: (Werner herzog voice): "we all live in Silent Hill now. life is a fog of haunted mundane spaces, variegated with dread. progress, hope, even narratives themselves are dead and rotting."
not true
freya making friends with the locals
Freya is heartbroken, for no political party has ever offered to pay her to be an influencer. this is why we lose elections smdh
i am once again asking for even a little ramen
lol look how quickly this cat gives up her project upon seeing Sandal the behemoth approach
ultimately i think the central thesis of trumpism might be true nihilism, just the absolute disdain for the idea that anything matters at all beyond winning an argument in the eyes of your supporters. there is no such thing as competence. there is only loyalty and occasionally bad press. that’s it
i always banned phones in my discussion classes and i cannot imagine not doing so
one time i ta'd a lecture where a kid was watching soccer during clips about the holocaust
wait are computer labs no longer a thing?
hey sandal solved the 3 body problem so fast that the aliens just turned tf around
boy do i
Not my message but maybe I'll bring it.
note: i give the rights of this photo to anyone at a protest, in perpetuity
"sentient" is a really broad term
He is goingto perish he NEEDS NOODEL STATT! Poore poore Sandals poore flibflobs pobrecita Chancleta
are cow cats a class enemy? freya has theories
i am once again asking for even a little ramen
"i have the high ground, cow cat, it's over"
he walked over there from across the room
Freya: "bro get a load of this lady lol"
freya: utterly unimpressed
love big brother Sandal coming over as back up. "hey, is there a problem here??"
freya making friends with the locals
i asked catgpt and it said it wanted the crinkly plastic
catGPT, why won't you answer my query
just held my tablet up in the air for 5 minutes straight to show my wife this post
catGPT be like no treats no answer 🤭
i love ratGPT
And for those on the move, the easier to carry ratGPT. Less judgemental Less screaming More pooping in your pocket Same amount of sleeping Now available in this handy to carry tube!
i thought catGPT was the next big thing but maybe we're not ready for it i just asked my unit a question and it looked at me in a way that I DID NOT LIKE and then jumped off my bed
I would pay Freya in kibble and also little chunks of salmon from every salmon salad I make. She would be an A-list influencer.
every time i try to find the power button catGPT bites me
let's burn the whole thing down
also, catGPT wanders around yelling at random things when my wife goes to the gym, this is such a weird feature
"CatGPT, what do you think of this email i wrot-- oh no, why are you biting me"
*is
starting to think this app isnt the miracle that big tech promised
catGPT doesnt tell me my ideas are good, either. it mostly judges me quietly. why am i paying a monthly fee for this
I could pay Freya in both bird and worker pictures.
catGPT, why won't you answer my query
who us paying you, gonzo?
Freya 2028: You can ignore the president again! (*except when the food bowl's bottom is visible, at 3:22am & 5:42am, if you want her chair (rude!), if you need to type, or if your brand new phone is sitting too close to the edge of the table) Otherwise, life will be normal! VOTE FREYA!
also true
Freya is heartbroken, for no political party has ever offered to pay her to be an influencer. this is why we lose elections smdh
wow, a big guy
you look bigger actually
oh you like nirvana huh, name 30,000 nirvana songs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=negt...
yeah he went into that for a bit
Chancleta when it's raining for five minutes: (Werner herzog voice): "we all live in Silent Hill now. life is a fog of haunted mundane spaces, variegated with dread. progress, hope, even narratives themselves are dead and rotting."
Again: They never, ever wanted 'small government.' They merely loathed the idea of a government doing things to benefit the people they hate. They love the idea of a government dedicated to pummeling the people they hate.
i don't know who to trust
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
i always feel so bad for these companies. friends, you do not occupy a unique spot in the fabric of our society. you are a randomly selected proxy in the endless culture war that will someday grind us all into dust
was just told by a doctor that I need to "limit and reduce stress" in my life but then he refused to put me in a medically induced coma -- pick a side, man
yes, cats are in an education crisis. but YOU tell him to get up and go to school. he refuses.
I am sorry-> Dr Chancleta secured a second doctorate in churu sciences.✅🎓
It all started when we let them play that fish game on our tablet when he was a kitten. Now he has no degree, no job and wants to sleep all day.
yes, cats are in an education crisis. but YOU tell him to get up and go to school. he refuses.
i think about this a lot
gonzo is that your jarritos? do you enjoy the orange flavor
hell yah
that's why it's important that he tells us where he got it, which is where all this started
missy
what if you just slept like a good cat might
bear with me here, missy. what if you didn't
missy there's still so much to do
WE'LL show them
what's up
some would say you're rejecting responsibility that belongs to all of us
no you've been saying it RIGHT
won't do the research. this is what has destroyed america smdh
i think you'll find it's been a consistent interest if you look
could always be calmer
this is the best post anyone has ever made and we're riding or dying with it, baby
important thought apropos of nothing: what if, in "Creep," instead of "i'm a weirdo," Radiohead said "i'm jay leno." all i'm saying is, better song
i must and now i do, getting one now
freya is absolutely the enemy of the good
where did you get that collar, can i get one
charlie what do you think about gonzo's collars
cool collar, gonzo
srsly. "Just make a bigger ship i guess"
like a dragon
are they blue
how about this. look at those lights. big fan of the lights
it's beautiful lola
it's pretty silly, right? we're still fielding Nimitz class carriers today and they're older than Victory IIs pretty sure victory iis could enter atmosphere
i like the blue lights, really, it just looks cosmopolitan somehow, like there's A Lot Going On on that Star Destroyer
lbr they're all just triangles with different tumors
how is she so many colors
lola a star destroyer would vaporize that thing
still mad about transporters working across the galaxy
ughhhhh those movies are fun but jj abrams doesn't care about anything
