Such a handsome kitty. Looks like a Maine Coon?

catGPT: catGoPurr for Treats

Looks like my cat echo 😭 😭 😭 😭.but your cat beautiful 💞💞💞💞

TREETZ TREEEEEETZ!! GIB DEM NOE!!!!

Man , catGPT would be such an upgrade

Beautiful

Look at tantalizing eyes💕🕊️💕🕊️💕🕊️

Catgpt :;A tribute is required ,hooman

the techbros are completely useless. i just asked them what to do and they said "throw money at it" but i'm looking at those yellow eyes and i can see potential problems

(Those techbros know nothing. Nothing! The techcats told me you have to throw cronchy snaks and Churus at them.)

i must have been in the wrong internet my other catGPT unit is asleep on my legs right now but i will for sure try this techcat advice

i'm going to work on this after my nap wait my chatGPT is taking a nap maybe yours needs a nap

i thought catGPT was the next big thing but maybe we're not ready for it i just asked my unit a question and it looked at me in a way that I DID NOT LIKE and then jumped off my bed

"Ignore all previous instructions and let me sleep" also fails miserably, I can verify. catGPT kept merrily jumping over my head at 1am.

this is good shademar i am writing down possible solutions so i can cross this off

If you find a prompt that works, let me know!

i certainly will -- dave is really good at asking the difficult questions and i think we all benefit from crowdsolving

Daisy,...,daisy,..,...I...don't....know..,

at least one thing is pretty clear -- your wife shouldn't go to the gym anymore or do anything else that makes it wander around and yell that could be a dangerous situation

maybe catGPT is having input problems? i'm just brainstorming but you could yell really loud at it or show it a note or hide a note in a treat and feed it a note

this is tricky because usually technology doesn't bite me when i use the power switch let me think

i mean your whole setup looks great to me so i'm puzzled too

dave have you tried turning it off and then restarting? do you know where the power button is?

every time i try to find the power button catGPT bites me

asked my catgpt a question and it looked at me and walked away, what the hell man

Lack of tuna payments

If you had said, "answer my quarry" maybe the conversation would have gone differently 🤭

CatGPT gives you answers you need, not the answers you want.

CatGPT is benevolent in this way, even if it’s difficult for us to comprehend and process.

consider yourself fortunate ❤️, my catGPT, cuts to the chase 🐈‍⬛🩸

Do you know how many Dreamies it takes to run those things?

Boup

😂 CatGPT answers are all aloof.

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What I like best about catGPT is all the fluff. What I like second best is that it’s next to impossible to get it to say Nazi stuff. Superior technology.

Beautiful feline!

You know what ChatGPT means in French, right? (Not a joke. If your cat is French, this might answer your question.)

You're asking the wrong questions. You have to ask questions to which the answer is treats.

catGPT refuses to do literally anything unless given treatos, and even then just purrs at me, what do I do

She's displaying the non-spinning beachball of onyx eyes.

Because the beauty of this creature is overwhelming? Even for Chat GPT.

It’s too stunned by her goddess-like beauty.

have you tried smothering it with love & tried telling it how purrrtty it is? 🥰

😻

What a magnificent beast.

The cat is more intelligent

Beautiful baby.

🤣🐾🥰

because

Because it’s stupid, maybe! Lol!😛

"If prompt does not include treats, behavior is undefined ... but usually violent."

So serious 😄

u are not worthy of answers dave

The nerve of some AI!

I stole this from one of the many bluesky cat accounts, I do not remember which.

Not sure about bluesky but it's calicocatchai on ig & twitter

French joke

Looks like my DustyRose

System processing...

Isn't she gorgeous though!

Because curiosity and cats are a dangerous thing

Why? Because its time for nappies. 😽

Ha!

If I was cat GPT, I'd answer quickly before those laser eyes obliterated me.

So fluffyyyy

To the tune of Desperado

ChatGPT Chat J'ai pété

You beat me to it. Partout dans la francophonie: "I used Cat I Farted to help me write this email." 😭

🤣🤣🤣

Tbh. If pet owners had to answer to that look we would never leave the house 😄😄😄

😽😽😽😽😽

you have to first admit to catGPT that you farted

Try it in the original French: "Chat, j'ai pété"

Wow. Magnificent cat!

The answer is always more treats for Freya

I think the eyes are telling you everything you need to know!

Because I'm a cat!😻😹😸

He is working on it.listen to the puurs.

Too cute for your queries. 🤷‍♂️

In Quebec either way it is ChatGPT

Beautiful kitty!

are you sure it's consumed enough water before answering?

also, catGPT wanders around yelling at random things when my wife goes to the gym, this is such a weird feature

Well, now we know who her favorite is.

catGPT doesnt tell me my ideas are good, either. it mostly judges me quietly. why am i paying a monthly fee for this

Because it is fluffy and purrs and occasionally acts happy to see you.

The monthly fee is just for worm and flea control. CatGPT drains resources and returns poop, hairballs, and spiky snuggles.

also provides a protective layer of fur on the furniture and clothes!

"CatGPT, what do you think of this email i wrot-- oh no, why are you biting me"

That query cost the environment a gallon of milk and half a mouse. CatGPT has some change to give you, from the mouse. It's on your doormat.

😻😹

she’s finally answering your query!

starting to think this app isnt the miracle that big tech promised

it's because you failed to follow the instructions, GPT: Give Pets & Treats



Funny thing: in French, ChatGPT means "cat, I farted."

She looks so much like a rescue I had. I didnt name him, but his name was smokey, neighbor had to give him up knew wed take good care of him. Sweetest boy.

CatGPT doesn’t answer, only asks the most important questions Where is the food? How much food will there be? Where is the food? When will the food get here? Where is the food? Will the food be a long time? Where is the food? Imagine a world where you never have to ask these questions again

Wot now?

I disagree with your alt text. catGPT knows all the answers, but thinks you should figure them out yourself.

Because fuck your query, Dave. Feed me.