wes anderson makes movies like if a gay boy made a wish that his expensive dolls came to life for two hours
everyone at work assumes im autistic and i believe them
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wes anderson makes movies like if a gay boy made a wish that his expensive dolls came to life for two hours
The Everglades Concentration Camp costs 3x one of these trains.
Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster?! Pissed on the seat, and hid my keys?
its a slideshow from like 2008, depicting a believably hot girl and the most racially ambiguous man of all time
I love to get 5 emails sent over the weekend telling me I have one month to complete the same security training course I complete every year, with the threat that I will be locked out of the network if I don't
i mean the real winnie the pooh, obviously, the number gets much higher when he we factor in gals with big asses wearing a red t shirt and little else doing a simulation of it on cam
id guess the number of people who fantasized about molesting/fucking winnie the pooh when his fat ass is stuck halfway through apertures is probably in the middle 6 figures
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
they shpuld do a Hank of the Hill where he goes to a Dairy Queen and gets a Blizzard and says "aheh heh I tell you what"
nasa won't admit it but they found a dog on the moon and buzz aldrin zero hesitation just hoofed the fuckin thing. sent this poor little pomeranian clear into outer space. he starts laughing like a maniac but if you listen close you can also hear armstrong say, that's a uh. real funny kick, buzz
artist: Leroy Setziol What a beaut'!
My favorite horror movie is Crumb (1994)
we used to just tell autistic people they were "eccentric" and they'd walk around with pride doing and saying Oscar Wilde shit
On the way out one of them told a joke that I missed the set up to, but the punchline was, "so the priest says, 'Why don't you stupid dagos get off the grass?'"
There were like 6 old guys at a table at Wendy's this morning and two of them were talking simultaneously, at the same volume, one telling a story about buying a hammer and the other talking about how he had a vision of Christ
George Hard R Martin
Biden showing up to Trump's funeral and hugging Ivanka, telling her, "I'm sorry for your loss, your husband was a brave guy"
Refusing to turn on the heat in my apartment or car in a desperate denial that summer is ending
when the Dynasty Warriors games came out it blew my mind because I always thought it would be cool to make a video game with the premise of, "a guy runs around with a sword killing a bunch of people"
we all dream of this
I understand the impulse to ban AI chat clients because they keep encouraging people to kill themselves but I've been Posting Online for like 25 years and I get told to kill myself every day, so thats just end user error
Hey! HEY! Yeah. Pack it in boys, Stop Work Order. No, there's a new decree, we're moving the stately pleasure dome. No, I'm not sure where this is. I'm not even sure how to pronounce this
This site became unusable once the peasants found the temerity to criticize my decrees
I guess it shouldn't surprise me Japanese cartoonists were still super racist towards Koreans in the 80s
this is like when everyone in Trump's orbit changed their twitter avis to their South Park caricatures
The Washington Monument stinks, no amenities, no flair. Put some racing stripes or something on that motherfucker
Sorry the popcorn is how I subsidize my local theater's existence because I know ticket sales won't cover all expenses. It is a tithe I pay to keep a place i like in business
Like dont get me wrong, Adam fucking ethered him, it just blows my mind that a guy who got his start being called gay for two hours a week shifted into a place where he could confront a sitting congressperson with his rage and fear at this juncture of history
It would be so fucking dumb if Adam Friedland does an interview where he describes himself as "Cumtown Podcast" to a sitting congressperson and it made waves
D U D E S R O C K U D E S R O C K
men only want one thing
Love that this guy was radicalized by no longer being able to rent video games from Blockbuster
"Now you know what it is, to have death inside you"
A second Trump Burger owner has been taken by ICE
I don't think they can, no, but I bet the neighborhoods around all the data centers do!
okay. all right. I think it's very easy to get bogged down in what we DONT like about the design. i would love it if - first off - we all went around and said one thing we DO like about it
dude just not caring and handing me a cup because I wasnt a dick and didnt roll my eyes and storm out when he said, "we're out of steak and chicken right now'
the chipotle near where I work goes through cycles of being fully staffed and running smooth to having 3 people in the store and its a huge shitshow, telling me they get basically no support from corporate. upside is occasionally they just dont charge me for lunch
lib virtue signaling: walking stoned to a "little free library" in the neighborhood and dropping off some shitty paperback you never finished con virtue signaling: ordering HGH online because you noticed one of the players on your granddaughter's softball team had short hair and a pretty small ass
facebook has the most wild shit. you gotta see how the normie boomers use this medium
"Can we use nukes on the hurricanes?"
Smile through the pain
neighbors at my assisted living home rolling past my window as im beating off to footage of women from reality shows gaining weight over time
did u know their supreme court justices dress like santas
fucking obsessed with the head custodian's favorite food in my sixth grade year book
what the fuck was that when fucken yoyos got popular like right before 9/11
Thats what we thought about Biden throughout 2020. look how much they've all learned about weekend at berniesing a president since then
they've got commercials now where the pitch is "an AI anime guy roleplays fighting orcs with you" like that fucking bubble's due in like a week now, maybe by Sunday
Pussy Tornado
(having accomplished with relative ease all my most perverse reforms of culture and the government) the time has come for me to conquer Red Lobster
all else aside, how fucking dire to associate one's religious awakening with an innerstate chain restaurant
Getting word now that on his death bed, Dr James Dobson received the Light of Islam, and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Umma from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no God but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!
activision put at least 60% of the entire western video game industry workforce on CoD so that they could make this
You did the right thing
I understand his sprite doesnt really convey his stellarity
The Platonic Ideal Burger King has an employee with a neck tattoo at every single station
You've conveyed this man's fear and concern perfectly adequately, Ronnie
For the past month ive basically only been home to sleep and eat breakfast, my damn laundry machines are unplugged unless im using them
love when my electric bill goes from around 19 bucks to 60 for no apparent reason
If we want to eradicate autism we'll get there a lot faster by banning Sonic the Hedgehog, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Homestuck than vaccines
sink the whole fucking country into the ocean
I was on board until the fucking kettlebell swing. Sorry man that's Focus Group Bullshit and it reeks of the guy being a plant that'll vote to turn national parks into data centers
Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan (1981) Episode 3
Some guy in a rust spotted PT Cruiser whose commute seems to roughly coincide with mine has a decal reading PT Loser
The profs at my community college demanded professional quality work and cutoff for an A was like 94. The profs at my private college laughed it off when I improvised presentations and almost invariably let me turn shit in 2 weeks late
I am the wealthy son of a lord on my way to the battle of Verdun where I will write some of the most brutally sincere ruminations on the primal truth of death ever recorded after a man I'm in love with is ripped apart by machine gun fire. My 14 year old fiance/cousin will be indifferent to my death
handed our vending machine guy 2 20s to just give me all the Celciuses in his little wagon, hoping one of them has vodka in it
i think about this tweet every single day
This man had asthma before I shot him in the lung, so to say he's suffocating from the untreated bullet wound is a little disingenuous
Being 38 sucks man youre telling me I have to put up with this shit even more frequently for another 40 years, plus my eyes, dick and brain will stop working?
my chest has hurt for like 3 weeks now but it more or less cleared up, so I went to the gym today and it felt like something tore while I was stretching. Its mostly just a relief to know its a muscle strain and not acid reflux or congestive heart failure or some shit
Want to chime in to say the Cleveland Museum of Art is an incredible, free museum maintained with a giant endowment, back from when millionaires used to buy nice things for the public
The only thing this country will be producing in a decade is orcs
Welcome to Peniscola, Florida
could an orc and a gnome find Love
its so tight to have dreams where you can hang out with dead relatives and dogs for a little while
The only difference between our reality and a Philip K Dick novel is the characters in a Philip K Dick novel don't choose to live like this
Oh wow usually the anime perverts are full on nazis, didnt know they had centrist dipshits too
Wrestlers should either be named “Lucian Damocles”, “Television Jr.”, or “Toilet”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0gH...
The presidency is just "what if the stupid mean asshole on TV all the time was just a little more normal looking/sounding?"
Spent two minutes on facebook and all the normie lib shit is all in on Newsom
Tubi (The People's Streamer™) currently has 786 Looney Tunes Shorts
this one
Duke StarCocker
Non-Ohioans will decry this as disgusting. Real Ohioans will act like it isn't as a bit, and as its own thing its fine, but as far as chili goes yeah its pretty bad chili
I'm reasonably sure our man's joking here, dude
physical media is not dead
learning about bowling today
joining up to see the world and getting deployed to Cleveland
Like im not on my phone tweeting shit like "getting my dink sunked"
at choir rehearsal and one of the tenors has his phone on the ground playing a baseball game
You won't have much fun in the child pornography honey pot. Unless you do, I guess
For years I’ve been unsure whether the Wikipedia page on crucifixion having a section called “Crucifixion in Anime” was real or a weird dream. I just remembered I can look up the edits and there’s a whole argument about it
The Lament of the Unsucked Dick
They've got a valid point, but i think there are much bigger problems in healthcare and the world at large than this