David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
which makes it really difficult to order the correct amount of champagne
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which makes it really difficult to order the correct amount of champagne
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
And Dalton may have been the most perfectly cast Bond ever, but he ended up with two oddball movies. Living Daylights was the first post HIV/AIDS Bond movie, so that was the one-woman "safe sex" Bond-- no bad girl triangle. Licence To Kill, he's off the reservation-- more Lethal Weapon than Bond.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
And they didn't exactly get better as they went along. 😬
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was a teenager, I got to watch him get shafted out of the Bond role by NBC over Remington Steele. At least I got to see him play it eventually. Really wanted him to do it back then.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, every time he opens his mouth shit comes out
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
I think HE (Brosnan) does, but his movies don't. For example, Die Another Day had a fantastic opening, with him getting burned in North Korea, and he made that work. The rest of the movie was a goofy travesty that he couldn't do anything about. Goldeneye holds up; the rest, not as much, IMO.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Inferring that Trump said something weird does not inspire doubt.
CJ NOW+ (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) reposted
Wow.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
You'd think somebody got a good enough shot that we could identify the thrower.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
while simultaneously dismissing and insulting those that actually served this country
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, they're all for "2nd Amendment solutions", aren't they? Though those types sure are quiet now that masked agents are kidnapping people off the streets... I thought situations like that were what the 2nd Amendment was for.
Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted
So are we in a Weekend at Bernie's situation right now?
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what I was looking for. ❤️
Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah? Well today, he's acting like an ass.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
hope springs eternal
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
OK, I googled it. So? What does that have to do with this child?
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
If you look back, you'll see I took my time.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry about your brother. The wrong guy got it.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
They announced that he golfed that day. Then they produced that photo to back it up. He didn't golf that day. They lied. Sorry to smear the preconceived notions you seem desperate to cling to, instead of following the evidence and seeing where it goes, "sleuth". You are tedious. Goodbye.
Boyer (@boyer-speaks.bsky.social) reposted
Yes, I am sending thoughts and prayers right now. I am thinking about Trump's health and praying that he perishes soon. Normally wishing ill health on someone would be out of bounds, but we are in abnormal times right now. The world will be a better place when Trump is dead.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
You really suck as a sleuth.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Since you cannot seem to fuck off on your own, I'll take care of that for you.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, you seem to be arguing against what you'd rather argue against, instead of what I'm saying. So I'll use some simpler words if that will help you out: Fuck off.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
The photo they produced yesterday, as evidence he was golfing yesterday, was actually taken on the 23rd.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot the /s
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Quit throwing up strawmen.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, yeah, the one you just posted, that's the photo that was actually taken on the 23rd. I'm questioning the veracity of the other photo that "the press corp" says was taken today. They lied once this week; it doesn't exactly beggar the imagination to think they'd do it again.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, please. 🙄 How about the "facts and reality" as far as when he was last seen? Because that's the wool that's being pulled over our eyes, not whether he has a fat forehead or not. Be smarter
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
How dare you say that, he just saved a woman from a DV incident 🙄
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/nest...
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
No. I'm wondering why anyone cares, when matters of much higher import are going on RIGHT NOW.
Dorothy Petrie (@nestverchgruffydd.bsky.social) reposted
Golf, anyone?
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
And whether it's AI enhanced means jack shit if the original photo was put out to deceive in the first place. The guy admits he "enhanced" it, and you can judge that at face value for yourself. But we can't take ANYTHING this White House says at face value. That's a hell of a lot more important.
Maggie Reed (@mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social) reposted
Here’s my speculation on Trump
Nancy (@plaintanjane.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day from The White House Via @washprobs.bsky.social “Do you have any idea what they’re throwing out?” “There goes another one.” “This could definitely make Washington Problems.”
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
one at a time
minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
don't tease me
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the most painful ailment that would cause that? I want it to be that one.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
So does the White House. They lied with the photo of him golfing this weekend; it was actually a week-old photo. What's there to prove that this isn't just another archive photo?
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. First story I saw he was hit, later ones he was in the car. And the DV story was shoehorned in at the top for no other reason than to make him look good. It had nothing to do with the accident. If it even happened.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopes up, hopes down, hopes up...
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
mea culpa
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
...or step on a butterfly and when you get back it's planet of the apes.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
I threw out "define woke" the other day and got back "I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING"
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
nah, save the grease, feel the burn
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. My experience has been one room, two Democrats, three opinions.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm convinced they're arguing over who gets to smother him with a pillow like Tiberius
ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted
NEW: Late Friday night, a federal judge blocked the Trump administration's unlawful and cruel fast-track deportation policy. This win is a blow to the president's anti-immigrant agenda. Immigrants have the right to due process and to live without fear of being torn from their families.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, remember when he was rushed to Walter Reed in November 2019 for what was later explained as "the first half (?!?) of his scheduled physical"? ...The same week that the first cases of a new virus showed up in China? ...That, a few weeks later, would come to be known as COVID-19?
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
a debt that, of course, will never be repaid in any way, shape or form it's a family tradition
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
...I think that's the nicest thing I've ever said about him. I am ashamed
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Who takes kids to the golf course anyway?!? Certainly not that old grouch.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, so I am remembering (or not remembering) that correctly?
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
...When has he ever done anything with his grandkids..?
jess m. 🌷 (@jametc.bsky.social) reposted
here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
but www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vv_...
alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
if your timeline isn't lit the fuck up tonight... my friend, you gotta cultivate a better timeline
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd seen the bruise (and the horror-show makeup coverup), but I didn't realize he had been unseen for that long. ...Even when he had covid, he made a point to be seen... ...I'm not going to get my hopes up, but I will say that whatever it is, I HOPE IT FUCKING HURTS
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm edjamacatin' myself right now!
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, it certainly couldn't be any any other unseen person playing music
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
pssh, I've been doing that since at least 2015
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
...wait... ...what?
Nancy (@plaintanjane.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Going on three + days since he’s been seen publicly. (As of three hours ago) no video or photographs of him. bsky.app/profile/plai...
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell him to fuck off. ...You know, whoever's in charge of that sort of thing
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
If you had to see a face that diagnosable in the mirror every morning you'd think it was easy too
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Ma'am, you can have all you want for free
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my stars and garters!
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
There's some Arlo in there too. This is brilliant.
Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you want to subscribe to Democracy Docket, here is the link. hubs.ly/Q03jcjqP0
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
"Marc Elias’s Democracy Docket has quietly become a pro-democracy media force, expanding its newsroom to 20 staffers as it surpasses 50,000 paid subscribers." Story here: www.status.news/p/democracy-...
Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 (@serrata.org) reposted
Nearly the entirety of our media needs to learn this ONE lesson.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Whoa!!! 😳 👀 😳 Asking Epsteins neighbor the truth about the files...
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social)
without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 (@chariselee.bsky.social) reposted
Every Vet and active duty serviceman needs to remember their Oath… Foreign and Domestic‼️
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
and tear out that brutalist sqaure of theirs and return the Rose Garden
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry. I saw Baa Baa Black Sheep and I reflexively ran outside.
Nancy (@plaintanjane.bsky.social) reposted
This deserves another watch.
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
At some point he'll try to jump a river and it'll land like a dropped carton of eggs
Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 (@chariselee.bsky.social) reposted
They WANT you to contact their office because they AGREE‼️
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing I know about this show is that when it came on it meant cartoons and sci-fi movies were over and it was time to go outside
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Here’s what was NOT released today: - the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ - the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed - communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison - the Epstein files
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
'Wait a minute, those leopards are looking at OUR faces"
Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 (@serrata.org) reposted
Interesting read. But makes some points and names some names. patricemersault.substack.com/p/if-you-wan...
Nancy (@plaintanjane.bsky.social) reposted
Enjoy laughing at CA MAGA Republican lawmaker, Minority Leader Jamie Gallagher, as he clutches his pearls: California State Assembly Speaker pro tempore Josh Lowenthal clarifies: “Your point of order is ‘being beyond belief that we’re balloting this?”
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
There's also the thing where Bill Barr is a lying son of a bitch
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
motherfuckers
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, we know how much Republicans love their red meat, and now they're looking at this
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
and for making Ron Paul's raw milk dreams come true
David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a complete prat.