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David Harlan

@davidharlan.bsky.social

Actor, writer, director, gamer, critter companion. I am not a lawyer, but I played a doctor on TV. Yankee Doodle Dandy making smartass remarks FOR JUSTICE! Check your local listings for times.

created October 21, 2024

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Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

which makes it really difficult to order the correct amount of champagne

2/9/2025, 3:46:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

And Dalton may have been the most perfectly cast Bond ever, but he ended up with two oddball movies. Living Daylights was the first post HIV/AIDS Bond movie, so that was the one-woman "safe sex" Bond-- no bad girl triangle. Licence To Kill, he's off the reservation-- more Lethal Weapon than Bond.

2/9/2025, 3:42:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

And they didn't exactly get better as they went along. 😬

2/9/2025, 3:30:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was a teenager, I got to watch him get shafted out of the Bond role by NBC over Remington Steele. At least I got to see him play it eventually. Really wanted him to do it back then.

2/9/2025, 3:20:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, every time he opens his mouth shit comes out

2/9/2025, 2:39:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

I think HE (Brosnan) does, but his movies don't. For example, Die Another Day had a fantastic opening, with him getting burned in North Korea, and he made that work. The rest of the movie was a goofy travesty that he couldn't do anything about. Goldeneye holds up; the rest, not as much, IMO.

2/9/2025, 2:10:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Inferring that Trump said something weird does not inspire doubt.

2/9/2025, 1:10:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tony Lastname (@rivernewstc.bsky.social) reposted

😎🌵🪴

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1/9/2025, 11:04:34 PM | 82 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ NOW+ (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) reposted

Wow.

2/9/2025, 12:16:44 AM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

You'd think somebody got a good enough shot that we could identify the thrower.

2/9/2025, 12:03:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

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1/9/2025, 11:53:31 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

while simultaneously dismissing and insulting those that actually served this country

1/9/2025, 11:52:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, they're all for "2nd Amendment solutions", aren't they? Though those types sure are quiet now that masked agents are kidnapping people off the streets... I thought situations like that were what the 2nd Amendment was for.

1/9/2025, 11:45:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted

So are we in a Weekend at Bernie's situation right now?

1/9/2025, 10:45:01 PM | 3541 327 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what I was looking for. ❤️

1/9/2025, 11:15:31 PM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted

RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.

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1/9/2025, 10:42:09 PM | 16102 3590 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah? Well today, he's acting like an ass.

1/9/2025, 11:08:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

hope springs eternal

1/9/2025, 11:02:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

OK, I googled it. So? What does that have to do with this child?

1/9/2025, 11:02:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

If you look back, you'll see I took my time.

1/9/2025, 11:01:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry about your brother. The wrong guy got it.

1/9/2025, 11:00:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

They announced that he golfed that day. Then they produced that photo to back it up. He didn't golf that day. They lied. Sorry to smear the preconceived notions you seem desperate to cling to, instead of following the evidence and seeing where it goes, "sleuth". You are tedious. Goodbye.

1/9/2025, 10:58:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Boyer (@boyer-speaks.bsky.social) reposted

Yes, I am sending thoughts and prayers right now. I am thinking about Trump's health and praying that he perishes soon. Normally wishing ill health on someone would be out of bounds, but we are in abnormal times right now. The world will be a better place when Trump is dead.

1/9/2025, 10:50:57 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

You really suck as a sleuth.

1/9/2025, 10:48:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Since you cannot seem to fuck off on your own, I'll take care of that for you.

1/9/2025, 10:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, you seem to be arguing against what you'd rather argue against, instead of what I'm saying. So I'll use some simpler words if that will help you out: Fuck off.

1/9/2025, 10:39:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

The photo they produced yesterday, as evidence he was golfing yesterday, was actually taken on the 23rd.

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1/9/2025, 10:37:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

I forgot the /s

1/9/2025, 10:35:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Quit throwing up strawmen.

1/9/2025, 10:34:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, yeah, the one you just posted, that's the photo that was actually taken on the 23rd. I'm questioning the veracity of the other photo that "the press corp" says was taken today. They lied once this week; it doesn't exactly beggar the imagination to think they'd do it again.

1/9/2025, 10:25:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, please. 🙄 How about the "facts and reality" as far as when he was last seen? Because that's the wool that's being pulled over our eyes, not whether he has a fat forehead or not. Be smarter

1/9/2025, 10:23:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

How dare you say that, he just saved a woman from a DV incident 🙄

1/9/2025, 10:20:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/nest...

1/9/2025, 10:05:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Want to take another stab at that?

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1/9/2025, 9:44:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

No. I'm wondering why anyone cares, when matters of much higher import are going on RIGHT NOW.

1/9/2025, 9:43:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dorothy Petrie (@nestverchgruffydd.bsky.social) reposted

Golf, anyone?

1/9/2025, 3:04:41 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

And whether it's AI enhanced means jack shit if the original photo was put out to deceive in the first place. The guy admits he "enhanced" it, and you can judge that at face value for yourself. But we can't take ANYTHING this White House says at face value. That's a hell of a lot more important.

1/9/2025, 8:58:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maggie Reed (@mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social) reposted

Here’s my speculation on Trump

1/9/2025, 7:18:53 PM | 408 101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nancy (@plaintanjane.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day from The White House Via @washprobs.bsky.social “Do you have any idea what they’re throwing out?” “There goes another one.” “This could definitely make Washington Problems.”

1/9/2025, 2:59:59 PM | 212 89 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

one at a time

1/9/2025, 8:36:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

1/9/2025, 6:08:11 PM | 6792 1861 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

don't tease me

1/9/2025, 8:34:12 PM | 135 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the most painful ailment that would cause that? I want it to be that one.

1/9/2025, 8:27:03 PM | 58 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

So does the White House. They lied with the photo of him golfing this weekend; it was actually a week-old photo. What's there to prove that this isn't just another archive photo?

1/9/2025, 8:26:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. First story I saw he was hit, later ones he was in the car. And the DV story was shoehorned in at the top for no other reason than to make him look good. It had nothing to do with the accident. If it even happened.

1/9/2025, 8:21:52 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopes up, hopes down, hopes up...

1/9/2025, 8:20:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

mea culpa

31/8/2025, 10:02:06 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

...or step on a butterfly and when you get back it's planet of the apes.

31/8/2025, 7:35:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

I threw out "define woke" the other day and got back "I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING"

31/8/2025, 6:10:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

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31/8/2025, 6:09:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

nah, save the grease, feel the burn

30/8/2025, 9:47:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol. My experience has been one room, two Democrats, three opinions.

30/8/2025, 7:39:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm convinced they're arguing over who gets to smother him with a pillow like Tiberius

30/8/2025, 7:21:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted

NEW: Late Friday night, a federal judge blocked the Trump administration's unlawful and cruel fast-track deportation policy. This win is a blow to the president's anti-immigrant agenda. Immigrants have the right to due process and to live without fear of being torn from their families.

30/8/2025, 7:10:41 PM | 961 231 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, remember when he was rushed to Walter Reed in November 2019 for what was later explained as "the first half (?!?) of his scheduled physical"? ...The same week that the first cases of a new virus showed up in China? ...That, a few weeks later, would come to be known as COVID-19?

30/8/2025, 7:19:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

a debt that, of course, will never be repaid in any way, shape or form it's a family tradition

30/8/2025, 7:12:48 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

...I think that's the nicest thing I've ever said about him. I am ashamed

30/8/2025, 6:36:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Who takes kids to the golf course anyway?!? Certainly not that old grouch.

30/8/2025, 6:35:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, so I am remembering (or not remembering) that correctly?

30/8/2025, 6:23:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

...When has he ever done anything with his grandkids..?

30/8/2025, 6:19:05 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jess m. 🌷 (@jametc.bsky.social) reposted

here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone

30/8/2025, 4:57:54 AM | 6873 1524 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:55:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

but www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vv_...

30/8/2025, 9:40:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

if your timeline isn't lit the fuck up tonight... my friend, you gotta cultivate a better timeline

30/8/2025, 6:01:56 AM | 44 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon Musk in his dopey Les Mis cosplay
30/8/2025, 7:30:02 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd seen the bruise (and the horror-show makeup coverup), but I didn't realize he had been unseen for that long. ...Even when he had covid, he made a point to be seen... ...I'm not going to get my hopes up, but I will say that whatever it is, I HOPE IT FUCKING HURTS

30/8/2025, 7:11:12 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm edjamacatin' myself right now!

30/8/2025, 6:58:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, it certainly couldn't be any any other unseen person playing music

30/8/2025, 6:58:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

pssh, I've been doing that since at least 2015

30/8/2025, 6:56:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

...wait... ...what?

30/8/2025, 6:54:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nancy (@plaintanjane.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Going on three + days since he’s been seen publicly. (As of three hours ago) no video or photographs of him. bsky.app/profile/plai...

30/8/2025, 6:04:13 AM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell him to fuck off. ...You know, whoever's in charge of that sort of thing

30/8/2025, 5:16:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) reposted

Good.

Health officials from Massachusetts, Maine, Vermont, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania met this week to consider coordinating their own vaccine recommendations, separate from the federal government.
29/8/2025, 9:16:43 PM | 20397 4749 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

If you had to see a face that diagnosable in the mirror every morning you'd think it was easy too

29/8/2025, 5:26:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ma'am, you can have all you want for free

29/8/2025, 5:15:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my stars and garters!

29/8/2025, 5:01:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

There's some Arlo in there too. This is brilliant.

29/8/2025, 4:48:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)

29/8/2025, 12:18:30 AM | 13304 4506 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If you want to subscribe to Democracy Docket, here is the link. hubs.ly/Q03jcjqP0

29/8/2025, 2:35:31 AM | 229 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

"Marc Elias’s Democracy Docket has quietly become a pro-democracy media force, expanding its newsroom to 20 staffers as it surpasses 50,000 paid subscribers." Story here: www.status.news/p/democracy-...

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29/8/2025, 2:19:28 AM | 5716 1354 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 (@serrata.org) reposted

Nearly the entirety of our media needs to learn this ONE lesson.

29/8/2025, 2:38:52 AM | 28 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

Whoa!!! 😳 👀 😳 Asking Epsteins neighbor the truth about the files...

26/8/2025, 12:38:27 AM | 747 348 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social)

without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?

26/8/2025, 2:54:38 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 (@chariselee.bsky.social) reposted

Every Vet and active duty serviceman needs to remember their Oath… Foreign and Domestic‼️

25/8/2025, 9:36:50 PM | 121 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

and tear out that brutalist sqaure of theirs and return the Rose Garden

25/8/2025, 10:12:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry. I saw Baa Baa Black Sheep and I reflexively ran outside.

24/8/2025, 6:30:34 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nancy (@plaintanjane.bsky.social) reposted

This deserves another watch.

23/8/2025, 6:15:06 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

At some point he'll try to jump a river and it'll land like a dropped carton of eggs

23/8/2025, 7:35:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 (@chariselee.bsky.social) reposted

They WANT you to contact their office because they AGREE‼️

23/8/2025, 7:24:54 PM | 50 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing I know about this show is that when it came on it meant cartoons and sci-fi movies were over and it was time to go outside

23/8/2025, 7:31:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Here’s what was NOT released today: - the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ - the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed - communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison - the Epstein files

23/8/2025, 2:51:50 AM | 27778 10550 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

'Wait a minute, those leopards are looking at OUR faces"

23/8/2025, 3:31:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 (@serrata.org) reposted

Interesting read. But makes some points and names some names. patricemersault.substack.com/p/if-you-wan...

23/8/2025, 3:27:41 AM | 21 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nancy (@plaintanjane.bsky.social) reposted

Enjoy laughing at CA MAGA Republican lawmaker, Minority Leader Jamie Gallagher, as he clutches his pearls: California State Assembly Speaker pro tempore Josh Lowenthal clarifies: “Your point of order is ‘being beyond belief that we’re balloting this?”

21/8/2025, 5:22:36 PM | 5 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

There's also the thing where Bill Barr is a lying son of a bitch

20/8/2025, 9:38:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

motherfuckers

18/8/2025, 10:21:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, we know how much Republicans love their red meat, and now they're looking at this

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Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

and for making Ron Paul's raw milk dreams come true

18/8/2025, 8:56:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Harlan (@davidharlan.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a complete prat.

18/8/2025, 8:55:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view