Or "At this hour American and Confederate states are in early stages of military operations in Chicago"
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Or "At this hour American and Confederate states are in early stages of military operations in Chicago"
Need to track down who does this before every rain shower in Chicago.
#WorkersOverBillionaires on 135th in south Overland Park, KS! @50501movement.bsky.social @indivisible.org
Ok ok I want to acknowledge this land bigly.
Ahh, tucking in to the Labor day turkey and watching Detroit on the tv
Ah! So they are changing the weather.
Even hours in the am are even in the pm so just memorize a couple like 16 is 4, 22 is 10 and then eventually you'll have a feeling for the rest.
Well let's get that gunckle up on the lift and see why your gunckle is clunking
how about "cold dead hams" @crooked.com Hero T-Shirt – Crooked Store share.google/pcjaN3QHP3Bp...
When jfk jr says mitochondria, hear humors.
When jfk jr says mitochondria, hear humors.
POSITIVE RUN DIFFERENTIAL!! #heyheyheyhey
A walk, on the pitching catcher.
Jeebus India hit something
Baseball is weird
If the game ends right now, the @royals will have a positive run differential for the season.
You talking about India?
Oh thank God, I was afraid I was going to have to have an opinion about cracker barrel
#heyheyheyhey
They are just going to delete the fips column and replace it with a random string of characters, bam Blockchain!
Steak cookout competition?
Are we sure trump wasn't talking to a fruit fly?
Did you happen to sleep with some Pedro, perhaps last night?
Journalism is not a crime
FINAL: Royals 10, Tigers 8 #KansasCityRoyals #RoyalsBaseball #HEYHEYHEYHEY #KCRoyals #GoRoyals
Thoughts and prayers
Zoomed in to see if it was college football, evidently forgetting football doesn't have 9 quarters
Remember eventually every song is the kind of song you hear in an old folks home
Today in Politics, Bulletin 191. Trump heads out to patrol the streets of DC with the military, and everything else that happened today in politics. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
Geneva convention on font crimes
Lord playing for the Royals would have been too on the nose
BREAKING: Trump’s masked D.C. officers tase delivery man
I'm starting to think maybe he does want it that way?!
Alright I guess Lugo can stay #royals
This may be the only way to fix the chaos and carnage of parking at trader joe's
#HeyHeyHeyHey
I hope this says more about her than you.
Well they have to carry their own sandwiches
FWD Bach
Any real trump fan knows this is fake, Australians use metric time!
Are they the ones that perform a free tj on the homeless for every one you buy?
The smartest trump followers know this is fake because Australia uses metric time. youtu.be/qMIP4RIoCHc?...
In loving memory of angel Hernandez
Wonder what battleship he has a painting of
Hate to see the size of the menu.
Well that got sour quickly.
@adamconover.net just listened to "Everything in America is a Pyramid Scheme Now with Bridget Read". Reminded me, Crypto is "Uber for LML" you don't even need friends or a basement
How Trump Helped Pedophile Ghislaine Maxwell Get Special Treatment & a Transfer Trump helps notorious pedophiles like Ghislaine Maxwell but is perfectly fine unleashing the National Guard on Washington, D.C. It's a great time to be the worst human being on Earth. open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...
The Guess Whom
#HEYHEYHEYHEY The Royals have won the first two of this critical homestand! The offense keeps rolling. Can they finally get over the hump tomorrow?
sure you're not mixing eruption with erection dysfunction ?
Good old Epstein J. Antoni
National Guard deployed to protect the Epstein Files.
The fuck?
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
Nor is he a fish, who knew!?
Ah but if you look like tony soprano you won't have to care
This is a cool multiverse, but could I have the version where one or the other was yeoman and the other went home to manage a hardware store but we still have a functioning democracy
Pivetta looks like he needs to remember that he gets to play a game for a job
Looks like they should be playing 16"
Seems like yesterday we were saying it too early to...
If Weird Al does a classics album "Sexual Rumspringa" would be a boon to the Marvin Gaye estate
And why don't they make airplanes out of the stuff they make the black boxes from?
Felon/GOP promised to usher in an American “golden age”! Instead, what USA is getting is the “gold” you see in an unflushed toilet bowl! Felon/GOP’s economy is the worst since their COVID crashed economy! Chaotic trade wars, high tariffs, higher prices for Americans, a shrinking economy, & job loss!
BREAKING: With #2030Census prep already underway, President Trump says he's instructed Commerce Dept to "immediately begin work" on a "new" census that excludes people living in the states without legal status from a count the 14th Amendment says must include “whole number of persons in each state”
It's salty
On games like this @royals.com fans need to scroll the time line to remember how much we don't know
COMMIE MOMMY COP!!!! #HEYHEYHEYHEY
India moved, they are trying to find him
Damn entitled
If he gets hit like this in games imagine how many beans to the head he's seen
damn entitled JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip | JD Vance | The Guardian share.google/u870f9qaN4S0...
‘I must document everything’: the film about the Palestinian photographer killed by missiles in Gaza
Royals fans, nothing but patience
Clark #22 too on the nose?
Ah but what about goblin buses
Uh, color ? 🟠
Speedway Stalag, was right there. Either way the SS shirt will sell like pancakes
licentious alliteration
What the heck is it with 3rd outs this year!! #royals
I had to look to make sure I hadn't been replaying an inning or two
Yeah but Lewis commits
Imagine if every single Democrat suddenly and incessantly had a vowel shift and started pronouncing the other party Republicon. Petty, maybe; but it just might stick
And zero on today's line up, go figure
Welcome to the pambondicon
Long time listener; first time dictator
Larrykingdom?
Enough with entitlement culture.
I'm listening.
This must not be who we are.👇
popular anti-fascism as taxpayer revolt...might have some legs
Wow, can't afford to not be on drugs!
Just as we all predicted
Kamehameha! #KCRoyals win!!! #FountainsUp
Carlos trying to make a save situation again
Noticed that too, thought it was just the Batter-Meinhof effect
The worst cover up in US history! Fishy MAGA cover up. The real criminals are the illegitimate, criminals felon and his illegal evil regime and enablers covering up for the pedophile in the WH #PedoTrump bsky.app/profile/tara... #MAGATerrorists #TrumpMustGoNow youtube.com/watch?v=edDS...
