these repellent catholic freaks need to crawl back down the sewer they came from and leave advanced society tf alone www.cnn.com/2025/09/02/p...
I should have worked much harder I should have just not bothered Some Girls out now from Galileo Press 😈💅🏼
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these repellent catholic freaks need to crawl back down the sewer they came from and leave advanced society tf alone www.cnn.com/2025/09/02/p...
being a millennial is honestly the best because 5 minutes after you finally start making a livable wage you're eligible for age discrimination 😌
This is a Jamelle Bouie stan account 🫡
Just got a request from a recent intern for my input on a rate for a freelance job. The message was clearly AI generated. And just like that, I don’t feel bad about this generation’s terrible job prospects 😇
“Well, everyone knows the south actually won the civil war. What this book presupposes is… maybe they didn’t.”
Waaahh no one ever held my hand and taught me how to draw and praised me for my skills I need AI to express myself creatively MY GOD grow up and learn how to fail like the pile of organic matter you forgot you are
Sartre wrote hell is other people because B2b saas wasn’t invented yet
It’s important that they each have their own senator
I keep thinking we will get through this by collectively galvanizing some sort of shared ingrained resilience until I remember the defining national characteristic is currently making chatGPT a woman so you can verbally abuse her
the only surprising thing about Luigi is that he got a healthcare CEO and not a student loan company CEO
And that’s why there will be no professionals
I think we should be honest that the *Greatest Generation* people [who were white] fought fascism ABROAD while they overwhelmingly supported fascism AT HOME. And frankly, those chickens have come home to roost now.
I have never been more sure of a lie in my life
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
www.hobartpulp.com/web_features... We cover everything from Debord to Rod Stewart and hating work in this convo 😇
(seeing the president wandering around on the roof while the economy adds 3 jobs per month amid weekly pedophilia revelations) time to sign a billion dollar settlement with this man
"I asked ChatGPT..." okay well I asked actual people and we all agree you're a dipshit
Folks, George W Bush was an absolutely TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE President. PLEASE understand this.
after driving straight through the center of this country I have never been more certain that every city needs to hang a banner from the top of its tallest building that says "god is fake GROW UP"
why is sufjan the only christian who's not demon-coded
First politician to run on the "Republicans don't get pussy" platform will win a landslide
Does anyone know why democrats can’t hire a mailman without 60 senate votes and republicans can break the country according to their own deeply sick whims within a few months
Motherfuckers have tinder and complain that women don’t just appear in their bedroom naked
Millennials have taken almost nothing but Ls but the fact that these 2 are the most consequential among us is arguably as bad as columbine, 9/11, the 2008 crash, and having to recollect all of our music in at least 3 formats.
Hopefully all of it
Still waiting to meet that “good“ sect of Christianity which doesn’t harbor biases against other human beings.
All these years later and Phoenix still sounds like the kidz bop Strokes.
This is a Peter Bogdanovitch subtweet
The people we regard as the deepest darkest artistic intellectual titans of the twentieth century, uniquely suited to grapple with the essence of humanity itself are like ‘I met this 18-year-old blonde playboy model and there was just something about her… some ineffable quality I couldn’t define.’
Stereotypical white-collar office work being recoded as "adult daycare" is a good example of how any job that women start succeeding in is going to be immediately devalued by society.
They didn’t find it contemplating the mysteries of the universe as a 12 year old girl
Republicans threatening to jail Democrats because every single Republican is a criminal or a freak unfit to exist in society
Tbh I’ve always thought Karen was a successful psyop. Some woman wants to use an expired 40% off discount at Michael’s while these guys have completely stolen our collective future tech.news.am/eng/news/498...
the guy who invented baseball pants:
Why are so many Republicans pedophiles? Could it be that their whole worldview is based around domination and humiliation and that their sexual practices often derive from that impulse?
Is this one of those fake contests you pay to win
The dumbest most boring and hateful losers stomping their feet and getting whatever they want is getting really really old
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only 90s kids will get this: inability to advance in any career due to economic downturn coupled with a large boomer population still working
Extremely sick of this eraser looking freak
It’s not that I think everyone who uses ChatGPT is stupid, it’s that I know they are
Running for president on the platform that rural America is a meth-riddled shithole populated exclusively by inbred illiterates that never have and never will produce anything of value
Same tbh and it’s not wrong
Can u come pick me up they’re playing stomp clap-core in the office
Why do they all look like sweaty, frantic, deservedly lonely potatoes
He spilled
It's strange to measure the time since I've been out of college by remembering that as an environmental studies major in ~2008, it was aspirational to work for the NRDC under RFK Jr., and The Population Bomb (1968) was presented to us as a compelling piece of environmental writing.
He never said this?
really insane that these people talk about a "male loneliness epidemic" in a country with a rapist loser epidemic
This Homeland’s heritage is a couple of illiterate cousin fuckers with a life expectancy of 29 whose kid will also die in a month 🫡
Crockett: "I need people of color to understand that the scheme of the Republicans has consistently been to make sure that they mute our voices. I fully anticipate that's where they are going with this map."
Like 25% of all news now is like breaking: a racist opened his mouth
wait till Ken Paxton is elected. He'll make Cruz look like Mr. Rogers
Deacon blues! 🎹
The President—who uses antisemitic slurs—is building concentration camps and an enormous secret police force. Ya know, maybe this is just because I’m Jewish, but I wish the political opposition and the media made a bigger deal about it!
Elon Musk is like if a college freshman had billions of dollars to spend on every genius idea they have while high
"denying a thing I think I deserve to other people who i don't think deserve it" is the entire goddamned GOP platform, it's not a fuckin dunk
People are having less kids and have more debt. But they are buying more clothes that fall apart after washing them two times and ordering DoorDash so its impossible to say if it’s bad or not
I spoke too soon! Time for the biennial tradition of Texas Democrats setting a billion dollars on fire✅
«Guaranteed income did more than just pay my bills. It restored my sense of control. It gave me the power to imagine a future again and then start building it.» www.baltimoresun.com/2025/06/26/a... #BasicIncome
Meanwhile in Texas… Seems fitting that instead of an appealing democrat w a billion dollars of donations running to unseat the worst person alive, the next new senator from Texas will make Ted Cruz look like Mr. Rogers. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Real talk, the only reason people expect Muslim leaders to immediately enact sharia law when they take office is because thats what Christians do.
i'm gonna be real, it's depressing as fuck that the dem establishment threw as much money and energy behind Cuomo for a fucking mayoral gig. was the issue for them that Harris isn't a sex pest? like where was this last year.
average american christian
Sorry I finally turned into the joker after a full lifetime of reading ‘the pro-life party🙄’ in response to the 47,000th story of republicans murdering a child in cold blood
But that’s exactly what they wanted
The State media outrage apparatus is still yammering on about Benghazi, meanwhile a Christian white nationalist trump supporter just went on a killing spree and we all memory holed it after a week
Remember when 28 million American women lost access to life saving medical care 3 years ago and everyone just went on with their lives and pretended it didn't happen
It makes perfect sense. They want to enrich their portfolios and do not care if Americans starve to death. There's no math problem to do here.
Note that gas isn't cheap either but now it doesn't matter because a rapist is in the White House and so the media is going to protect him come hell or high water
the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states
I love it when people are like ‘why is this profession that requires the ability to think critically and knowing how to read 95% liberal?! I demand that more malignant illiterates enter the field!!’
People have been “writers” since sticks etched in dirt, since polyvocalism made a text. Of course a person with three LLMs, 19 smartphones, free fast wifi, open source word processing & Amazon marketplace hates people who get it done when they choose not to do whatever it is they claim to want.
I have never seen a more blatant fallacy printed anywhere in my ultimately-defined-by-and-still-suffering-from-the-effects of-2008-millennial LIFE
I’m at a protest with a whole bunch of octogenarians leading chants about how transphobia has go to go and I wish the paid consultant class who are always trying to triangulate the party into meaninglessness would talk to a few of them.
Because the republicans are carrying out their agenda of murdering democrats, which is what they were elected to do. Her silence on this is not a contradiction. Hope this helps
work is good because the executive who wants you to be open to collaborating with AI to better assist in it taking your job also doesn't know how to connect his airpods to his laptop
Local woman too stressed about B2B SaaS job to think too much about democracy’s brutal death
Incidentally I’m calling for a southern Baptist ban
Paying student loans during civil war: an American tale
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
That’s because no one that this would be made to upset actually thinks trafficking and abusing girls is wrong. It is in fact the literal point of the party!
bsky.app/profile/deca... 😭
‘But what happens when the girl picks up the sword and kills the orc herself? What happens when she goes ahead and rules the kingdom without a man at her side?… Can he find a way to be something worth wanting for his own sake—a man who is wanted even despite not being needed?’
Everyone: AI will steal your job and burn your home Median American voter: I like too make teh picshure
Did David Brent write this
The pink talons…. 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼🔥
THANK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
LinkedIn is where Wharton grads with ‘husband. Father. B2B payments disruptor.’ in their bios reply ‘here here’ to ChatGPT written posts about the importance of breathing air
If you think about it Ayn Rand is really winning the 21st century. Let this inspire us all to write terrible books with bad ideas 💅🏼
Product managers love Joe Rogan and are fans of Kanye in the present tense fyi
America, I’ve given you all and now you want me to like and reply to my boss’ boss LinkedIn post to increase visibility
"What could age ever offer a woman beyond invisibility and psychic pain? Far too many women I know agree with the answer patriarchal forces have provided for us: nothing." - @angelicabastien.bsky.social angelicabastien.substack.com/p/i-am-so-fu...
macro-dosing mental illness (being alive currently )
Loving this book although I’m extremely pissed about the LAPD (and everything else)
whoever sanctioned the kardashian-coded rosa parks: jail
Dork-ass millennials are like "bring on the zombie apocalypse😋😜🤣" for 2 decades then don't realize when they become the zombies
