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@decaturbartlett.bsky.social

created November 15, 2024

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And yet they do nothing to address mental health, either

29/8/2025, 1:38:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just Google teabag Decatur

26/8/2025, 3:30:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The NRA’s entire existence is predicated on this scenario, and yet…

17/8/2025, 9:07:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve got an IG feed that shows me every car break-in and stolen package in Atlanta and I am telling you it is not healthy

17/8/2025, 6:06:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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May it drive straight into the ocean

15/8/2025, 7:17:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has the potential to be the funniest fucking thing in history

13/8/2025, 4:21:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s really wild is how much the parents are invested in it. Like it’s the final test of whether they raised a popular kid.

9/8/2025, 2:15:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmm. I’m starting to think he might be up to something. Please continue to monitor.

6/8/2025, 5:35:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maggie Haberman is perpetually fascinated by the clown show that she has uncritically emceed

6/8/2025, 1:55:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is not cool George

1/8/2025, 11:09:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My brother Fredo runs this place

26/7/2025, 7:05:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude builds the lowest quality trash housing in the country

15/7/2025, 5:25:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are now saying “raw dogged” on the Today Show so I’m pretty sure we’ve crossed the Rubicon

13/7/2025, 11:13:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, they may not.

13/7/2025, 2:44:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4.0 weighted, travel baseball and a 1200 SAT. Essay about the time you saw a homeless guy on the Panhandle. Def Ivy material.

12/7/2025, 1:25:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From 2005-2018 I have no idea what was happening but I did see the entire Cars franchise in theaters

28/6/2025, 8:30:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No he doesn’t, he’s just a bigot

26/6/2025, 8:51:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Sue everybody” - Frank Rizzo

26/6/2025, 1:30:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shipped to the US with a quick stop in Moscow for battery upgrades

17/6/2025, 10:10:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Came here to find one person who picked up on this. Never seen a golfer ice his wife like that before

16/6/2025, 12:40:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has been the entire conversation in my house for the last 20 minutes

16/6/2025, 12:35:22 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only there was some entity that could explore and answer those questions

15/6/2025, 6:50:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s just seasoning the hull

14/6/2025, 5:32:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/6/2025, 7:54:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#taco

30/5/2025, 10:24:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They ignore the fundamental and Patriotic truth that the rights we honor within our borders are conveyed by God, who knows nothing of your citizenship.

5/5/2025, 7:28:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A buddy of mine hires a mobile knife sharpener once a year to come to his house. Invites guys over to drink beer and bring knives. Most creative dad-level social event you’ll ever see.

5/5/2025, 2:51:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How would you like 200 friends?

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1/5/2025, 3:21:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But aren’t these tariffs meant to raise revenue to offset tax cuts? Which is it?!

4/4/2025, 9:22:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Corny ass prayers like they’re stepping off to liberate Europe and not just blowing up an apartment building with a fucking drone

27/3/2025, 12:14:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they commit to wearing red CCCP sweaters I am on board for the hockey part of the negotiation

18/3/2025, 5:53:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/2/2025, 12:25:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view