I need a friend like you. I also have a helpful mouth for that mouthwatering clit, too.
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I need a friend like you. I also have a helpful mouth for that mouthwatering clit, too.
No, but I eat pussy and ass
But Jesus wants you to shave it into the shape of the cross, to honor your Lord and Savior. Keeps vampires away from your cooter, too
Biggest and most celebrated GLOBAL holiday!
This beautiful cat greets you all! 😊 #cat #catday #bluesky
So very pretty and sexy! I love panty play and making them wet...
And how did the Trump administration honor the 5 Capitol police officers who died as a result of the insurrection?! By spitting on law enforcement by pardoning the violent J6 mob.
The odds of me being reincarnated as your next bicycle seat must be slim to non-existent
I would devour your sweet, mouthwatering pussy until you are a squirming, whimpering, soaked mess begging for release
The lyrics are GOLD!
She deserves to be pampered
Ravenously. Every delectable inch of you.
As a boomer,all I can say is "BOOM, nailed it!"
Haha no, just reels, but I wouldn't complain if it were live and in person 1😂
No, you won't live that long on the hot dog diet
I can't count the number of women I've seen doing this. It's a gimmick and they're all on board with this fad for click bait. In another month it will be something else
I wouldn't be able to stop
You should also teach him when to use "then" or "than."
Damn my schedule fucks me every day 😂😔😪 I have no doubt you are a gorgeous vision
Jennings needs that smarmy smirk slapped off his face permanently
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I would feed you well
Best belated happy birthday wishes! 🎂🥳 🎉🎈🎁🎊 🍾💥🥂
Looking 😍🔥 but I think there should be more hard lunges and repetitive thrusting in your routine, with extra "protein shakes"
I'm juggling DiFranco and Coldplay but I'll go with Coldplay. And hey, it was great meeting you at the Guns N' Roses gig!
I grew up in the 70s so I'm a Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Stones, Floyd.... too numerous to list fan
Daayyuummm! Starting with my tongue and fingers. I would feast on every luscious, delectable inch of you!
1500% I am!!
Careful, Erin. Trump may try to nuke you!
Good Sunday morning my children! Last night, I had a vision where The Lord spoke to me and said He was going to miraculously save and raise up Gavin Newsom to fulfill His holy prophecies. I’m just fucking with ya. Hey MAGA evangelicals: do you see how stupid you sound? 🤪🖕🏻
Superb 🔥😍
You are luscious temptation
A mere taste could never suffice...
Violets are blue Roses are red I'll stick it in you After you give me some head
Oh my 😈
Happy doggo... 😍 #dog #dogday #bluesky
They lie like they breathe, or are supremely intellectually challenged
Such a good goddess princess
Don't try to limit me to just one option lol. You also neglected to include slapping, pinching, pulling, and twisting...
Now Obama is The President "We The People" can be Proud Of.......
She's also the only child rapist in history to be moved to a minimum security camp with potential work release one week after meeting with the Deputy Attorney General.
If rolls of plastic wrap were people, I would be serving consecutive multiple sentences for something most people would consider justifiable homicide.
Koh: If he were serious about cutting crime he wouldn't be proposing cutting $400 million from the ATF or cutting $500 million from the FBI, 700 agents or the DEA with with drug enforcement or the office of violence against women, 100 million from there
You've whetted my appetite and I hunger for more.
Famished
Every activated Guardsman has a family, a job, school, or something that they are leaving to do their duty. It’s one thing when it’s a war… or a real mass civil disturbance, which those only last a few days. But to rip these people from their lives for a show… is awful.
The party of groomers and child molesters
If he lies about the simple things, you know he lies about everything.
E.J. Antoni’s nomination as BLS chief raises worries about political bias affecting key economic data. His strong conservative ties risk the agency’s neutrality. Keeping BLS independent is vital for accurate, trustworthy statistics. Without safeguards, public trust and policymaking suffer.
If they didn't spread hate, intolerance, and lies they'd have nothing
Alas, my ex wife would have spread her legs for you in a heartbeat
So how much more will this cost the US taxpayers in an effort to distract us from the Epstein files?
I can't think of any place else I'd rather be
This is something a redneck bumpkin would do to their trailer if they hit the lottery
I wouldn't think of calling you a filthy, needy, disgusting cumdump without a proper introduction. I'm a gentleman!
And like a true work of art, you should be properly mounted...
I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. My thoughts are with you during this difficult time
Sounds almost like some kind of dumpster. Have you tried a garden hose with the nozzle set to "JET?"
It's glorious!
⚘️☕️ good morning 😘
Rest well
I was going to tell you a good time travel joke but as it turns out, you didn't like it.
You succeeded
Proof of said hard night. I had to be sneaky quick to grab this pic and this cock at work lol
It's definitely going to be a long hard night ugh
I'm at work and I'm straining against my pants which are now extra snug 😈
That delightfully perky dark nipple needs sucked and bitten
Well done! It's a tale as old as time itself, with your signature lewd and quirky twist. Brava 🤣
"Confetti" everywhere!
Poor little lonely holes and my tongue is doing absolutely nothing
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This might haunt my dreams but it positively would if you were straddling my face. Delicious
How can you have "empathy" for a dead person. You can have empathy for grieving loved ones, unless those loved ones also happen to be racist Nazi pieces of shit, in which case, fuck off.
A mere kiss could never suffice
I would take great pleasure feeling your labia between my lips and under my tongue
Yes 🔥😈🔥
She always makes me very hungry and very hard
Wittew Marco gonna cwy?
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Very cool!
This is great news! I'm so relieved and happy for you and with you 🤗💕
You are, without a shadow of doubt, positively, undeniably, unequivocally (and all the other synonyms 😆), a brilliant, talented, stunningly beautiful and sexy woman. Happy birthday, you delicious delight! 🌹
I just blocked a new follower, but not before I commented on their post that "Yellowstone is one word and that it's spelled beer," instead of chilled bear 🤣
Yellowstone is one word and it is spelled beer lol what a moron
Ugh. It hurts my heart to see this. Just know that you are loved and should be wrapped up in warm hugs every day ❤️
Who's old? 😫
Guess who wants this photo banned from the internet? Please like and repost! 😉😘
Always making me salivate, one way or another...
Everything looks amazing!
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I quit smoking almost 3 years ago and I still get cravings. They have been tenfold since the election. I've almost bought cigarettes too many times to count. I refuse to allow these sociopathic ChristoFascist halfwits take this achievement from me but it's not easy!
lf I ever see you microwave leftover pizza, I consider it grounds for divorce.
Exactly! You escape my wrath. Also, this was supposed to be a post so I have no idea why you were tagged! 😂 Everything glitching on me lately lol
@invisibleskye.bsky.social I lf I ever see you microwave leftover pizza, I consider it grounds for divorce.
Oh no it breaks my heart to see this 😔
It will all just end up on the floor anyway 😈😊
I love celery. Not so much the cauliflower but Brussel sprouts and broccoli are a big yes
Pie... and cake 😏😋
The original, oh yes! As well as the novel