“What if Trump dies?” Is an excellent question. I expect it will be exactly as predictable as diarrhea.
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“What if Trump dies?” Is an excellent question. I expect it will be exactly as predictable as diarrhea.
Appointing RFK Jr to lead the NIH makes as much sense as making him Trump’s Hospice Nurse. Can we?
Moreover, once Pam Bondi compromised herself for one thing, she was owned. Kompromat is a deadly game of Dominos.
That’s JD’s couch foreplay. Run for the Forest, Couch, run!
This is it, after redactions.
There is no way she committed suicide WHILE writing her memoir. I’m sorry. She was taken out by this heinous pedophile ring.
Naw. I’d vote for BOTH of you, Kat. There’s room for ALL good people at the table.
I can honestly say… Roger Stone can’t form grammatically correct sentences. It’s a MAGA, a-hole thing.
Omg, gag me with a spoonful of indoctrination!
To the Nebraska (and counting) MAGA farmers going bankrupt, maybe you should sell some of your Trump Trading Cards, or Trump Crypto, or DJT stock. It’s up in value, right? You’re not suckers, right?
I hope it hurts.
Sure! And this dog has NO idea who did this!
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is guilty of ONE thing. The uproar surrounding his detainment exposed the Trump Administration’s barbarism and now they think of him as a whistleblower, unwitting but still a threat.
That’s 450 million wasted. What would DOGE say? “No refunds on Alligator Alcatraz merch!”
Why stop at 100 seats? Why not 1,000? Why not a million? Orange Julius is losing his narcissistic touch.
How does Donald’s own skin not crawl when he looks at himself? But then, maybe it does, and that’s why he, like the Golden Gate Bridge, gets repainted constantly.
ICE was supposed to go after the “worst of the worst,” gangs, cartels, etc. They don’t because they fear retaliation. These fat toads need to fear retaliation, not Carte Blanche.
Donald Trump is Wile E. Coyote.
The zone has been so flooded with hyperbole since Trump came down that escalator that it’s hard to believe anything. This is part of the Republican plan and, yes, more ppl DO need to wise up to it.
While simultaneously hijacking the term “American” the way MAGA hijacked “patriot” and the national flag. These weasels prey on the naive and uneducated.
The Trump Administration is a National embarrassment and a high security risk, but to Mr. “POO-tihn,” they are his National treasure. 😩🤮
He does! “Sir,” many people say, big STRONG men, the STRONGEST men say while crying, “you deserve to win 1500%! Can I have a lock of hair to keep under my pillow to keep ghouls away?”
Vladimir told Trump our U.S. elections lack integrity? Vladimir, who somehow wins all his elections by 110%, says you can’t trust US?
Awesome! You just KNOW Trump’s inner circle is trying to hide this from him, on account of his itty bitty short “fuse.”
It really is fascinating but I HATED that Putin was waxing nostalgic about it. I mean, his own henchman arrived in a USSR shirt.
“They have never found a paint that looks like gold,” laments Donald Trump, as he simultaneously reveals his lifelong ambition: Fraud.
“Why is everyone talking about mid-cycle redistricting now?” Because Trump and the GOP brought it up in order to retain a stranglehold. It’s mid-decade cheating and it’s unprecedented. Gerrymandering needs to be banned. Period. Does the League of Women disagree?
Shocking. North Carolina Reps apparently care more about the Red Wolves than they do Democracy.
Powerful message and BRILLIANTLY cut with flowery images to shake off the detectors forever attacking this message! 💥❤️
Donald is a 4-dimensional narcissist, and malignantly foul!
Night Phoenix! Trump is 2 consonants from Chump! Go Newsom!
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President Newsom
Kash cashed out. He's pooped.
This waterFALL is a waterFAIL?
Did I dream that Biden handed Trump an historically strong economy only 8 months ago, or did I have one beer too many?
I hate that everything that happens politically is a result of polling. It’s SO artificial and SO disingenuous and there is no way it wouldn’t result in the 2 dictator’s browbeating Zelenskyy into donating a lung.
He can and will. On August 15th, Donald will get down on his knees, again, for Putin.
Here’s how it will go: No talking. Popcorn will be passed out. Dictators will sit for movie. Movie starts. It’s of Trump w a 12-yr-old. Then Trump w a 13-yr-old. Movie ends. Still no talking. Trump stands, grabs his balls, hands them to Vlad.
Omg, they are trying to humanize Evil Stephen by using his wife?! How pathetic!
Most ICE agents say, “Get in my Penske!” Dean Cain will say, “Get in my belly!”
They are literally seeking Kyle Rittenhouses! Shameless and FORMERLY illegal!
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If RFK Jr was TRYING to kill people, what would he do differently than he’s doing now? Nothing. The answer is nothing.
Haha! Imagine how Mexico feels!
Texas sticks out like a blister, infected and oozing puss.
If Ghislaine Maxwell had brown or black skin, would she still have her “due process rights remaining”?
I’ll translate Tammy Bruce: “I wont answer THAT but I WILL ramble long enough that it SEEMS like I did.”
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When a ruble = rubble, you’re talking about Russia in 2025.
FanTAStic issue of Democracy Docket, Marc! The offense of the radical right is lunacy and your tireless defense is SO appreciated! 💥💯💙
Hahaha! Golf-plated jobs, too, many people are saying!
Trump does not plan to leave the White House again. He will park his Qatari jet outside his Ballroom, if he gets his way.
What’s it say that I’m more surprised about a town called Anaconda than a shooting and manhunt? 😥
Sixteen different BlueSky handles, including actual duplicates, all following me. Is it love or stalking?
This needs to happen from coast to coast. Show up, speak up, undress the bad actors.
I won’t be surprised if he were to build a gold-plated “spa” next, and staff it with minors. He’s peak emboldened.
You would THINK he’s smart enough to “get it” and leave it alone, but apparently smart perverts are different.
How high are the windows in the White House?
Kavanaugh is a party boy. Alito is a rebel. Barrett probably WORKED there!
Odds are $787,000,000 to 1 that that’s not true.
What’s it called when old, over-with conversations continue in your brain? Is that inner monologue? Or wishful thinking? Schizophrenia? Epilogue?
Very welcome, good soul!
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Hiya Jaye! Wow, you have one, too?! I need a cutting!
I don’t know how you can afford these places! You must have Money Plants.
And that tit for tat something Democrats have never done, too busy taking the High Road that leads to a Dead End. 💥
It is, or something equally damning. Why? Because dirty people can be controlled and manipulated.
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Clearly, Gavin Newsom gets it and needs to be our Democrat nominee in 2028. He fights.
This is crazy but I feel like China got what they asked for by enforcing their “One Child Policy” until recently.
I still refuse to trust him. Massie is a proven POS.
Bondi learns Donald Trump is named in the Epstein Files, and proceeds to cover for him? What kind of person prioritizes a pedophile over hundreds of children?
Trump is so dumb, he’d be flattered to be called dumb, so long as you credited him w being the dumbest, and that many ppl say it.
Haha, the old “torn cornea” huh? Ironic, when it’s the rest of the world that can’t believe what they are SEEING from “Bondage” Bondi.
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Doesn’t sound like NASA will be making the list of “Best Places to Work” THIS year. How awful and catastrophic this is and will be for years to come.
He’s melting!
ExACTly!
Trump seems hellbent to own the title of “Worst President Ever,” a title previously held by #45! What a winner this loser is!
Surely, it’s got nothing to do with living on Big Macs and Diet Coke, real cane sugar or not! What a butthead.
Done, and thank you, and I’m sorry your journey has been so hard. Keep shining your light and brightening this place up. ☀️🌹❤️
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Yo yo Yoda! I’d be honored.
Seriously! They could be usefully feeding the fishes right now instead of killing the elderly and immigrants.
Translation: I don’t want to answer THAT question, so I’ll answer one you didn’t ask.
GENIUS is for dummies. TRUTH Social lies. Big Beautiful Bill? Ugliness. PATRIOT = insurrectionist MANY SAY = nobody said CHRISTIANS aren’t. MAGA is for suckers.
They want a revolution? Let’s give them one the old-fashioned way. Tar and feather the mother (and father and children) pluckers.
If this is what we all think it is, it’ll be the biggest “Gate” ever.
What’s truly twisted is that Trump is an oversized, toupee-headed, orange-faced Oompa Loompa calling OTHERS unattractive.
LOVE me some Steinbeck! Following all!
Oh, Bill is all over the flight logs, but it’s FAR more alarming that our sitting president is a pedophile. It’s not a dumpster fire. It’s a 5-alarm blaze.
He’s just a big Oompa Loompa.
Morning Phoenix!
YOU rock, Ms. Kitty!
