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Devnull

@devnull73.bsky.social

Atheist, leans hard left, retro tech enthusiast. Been a programmer for nearly 40 years. Knows stuff. Unsolicited DM = block

created September 21, 2023

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Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

It's so brain-dead, it's not as if there aren't reliable statistics that show the most dangerous cities are all in the south.

2/9/2025, 3:13:55 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly we should all take a year off social media, go outside, play with the dog and talk to real humans.

2/9/2025, 3:00:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh noes, you mean over time more people will have brown skin? That's... completely inconsequential...

2/9/2025, 10:11:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone chatted with these guys to see what they think about it all?

1/9/2025, 11:05:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm terrible at it to be honest. I've got Crohn's. As someone told me 30 years ago: "The best thing about Crohn's is it doesn't kill you. The worst thing about Crohn's is that it doesn't kill you." 😂

1/9/2025, 10:33:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there a way to turn it off? It gives me the irrits.

1/9/2025, 3:22:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

We're all dying Mishell... Some of us are just better at it than others 😜

1/9/2025, 3:17:54 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

And if you use a sequence as a primary key on a table with heavy inserts, don't come crying to me. I have some real horror stories from my time. Everybody sees the db as an afterthought these days. Recently I was told "we don't do indexes, that's a DBA thing" by the lead on a project.

31/8/2025, 3:34:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

You'd think, but no. Wholesale energy prices are set by the most expensive generator dispatched. It's complicated, but in general generators are dispatched from cheapest to most expensive. The greater the load, the higher the price.

31/8/2025, 3:12:44 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

First project - 8580 SID clone.

30/8/2025, 2:56:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

A Commodore 64, of course.

29/8/2025, 11:29:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Noooo but I love your face!

29/8/2025, 5:41:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Same thing I think?

28/8/2025, 2:49:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I've yet to see AI snort cocaine off a stripper's tits.

28/8/2025, 12:30:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes there are. "We have instituted waiting periods, strict safe storage laws, banned (semi) auto guns, and will perform deep background checks on anybody applying to purchase. The NRA has been declared a terrorist organisation."

28/8/2025, 12:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I love the way he uses the word "unconstitutional", as if he has the foggiest idea what it means.

28/8/2025, 12:24:35 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Once more, in English? 🤣

28/8/2025, 12:23:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Ownership of residential property for investment should be heavily regulated. Instead of massive cities, we should concentrate on high-speed rail between satellite centres of a reasonable size.

28/8/2025, 12:20:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, mining companies should pay into a trust to cover land rehab. A proportion of all resources should be reserved for the public, to be sold/used by them. Bailout money from the government implies ownership. Core services (power, water, rail, health etc) should be govt owned and operated.

28/8/2025, 12:18:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Just one more thing (he says sounding like Columbo), we also need to amend laws so that the management of companies face consequences. Currently they are legally mandated to effectively do whatever it takes to increase shareholder value, and enjoy broad protections from the fallout.

28/8/2025, 12:14:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, exactly. I'm not sure where conservatives got the idea that trans people want special treatment - everyone I know just wants the same rights as everyone else.

28/8/2025, 12:07:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Government funds parties, no donations above $x. Mandatory voting. Preferential voting. Outlaw gerrymandering. Job done.

27/8/2025, 11:00:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm considering taking up smoking to help me kick this nicotine gum addiction.

27/8/2025, 4:48:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which will cause inflation to spiral out of control. He's not exactly a Rhodes scholar.

27/8/2025, 1:06:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Deep breathing commences...

27/8/2025, 12:58:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Commodore 64 ROMs? Actually, Commodore PET ROMs? 🤣

26/8/2025, 11:19:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Not flawless by any means, but still damn good.

26/8/2025, 11:10:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Very, very true. One of the main reasons Australia has such stable government is that one of our leading political parties was born of, and is supported by, the unions.

26/8/2025, 4:36:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

They have stupid high ramp rates, and can easily do a big chunk of load following/FFR. They're so fast that you kind of wonder whether they negate the need for inertia.

26/8/2025, 4:20:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Prepay? So you're meant to know a parcel is coming, and somehow pay the tariff before the parcel arrives? How will the shipper know you've paid before sending? Did they think any of this through?

26/8/2025, 2:01:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

They already said Australia... New Zealand is an Aussie state, right?

26/8/2025, 1:56:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am 🤣 (Australia is in Asia, right?)

26/8/2025, 1:53:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't remember the version, but mine was slackware around 94... Wrote it to floppies at university, then later I got the X floppies too. Around the same time I went to the student guild and abused their photocopier to copy the entire Amiga hardware reference manual. Those were the days. Sigh.

26/8/2025, 1:52:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't cross the street to piss on him if he was burning.

26/8/2025, 1:49:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, how is a string not a char array to begin with? 🤣

26/8/2025, 1:48:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm an Aussie! Unfortunately I'm also old, sick, fat, and a man. Other than that, you and I are a perfect match, cobber! 😜

26/8/2025, 1:45:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh good. As the USA slides into being north Korea, Dems will be sure to commence infighting. Awesome.

25/8/2025, 11:50:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeh yeh Trump, do Chicago. It absolutely will not annoy the Mafia, and you certainly will not end up sleeping with the fishes.

25/8/2025, 3:47:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I had to deal with crazies like ESR! Then you guys just roll in late and take all the glory :D

25/8/2025, 12:46:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me, I really should find an ebook reader that's larger and handles PDF perfectly, for tech manuals. My old old old kindle doesnt cut it.

25/8/2025, 12:39:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

in 85 I was writing stock market simulators in commodore 64 basic :D COBOL came much later, in 91 believe it or not.

25/8/2025, 12:36:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor excuse. Should've been installing Linux on your teddy ruxpin. Meanwhile I had to put up with RMS. You're welcome.

24/8/2025, 11:08:20 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Mate, you're 30+ years too late. My first distro was slackware, which I downloaded at University and wrote to a bunch of floppies. I got a tux tattoo in 99. Why so late to the party? 😜

24/8/2025, 11:02:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

First rule of sleep club is you do not talk about sleep club.

24/8/2025, 10:37:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 11:14:26 AM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. Just... wow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR_K...

24/8/2025, 10:42:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? I was always told that oats contain something chemically similar to gluten, which some celiacs could tolerate and others could not. I'm gluten free due to damage due to Crohn's, and can tolerate oats just fine, although oat milk itself gave me a rash.

24/8/2025, 5:35:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

For a short moment I thought it was a Voodoo doll and a large pin, and was a comment on self-harm of some description 🤣 I guess that's a glance into my psyche you didn't need 😜

24/8/2025, 5:29:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Norm teaches us how to murder Janice. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Ra...

23/8/2025, 12:08:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once this Trump thing is over they should hold a public bonfire on the white house lawn, and torch anything that Trump touched.

23/8/2025, 4:56:13 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I would, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.

23/8/2025, 4:33:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that they even spoke to her at all is proof Trump is a rock spider. There was zero legitimate reason to even give her the time of day.

23/8/2025, 2:25:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boobs!

22/8/2025, 5:43:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like to pop in but when you're on I'm asleep 😁

22/8/2025, 5:36:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Car fucker? I don't know the story, but does he fuck *in* cars, or does he fuck cars?

22/8/2025, 1:20:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhh, that would explain why I've only burnt down 1000 hectares of Amazon rainforest (while raping the locals) this month. Any further woke and I'll stop driving my coal-powered penis extension.

22/8/2025, 1:16:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

And I hope someone is taking names. When this is all over, it is crucial that everyone involved ends up behind bars. Biden failed us by letting Trump dodge jail, there's no way it can happen a second time without inviting a repeat performance from these Nazis.

21/8/2025, 1:46:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

California's response to Texas gerrymandering will simply force his hand into declaring war/martial law/some sort of bullshit allowing him to cancel the election. The very best we can hope for is that the next crazy guy has better aim.

21/8/2025, 1:44:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine being a white male right now. I can barely show my face in public out of embarrassment. Plus, I'm gen-x, all of whom ended up being a massive disappointment.

21/8/2025, 1:41:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I usually buzz mine every few weeks (have done for more than 30 years) but I've let it go recently (mainly due to depression) so I have a head of salt and pepper 🤣 I hardly recognise myself.

20/8/2025, 2:49:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Truth is Marc, I think everyone is just positioning themselves in future history books at this point. Regardless of the outcome, you're on the right side of history.

20/8/2025, 2:43:01 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Again? Britney Spears is your spirit animal 😂

20/8/2025, 2:40:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First we started wasting power mining fake money, now we're wasting power on a giant fake teddy ruxpin. I'd ask if humans really are that stupid, but given Trump is in power I already have my answer.

20/8/2025, 2:39:17 AM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

And so much power is wasted on a giant teddy ruxpin.

20/8/2025, 2:36:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

IRC FTW. Catch me on ircnet.

20/8/2025, 2:32:29 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Random Human (@anotherben.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’ve been using “web based speak and spell for emotionally unavailable idiots”, personally.

19/8/2025, 10:12:40 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is she being held captive? Why have the police not stepped in? All of these offenders should be in prison.

19/8/2025, 5:02:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Call the police?

19/8/2025, 2:05:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

It'll be a handful of pure black paper.

18/8/2025, 11:42:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a few hard truths in life. One of them is "do not fuck with Finland". Your chance of survival is similar to when you sleep with a Gurkha's wife.

18/8/2025, 11:38:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can fix her.

18/8/2025, 7:41:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 4:50:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahaha was just gonna find this one, but you beat me to it 🤣

17/8/2025, 11:46:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On which platform? I've noticed that on Android the app very occasionally needs a restart.

17/8/2025, 3:44:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daryl Elliott (@darylelliott.bsky.social) reposted

Ha! 😂

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15/8/2025, 7:46:17 PM | 39 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Not mad young lady, just disappointed 😜

14/8/2025, 12:37:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile in Australia...

14/8/2025, 12:34:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I ordered a president from Temu, and they sent me Trump.

14/8/2025, 12:15:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry your boyfriend thinks going down is something you do in an elevator.

12/8/2025, 5:11:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

12/8/2025, 1:42:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha that trendline is pure comedy 🤣

12/8/2025, 1:38:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, he actually said "still waiting for tariffs to be passed on by foreign producers"? If this guy is an economist, I'm Princess Diana.

12/8/2025, 1:33:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd pop in if not for timezones 🤣

12/8/2025, 1:29:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

The number of people who think that AI "thinks" is quite concerning.

11/8/2025, 11:23:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have drunk anything for 15 years, but I'll have a few the day I find out he's dead.

11/8/2025, 5:04:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

5 is "12 year old girls".

10/8/2025, 11:35:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh damn, so sorry to hear that. I'm in Australia so can sympathize. Huge hugs.

10/8/2025, 5:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, why are you in a hotel crying?

10/8/2025, 5:34:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe Americans should read what's on the statue of liberty.

10/8/2025, 4:10:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 3:52:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember someone resurrecting and porting Eliza in the 80s, and everyone losing their shit over it. Goddam humans are stupid.

10/8/2025, 3:50:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI is smoke and mirrors.

10/8/2025, 3:46:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted

one of the great tragedies of our age is how many people are willing to view AI as magic because they don't understand how it functions but unwilling to exhibit any humility at all towards more important things they understand even less (like the climate or medicine)

9/8/2025, 9:18:34 PM | 3143 580 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

That was my very first thought 🤣

9/8/2025, 2:56:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Free speech is free speech.

9/8/2025, 2:47:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

When Trump is done and this is over, the tax payer will pay for the myriad of suits brought by the victims of this horrific policy. Meanwhile, all those involved in its implementation will just ride off into the sunset. If Trump wants to act like Ceaușescu, he should be treated like Ceaușescu.

9/8/2025, 2:45:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool name BTW. Great game 😉

8/8/2025, 11:31:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

You can change bedsheets?

8/8/2025, 5:56:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Devnull (@devnull73.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno, China is pretty shakey. It's all smoke and mirrors.

8/8/2025, 6:12:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view