He is forever in my head as Vinny Nibbles.
I continue to find that I am myself
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He is forever in my head as Vinny Nibbles.
We need to increase gas taxes by about a billion percent
Getting flu, covid, RSV, and pneumonia Thursday. Friday I plan to be thoroughly embedded in my couch.
It's a tangent but try saying "turbidity currents" with a brogue
oh my god becky
Had me an itty-bitty melanoma a few years ago - being told I was boring by an oncologist was the best possible outcome there. Now I get annual full body exams...
Bigus Dickus.
He's like an AI generated sycophant.
Backronyms are a hell of a drug
It's the protomolecule!
Repubs find yet another way to destroy my irony meter
Sticky supervised my pizza-making tonight
Didn't know beetles could sploot
I was a coach and route planner for a charity team, and after one distance estimate fiasco the concept of "did-ish miles" became part of our lore
Has nobody mentioned What We Do In The Shadows? Delightful fluff. BAT!
I'm very close to the children of my co-workers becoming... my co-workers.
The tracker on the TDFF site keeps losing track of Puck, arrgh
Hell of a withdrawal list today
Wishing I had Danny MacAskill abilities, day 3021
HULKARRHYTHMIA
BORK
There's no way hell is this humid
I would like 1 pint of Pogi's blood, kthnxbye
Oh my yes, binge read. And listen to the audiobooks. When I finish the last book it's very hard to not start them over again.
Whoompf.
13" black and white. Only showed Hogan's Heros and hog reports
Well, that'll give meth heads somewhere to sell the wires they're stealing, I guess
Everybody gets smoke from Canada, upper midwest gets blizzards, I'm currently short on cheese
It is the 2000th day of March 2020
Absolutely - he made expertise and knowledge a social liability, masking ignorance as "common sense".
I had a mental map of the whole of the upper midwest
I told the apple in my kitchen that it's on my commutin' audiobook list. I will eat that apple with peanut butter later this afternoon.
The burnination livestream is endlessly delightful
I'm getting a refund from Amazon, because they detected that they gave me subpar service on something and they're a super duper standup company for sure
@chuckwendig.bsky.social is behind this for sure
We're annual St. John visitors - the place we stayed a year ago had a feeder that the local 'quit population was very aware of!
Maybe he'll choose a more modern name, like Big Balls
At least they didn't call it an "Accident"
Alas, we do not, but I will propose that to the Collections team
I thought of Tim the Enchanter
Any time someone posts a picture of Skye, I remember the smell of gorse, and walking through the fairy glen near Uig in mist so thick I couldn't comprehend the landscape
Man's doing his best Ted Cruz cosplay
It should be tracked like a stock price
Xerxes, when he flogged the sea
I saw a Delorean yesterday. Remarkably good looking.
Maybe someday I'll do the 36 again but 18 was just fine yesterday
Anyone else out here in Bsky Land doing Barry Roubaix today? Crazy gorgeous weather
Yeah but Walton Goggins
Full send kinda works, though
Couple thousand in Holland, MI - the christian conservative center of the universe
wait what? I can't tell what's NPR and what's The Onion
My wife is a stage 4 CRC survivor, so good on ya for gettin' your pictures! Our kid will have to start super early, as there's a lot of family history. Enjoy the nap, and I hope the first words you hear after are "we'll see you in a decade"...
Please tell me this is a parody account.
66.6 is just Stan. HAIL STAN
Would you accept "concentric with"? Or "axially aligned"?
Love me some toothsome malk
It's just a remixed version of March 2020
everything else is just opinionated rubble
Having spent my life in and adjacent to manufacturing facilities, I have learned that anti-hazing training and compressed gas training are very related.
The women's race will be much more interesting!
That's great to hear - I assume complainers are very over-represented in my sample
Do you use an OBD thingy to monitor that? "Check yo' AGM" is a bog-standard reply to all Bolt issues and I'm coming up on 2 years with mine.
Enshittification is a way of life
god sees how weak your shoulders are and sent you a workout
"I shovel well" always floats through my head while I'm dealing with my snowy driveway
Definitely a real bone bro.
120° Angle of Empuzzlement, a feat not even a Pug can achieve!
We had a Whirlpool Direct Drive washer for ages - it was a candidate for the most maintainable machine ever made by humans.
A washing machine with a mechanical timer worked GREAT
Being 52, and remembering what I could do at 40 (let alone at 18), is the absolute worst. BODY, WHY YOU NO DO COOL THINGS ANYMOAR
Born to be the last man standing
What about some rock salt in old pantyhose
Montreal Olympics, I think
Watching the Namur women's race now, dang what a course
There's one planet and some confident debris.
My irony meter went in to safe mode 8 years ago and hasn't been able to restart since.
Those are out of network
I stick them in a mousepad, like a whisker garden than I can run my fingers through
My Bolt has a gearbox and differential that need to have their oil changed about every 100000 miles or so, and there's a similar service interval on the battery coolant. I think my phone needs more maintenance than my car...
The buttons should be Here Have Some Cheese and You Owe Me Some Cheese
They're whaaaambulances
57. Or 56 if SPEED is the movie.
Thank you for the bugs
Ours is near our kitchen area and we named it Gordon Ramsay since it's very critical of our cooking
JESUS TAKE THE D-PAD
"from before the turn of the century"🙃
Turned 50, tried to hurry up a hill, Achilles tendon immediately popped. Literally 1 hour in to a week-long vacation in the Virgin Islands.
in space, no one can hear your ugga dugga gun
I checked chucked an empty wine bottle into an empty lot in our neighborhood. We don't have any empty lots anymore
Why give him something he likes?
Michigan, so, yeah. But I grew up in Forgottonia and that's every bit as visible as Illinois Proper
I would like to be anesthetized
Make annual subscriptions an opt-in, otherwise they automatically cancel. Zombie subs shouldn't be part of a business plan.
Did you consider a Bolt? They're pretty cheap now, and if you don't need really fast charging it's fantastic.
I was charger buddies with one at work last week - looked quite nice. My Bolt EUV has been great, so hopefully that bodes well for the Equinox.
They've been crowdsourced!
