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Michael Kaplan

@differance.bsky.social

Writer. Teacher. Scholar of rhetoric, media and democracy. Chicago Bears and Arsenal fan. My work is mysterious and important.

created July 18, 2023

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Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

this is how cynical reason operates, which is why demonstrating that false claims are false gets us roughly nowhere. this is even so in the courts now, where we can see in real time judges and advocates essentially stipulating to each other that certain claims are false but go on anyway.

2/9/2025, 6:23:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

hard disagree. there is NOTHING funny about Greenwald

2/9/2025, 6:18:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in which case it is not really true that the false premises are or need to be believed by some plurality. they "work" despite not being held as valid by anyone. or *because* they are not so held.

2/9/2025, 6:16:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

What role does belief actually play in this situation?

2/9/2025, 5:25:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That leaves a lot out, and can include features that no one has in mind as part of capitalism

2/9/2025, 5:22:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kicking off one of my courses tomorrow with the question of how to define "capitalism."

2/9/2025, 2:48:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have so many questions

2/9/2025, 2:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 2:07:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

n.b. that Kant says "if you have adhered strictly to the truth, then public justice cannot lay a hand on you, whatever the unforeseen consequence might be." but of course what's at stake is the *foreseeable* consequence. that is what makes me an accomplice to the murderer if I tell the truth.

2/9/2025, 2:03:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

I wasn't addressing the specific example of the lie; I was pointing out that as far back as J.S. Mill, it's been recognized that Kant's ethics can't avoid consequentialist justifications. otherwise, his rational ethics turns immediately into irrational willfulness (and he knows it).

2/9/2025, 1:52:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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empirical consequences return with a vengeance though! he can't avoid justifying deontic constraint through a consequentialist detour.

2/9/2025, 1:35:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and the third critique is money

2/9/2025, 1:33:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

iow, Kant ftw

2/9/2025, 1:31:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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plenty of empty storefronts on N. Michigan Ave. to quarter troops at discounted rents!

2/9/2025, 1:24:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm telling my son that when his research lab job ends due to Trump’s research cuts, he can join ICE and receive a signing bonus along with such fringe benefits as free travel and the right to beat up random strangers. The career prospects are literally endless, like the current administration.

2/9/2025, 1:21:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

from patriotism to Patreon

2/9/2025, 1:17:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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seems the instructor hadn't anticipated that Hitler would be seen as "controversial" rather than universally reviled.

2/9/2025, 1:08:24 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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mudwrestling my superego

2/9/2025, 1:03:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he might talk less

2/9/2025, 1:00:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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but free speech! academic freedom!

2/9/2025, 12:57:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's probably pinned on his LinkedIn profile

2/9/2025, 12:45:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

if he could write that paper at Harvard without any trouble, it sounds like he has a point!

2/9/2025, 12:44:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wut

1/9/2025, 7:55:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stupidity has become a superpower, and we've watched it happen before our eyes over the past decades. hell, anyone who's ever worked in a large organization can tell you that our system is designed for the benefit of stupid people

1/9/2025, 7:53:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LIV didn't need much from their centerbacks to stop #Arsenal

1/9/2025, 7:04:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and never was, despite what the "realists" like Mearshimer and "Marxists" like Jacobin keep telling us.

1/9/2025, 1:37:14 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chicago has done this already; Atlanta is following its example

1/9/2025, 1:14:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

strong disagree on country music, but fully in agreement on this

1/9/2025, 1:12:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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those who have steadfastly bemoaned American imperialism are about to learn what life is like without it

1/9/2025, 1:11:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting Labor Day in August

1/9/2025, 1:09:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arteta is the guy who started 3 defensive midfielders and still lost. he's the guy who took 5 years to give in and sign a striker, but opts for tactics that leave him without service. #Arsenal will never win a major trophy under him. not this year, and not in 10 years.

1/9/2025, 12:52:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

it's gonna take the year. best case—8-9 weeks

1/9/2025, 12:49:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The NYT editorial board would have a conniption

1/9/2025, 12:36:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

Plaque Psoriasis always wins

1/9/2025, 1:46:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

“Hey look! I’m flying!”

31/8/2025, 11:29:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay, so why was it unaffected?

31/8/2025, 10:35:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because you only win championships by beating the champions

31/8/2025, 8:29:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not at all. We should be favorites, or at least serious contenders, but we’re not because of the manager

31/8/2025, 8:26:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

Can someone explain why productivity began skyrocketing exactly at the moment union membership began tanking?

31/8/2025, 8:23:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

honestly 3/32 is far more than I'd have guessed.

31/8/2025, 5:51:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes, leave it to Arteta to stock the team with carbon copies of himself. that's why we can't score. and Zubimendi had little influence on our defense today. it was all the players around him.

31/8/2025, 5:49:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they needed both—and still do. Gyökeres is not PL level. and Ødegaard is useless

31/8/2025, 5:47:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's not a habit; it's the skill she was chosen for

31/8/2025, 5:39:33 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zubimendi giving away the free kick and being generally underwhelming did not help.

31/8/2025, 5:39:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The number of handballs not called in this first half is staggering

31/8/2025, 4:13:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Techbros have us all stuck in our mirror stage

31/8/2025, 4:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arteta didn’t want to buy a striker because he has no idea how to use one

31/8/2025, 4:11:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who does

31/8/2025, 4:10:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Madueke is the only #Arsenal player actually trying

31/8/2025, 4:07:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’ll be a PK for an accidental handball

31/8/2025, 4:03:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you’re the champion they let you do it

31/8/2025, 4:02:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might be time to sell Martinelli

31/8/2025, 4:00:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t like what you don’t like

31/8/2025, 3:58:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lost me at Kpop

31/8/2025, 3:43:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly the training regimen not luck

31/8/2025, 3:43:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And we’re not good at that

31/8/2025, 3:42:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s too long and unfocused

31/8/2025, 3:42:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our players are dropping like flies without anyone touching them. That’s a team physio problem

31/8/2025, 3:39:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m saying their appeal is far less important than their ability to sow enough chaos that most just lose interest

31/8/2025, 3:37:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the last thing football needs is yet another Manning QB

31/8/2025, 2:04:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the important difference is that OG fascists tried to mobilize whole societies into their projects, while current ones prefer indifferent populations.

31/8/2025, 2:03:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so the opposition will lose by a small margin than before?

31/8/2025, 12:54:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there's been a lot said about Trump's supposed demagogic or charismatic or populist appeal. but the real story seems to be the political effect of immense American indifference to him. it's not the people he's mobilized; it's the ones who are too busy, too tired, too distracted, and too apathetic.

31/8/2025, 12:53:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have many things in common, name three

30/8/2025, 6:32:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2nd day: —arrest all former ICE thugs —expropriate and deport Musk and Thiel

30/8/2025, 6:28:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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falsely accused by a dude whose whole career is made up of fraud

30/8/2025, 6:24:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK Jr. says our children must evolve beyond cancer

30/8/2025, 6:23:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd have gone with 2001, just to hear the AI say "I'm sorry, I can't do that"

30/8/2025, 6:22:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suspect we'll notice it pretty quickly.

30/8/2025, 6:20:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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next up: extorting the Nobel Peace Prize

30/8/2025, 2:48:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we should really rename it "fast calories," because "food" is too generous and misleading

30/8/2025, 2:19:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Illegal but allowed to go on

29/8/2025, 11:12:14 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably meant “Blackest”

29/8/2025, 8:02:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The liberty to own and use other humans is worse than death

29/8/2025, 8:01:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what did we think he meant by "liberty"?

29/8/2025, 7:27:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that's pretty much Kant's *definition* of evil

29/8/2025, 7:25:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obama brutally mishandled the GFC, killed bin Laden, and created the ACA. But his most lasting legacy will forever be that tan suit. We will never recover from that.

29/8/2025, 6:42:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Musk alone will outbreed us all

29/8/2025, 6:38:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss the old brand #CDC

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28/8/2025, 10:00:06 PM | 7095 1765 | View on Bluesky | view

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But at least you have respect for doctors

29/8/2025, 1:50:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Trump could have stopped weapons shipments to Israel on January 20th

28/8/2025, 11:21:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d buy whatever he’s using for a brain. He doesn’t need it

28/8/2025, 11:17:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sold!

28/8/2025, 10:27:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This completing RFK Jr.’s project

28/8/2025, 10:25:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t believe they didn’t call it Thunderbolts: Attack of the Bob”

28/8/2025, 10:23:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which is in the city

28/8/2025, 10:09:26 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s really weird how many people read Rawls’s A Theory of Justice as if it’s called A Theory of Politics

28/8/2025, 10:08:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tough to be a #Bears fan these days

28/8/2025, 9:17:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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principle, but pragmatism. so stick to your guns, but don't.

28/8/2025, 1:06:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they said we couldn’t be moved off the Epstein files

28/8/2025, 3:49:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re living through a bubble tea bubble

27/8/2025, 10:18:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The difference is subtle

27/8/2025, 6:26:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:27:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trouble is, most students no longer learn how to write in cursive

27/8/2025, 12:25:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if Travis and Tay Tay can make it work, shouldn't other MAGAts and liberals be able to get along? maybe she can share her undoubtedly epic prenup with the rest of us as a new constitutional model.

26/8/2025, 7:06:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah idk what you're on about. ICE has been detaining native-born citizens, and even deporting some. Miller has been demanding that they meet his insane quota, so it would be logical to focus on places with large target populations. the fact that ICE is less aggressive here is telling.

26/8/2025, 7:03:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

And your point would be? ICE is grabbing anyone who remotely fits this racial profile. And of course there are tens of thousands of undocumented people in this city. But ICE is less active here, because the environment is much more challenging for them

26/8/2025, 5:31:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

how exactly would endorsing Trump's whims again "cook" the court? its credibility rests entirely on those whims.

26/8/2025, 1:55:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

Hochul might say some stuff, but the real pushback would come from New Yorkers themselves. there's a reason ICE isn't kidnapping as many of us as it is in other places, despite the vast number of Latinos in the city.

26/8/2025, 1:34:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Kaplan (@differance.bsky.social) reply parent

choosing Chicago was stupid, but don't kid yourself about New York. that would not go well for Trump.

26/8/2025, 1:19:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view