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Bro can’t afford to go to the doctor? What kind of ghetto sling is he using?
I mean if Jordan Romano can go all season with an ERA of over 8 and not get DFA’d, then anything is possible
Lenticular technology. I had to look it up because I never knew what it was called after all of these years. 🤣
The VHS box it came in had like that 3D effect. I’m not sure what it’s really called, but you know what I mean.
Is it just me or is the second moron in this clip pronouncing Nobel as ‘noble’?
Why did no one know Night Crawler in X2 when they clearly shared a past in Apocalypse??
When I say I fucking hate the Mets, I literally grit my teeth. And it’s still not enough to get my point across of how much I really fucking hate them.
Why keep Romano? Do you have any idea how difficult it is to put up -1.6 WAR in 43 innings?
Russia
I have the same thing as Romano. I got it from overuse: giving the middle finger to my TV every time he comes out of the bullpen.
JFC, you release Joe Ross and keep Romano?
C U Next Tuesday
Dafuq are right wales?
Adding to my playlist
Pissed away any chance he had at the Cy Young Award with this game
Is it just one overall or one in each league?
We need more than ‘solid’ and ‘encouraging’ from Nola. He needs to sack up and pitch better than a number 4 starter.
Mr. Baruth was the old man’s name if I recall
Here’s an update on Wheeler: there is no update. We’ll let you know more in a couple of days. Maybe.
I had the soundtrack on cassette tape. Don’t be jealous.
Bro already pitched for 3 teams this year. Let’s make it 4.
Wall scraper
Did someone trade him the home run ball when it was thought to be his 1500th hit?
10 teams in 12 seasons is special 🤔
10 teams in 12 seasons is special
Who even is this bitch?
Trump gets credit my ass
The birthday of the Hall of Very Good players
FFS, he’s got 4.2 WAR with an .821 OPS. Not like he’s hitting below the Mendoza line. He’s fine. He’ll be fine. People rip on Phillies fans. Booing Tucker for this ‘slump’ is just as bad.
The Phillies could legit just let Edmundo Sosa pitch in these kinds of games and he’ll have better results than Romano and Hoffman had tonight.
I really wanted him to be good. I kept rooting for him to turn it around. I just can’t watch him anymore. My 12 year old even calls it when they bring him in. “Great, here come the runs”. The crazy thing is some team will sign him next year for cheap and he’ll have a bounce back season. Just wait.
This is a badass picture of Downing
Kinda crazy that Stanton is only 35.
Seems like such a good guy. Love watching him play.
It was one in 10. Not one in 5. Still much better now obviously but don’t spread lies.
I hope Ranger can get his second wind because suddenly the starting pitching staff scares me. After Sanchez there are a lot of question marks
Still is a scary situation
They can’t go deep in the playoffs like that. I’ve never seen a team collectively go through all or nothing streaks like this team over the last few years. Seems unexplainable with this many stars. You’d think at least a couple of them could step up when others go cold.
Not good
Those aren’t real facts. I have the best facts. The most beautiful facts that are true. The country has never been better. Everyone else is a liar. And if you don’t believe me, then you’re fired and have low IQ. Because I got a 1500% on my IQ test and am the smartest person in the universe.
I wanted him to be good. Really did. I gave him a long leash. I have no more trust in him. Like, at all.
Gosh I hope they do keep him
Happy for him. He’s been working hard and deserves it. I still feel shaky when he pitches tbh. But I’ll ride the wave.
45 games left. Lots of time. Keep the foot on the gas.
Didn’t even know Rangel was still on the team tbh
I honestly would’ve thought Nola’s odds to be higher. I guess this season didn’t help his odds so much
Ok
I would’ve done the same 🤷🏻♂️
Or maybe…just hear me out…you’re looking too hard for something to be angry about. The right loves triggering people on the left and you’re falling right into their trap. It’s a company that sells jeans and used a play on words. It’s only racist if people make it racist.
I just don’t think the CEO of AE one day said to himself, let’s come up with a commercial with racist undertones and see if people pick up on the hidden message and get totally outraged by it. They sell jeans and thought it was clever. Maybe I’m naive.
It’s a play on words. I’m not reading any further into it. Doesn’t bother me nor is it worth getting upset over.
I was literally just thinking tonight how I don’t know any liberals who were offended by the Sydney Sweeney ad. It was just right wingers SAYING the left was offended. None of us gave two shits about the ad.
Serious question. Is the President allowed to just spend however much money that they want to change the Whitehouse? Or is there some sort of limit?
Why’d they give up on him so quickly?
Apple isn’t going to make jack shit over here. Mark my words. It’s a song and dance.
Anything you get from him is a bonus at this point
Spread the word!
Complete list of players in MLB history with 20 triples, 30 HR, and 40 SB in one season: 1) Jimmy Rollins (2007)
OPS leaders among players with 2,000 games at shortstop: 1) Derek Jeter (Hall of Fame) 2) Barry Larkin (Hall of Fame) 3) Luke Appling (Hall of Fame) 4) Cal Ripken (Hall of Fame) 5) Alan Trammell (Hall of Fame) 6) Pee Wee Reese (Hall of Fame) 7) Jimmy Rollins
Halfway there through 2 innings
DJT: What’s 3+3? 6 DJT: No it’s not! You’re fired!
Nah, it’s tax cuts for the rich
Padres are wild
Crazy
So their number one and number 3 prospect? I don’t really get the reasoning for making this deal from the Padres standpoint to be honest.
Steal for the Mariners.
LOL. He’s cooked. What contending team in their right mind would want Verlander at this point?
Butto and two 24 year old minor leaguers? Doesn’t seem terribly steep to me tbh.
My first choice would be Kwan Second choice would be call up Crawford Third choice would be Robert but not if it involves trading the ‘high return’ that the Sox are rumored to be asking
Not for the ‘high return’ that the Sox are rumored to be asking. Mets can have him.
How do I know if this is ‘fake news’ or not? Usually I wait to believe anything until Trump says it. That’s normal, right? 🤪
Sox are crazy if they STILL think they can get a top return on Robert. Go ahead and keep him if that’s the case. I’d give up a second tier prospect. Maybe something like in the 8-10 range of the organization for a guy who’s a rental and a risk.
Clip and save all you want. These assholes contradict themselves non stop and they don’t care. They have no self awareness.
Beast
This one is last year’s article
One of my favorite columns every year. Thank you Jayson!
That’s what I thought at first but i believe it only has to clear the Asplundh sign, not the metal fence behind that. Flower bed is a home run.
Luzardo just freaking unravels so quickly. Pisses me off
It’s true. I saw the movie Zootopia. Emmett Otter was badass.
Do people have otters as pets?
A’s holding their closer tightly is kind of weird tbh. He’s a luxury that a last place team doesn’t need so why not get something of value? The situation is comparable to the Phillies trading Ken Giles in 2015. As a Phils fan, I’d give up Abel, one of Tait/Escobar, and another lower tier prospect
I think ‘rare’ is the word the Sox should be using. Calling it weird sort of a) makes it seem like they are discounting the Phillies’ win and b) showing they don’t know the rules themselves. Tell your catcher to stay back!! It’s really quite easy and avoidable.
Patty Poole?
I hope I’m wrong but I don’t see there being any chance that Trump is found guilty of anything. I imagine his name has been fully scrubbed from all files by this point.
Let’s go!
Trump’s name has already been scrubbed from those files. 100%. Then we’re all going to hear his ‘told ya I wasn’t in there’ buil 💩
It’s because they’re racist
How is it that the uniforms of these supposed government officials is jeans and a t-shirt?
When will that be? He’s nearly 80 years old. He has lived a lavish lifestyle handed to him on a silver platter? Never had to face any consequences despite being human garbage.
Why don’t the Republicans release them if there is no threat to Trump? See, it works both ways.
You want to see the FBI’s evidence? The same FBI headed by Patel? No one is ever going to know the truth. Those files have already been corrupted and anything implicating Trump has been destroyed.
I frankly find it odd that you’re arguing my point. Answer me one question. Which matchup is more must-see TV? Rooker vs.Stowers Or Judge vs Ohtani I’m just a halfwit who doesn’t know or watch baseball so I’d love to hear from a baseball genius such as yourself
Go back to Twitter. People are generally nice to each other here.
You’re totally right…no one watches the all star game. And no one would’ve enjoyed seeing Ohtani and Judge in a home run swing off. What am I even talking about? 🙄
Sure whatever you say. You have no idea what you’re talking about with regards to what kind of fan I am. I’m a diehard who watches virtually every single game of my team and have for the last 40 years. Eff off.
Can I just say it was criminal to not have Ohtani and Judge in the swing off? What better stage for the two biggest stars in the game? Even though the swing off was fun IMO, it was a typical MLB gaffe to not showcase those two.
I’ll be honest though: it was criminal to not put Judge and Ohtani in the swing off. Raleigh should’ve been in it too. But to omit the two biggest stars in the game was a typical MLB gaffe.
It’s an exhibition game. Some people need to chill. The players clearly had fun which is what it’s about. I wouldn’t want a real game to be decided by this, but this was fine. Not even sure how many pitchers the teams had left to use.