Anyone on here punching in with #beer yet ?😜 #beer #alc #ClockingIn #gin #icecold
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Anyone on here punching in with #beer yet ?😜 #beer #alc #ClockingIn #gin #icecold
#MensDecisions #MensPermission
I will be #using an Adult Men's Ceasar Salad™️ with Chickë Tendie©️ here soon 🫡
pure shea nut butter
I’m a Liquid Glass guy now bidsch I’m in bro
Thought we were supposed to arrive having eaten!?
Whoaurmst
Look if you’re gonna eat lot shramps tonight’s the night. Move the poison through before Shrampton
We’re 2 games in leave Dange “Russ” Wilson and The New York Football Giants out of this
everyone on here needs to CALM DOWN
I know. I think it’s more like people not liking Rift tunes played live 🧐
Pit diapers for everyone!
People got Bowie’d. Rift album haters left for the pisser. Sigh.
Just a weak, labored stream at a trough-style urinal ☹️
Arguably your best work here
There’s a yung gent in this bar unironically dressed like a peaky blinder 😒
The boders are boding and it allllll looms
BA > Bag fucks mad length
gummy, but zero rhythm
Blow dry my junk with a leg propped up on the bench in men’s locker rooms
bro could use some hawking and tuahing tbh
currently #using 9/4/25 #howyaeggy
and I stg these bois rollin with they #VuoriJoggers in public are NOT to be trusted 😒
I got #GreySweatpants'd at SEATAC earlier
I am currently SHADOWBANNED from the Discover tab !!!
*with Naked Gun full body condom on and chain around neck
Skella tight!
👀 DYWTG
New Skeletorianal adjectives just dropped
Bro same
Had I said if someone is “of Skeletor” would that have changed anything?
If this skeet doesn’t do numbers on the Discover Tab I’m quitting this radical leftist echo chamber bro
If someone is Skeletor-esque are you 🤔 A) Skeletorian B) Skeltoresian C) Skeletoranian
custier’n SHIT 😤
I am currently #using Liquid Glass™️
the hooting, the hollering
kang’d
My steel bird touches down Saturday at 2pm, god willing
I’ve got an itch that only a succubus can scratch bro 😒
Can’t right now, doing Flügtag
“Fuck you and I’ll see you again tonight”
My dad had one back in the day. Loved that thing. Gobs of acceleration
Mitsubishi Eclipse? Let her cook
ayyyy slather them kernel tiddies in BUTTAH !!
listening 2 Ernie & The Big Units rn from Slamabama night DOS!
One Ring to Gape Them All
#-Pede
straight outta the oven and onto the gyattdamn carving table
Not now queen I’m listening to Tyler sing about the Bhagavad Gita
Theremin
I’ll be #using Adult Men’s Pasta™️ this evening, so
Grecian as FUCK !!
lobsta with a MONSTA bro!
remove the #peanits
Fellow massholes. My brother has a pair of tickets to the Alabama Shakes concert tomorrow. Face value but maybe less. If you’re interested, DMs are open.
we don’t. and it’s due to the peanus
shramps ~OR~ shwimpies
Me, hanging out with my super Greek friend: bro you’re Greeker’n SHIT 😤
Nice post you got there. Be a shame if someone smashed fave on it
Seems like last night’s show sport-fucked yeah?
Did you really Rocky Topsplain me here?
Are you guys fucking kidding me. I will unfollow both of you rn
😂
$2763
I would pay $1489 to see Phish do a Sphere Halloween show with Round Room album in entirety set 1 and Chilling Thrilling reboot set 2 and then all improv set 3 and then Monkey > Rocky Top encore
This is humorous
Bail.
Looming bodes my man!
Idk man I like my pressies with a lil kick to em
Adopt me
maniacally bricked at JRAD
Too much math
I can’t stop thinking about the word “enloinment” so I’ll dump it out into the tl now and we’ll knead it into the rota in due time, my liege
She osso my bucco til I katsu
💯
Nice evening? JRAD. Sus weather? TVOTR
stinks like bowel on here 😒
MERMER IN THE TER HERLLLLL
AURRRRRNAUURRRRR
Aurrr naurr how was laurst naurghts phaursh shaurrrr
Cum 2 Hampton
If I was a Division 1 college football player - and I am - I’d have the biggest face mask you’ve ever fucking seen
Reminder: it’s pronounced LULLVULL not “Loueyvill” or “Lewisvill”
Anyone in Athens, GA tonight and want (2) free Avett Bro tickets?? — great seats, my parents just trying to send to good use