Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
"What is this, a manifesto for ants??"
Crumbatic dramedy. Vibes? Creamy He/him Mostly replies so I don't have to think of things on my own UGA fan PFP: Dinosaur Comics' T-Rex saying "I endorse this event or product" (Around year's end it's Brak in a Santa hat, that I took from PlopDumps)
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"What is this, a manifesto for ants??"
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, there's almost no information at this point, so basically everything is guesswork.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I've been 100% WFH since 2011. Terrified of having to go back.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm not a Rude Boy, I'm a Rude *Man*"
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, are you going to start using your Rudeness Powers for good? I didn't notice when you got tagged because I've got the 'Rude' filter turned off. I'll just ignore/Mute/Block on my own for a moving target like rudeness, especially when the process is so easily exploited.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I think we've cleared that up for you. You're welcome!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I like the one on the right
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Last night was 2-2.5 hours of reading, about 3 hours of tossing & turning, and another half-hour of reading before giving up.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Reading this just made me realize that it's going to happen on the 11th for the ultimate merchgasm.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday! Hope you enjoyed both the workout and the sundae.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
For me the game's been a lot of fun. The vehicle took a little getting used to, since different planets have different gravity, but if it's there from the start then you won't be used to foot travel.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
What about Starfield? IIRC, you wrote somewhere that you liked the variety of different stuff to do, but it's been a while since I read that and I don't recall where. It's one of the things I like about the game.
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted
AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR (4-6 PM Pacific Time): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for Discordian church services — which means we'll get wrecked & watch old cartoons. Stop in for a while, or stay for the whole stream; all are welcome! Discord: chat.reverendjesus.com
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, nice! Looking forward to seeing your thoughts on it.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh, that sucks. You can pick off solid stuff if they accidentally put it on there, but that mayo's going to soak into every pore of the bun.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, that's amazing!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
RIP Shock G
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Once I put something off, the likelihood of it getting done just plummets.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Demon Slayer, huh? Seems like a big deal.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Best Jimmy Fallon I've ever seen.
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted
AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR (4-6 PM Pacific Time): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for Discordian church services — which means we'll get wrecked & watch old cartoons. Stop in for a while, or stay for the whole stream; all are welcome! Discord: chat.reverendjesus.com
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Dibs!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't listen to bug sex when you're having rock 'n roll? It's amazing, you've got to try it!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
So, you're running out to buy one right now?
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I got it, Tasty
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Abraham Lincoln's left femur
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulations!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Or just say "All the usual shit" and send them a link.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I like that game. Hope it's a good acquisition and not like most acquisitions.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope you have fun!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I'm not metal enough for a festival. I did buy access to the VIP lounge, but I only dipped in there between bands. And while I'm not Sober, my drinking habits have changed enough that I'd rather not during something like that, which means that I'm unlikely to be starting a conversation.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Dooooo iiiiiit
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
About 6 weeks ago I went to a metal show solo. I definitely enjoyed it, but it was a different feeling than if I'd had a companion. One of the other things for me was that I hadn't been to an event like that in about a decade, so that kept me a little more anxious than I'd've liked. Worth it though.
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted
Today, from 4-6 PM (Pacific): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for #Discordian church services — that is, we'll get loaded and comment on old cartoons from @pubtoons.com. All are welcome! Streamplace: stream.place/reverendjesu...
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just glad to know that I'm not the only one who's seen the zombies coming. "Aaaa Esss Elll. Aaaa Esss Elll."
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
::lick, lick:: Tastes like AIM
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
That makes sense. Thank you.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn't him.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he just keeps it in his car?
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, I replied to the wrong reply (I think that makes sense, but I'm talking politics to a Sonic account). bsky.app/profile/dile...
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I am just asking a question, and not trying to start Discourse, but is stating that someone is a pedophile not defamatory? And, more to the point, is it not something that he would eventually try to bring to court?
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I have been putting off asking this question so that someone else would. Thank you.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Sweet Sixteen!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
"But they can't be my kids, my kids are special. They have to look like us but be poorer."
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, the inspection was due to over-tightening, or the failure was due to over-tightening? Or both, or neither, as the case may be.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
That makes sense. I guess as they learn that they're not the only real human and that how they treat other people has consequences, they learn/strengthen whatever innate empathy they have.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, besides you, unfortunately.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a legitimate question, I'm not trying to start Discourse: Are sociopaths nature or nurture? Or non-nurture, as the case may be. Or was that what you meant by "birthed" in the first place?
ShapeshifterShipps (Streamperson) (@shapeshiftershipps.bsky.social) reposted
RPG ANTHOLOGY STREAM 8-2-25 EDITION - Special Birthday Edition!! I'm finally old enough to legally be playing 10 GAMES AT ONCE (LIVE RN): twitch.tv/shapeshifter...
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
So you're the reason my Rocky Road tastes like politics? Gee, thanks Sonic.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
It's adorable that you said "today".
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted
AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR (4-6 PM Pacific Time): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for Discordian "church" services — which means we'll get wrecked & watch old cartoons. Stop in for a while, or stay for the whole stream; all are welcome! Discord: chat.reverendjesus.com
UNCLE_RCKx (@jprck2444.bsky.social) reposted
there's no reason [as] should have the 5pm hour anymore.. let alone 6pm. go back to 7pm
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
How dare you do something as elitist as combining two meals into one meal???
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd never blown it up big enough to notice the eyes, lol.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd be willing to bet you're not the only one.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
As the picture implies, you enjoy lovingly gazing at scratching posts.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social)
Or Philip K. Dick. "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", obviously. But there's another story I'm thinking of that's similar, but it's eluding me.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
That is amazing!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that from Demon Slayer? I read somewhere that it was a big deal.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it possible that more than one thing can be true here?
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel you. Currently lying on the couch watching Smosh read Reddit stories at 8:45 am.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't really understand that whole scene, because it seems to me that hating people takes energy. Once I'm done with myself, there's just not that much left over.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Adorable!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Magnetic egg
clobberinthyme (@clobberinthyme.bsky.social) reposted
Gelatinous Spacetime is out TODAY!!! Thank you to everyone who has grabbed a copy so far - Acme Comics is SOLD OUT of the book! There’s still a few left at Acme Comics Downtown, so grab one before they’re gone!!!
clobberinthyme (@clobberinthyme.bsky.social) reposted
Gelatinous Spacetime is here! My first ever comic book releases next Wednesday! Physical copies will be available at both Acme Comics locations, and come with a free sticker - digital copies will be available on my Ko-fi! I can’t wait to share JELL-E’s adventures with you all! #indiecomics
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
If it doesn't wash dishes then it's just a fancy cabinet.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Not oregano, so sage, maybe?
Victor (@tastyzero.bsky.social) reposted
I don't ever talk about my work here, but I'm very proud of everything I've done for the BYTT Boys (Kassem, Lawrence and Bruce) on the Shorts department. Shoutouts to our Main Editor Chelsea, she brings all this to life. If you want me to edit your short form content, let me know!
clobberinthyme (@clobberinthyme.bsky.social) reposted
opening up emergency commissions. Our boy Max needs a tooth removed, along with cleaning, medication, and other expenses. If you need an illustration, logo, or design work, DM or e-mail me. No slot caps for now. We’re also taking donations via Venmo and Cashapp. Thank you. 💖
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
"eat pant"?
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/reverendjesus.com Discordian "Church" Services (all are welcome!)
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks & same to you!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Your body *knows* that there's a con and didn't want you to feel left out.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
A TV show he used to be on was canceled, so obviously his statement is both incorrect and offensive.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, same. One of my favorite scenes in all cinema. And I know it's coming and try to brace myself, but that just hits me somewhere important.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
No need to apologize. If you need to vent, then vent.
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted
AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR (4-6 PM Pacific Time): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for Discordian "church" services — which means we'll get wrecked & watch old cartoons. Stop in for a while, or stay for the whole stream; all are welcome! Discord: chat.reverendjesus.com
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social)
I'm reminded of this too often: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA0f...
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree, and not just because I'm a cult member!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
But what about chumpjunk.com?
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Just think about it! Three hands for every five people! Chicken in every pot my ass.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad y'all made it back okay.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
That's one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard. Always gives me chills.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
How much of the cake is Pepito going to eat?
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't stop thinking about Marshal Swan breaking up fights in the saloon. Swan cowpoke, obviously.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday!
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it got me back on a Murakami kick for 3-4 books. Re-read some of The Rat stuff too
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I had to go back & re-read Hard-boiled after this because it had been a while. One of those situations where I want to know more about The City but worry that knowing more would be less entertaining(?).
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
"full edgelord"?
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss the days when the only time I heard the word 'cuckold' was when I was taking a semester of Chaucer.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
What, no "Spank Lloyd Right"?
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted
Hail Eris! Today isn't just Fuschal Day; it's also Buddha's Birthday! www.fsofcabal.com/holydays/02-... Although the evidence that Buddha was a Discordian is circumstantial and anecdotal, Discordians celebrate Buddha’s birthday by saying “Happy Birthday, Bud.”
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a great song. One of my favorites of his.
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Pal Jordan is correct, at least according to Reddit, Haven of Correctness
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes sense. If it's not here or Discord, I probably don't know about it
Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent
I apparently missed it.