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@dilemma01.bsky.social

Crumbatic dramedy. Vibes? Creamy He/him Mostly replies so I don't have to think of things on my own UGA fan PFP: Dinosaur Comics' T-Rex saying "I endorse this event or product" (Around year's end it's Brak in a Santa hat, that I took from PlopDumps)

created December 21, 2023

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Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

"What is this, a manifesto for ants??"

11/9/2025, 4:47:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, there's almost no information at this point, so basically everything is guesswork.

11/9/2025, 7:21:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I've been 100% WFH since 2011. Terrified of having to go back.

9/9/2025, 12:34:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm not a Rude Boy, I'm a Rude *Man*"

5/9/2025, 6:48:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, are you going to start using your Rudeness Powers for good? I didn't notice when you got tagged because I've got the 'Rude' filter turned off. I'll just ignore/Mute/Block on my own for a moving target like rudeness, especially when the process is so easily exploited.

5/9/2025, 5:47:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I think we've cleared that up for you. You're welcome!

4/9/2025, 9:20:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I like the one on the right

4/9/2025, 5:27:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Last night was 2-2.5 hours of reading, about 3 hours of tossing & turning, and another half-hour of reading before giving up.

4/9/2025, 12:21:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Reading this just made me realize that it's going to happen on the 11th for the ultimate merchgasm.

31/8/2025, 12:05:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday! Hope you enjoyed both the workout and the sundae.

30/8/2025, 12:48:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

For me the game's been a lot of fun. The vehicle took a little getting used to, since different planets have different gravity, but if it's there from the start then you won't be used to foot travel.

28/8/2025, 12:38:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

What about Starfield? IIRC, you wrote somewhere that you liked the variety of different stuff to do, but it's been a while since I read that and I don't recall where. It's one of the things I like about the game.

28/8/2025, 12:33:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted

AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR (4-6 PM Pacific Time): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for Discordian church services — which means we'll get wrecked & watch old cartoons. Stop in for a while, or stay for the whole stream; all are welcome! Discord: chat.reverendjesus.com

22/8/2025, 10:01:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, nice! Looking forward to seeing your thoughts on it.

22/8/2025, 10:34:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh, that sucks. You can pick off solid stuff if they accidentally put it on there, but that mayo's going to soak into every pore of the bun.

22/8/2025, 5:04:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, that's amazing!

22/8/2025, 4:22:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

RIP Shock G

22/8/2025, 4:17:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Once I put something off, the likelihood of it getting done just plummets.

22/8/2025, 4:10:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Demon Slayer, huh? Seems like a big deal.

21/8/2025, 10:22:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Best Jimmy Fallon I've ever seen.

20/8/2025, 4:19:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sara Likes Baseball (@helmerroids.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

A whiterun guard from Skyrim with the caption I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a sandwich to the chest.
15/8/2025, 11:41:48 PM | 28 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted

AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR (4-6 PM Pacific Time): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for Discordian church services — which means we'll get wrecked & watch old cartoons. Stop in for a while, or stay for the whole stream; all are welcome! Discord: chat.reverendjesus.com

15/8/2025, 10:04:43 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Dibs!

15/8/2025, 9:35:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't listen to bug sex when you're having rock 'n roll? It's amazing, you've got to try it!

15/8/2025, 12:06:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

So, you're running out to buy one right now?

14/8/2025, 11:59:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I got it, Tasty

14/8/2025, 12:10:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Abraham Lincoln's left femur

14/8/2025, 12:06:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations!

13/8/2025, 6:48:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Or just say "All the usual shit" and send them a link.

13/8/2025, 9:04:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I like that game. Hope it's a good acquisition and not like most acquisitions.

12/8/2025, 12:06:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope you have fun!

11/8/2025, 9:48:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I'm not metal enough for a festival. I did buy access to the VIP lounge, but I only dipped in there between bands. And while I'm not Sober, my drinking habits have changed enough that I'd rather not during something like that, which means that I'm unlikely to be starting a conversation.

9/8/2025, 9:08:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Dooooo iiiiiit

9/8/2025, 9:01:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

About 6 weeks ago I went to a metal show solo. I definitely enjoyed it, but it was a different feeling than if I'd had a companion. One of the other things for me was that I hadn't been to an event like that in about a decade, so that kept me a little more anxious than I'd've liked. Worth it though.

9/8/2025, 9:00:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted

Today, from 4-6 PM (Pacific): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for #Discordian church services — that is, we'll get loaded and comment on old cartoons from @pubtoons.com. All are welcome! Streamplace: stream.place/reverendjesu...

8/8/2025, 1:37:00 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just glad to know that I'm not the only one who's seen the zombies coming. "Aaaa Esss Elll. Aaaa Esss Elll."

5/8/2025, 10:09:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

::lick, lick:: Tastes like AIM

5/8/2025, 7:58:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

That makes sense. Thank you.

5/8/2025, 5:00:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

It wasn't him.

5/8/2025, 4:59:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he just keeps it in his car?

5/8/2025, 4:55:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, I replied to the wrong reply (I think that makes sense, but I'm talking politics to a Sonic account). bsky.app/profile/dile...

5/8/2025, 4:52:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I am just asking a question, and not trying to start Discourse, but is stating that someone is a pedophile not defamatory? And, more to the point, is it not something that he would eventually try to bring to court?

5/8/2025, 4:49:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I have been putting off asking this question so that someone else would. Thank you.

5/8/2025, 4:33:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Sweet Sixteen!

5/8/2025, 12:58:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

"But they can't be my kids, my kids are special. They have to look like us but be poorer."

5/8/2025, 12:55:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, the inspection was due to over-tightening, or the failure was due to over-tightening? Or both, or neither, as the case may be.

5/8/2025, 12:52:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

That makes sense. I guess as they learn that they're not the only real human and that how they treat other people has consequences, they learn/strengthen whatever innate empathy they have.

2/8/2025, 10:41:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, besides you, unfortunately.

2/8/2025, 10:34:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a legitimate question, I'm not trying to start Discourse: Are sociopaths nature or nurture? Or non-nurture, as the case may be. Or was that what you meant by "birthed" in the first place?

2/8/2025, 10:34:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ShapeshifterShipps (Streamperson) (@shapeshiftershipps.bsky.social) reposted

RPG ANTHOLOGY STREAM 8-2-25 EDITION - Special Birthday Edition!! I'm finally old enough to legally be playing 10 GAMES AT ONCE (LIVE RN): twitch.tv/shapeshifter...

2/8/2025, 10:04:14 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

So you're the reason my Rocky Road tastes like politics? Gee, thanks Sonic.

2/8/2025, 3:42:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

It's adorable that you said "today".

1/8/2025, 10:57:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted

AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR (4-6 PM Pacific Time): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for Discordian "church" services — which means we'll get wrecked & watch old cartoons. Stop in for a while, or stay for the whole stream; all are welcome! Discord: chat.reverendjesus.com

1/8/2025, 10:03:41 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture UNCLE_RCKx (@jprck2444.bsky.social) reposted

there's no reason [as] should have the 5pm hour anymore.. let alone 6pm. go back to 7pm

30/7/2025, 9:40:09 PM | 22 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

How dare you do something as elitist as combining two meals into one meal???

31/7/2025, 3:37:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd never blown it up big enough to notice the eyes, lol.

30/7/2025, 3:05:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd be willing to bet you're not the only one.

30/7/2025, 3:03:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

As the picture implies, you enjoy lovingly gazing at scratching posts.

29/7/2025, 1:19:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social)

Or Philip K. Dick. "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", obviously. But there's another story I'm thinking of that's similar, but it's eluding me.

29/7/2025, 4:06:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

That is amazing!

27/7/2025, 10:57:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that from Demon Slayer? I read somewhere that it was a big deal.

24/7/2025, 1:02:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it possible that more than one thing can be true here?

24/7/2025, 12:56:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel you. Currently lying on the couch watching Smosh read Reddit stories at 8:45 am.

24/7/2025, 12:52:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't really understand that whole scene, because it seems to me that hating people takes energy. Once I'm done with myself, there's just not that much left over.

24/7/2025, 12:51:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Adorable!

23/7/2025, 1:26:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Magnetic egg

20/7/2025, 10:49:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clobberinthyme (@clobberinthyme.bsky.social) reposted

Gelatinous Spacetime is out TODAY!!! Thank you to everyone who has grabbed a copy so far - Acme Comics is SOLD OUT of the book! There’s still a few left at Acme Comics Downtown, so grab one before they’re gone!!!

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16/7/2025, 10:18:21 PM | 9 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clobberinthyme (@clobberinthyme.bsky.social) reposted

Gelatinous Spacetime is here! My first ever comic book releases next Wednesday! Physical copies will be available at both Acme Comics locations, and come with a free sticker - digital copies will be available on my Ko-fi! I can’t wait to share JELL-E’s adventures with you all! #indiecomics

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10/7/2025, 11:35:06 PM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

If it doesn't wash dishes then it's just a fancy cabinet.

10/7/2025, 8:48:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Not oregano, so sage, maybe?

10/7/2025, 8:35:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Victor (@tastyzero.bsky.social) reposted

I don't ever talk about my work here, but I'm very proud of everything I've done for the BYTT Boys (Kassem, Lawrence and Bruce) on the Shorts department. Shoutouts to our Main Editor Chelsea, she brings all this to life. If you want me to edit your short form content, let me know!

8/7/2025, 6:49:36 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clobberinthyme (@clobberinthyme.bsky.social) reposted

opening up emergency commissions. Our boy Max needs a tooth removed, along with cleaning, medication, and other expenses. If you need an illustration, logo, or design work, DM or e-mail me. No slot caps for now. We’re also taking donations via Venmo and Cashapp. Thank you. 💖

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5/7/2025, 7:18:36 PM | 5 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

"eat pant"?

4/7/2025, 11:29:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/reverendjesus.com Discordian "Church" Services (all are welcome!)

4/7/2025, 10:58:14 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks & same to you!

4/7/2025, 7:16:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Your body *knows* that there's a con and didn't want you to feel left out.

4/7/2025, 7:15:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

A TV show he used to be on was canceled, so obviously his statement is both incorrect and offensive.

1/7/2025, 3:47:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, same. One of my favorite scenes in all cinema. And I know it's coming and try to brace myself, but that just hits me somewhere important.

30/6/2025, 3:32:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

No need to apologize. If you need to vent, then vent.

29/6/2025, 6:59:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted

AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR (4-6 PM Pacific Time): come celebrate Fuschal Day! Every week, we sit down for Discordian "church" services — which means we'll get wrecked & watch old cartoons. Stop in for a while, or stay for the whole stream; all are welcome! Discord: chat.reverendjesus.com

27/6/2025, 10:04:52 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social)

I'm reminded of this too often: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA0f...

23/6/2025, 7:04:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree, and not just because I'm a cult member!

23/6/2025, 7:02:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

But what about chumpjunk.com?

19/6/2025, 5:03:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Just think about it! Three hands for every five people! Chicken in every pot my ass.

18/6/2025, 5:45:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad y'all made it back okay.

15/6/2025, 12:17:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard. Always gives me chills.

11/6/2025, 8:13:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much of the cake is Pepito going to eat?

10/6/2025, 7:53:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't stop thinking about Marshal Swan breaking up fights in the saloon. Swan cowpoke, obviously.

9/6/2025, 12:28:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday!

7/6/2025, 7:33:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, it got me back on a Murakami kick for 3-4 books. Re-read some of The Rat stuff too

6/6/2025, 6:40:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I had to go back & re-read Hard-boiled after this because it had been a while. One of those situations where I want to know more about The City but worry that knowing more would be less entertaining(?).

6/6/2025, 6:12:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

"full edgelord"?

3/6/2025, 3:45:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss the days when the only time I heard the word 'cuckold' was when I was taking a semester of Chaucer.

30/5/2025, 11:38:16 PM | 65 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

What, no "Spank Lloyd Right"?

27/5/2025, 10:17:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reverend Jesus "H" Christ (@reverendjesus.com) reposted

Hail Eris! Today isn't just Fuschal Day; it's also Buddha's Birthday! www.fsofcabal.com/holydays/02-... Although the evidence that Buddha was a Discordian is circumstantial and anecdotal, Discordians celebrate Buddha’s birthday by saying “Happy Birthday, Bud.”

23/5/2025, 6:22:46 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a great song. One of my favorites of his.

23/5/2025, 5:33:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Pal Jordan is correct, at least according to Reddit, Haven of Correctness

22/5/2025, 8:22:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes sense. If it's not here or Discord, I probably don't know about it

21/5/2025, 10:15:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dilemma (@dilemma01.bsky.social) reply parent

I apparently missed it.

21/5/2025, 11:44:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view