Ah yes. I could tell by the reply guy beard.
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Ah yes. I could tell by the reply guy beard.
Saw "doubt" a lot as a kid reading and distinctly remember saying, "da-butt," in my head.
Imagine saying you're the party of "real men," but you have to humiliate yourself like this in front of a senior citizen on national television because his praise kink is this insatiable.
Everything reminds me of her
Am I supposed to be impressed that 'roided out weak men can go up and down on the bar?? Do this shit on your own time.
Actually fuck this
The pilots have the opportunity to do the coolest thing ever..
The evil that men do lives after them
The filter is fighting for its LIFE
Then why does Iran consider themselves at war with us and demanding surrender? Why are population centers being advised? Like stfu.
I wish he would päss away for real tf is this 😔
Every day his beauty blender wakes up and says I can't fucken do it anymore
I'm so exhausted by manhood. Get tf over it. Why do men need to look up to any of these guys as their pinnacle of masculinity. Why do I have to constantly maneuver around their insecurity from it and obsession with it.
Me when I'm delusional
Sometimes I just wanna behold tom hardy too. I'll watch inception just to see the romantic tension between his character and Joseph Gordon Levitt's character and be like, "yes," and I too, later will sleep as a little treat for ME
The level of intellectual dishonesty is craaazyyyyy.
Letting the grandkids get ecoli from the dookie water to prove vaccines don't work 🙏
Good 👍👍
TF is he talking about, store brand eggs are still 5 bucks in Alabama
I was like.. good ❤️
Sometimes you just need a hunk of quickbread and a salty piece of meat up on it, what can you do 😔🤌🤌
Every once in awhile the south will pop out and I'll want a good biscuit and gravy or apples and biscuits-- but much prefer an egg and rice bowl, pho, congee. Or I just skip the whole meal and double up on coffee 🥴
I received psychic damage from the visage of this pizza
Won't watch or read anything j.k. Rowling touches.
Clicked on one of the pics, saw Oscar Isaac as Jesus Christ, and physically reeled back from my phone
They better nip this shit in the bud real quick because...
"you'll lose the US markets tho" "Ok and?"
Also lmfao that they'd do this $10,000 stipend but not provide livable wages or universal healthcare for preexisting citizens in the states skdjsskswms need them to stop being delusional
Facilitate, like they're going to mail a metal spoon to him to tunnel out and if he can't it's Oh Well because they facilitated the ability to leave. And that was the extent of their due diligence.
Me when I straight up lie
We can expect more dookie-butter, moving forward.
Honestly this is the template for every reply-guy incel 'Edginess is My Identity," dude I've ever had the profound misfortune of existing with in the same space.
Imagine just giving away your dignity for free because a weird man wants you to wear his visage on your chest and you do it because he might get upset if you don't lmao
Praying that he gets even more lonely and pathetic and ugly ❤️
It’s all so fucking STUPID.
Me, bitch. I live for seeing Tesla stock shrivel into a husk.
Canadian MP Charlie Angus: When we see people being pulled off the streets, when we see students at universities being grabbed, detained, and kidnapped, and when we see Kristi Noem filming this disgusting video, we’re looking at a nation we no longer recognize. We don’t want to be like that nation.
How is an op ed in the school paper a ruckus. The clear path where this leads is horrifying-- testing it on visa holders expressing dissent now to test the waters of outrage-- could easily be the rest of us next.
Looking at tommy tubbervilles contact info like a cockroach right now. Still gonna call that mf tho..still gonna call
Me when I'm delusional 🤦♀️
Real weakass shit when this man was literally doing ethnic taunts at him yesterday
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but lmao
Yeah I know it's hard when your accounts and donations turn up dirty with foreign influence. Rough being a Russian asset, and a dog got the Saudis at the same time 😔
Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.
Bernie Sanders: "If you do nothing, you sit back and say, 'it's gonna be terrible.' And that's right. A shutdown will be terrible. But our job is to put the onus on the Republican president, the Republican House, the Republican Senate, the people who control the govt"
Like?? Does the GOP have Schumer's nudes or???
Pls tell him I said he's trash ❤️
Tell him that I said he's trash for me. Thanks.
Then why aren't you forcing them to come to the table to negotiate.
I don't want hear any empty platitudes from you. You're so weak. Step aside for the actual leaders in this party.
Just so tired of feckless democrats. If you can't meet the moment step aside for real leaders.
This MF??? I'm from as about deep south in Alabama as you can get and what the hell is he talking about. AND have 3 kids in the public school system. I've seen the "a beka" approach to education and no thanks you fucking trash can.
Oh no lol
Ok weakass.
Yaoi whales please save us
Me when I say total bullshit
Bro I hope they take us all out for real.
He doesn't deserve the Steve Urkel tiddy pant-tuck.
Oh my god 😳
“Montana Republicans have introduced a first-of-its-kind bill that would criminalize women for getting certain out-of-state abortions, accusing them of ‘trafficking’ their own fetuses. “…Republicans have broken a legislative seal—signaling that they’re coming for women’s right to travel.”
I need air force one pilot to do the funniest thing rn...
And so many white (men) democrats leaders so content to lay back and do less than the bare minimum while their Black and brown women counterparts do the heavy lifting. Disgraceful.
Imagine being this close to the end of your life and having the understanding that people will celebrate your death and abhor your legacy. Imagine racism, money, and proximity to power, having meant more to you than serving humanity. I can't fathom being so pathetic.
What she means is that WE should stand up in protest and do that hard work--but not her.
Bro he should fucking die and rot in that seat while watching what he helped bring down upon this country.
That audience will never want to hear that. They're desperate for harm to come to them in some capacity. I genuinely fear for AOC and Rep. Crockett.
I worked there in college and will have a long-lasting terror of salad bars, but those Ruby's Relaxers and the chicken marinara hit every time 😳
It's like two toxic guys you don't even LIKE have decided to meet up at Ruby Tuesdays and are talking to each other about who gets to have you. Wtf is this.
42??? Say sike right now. Being a bad person ages tf out of a human.
Been telling my daughter to apply out of country when it's time.. bizarre to say that I feel like I need to preface it by saying, "..if girls are still allowed in higher education by then." Or if we even have credible institutions left at the very least in 3 years.
a year ago 16-year-old Oklahoman Nex Benedict died after a bathroom beating. in the time since, we've lost more trans kids, while losing federal trans rights. how a community is holding itself together after years of living under Trump's current anti-trans policies at the state level @teenvogue.com
Jaw dropping that he'd have the backbone for it.
I was unaware that Rahm Emmanuel was willing to stand up on any hill for anything at all. Anyways fuck him.
This is something a sixth grader could have written about. "Trump voters support the creep they voted for." Like. OK. Thanks for writing about the obvious I guess but I don't even need to look in Facebook local-news comment section to divine this "jawdropper."
Sorry these kids have such shit parents 🩷
Ah yes. What fresh hell will be wrought upon us this day
Ah yes. I am *unlikely* to Vote Yes on Literal Shit From A Butt to run our department of health and human services, but you never know 😘
Bad Era to have kids who are fruit addicts
I can't fathom being that wealthy & wanting MORE. Not just in terms of wealth, but of power--wanting so DESPERATELY to control everyone with it. I don't FUCKING get it. How is it not enough knowing you'll have food, shelter, & the ability to take care of your family? WHY IS THAT NOT ENOUGH??
I never fucking elected this literal toad from a swamp looking ass. Why is he locking civil servants out of anything? This place is a prison.
Elon Musk can't even manage to use an emoji that doesn't evoke cringe. My god.
Especially heinous considering the disturbingly high rate of SA in the military.
*shit I want it to be known that I definitely meant shit 💜
So we don't love our families?? Lmao?? We put them last or...?? This little gargling toilet boy-- I don't know how he makes it through the day trying to come up with stupid shut to say every second of every moment, I really don't.
He looks like trash for real. Go in the light already, jesus.
If a high school kid is working because the family itself can't afford to provide food--that's fucked up. Kids should be worried about school, their grades, getting into college, their development-- not whether or not they can afford to eat that day.
Also so predictable that they're honestly just upset that the "poor" people aren't appealing to them aesthetically lmao. They're not skinny enough. So quick to complain about weight, and doesn't address literal children going hungry and why that is.
The whole angle that maga conservatives are just so calculating and want to spread chaos, is honestly laughable to me. They're just horrible fucking people who just don't care about anyone who isn't rich, and see no benefit to themselves in helping others.
Did JD write this himself because lmao
I hope you take more, lord🙏
That's the disc they would throw at each other in Tron
Man..if I wanted to beat the nazi allegations, I feel like i would be extremely aware--despite my awkwardness and social anxiety--of whether or not I'm doing the nazi sign in front of a big crowd of people.
Lmfao OK chuck good luck with that
I'd rather jump into an active volcano
Sorry about the Christian fragility happening in your comment section 😔
The nihilism has me by the throat. It's mostly just Mountain Goats, No Children, on repeat in the brain, "I hope you die. I hope we both die."
