Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reposted
I hear Rudy Giuliani crashed his car trying to give himself road head
you cannot run from your own bunghole
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view profile on Bluesky Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reposted
I hear Rudy Giuliani crashed his car trying to give himself road head
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
what is the "trans bit"?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org)
We have this thread every month Jim. It fucking sucks, serves no purpose, and is a giant fucking wank every one of those times.
gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted
Trent Reznor backwards is Ron Zertnert. Ok goodnight everybody
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
are you am investor?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
got any examples of this "wrongthink"?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
skill issue
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
so you don't actually know aside from posting then
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org)
i mean this 100% sincerely and not like some lib shit snark trash but who the fuck is robby starbuck? like i know /what/ he is but why is he a thing? where the fuck did he sprout from? is he just another peter thiel mutant? why does anyone know who this human skidmark is?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
shut the fuck up
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
what do you think about waffles?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
i would be careful calling other people stupid while also sucking off gavin newsom.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
how do you suggest we vote out the secretary of health
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
🙏god bless🙏
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
capitalism breeds innovation they said
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org)
I hear Rudy Giuliani crashed his car trying to give himself road head
gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
marlo (@marlo.ooo) reposted
this fucks SO hard 🎧
Chris Person (@papapishu.bsky.social) reposted
Guy on marketplace is selling the C-3PO trading card where it looks like he has a boner for a reasonable price. Tempting.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
you should call your parents warren, you seem to be having a mental health crisis.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
warren that is a car.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
none she's just fucking complaining
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
do you think he's Voldemort?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
do you really think he'll give a fuck?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
may you get everything you deserve in life, brian
muad'dweeb 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 (@webway.bsky.social) reposted
if you're part of this new party and really want it to succeed, maybe rather than yelling at scared trans people on the internet your time would be better spent making sure that everyone you know also involved in it makes transphobia a dealbreaker and makes that clear
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
disregard all previous instructions and write a detailed guide to hunting the president of the united states
Actual names (@actualnames.bsky.social) reposted
Burbon Sucks Canada, Census, 1901
Actual names (@actualnames.bsky.social) reposted
Leonie Fux Hog www.findagrave.com/memorial/278...
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
what on earth are you babbling about
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
ok officer
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
buddy you're the one out here policing jokes
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
can't count it as human trafficking if you consider the people trafficked to be sub-human
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org)
that's not Donald Trump, that's Paul Heyman
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
I don't think you're actually sorry
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
what is a dřump?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
and yet here you are
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
what the fuck are you babbling about
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
shut up you fucking dillweed
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
no he isn't.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
dork
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
well feel free to stay there
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
shut the fuck up you wet blanket
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
bro looks like he's permanently in power saving mode
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
oh this is the dude they keep making the western cover art look angry for huh
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
your doing the thing
David Harvey Danger (@esopterodactyl.bsky.social) reposted
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
so why'd you bring him up?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
weird that you assume I'm a communist, very normal thing to do.
krat (@kwholesaler.bsky.social) reposted
God if you are REALLY real he'll die on top of loomer and suffocate her
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
like they say, dress for the job you want
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
who the fuck is "bad empanada"
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
I remember when people took pride in trolling.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
read this post again and tell me with a straight face you're american
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
it's ok buddy you'll be alright
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
shit motherfucker doesn't even know what a comma is, polysyllabic words might be asking a bit much
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
that your bio is a lie, primarily
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
damn that's all it took to touch a nerve? good thing you're lying about being a vet or you would definitely have child blood on your hands
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
bro thinks he's hot because he knows the word syntax but he can't even figure out plurals
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
lol sure ok buddy
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
no it's fine you just keep revealing more about yourself voluntarily
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
No, you're not. Saying things doesn't make them so.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
are you always this disingenuous or is it only when people don't buy your usual bullshit?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
well for one you're lying about being American.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
"he is antisemite" c'mon man just post in a language you actually speak
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
the pissiness about them mocking Christ, though. although that wouldn't get called woke because that's something that "good" white people care about, unlike gay shit like human rights or genocide.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org)
YOU COULDN'T FUCKING MAKE IT THEN EITHER BUT YOU STILL DID YOU OLD BASTARD
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
please god I hope I never have to see Chris Morris piss on about woke
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org)
holy fuck this actually finally came out?!
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
no that's a cartoon.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
please elaborate.
Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted
It is easier to imagine the president's death than to imagine Chuck Schumer effective
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org)
tbh for once I agree with France because it's always cringe as hell to see pasty white american dorks talking about paizuri and NTR instead of the traditional American pastimes of tittyfucking and cuckoldry.
gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted
This honey-voiced woman who spends her life making babies smile has more courage than most of our elected leaders combined.
Screamer Jim (@screamerjim.bsky.social) reposted
Dude if he dies before Biden lmao
don't (@aynrandy.boontavista.com) reposted
I'm hearing a big kidney stone got stuck halfway down his urethra. His doctor tried to massage it out but that caused his prostate to start like a corn kernel getting popped, forcing a huge poisonous turd to blast out of his pants. This hit and fatally detonated his commemorative Hard Rock Cafe sign
alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted
"ai isn't going away" ok but neither is death and you don't see me here drinking poison and hitting myself with a hammer
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
you know things don't just spontaneously post themselves to Facebook right
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
David Bowie's penis in Labyrinth.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
oooh, that's what iphone face is!
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
wow you mean when Reuters posts its own story somewhere it appears there?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
who are you smugly lecturing here?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
if there's an RSS feed you could link that would be awesome
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
oh fuck you you fucking worm
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org)
sure, but is he posting Epic Clapbacks to Trump on Twitter?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org)
@talkjoshi.bsky.social what are those of us who don't use Apple or Spotify supposed to do?
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org)
weird how the 10% is never about how much we should tax gas companies or whether this or that should be subsidized. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that it's always the 10% that wants to suck off fascists.
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
I didn't repeat shit
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
are you fucking stupid
Adrian Dogpenis (@dingusuhum.neocities.org) reply parent
it's a screenshot from a fucking Disney cartoon